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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

So, I'm basically going to ignore this account for all eternity. I'll be making a new one as soon as I finish writing this (The Odious Pineapple) and I'll still be around fanfiction and what not, I just will be a detestable fruit instead. If you wanna contact me or what have you, just find meh there. Kbai.

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Chapter 3: 'The River Flows In You' by Yiruma http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p_ebSseEq8

Chapter 9: 'Celebrate' by Le Meu Le Purr http://www.myspace.com/lemeulepurr Just scroll down til you see the music list and click on 'Celebrate'.

Chapter 9: 'Eye of the Tiger' by Survivor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq_PrxbnUkw

Chapter 10: 'I Miss You' by Blink 182 (best band ever!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHQaUTSFPNA

Chapter 10: 'The Pretender' by Foo Fighters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZUgK7k3pRc

Chapter 10: 'Bittersweet Symphony' by The Verve http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9u9mZz-o-g

Chapter 11: Did I mention a Volvo? I think so... http://davidnaylor.org/temp/c30-front.jpg

Chapter 12: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/app

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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3283 - Favs: 2,571 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Looking For A Miracle by jay-bird95 reviews
No shadowhunters, just humans. When Clary's mom dies she has to go to live with her father, who's an abusive drunk. At school, she tries to hide away, not get any attention, but it's hard not to when the best looking boy in school seems to refuse to leave
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,951 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Twilight Songfics by Twilighter80 reviews
Twilight songfics based on different songs. Multiple POV's. All human. Probably some OOC. Moved to fictionpad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 35,429 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Gambling Love by Arani92 reviews
Bella's Bet: Seduce and break the heart of player Jasper Hale. Jasper's Bet: Sleep with the biggest prude of the school, Bella Swan. What will happen when unexpected events occur, and certain emotions are aroused?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,699 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Jasper
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5021 - Favs: 4,997 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bring It On by Lost in Believing reviews
Co-Written with xForeverDazzledx. Three girls are off for the summer of their lives. Camping with everyone in their class. But things get hectic when the guys of the school are there to take over. These friends are ready to take revenge. E&B J&A E&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,418 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 1/21/2009
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 2971 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
Ugh, Cullen by Seraphie17 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Fully fledged war between them, but is it just hiding their true feelings?. Story starts with the end-flashesback to the beginning. Bad language, adult themes and the incredible Edward Cullen are all included.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,456 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3081 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wedding Cake by mybirdhouse reviews
Edward is getting married to Jessica, Bella just happens to be the wedding cake designer. Alice and Rosalie soon become her best friends. What happens when Bella begins to fall for the groom? Read&Review Loves!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,928 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,192 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8122 - Favs: 8,157 - Follows: 8,390 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
CCHS by ariviand reviews
In the style of so many bestselling teen novels, the Mortal Instruments characters go to high school. How will they will battle the pressure of making grades, fitting in, and extracurricular activities? AH/AU, present day. Cookies from original.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 88,754 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
When the summer is filled with Snow by LaughKittykatForEver reviews
Bella, Alice, Rose, Edward, Jasper and Emmett one cabin; Jasper and Bella's game from high school; that no-ones knows about; just how long can they keep it a secret from the others. Review and tell me what you think. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,836 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3722 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Red Envelope by shattered crystal heart reviews
I stared at him,his brilliant green eyes staring back at me, a smirk across his beautiful face.I glared at him.If it was even possible I HATED Edward Masen more then I ever had my eyes glanced at the red envelope.this was going to be one hell of a summer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,744 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Dear Mom and Dad, by BookmarkBella reviews
The twilight gang: SLEEP-AWAY CAMP EDITON- all human twilight characters are 12 and go to summer camp. its Bella's first year. What will happen this scandolous summer at Camp Tsi Gili- rated T because theyre 12... what could happen? XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,375 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Their Choices by FreyasWrath reviews
