Kassiah
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Joined 02-08-09, id: 1831850, Profile Updated: 10-12-13
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight.

Fictionators shut down on 9/30/13. Thank you for all the kind PMs I've received. I will miss it, too.

In case you want to talk about boys who make you flail, check out Swoony Boys Podcast or Steamy Guys After Dark. You can also find me on Twitter, Facebook, on my blog, and Pinterest.


My stuffs:

For the love of rob, please translate my stories--into pig latin.

Works in Progress:

98331: Banner by PatsyRobinson title is the zip code in Forks, Washington on hiatus

il Sensale: Banner by CatonSpeed Banner by PatsyRobinson (when it was supposed to be called The Matchmaker lol) Recommended By: LuckyIrishTart and IndieFicPimp on hiatus

Complete:

Come Back Café: Banner by HeatherDawn Entry for the Love Lost Contest Warning: No HEA!

Faith as Small as a Mustard Seed: Banner by HeatherDawn Entry for R1 of the Twilight Twenty-Five Challenge Title based on Matthew 17: 20

Lockersecks & Candy: Banner by HeatherDawn written for FFFA outtake for 98331 Recommended on the PPSS Lemon Report

Maid for Me: Banner by HeatherDawn written for Smut Monday Picture prompt provided by MsKathy (definitely NSFW)

Somewhere In Between: Banner by HeatherDawn Blinkie by RoseArcadia Video by AmelieGray Title Song Recommended By: TwiGirlsNextDoor, Fornication Station, TwiSlashUnveiled, Rose Arcadia, WhyNotRPattz, and on the PPSS Lemon Report

Sweeping Booty: Banner by HeatherDawn written for TiA Crackfic Contest sortof crossover of Sleeping Beauty and Twilight, where E is Princess Aurora. sortof.


A few of my favorite things, in case you are interested.

I feel like a crazed fan-girl stalker with the amount of devotion I have for WtVoC, who collaborates to write my all-time favorite fic ever: Scotch, Gin, & the New Girl. That story is deep in my marrow, into the fiber of my being. Don't judge. Read it. There will be a quiz.

My favorite material possession is my iPod, which I lovingly refer to as my Precious. You can click on the link to see a picture of the cover I made for it, if you want to. But I don't know why you would want to. whatever.

I still think EVERYONE should watch this video. Right now.

I have an obsession with an OJ-drinking Edward, so if you know of a story in which he partakes, I want to know about it. Especially if he drinks from the carton. mmmmm Want to share in my OJobsession? Check out the OJward Chronicles and the entries in the For the Sake of OJward Contest!

