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Joined 02-08-09, id: 1831848, Profile Updated: 10-18-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Vampire Academy.

Here's a little about me...

Name: My first name is Josie...

Birthday: January 31

Age:I'm older than 13...that's why I have a Fanfiction

Appearance:I'm about 4'9, 5'1, almost always tan (gotta luv the south and backyard pools;), dark brown eyes (one slightly darker than the other...I know weird), and thick, curly dark brown Hermione Granger hair that I recently got cut short. I have had awful vision since first grade, so on the days I'm running late for school (every day) I have to wear these thick dorkish glasses. I usually bring my contacts with me and put them in at break or lunch. And in just in case you haven't figured it out yet, I'M A GIRL!

Friends:I have BEST friends. Emily has been in at least one class with me every year since kindergarden, loves Jason Mraz and all things peace. Her most recent birthday was in Woodstock. Danielle moved here a few years ago and since has been driving me crazy! I go to my Maw-Maw's house and she's already there with a glass of sweet tea watching t.v. We have the most inside jokes. The other two have been around since I was born. Julia is a total contry girl that has broken just about every bone in her body at least once and the other, Alison, is a total Grace-from-the-secret-life. At least Grace before her dad died and she turned into a-well, that's not important. She's not even allowed to watch the Secret life so she doesn't ever know who we are refering to. The last is Mary.She has an account on here, too. She is my best buddy in Career Tech! We go on clipart and find animals and give them name tags (Bob the Worm, Fluffy the Elk(Wahh,lol), Cheddar the Mouse). We are probably going to fail that class from all of our distractions. But that's Mr. Allen's fault for putting to A.D.D's together.

Family: I have a mom and a dad. My little sister's name is Kylie and although annoying, she took the time to read this whole profile today(It took her two hours, lol:). I have a wonderful Aunt Monica who loves Twilight and Paramore and Harry Potter just as much as I do and just be all book nerdy with me. She has a son named Luke is four (almost five, and he keeps reminding me) and a daughter named Avery who is almost one(she is the inspiration for Chrissa in my VA fanfic). I have a Maw-Maw who recently got internet (we are all shocked,lol), and a bunch of other family that would take forever to name. So that is my CLOSE family. (Not so close would include realitives in Sweden and Denmark...)

Myself:I love lots of different types of music. Taylor Swift, Paramore, All American Rejects, Plain White T's, Maroon 5, and I honestly can't think of anything else at this moment. My favorite comeback line is, "Your face". I don't say "shut up", instead I say "Shut your Face" (My friends always point out that you really can't 'shut your face', but I can't stop saying it:). I love to read and would like to get a book published one day. I love chocolate. I love the color green. I'm currently between series because I just finished the Harry Potter series. I'm addicted to ABC Family and the Internet. I love my new cell phone. I would love to Beta for someone. And last but not least, I love to get email so PM me or review my stories.

Funny Quotes from family and friends:

Mom: Dancing with the Stars always has a gay person on there. Last year it was Lance Crawford.

Me: Um, that was Lance Bass

Mom: Yeah I guess I'm thinking of the bike rider with cancer.

Me: That would be Lance Armstrong...do you even know a Lance Crawford?

Dad: This is our conference room.

Me: Where you conferenscate! (Mom and my sister just stared at me,lol)

Mom: What is that?

Me: It's either an oversized squirrel or a small cat.

Kylie (My sister): It's a racoon.

Friends at lunch...

Me: What are you two laughing at?

Danielle: That tiger on that poster is crouchless! (She and Emily start laughing again)

Me and Alison walk up to the lunch table.

Me: What's up Mary? Staring at your...is that fruit?

Mary: I think if I stare at it long enough it will turn into cheesecake.

Emily walks up as Mary touches it with her fork. It squishes.

Mary: IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE THAT!

...A few minutes later when Alison comes with her tray...

Danielle: Alison can I have your sandwich since you aren't eating it?

Me as Danielle reaches for it: I wouldn't eat that. Alison has this much mayonaise on her sandwiches. I hold my fingers an inch apart.

Alison: Yeah, that's why I have a tray. It's turkey and mayo instead of ham and mayo. It doesn't taste right.

Me: Does the meat really matter? IT'S AN INCH MAYONAISE ON A SANDWICH!

Getting distracted at Career Tech...

Me: We have to do something today. (We shut our books and I reach for the workbook)

Mr. Allen: Look everybody! This is something you don't see everyday. They've shut their books and some work is actually going on.

Devin: That is something.

(Mr. Allen's phone rings)

Mr.Allen answering the phone: CAREER TECH! (Me and Mary burst out laughing!)

Me: Stupid MediaPLUS won't come up!

Mary: YOU BROKE IT!

Me: Oh well, lets just get our work done without it. ( I glance at the book) You can do it.

Mary: Ok...I'll make the theme sports.

Me: We like Sportz and we don't care who knows (Mary joins in)

Mr. Allen: What do you have to show me?

Mary: Josie broke it.