*Discontinued* Don't bother reading it.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,858 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Twilight parody by midgeon12 reviews
This a parody, just look at the title...anyways, plese read! characters will be ooc cuz its aparody, dont like it, 2 bad. suck it up, just like a vampire! rated T for language, randomness and few quotes not suitable for children under the age of 12
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4985 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15805 - Favs: 6,972 - Follows: 3,199 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When People Change by pen2paper93 reviews
Bella & Edward were best friends until high school. He's popular. She's not. He's changed but not for the better. Tired of being in the background, treated like she doesn't exist, Bella decides to make her own change. Time for a makeover. B&E. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,515 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
The MisAdventures of the Cullen Kids by Hailey C. Black reviews
Bella grows up with the Cullen kids as her best friends. Bella starts to date Jake in 7th grade and Edward soon realizes he has feelings for Bella other than that of the sibling variety. AH Canon Pairings eventually. Anyone wanna Beta for me? PM me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,473 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10018 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 6,113 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Instant Messagin with the Cullens by zombiebounce reviews
IM with the Cullen's and wolves. Hilarius is to be expected! r&r!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009
Bad Boy by twilightlover367 reviews
Local bad boy Edward Cullen is always getting himself in trouble. Bella, an angel child from Pheonix can’t stand him the minute she sees him in Forks. Can they love each other, or will they hate each other forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,517 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008
Dusk by pEaCeLoVeEdWaRd1901 reviews
ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,025 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009
The Skater and the Player by I'm A Bitch You've Been Warned reviews
Bella, Alice,and Emmett are the most popular kids at Forks high. Then Edward, Jasper and Rosalie came. Will Edward, the player, and Bella, the skater, find true love or hatred? BXE AXJ RXEm AH OOC T cause I'm paraniod
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Nanny by I'm A Bitch You've Been Warned reviews
They met in the airport & both needed help, He needed a nanny & she needed a job. Edward is a single father doctor who needs help with his daughter & Bella just wanted something new, Will they find the answer in each other? Find out! R&R! usaul pairings:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Runaway by I'm A Bitch You've Been Warned reviews
Bella has always been a runaway orphan then one day in forks she meets two people that can help her quit running those two people happen to be Edward the love of her life and Hannah Edward's sister. Occ T normal pairings a new one HXRy really good...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella
ExBest Friend by I'm A Bitch You've Been Warned reviews
Edward and Bella met on a plane unknowingly going to same place. What happens when there new bestfriend relationship changes to something more? ExB sounds bad actually good...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8687 - Favs: 5,370 - Follows: 5,087 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
A Curious Correspondence by sunshinelollypops reviews
A bored Bella in biology writes in her "collection of random thoughts, poetry, short stories etc. etc." A bored Edward stumbles upon it and leaves an anonymous comment. The result? A curious correspondence between Mr. Popular and the Queen of Sarcasm..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,742 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Aubergine Of Despair by Seraphie17 reviews
A parody/sarcastic/horror/romance fanfic. Twists "real" life and Twilight together with a series of interesting and hilarious events. Based in a fictional town called Spatula. Includes all the Cullen/Hales, Idiocy, Sarcasm, Lemons and LEON! OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,055 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Just One Of The Guys by What.happened.to.Ellie.Creed reviews
Skater chick, Bella Swan and her brother Emmett get sent to a boarding school. It is all boring until Edward, Renesmee and Jasper transfer. Full summary inside. T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,759 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cover Your Flaws by Twilight.Eclipse101 reviews
Bella recently moved to attend Stephenie Meyer University, Edward is a major player. Can she influence him or is it him who influences her? Discover love, friendship and life. ExB. All Human. I know cliche but please give it a go.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,256 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
Drama by x3EmberMuffin reviews
Bella is lead of the Drama department at school. Edward is a super Jock/Player. What will happen when they get cast as Romeo and Juliet? Will they hate each other or fall in love? I suck at summarys. Please read it's better than it sounds ExB AxJ EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,657 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
Two Worlds Collide by sakurakiss1505 reviews