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The B Sides by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Select EPOV scenes from The Give Away Girl. This is not an independent story and will not make sense unless you have already read The Give Away Girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,667 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19950 - Favs: 12,638 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Never Said I Didn't by purelyamuse reviews
Edward is finally ready to play ball, but is Bella? Is it too late? The bases are loaded. He's just waiting for Bella to give him the signal to run. EPOV, Human, HS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,786 - Reviews: 2426 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Other Way by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Men, like jewels, require a setting. Even if the setting is the last place you'd expect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper - Complete
Part of Me by luckyirishtart reviews
Rockstarward. Written with WitFit daily prompts Jan/Feb 2013: 90's sex, drugs and rock and roll. E/B, AH and M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,378 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Weeks by BelieveItOrNot reviews
Based on 'One Week' by Barenaked Ladies. It's been one week since she looked at him, threw her arms in the air and said, "You're crazy." Edward is in trouble with his girlfriend and her parents. Will he learn to swallow his pride and overcome his fears? Will helping his sister through troubles of her own help Edward to face his? E/B, A/J This is their Much Ado About Nothing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,547 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reality Minus Expectations by Incog Ninja reviews
Originally posted in June 2009. AH. When it comes to Forks's social scene, event planner Bella Swan is a smash success. Her marriage, however, crashed and burned. The town's newest real estate attorney arrives in time to add some heat of his own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,349 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Indecent Proposal by pattyrose reviews
Edward's heart was broken by the girl he's loved for almost a decade. Drifter Bella wanders into Forks aimlessly one hot summer day. When their paths cross, he proposes a scheme to get them both their deepest desires. But things aren't always as they seem & Fate can have other plans. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,197 - Reviews: 6822 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 2,622 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 244,020 - Reviews: 2481 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aperitif by TheFicChick reviews
"Biggest regret?" That I didn't meet you first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 222 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7597 - Favs: 7,772 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7298 - Favs: 9,683 - Follows: 5,600 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pocket Change by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
I know of three kinds of change: the kind that jangles around in your pocket, the kind that happens slowly, every moment of every day, and the kind that blows you away in an instant.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,557 - Reviews: 4996 - Favs: 3,457 - Follows: 2,490 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Play Date by Tricycle Of Awesomeness reviews
A chance encounter between three little girls ends in parental panic attacks and putting one of the bad guys away. Based on the children from There is a Light, Fridays at Noon and Edward Cullen, Dick for Hire. AH/FUN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,775 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Certain Point of View by LyricalKris reviews
A wise man once said, "Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view." A love story as seen through the eyes of friends and passersby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,650 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't You Wanna Take a Ride with Me? by stephk0525 reviews
Can an intense encounter that began in the gym's sauna lead to a meaningful relationship? Cautiously, Bella attempts to test drive this theory with her gorgeous Spin teacher, Edward. Fasten your seat belts and hold on tight. Rated M for L/SC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 147,816 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 2,251 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dirt Roads by winehoes reviews
Trucker hats, possums, and dirt roads. Shenanigans ensue. Is there really less trouble in the country, or are the kids just better at not getting caught? ExB, AH. Story contains mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,850 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do Over by TKegl reviews
Every Christmas Eve, Edward Cullen sits in a bar and regrets the decision he made ten years earlier that tore Bella from him. But when he gets a second chance to right that wrong, it's not quite what he expected
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,100 - Reviews: 3437 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 656 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Go by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. Idiom / to let someone or something go / to allow someone or something to escape or go free. When you've tried everything else, sometimes letting go is all that's left - the only choice. Sometimes they come home; sometimes they don't. A story of addiction, told from both sides. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Complete
Falling Slowly by MrsAC reviews
Edward and Bella’s families knew they would be perfect for each other. But would the two of them see it? One Night. One Song. Falling Slowly. AH/AU ExB “Who ever loved, that loved not at first sight.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,818 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,623 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 302 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 3,493 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Quiet Fire by Magnolia822 reviews
"But true love is a durable fire, In the mind ever burning, never sick, never old, never dead, From itself never turning." Ten years after a tragedy parted them, childhood friends Edward and Bella meet again. Can what was lost be recovered? E/B Some OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,175 - Reviews: 8240 - Favs: 4,908 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Voice in the Darkness by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. ***Please see warning before reading.*** My name is Isabella. Just Isabella. Everything has been taken from me. I am one of the unseen. I am one of the unheard. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 134 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Bella - Complete
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yeah, You by Marvar reviews
Bella starts a new school and is instantly attracted to Edward. Is the feeling mutual? Does her sister's wedding get in the way of her happiness? Read and find out. There's also a geek, French exchange student, and some laughs. Inspired by an 80s movie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,036 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1904 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Timing is Everything by Virginia May reviews
Edward was the one great "what-if" of Bella's life. Eight years after he left her without a word, a crisis brings them face to face in an unexpected time and place. A novella written for Fandom for Preemies-2010. AU/AH. My first all-human story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,860 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10109 - Favs: 5,898 - Follows: 3,575 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drift by denverpopcorn reviews
A blizzard blows in and shuts down the City. Everyone prepares for a snow day, including Edward and Bella. They each have a life-changing decision to make, but will their sudden confinement cool their passion and force them to face certain truths? E/B,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
The Project by wandb reviews
Edward is obsessed with his coworker, Bella. When they get assigned to work on a project together, sparks fly. Just a smutty little O/S for Kassiah's birthday! Rated M for lemons. AH E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