Me: Did not. It broke itself. (He reaches over and fixes it.)

Mr. Allen: Now, do your speakers work?

Me: We keep them turned off because they randomly go off and scare us.

Mr. Allen: That means your doing something wrong.

Mary: So I should tell Taylor to go as Jacob for Halloween. Shirtless, he'll like that.

Me: And every girl around here.

Mary: Yeah...

Me: If I were a guy, I would go as Jacob. And every five minutes or so I'd throw out my fluff. And under the cover of my fluff I'd change into a wolf costume.

Mary, laughing: I can imagine you going around with a wolf costume over your shoulder.

Me: Yeah, and then when somebody is like, "Josie, what's that on your shoulder?" I'll be like, "Wait a minute and you'll see."

Mary laughing so hard she hiccups, loud. I start laughing.

Devin: I don't even want to know.

Me and Mary flipping through Clipart on the computer. We come across a mouse holding cheese with hearts around it.

Me: AWW...cheese love! But I need a dog so I can give it three heads and name it Fluffy!


That's about it. If you actually read this, thanks! I'm sorry I bored you to death but I hate it when people don't put anything about themselves in their profiles. I like to know the personality of a person before I read their stories, just another odd thing about me.

Now...on to the fun stuff! :D

EVER WONDER:

Why girls can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

VAMPIRE ACADEMY!!

Rose: Do I ever cross your mind? Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you like me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you want me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you cry if I left?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you live for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you do anything for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Choose--me or your life
Dimitri: My life

Rose runs away in shock and pain and Dimitri runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


Violence never solves anything. Unless you're not on school property!

The rock says get back here kid you're gonna pay for that!

I guess E means extra fuel! Hey why did my car just stop?! It's on E for extra fuel! Oh, well I guess it's broken, time to get a new one.

Friends may come and go but family's always there. Hell with that I want my friends! SEE YA!!

Let's do something manly like football, or hockey, or knit fuzzy sweaters!

When life gives you lemons give them back and demand Edward Cullen.

This is Bob.

O- >- -

Bob told me Edward doesn't exist.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

Random person: What's your name?

Me: Darn...I always get this one wrong I'm gonna have to go with D no no wait A. I don't know stop asking me such hard questions! (Runs off crying)


My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES

" If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

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If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile

IF YOU WANT BELLA TO BE A VAMPIRE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

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If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer

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If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle Jr, Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale, Damon Salvatore, Erik Night), JaylaHaileyCullen(Edward Cullen, Forget a prince with a horse I want a vampire with a Volvo! and Dimitri Belikov),bOoKwRm96(Edward and Emmett Cullen,Jasper Hale, Seth Clearwater, Jacob Black)

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile

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--role model for
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--and cant sing!
--thank you!!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, percyrocksmysox, percabethroxmysox, alene236, JaylaHaileyCullen,bOoKwRm96

If you've ever fallen asleep at around 2 am reading Twilight , New Moon, and/or Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile

Normal people are weird and not very smart. Copy and paste this, if you've ever wished you could get your IQ tested, just so you could find out exactly how much smarter you are than everybody else.

If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out here are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're a part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add you name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie, Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angleofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, They Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM-'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, Vanille Strawberry, Semper-Fidelis-To-Kataang, Aangsfanbr, DU EBRITHIL, First Gurl Rider, Unfaithful444, KaiCrazyMouth, JaylaHaileyCullen,bOoKwRm96

If you've ever tripped over air copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love a band and all of their songs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

About 160,440 people die of lung cancer each year. About 85 percent of these people are smokers. Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you think smoking should be made illegal.

If you ever felt like you were never going to get of boredom once in your copy and paste to you profile

If Twilight has ruined all other books for you, put this on your profile (it's ruined all other books besides Vampire Academy)

If you constantly don't do your homework, and read or write Fanfiction instead, put this on your profile

If you actually write your own copy and paste things, instead of taking them from someone else, put this on your profile

If you think that Paramore is the best band ever put this on your profile.(It's the only thing that gets me through the day!)

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you like to think of a story but never post it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have color for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile..

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you sing at random times in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the All American Rejects are the best thing that's happened to you, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think TV golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are Team Edward/Team Jacob, copy and paste this in your profile.(Team Jacob!)

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

Ladies and jellyspoons, hobos and tramps,
cross-eyed mosquitos and bow-legged ants,
I stand before you to sit behind you
to tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
there's a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
wear your best clothes if you haven't any.
Please come if you can't; if you can, stay at home.
Admission is free, pay at the door;
pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference where you sit,
the man in the gallery's sure to spit.
The show is over, but before you go,
let me tell you a story I don't really know.
One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
(The blind man went to see fair play;
the mute man went to shout "hooray!")
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and killed the two dead boys.
A paralysed donkey passing by
kicked the blind man in the eye;
knocked him through a nine-inch wall,
into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man; he saw it too,
through a knothole in a wooden brick wall.
And the man with no legs walked away.