Bella is a nerd and at the bottom of the social chain at Forks High. What happens when Alice Cullen befriends her because of a vision including a certain brother of hers and Bella? It's my first fan fic so please read and review! *Up for adoption*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,864 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Edward, Bella
The Bet by Pixie.girl.cullen reviews
Edward Cullen, most popular guy in the school and can charm any girl into his bed. But what happens when he is bet that he can't bed unpopular Bella Swan? better then it sounds. B/E, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,969 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Calm Before The Storm by What.happened.to.Ellie.Creed reviews
Bella and her daughter escape a bad relationship. On her way back to her hometown, a violent storm pases through. She's trapped in a small town hotel with one of the last people she wants in her life. BxE A/H
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sibling Love by What.happened.to.Ellie.Creed reviews
Collaberation with vampirefan17. Bella and Edward are step-siblings that hate each other. What happens when there's a spark? Canon Couples, AH, OOC, T for language and a few f-bombs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,512 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
College Sucks! by RhianneMidNightSun reviews
Bella And Edward meets in the worst way possible and only a week before college, See what happens when Bella,Edward,Alice,Jasper,Emmet,Rose,Esme and Carlise are thrown into a non-vamprie related story! With Bella's BIG secret!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,651 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Too Good To Be True by ErraticHeartbeat reviews
Bella Swan is smart, pretty and unnoticed. Edward Cullen is captain of the football team and extremely gorgeous. What will happen when they are forced to work together to take care of a baby for a health project? UPDATE: Chapter 14
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,762 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Strange Boy by ms.switzerland reviews
Bella is alone one night, when she hears something outside her window. Looking out, she sees a beautiful boy, who runs away from her. She chases him, and this is what becomes of it Rated T just incase
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,437 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masquerade by dream-a-lot reviews
I pulled open the door only to be slapped.“Edward…how could you?”Alice said.“Alice…what are you talking about?”“You never gave a f- for Bella!What are you doing?”she screamed.“I’m fixing this mess!I didn’t even write that stupid thing!”I yelled.AH w/twist
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,604 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
Twilight Chatroom by ErraticHeartbeat reviews
HIATUS- When no longer on hiatus, it will be continued written by me, ErraticHeartbeat. UPDATE: Chapter 2
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
It's Just A Game by DorothyInDisguise reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends... that's until he moved. Now 6 years later he is back and they HATE each other. Edward is a jock and Bella HATES jocks. Will Alice and Rosalie be able to save the day? Will their plan work? All Human. ExB; JxA; EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 93,527 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling Up by readinangel reviews
Alice, Rose, and Bella have a bet, who can date the most guys in a month? But when Emmett, Jasper, and Edward come along, will they be able to earn that second date? Or will they be tossed aside like the rest of the guys. AH Now on Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,543 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
Wish Upon A Star by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
So I'm like a male Cinderella?" Edward asked sarcastically. The woman smiled wickedly. "Exactly. Only your wish doesn't end at midnight. It's permanent. So I suggest you think it through first." Edward didn't hesitate. "I want it." All Human E/B Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,132 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
The List by Dobber17 reviews
Tampons, lingerie, red rover, cart races, and Batman. Throw in some embarrassment, humiliation and a geeky worker named Winston. Buckle your seal belts everyone; you're in for a fun night at Wal-Mart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Supermassive Black hole: High School Reunion by anotherwayout reviews
Bella, spent all her life falling for her best friend's brother. She confesses at their graduation party but gets embarrassed in front of everyone. She leaves, becomes successful and comes back for their 10 year high school reunion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,291 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Searching for the Stars by limella reviews
Bella hates Edward. He's a snobby, popular playboy. But when she finally thinks she's getting rid of him during the summer, he suprises her by showing up at the same summer camp she's going to. Will they fall in love? FIND OUT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,917 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11614 - Favs: 8,496 - Follows: 2,567 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
UntitledFor Now by What.happened.to.Ellie.Creed reviews
After totaling their dad's car, Emmett, Alice and Bella are sent to live with their aunt and uncle in Forks, where they meet Rosalie, Edward and Jasper. Funny times ensue. AH, OOC. ExB, JxA, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
3 plus 3 equals 6 by iamvamp reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose move into a rented house... but they need a couple more flatmates to fill the empty rooms and pay the rent... All human. OVER 300,000 HITS! Sequal chapter added- 16th May 09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,502 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Blonde Attack by foreverEdwardandBella reviews
Bella Swan Goes to Morning Shine university and meets the Cullens.She becoms friends with Rose,Alice,Emmett,Jasper, and sort of Edward. She falls in love with Edward, but he only likes Blondes.What will Bella do to make Edward Cullen fall inlove with her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,835 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Best Served Cold by details-withheld reviews
Bella left Forks humiliated, and lived with Rene. Bella's back, beautiful and jaded. OOC AH/AU Better than it sounds, please read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Untouchable by details-withheld reviews
The Cullens, and the Hales are the popular "untouchables" at Forks High School. Bella Swan is an unpopular bookworm that despises Edward, a playboy and her former friend. A bet brings them together again, but will it tear them further apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
If You Could See Me Now by CharmingAndInsane reviews
Bella's son has an imaginary friend called Edward. Bella needs a friend. What will happen when she meets someone called Edward who looks A LOT like the guy in the picture her son drew of himself and his "friend." Is it just coincidence. Full summary insid
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,301 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3011 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
You're on by plzbeminearchie1991 reviews
Alice is sick of Bella's tomboy ways, so they make a bet that Bella has to be a girly girl for an entire month. What will happen when her other best friend, Edward, suddenly takes a romantic interest in her? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,236 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lie Detector Test by TeaCullen reviews
*Complete* What started off as a joke turned into the game of a lifetime. Who would survive the questioning and what surprises do the Cullen's have in store for each other? Rated M for language, suggestive themes, ect. Cannon pairings. OOC at times. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,579 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Maggie - Complete
Cullen Academy by Lost in Believing reviews
Undercover, these six students must face the challenges of getting back their secret that they stole from them. To complete the mission they have to act like their in love. Risking your life is one thing, but doing it when your someone is another. AH AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,325 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
DEAR EDWARD by Caisele reviews
Dear Edward. I’m not sure if you’re aware, but you’re not supposed to end up with Bella… Oneshot. If you’ve got no sense of humor, DON’T READ.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by twilightnite reviews
/All human/I gawked at the boy walking through the door. The girls swooned at the sight of him. I froze. It couldn’t be him. He turned, his eyes met mine. It was. And he was headed right for me. Him. I hate Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,310 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008
Fight Back by Beckiemarie reviews
OOC-Bella is the new girl, full of oddities that the rest of the kids can't handle. She has become a taboo. When the most sought-after boy notices he's drawn to her, will he fight against it or throw himself into the bizzarre mind of Bella Swan? HUMAN-R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,943 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stay Through The Night by MizAlleyCat reviews
Worried about her sister's involvement with Edward Cullen, Isabella attempted to tackle him about it & for her pains found herself virtually kidnapped aboard his yacht & if she didn't co-operate, he would ruin her father. What would she do now? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 53,081 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
So, this is love? by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
What happens when our couples try to find love in all the wrong places? Especially when they are all in the entertainment industry? Will they find each other in the end? Warning: Canon pairing and rated M for a reason. Contains lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 136,842 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008
Learning To Fall by A Kind Kiss reviews
Leaving her past, Bella moves to Forks one summer and finds that her father has turned the house into a boarding house! There she meets five extraordinary people, including one boy who makes the unexpected happen. AU, All Human. Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,648 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cullen Truth or Dareness Type Dealio by Obsessivegeekybuffalosnowcones reviews
Another Cullen truth or dare. I thought it would be funny so please read and review. Lot's of OOCness. DISCLAIMER: I obviously do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Angela, Edward - Complete
Mud,Sweat and Cheers by whitlock-hale reviews
Edward is the Captain of the Men's lacrosse team. Bella is the captain of the women's lacrosse team. what happens when they go head to head? OOC. exb. Rated M for language and the possibility of future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008
The Chase by HM TAFFY reviews
The first day of a new year at College. Edward is ready to commit himself to another year but it would be easier if his sister Alice stopped destroying his underwear. And if her new roommie wasn't so mouth-watering. Usual parings - All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,961 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