"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."

LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.


A good girl is a bad girl whos never gotten caught. (I make them Good Girls go Bad! Oops...I get random sometimes. Continue.)

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer,GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my freakin’ soda"

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Come to the dark side. We have EDWARD!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

“I am sick of people having a near deathexperienceand saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~Tony V.

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Join the dark side- we have cookies!!

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.

I see regular people!

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Smile... it confuses people.

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

Be who you are and say what you feel for those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind- Dr.Suess

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

SARCASM is just another free service I offer.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.


I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting my clothes dirty, and parties.

I DON'T want to date until I reach driving age, so I MUST be brainwashed by my parents.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.

I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals.

I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a southern drawl.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.


On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to...what?)

On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:- "Warning: contains nuts.
(Talk about a news flash!)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(Go ahead and crush the dreams of little kids!!)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Lets do THAT again!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!!

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: hotter than you since 1901

Bella Swan: Clumsier than you since 1988

Seth Clearwater: Braver than you since 1992


If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (Edward!) copy and paste this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the Twilight characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile

If you are counting the days until New Moon comes out in theaters, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it isn't even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you think Aro acts like a creepy camp counciler, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you start to freak out when you can't find one of your copies of Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse when really you haven't lost it but your evil sadistic bunny of a sister thought it would be funny to hide them from you just so she could see you freak out, copy and paste this to your profile.


When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.


YEAH! You made it to the end of my profile.

That is something not many people can do.

So...how about a VIRTUAL PRIZE?? --

I guess that could be considered a rose...no, it really couldn't. Sno-Cone

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


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Spirit Bound: Redemption by steffy2106 reviews
My own version of Spirit bound. Starts 5 days after the end of Blood Promise. Contains lots of spoilers so don’t read if you didn’t read Blood Promise. Rated T for language. Read and Review D
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,181 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
Who are you? by emzycullen reviews
Edward never came back after New Moon. Bella, who is now a vampire changed by Laurent, never got over Edward. Edward also never got over Bella. One day, Bella gets a new co worker the same day Edward starts his new job. Coincadence?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,034 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 2/1/2009
One Door Closes by Dracoisalooker76 reviews
Lily had plans for her life that didn't involve James Potter, the Marauders, or falling in love. But sometimes plans change when you least expect them to and you must live with them, for better or worst. J/L SB/OC. PART 1 IS CANON, PART 2 IS AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 144,450 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
No Time to Heal by roserage reviews
RPOV. An alternative ending to Frostbite. Mason does not die in the strigoi house and Rose will face new enemies and challenges before it is over. First fanfic; All characters belong to Richelle Mead, except for Patya Kozlov.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,924 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Who AIM I? by read-a-holic545 reviews
Read first page to find whole summery! Much better than the title!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Zach G., Cammie M.
Life As We Know It by Eyes for Eternity reviews
Zach and Cammie are sent on a mission, just weeks before school starts. But someone knows who and what they are...and they know who and what that someone is. What they will learn could change the world as we know it. Zammie. R/R.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,977 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Getting Kicked Out Of Wal Mart by readinangel reviews
When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Into the Night by XJamesBondX reviews
Zach and the Blackthorne boys are back but this time for good. However, Zach is holding a secret and it includes her and her friends. And his. Will she figure it out or willi t be too late? Better than it sounds. Characters are slightly OOC but please R&R
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,220 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Another Chance by January Q reviews
Bella's a vampire who moves to Forks and meets the Cullen vampires with the exception of one who is a human. She wants to start a new life after years in the Volturi Guard. Her life makes a turning point when her past catches up with her. Original! Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,758 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Marks, Red Marks by LoveLoveLovix reviews
A bunch of fanpoems I wrote from the views of the Nerd Herd and other characters in HoN. Hope you like! The title "Blue Marks, Red Marks" is the title of a future poem.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Reading Between the Lines by Brynna reviews
A collection of Alice/Jasper one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,783 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Dreams by The Color Ninja reviews
Songfic to "Just a Dream" by Carrie Underwood. What happens after the funeral. WARNING! Will be sad...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Cut Extras by canjam reviews
Here are all of the extras for cut!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2009
Nothing left to live for by Makena'lei reviews
Rose has been gone for five years, she never found him. She returns to the royal court for her bff's wedding. She becomes and guardian and is assigned to Tasha, who had had a crush on him. What will she do?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,150 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
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Through the Years A Through the Bond Sequel reviews
Lissa has had her twins and is now at the Royal Court with the rest of the VA gang. This is about the twins and everyone else's life, 'Through the Years'. PoV's changes, and rated T because I'm scared I'll break the guidelines by accident.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Lissa D., Rose H.
Through the Bond reviews
Since Rose gets pregnant in most fictions, I changed this one up a little bit...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,192 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Rose H., Lissa D.
Movie Night reviews
Alice and Bella go to the movies! My first fanfiction! Possible spoilers for Confessions of a Shopoholic...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bella, Alice