My Troubled Past by xTwilight.Arrowx reviews
/BxE/R&R/ New Girl Bella is a middle of the year transfer. She's got a troubled past and trust problems with almost everyone. She didn't know however, that when she came to this new school, she'd fall in love-or that her secrets would be revealed....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,953 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Come Back To Me by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
something i wrote for my peace of mind, i couldn't stand The AS's ending! Tell me what you think and i may continue. Will and Lyra reunion! R&R!
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2008
I Put A Spell On You by ashel-13 reviews
All Human oneshot. Bella has just moved from Phoenix to Forks where she is invited to her first ever Halloween party. But when she arrives, there is much more that catches her attention than she ever thought. Happy Halloween to all us Twerds out there!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 102 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Snowed In by True-Poet-At-Heart reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie win a vacation to a Mountain resort. When they get there they find that they are not the only ones that have rented the cabin. And to top it all off a major snow storm hits leaving them all Snowed In.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,731 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008
Best Friends Forever? Not revised by VonThunder reviews
When Edward moves to Forks Bella is crushed. Even though they stay in touch, Bella feels like Edward isn't telling her something. When Bella's mom dies in a car crash, it's off to Forks too. Who's the Player with bronze hair? AU -NOT the revised version!-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,532 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twelve Reasons by Twilight.Eclipse101 reviews
Bella has always wondered why Edward loves her, a dozen roses and twelve reasons later she knows why. One Shot! ExB R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen Is Staring At You by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Then, Jessica whispered something in my ear so forbidden by some invisible, unspoken rule, that when she hissed it under her breath, it shocked me to no end. It left me frozen in my seat. I couldn’t breath. “Edward Cullen is staring at you." New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Geek by Emmeline Rose reviews
Edward Cullen is your average high school geek, the complete opposite from the popular Bella Swan and her friends Alice and Rosalie. Will Bella become the down-to-earth girl she had once been after Edward decides to change? All human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,935 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
California Love by Crazyidioticmaniac reviews
Alice Rosalie and Bella are friends, they go to the UCLA and meet the playboys Emmett, Jasper, and Edward. The boys will do anything to prove themselves worthy. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008
FucFreaking Retarded by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella does something REALLY stupid. Can you figures out what she did before you end? ONE-SHOT rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Pictures of Bella Swan by twilightnite reviews
/AU/ ‘Hate is more of a mutual feeling. Then again, hate is such a strong word, so we’ll just say I really LOATHE you Alice.’ She frowned at me. ‘Oh come off it Bella. It’s a simple dare. You just have to kiss him, not love him.’ Liar.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
Lancaster Player by Eclipse is the best reviews
Bella goes to live with Renee. They live in Lancaster, PA. She meets Alice and Rose and become great friends.Edward is the school player and captain of the football team.He likes her will he be able to change his ways and will she fall for him.ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/18/2008
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Wanting the Unattainable by cali4me92 reviews
All human. Bella Swan is pretty much a nobody in high school and has been in love with Edward Masen, the most popular guy in school. What happens to Bella when he starts to take an interest in her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,593 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3542 - Favs: 4,530 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Hidden Truth by x3Kiome reviews
Bella is 16 years old, she is a normal girl but she seems to ignore everyone else as she grew older. Edward Masen is the most popular boy and football player in school. What if Edward Masen gets a bet, and it includes Bella? Warning: LEMON! : Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,467 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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The Parenting Project reviews
Officially adopted by BeastBoyLover246!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,966 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sibling Love reviews
Collaboration with alpha-beta-omega1996. Bella and Edward are step-siblings that hate each other. What happens when there's a spark? Canon Couples, AH, OOC 3RD CHAPTER UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pick Me Up Say 8ish? reviews
Writer's Block sucks, so I wrote this. Bella, Alice, and Rose are in the mall when Bella catches up with an old friend when she is dared to use cheesy pickup lines on a very familiar bronze haired boy by that old friend. AH, kinda OOC, R&R, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
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