My Best Friend's Girlfriend by Chicklette reviews
A holidayish o/s based on one of the Love Actually plots. Jasper/Bella. No Alice or Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,054 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Edward the Sugar Queen by Nina Windia reviews
Edward is a sugar addicted seventeen-year old who thinks he is a vampire. He is in love with Charlie Swan, who drives in the town's supply of sugar every week. But when Bella arrives, she decides to destroy their relationship and take Edward for her own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,462 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete
The Confidence Man by OhMyWord reviews
"The target is Isabella Swan, fellow graduate student. Came into a fortune when her mother died, she doesn't seem to care to do anything with it. Quiet, shy, just waiting for The One. I'll be everything she wants me to be."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,558 - Reviews: 2626 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mooning Over My Hammy by shalu reviews
For the Love of OJward entry. Bella needs to sober up before going home. A late night stop at Denny's provides her with more than breakfast, thanks to an old crush. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 3,641 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4535 - Favs: 3,703 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6154 - Favs: 3,952 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
With or Without You by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella were once high school sweethearts. Years later, their lives converge unexpectedly, forcing Bella to deal with and accept things she's long since tried to move past. This story started with "Trampoline", once a WitFit prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 4126 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Simple by SubtlePen reviews
When you’re too broken to acknowledge you have a heart, what do you do when it starts beating? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
The First Kiss Lasts Forever by writersiouxchef reviews
Edward has landed a date with Rosalie Hale, the hottest chick in school. Bella is his best friend, but she's always wanted more. Sometimes our destiny isn't always what it seems. A Twilight/Some Kind of Wonderful crossover
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Edward, Bella
The All American High School Prom Night One Shot by spanglemaker9 reviews
Bella is determined to have the perfect prom night. But sometimes the best things happen when everything goes wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Be by mskathy reviews
Edward has competed with Bella every step of his adult life - culinary school, opening their own restaurants and finally on Iron Chef America. Will Iron Chef Cullen's cuisine reign supreme?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If You Could Read My Mind by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,353 - Reviews: 6943 - Favs: 4,947 - Follows: 2,743 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 3,729 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 9,434 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8126 - Favs: 4,511 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
So Be It by SophiaAnne reviews
Happy Harry is here again, live and streaming right into where you live. Are you ready for me?” Will Bella Swan find out who's behind the sexy voice that has her all hot and bothered? BxE - AU/AH, OOC, Lemons and Language. Now revised and expanded.
Crossover - Pump Up The Volume & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,484 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella - Complete
Not Meant To Be by SweetDulcinea reviews
Bella meets a married man named Edward, and what she anticipates to be a one time fling turns into an affair that stirs feelings she is blindsided by. The battle between heart & mind leaves them both struggling to do the right thing. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 170,605 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella - Complete
Lead Us Not Into Temptation by twighlitFF reviews
Bad Bella Good Edward Forced Christianity Awesome One Shot. Winner of the "Twi-High Anonymous Challenge." Rated for teenagers doing grownup stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6274 - Favs: 8,346 - Follows: 3,935 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show and Don't Tell: Uncle EPOV by Brits23 reviews
******THIS IS A SERIES OF ALTERNATE POVS FROM THE STORY SHOW AND DON'T TELL. IN ORDER FOR THIS TO MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU MUST READ SHOW AND DON'T TELL FIRST! EPOV moments from Show & Dont Tell
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,929 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mile Highward by TwiSherry reviews
Bella surprises Edward with the fantasy he never thought she'd agree to. There's an airplane, there's champagne, and there's a bendy straw? Originally written for Nina's Special Day Surprise using the three aforementioned prompts. Rated M for the Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Settling by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella settled for Emmett. Then his best friend Edward came into her life, along with his wife and daughter. What will she do when she realizes the only thing she wants is all that she can never have? O/S for Ninapolitan's DILFward. AH/OOC, BxE eventually
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Nomads, Bathed in Concrete by Oxymoronic8 reviews
She left before her time. Four years later, he can't let go of what he never had. Oneshot. B/E. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tanqueray & Tonic and Other Assorted Cocktales by wtvoc reviews
side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3825 - Favs: 3,808 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4047 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer Lovin': Summer SmutDown 2009 by mskathy reviews
My entry into the Summer SmutDown 2009.After graduating from their first 4 years of college,the kids take a much needed Hawaiian vacation.Fun times ensue as semi-geek E finally reveals his lifelong feelings for sexy B. Canon pairings,AU-H,lemons galore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,475 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3074 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ambiguous Truth by Kitty LaFawnduh reviews
Short Drabble...a little fun for a certain someone!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Charlie S., Billy - Complete
FINDING HIMSELF by Minisinoo reviews
The-Boy-Who-Almost-Died has to figure out what it means that he didn't. Harry's tumultuous 5th year at Hogwarts is Cedric's 7th and final. Bound together by shared trauma, both boys fall under Ministry suspicion ... Who is Cedric Diggory? Cedric!Lives AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 350,952 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Maybe Not So Annoying Anyway by Have to write reviews
When Blanche is caught jerking off rose joins & dicided to pleaser herself also... and gets more freaky
Golden Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/9/2006
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Fictionista Workshop WitFit Challenge reviews
Raw imagination, 24 hours, 1 prompt, and no editing. For Fictionista Workshop's Daily WitFit Prompt Series. Rated M, because trust, there will be lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Say You Will reviews
A sweet girl home for the summer. A beautiful boy with a cheesy pickup line. A café, catcalls, and a change of pace. Who knew it would last forever? Syrupy Sweet Fluffiness for Twisherry, inspired by "Marry Me" by Train. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Complete
il Sensale reviews
When the prophecy of war reaches the cusp of reality, Alice and Edward enlist to join the Volturi Guard. His priorities shift when he meets his Match. What do you do when the person that was made for you belongs to someone else? AU M for lang & vampsex
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,315 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella
Somewhere In Between reviews
A tragic accident separated Edward and Bella, forcing them down paths they never envisioned. What happens when they find themselves torn between having what they always wanted and honoring commitments made? AH, Rated M for language & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,091 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Back Café reviews
While being interviewed by a kid for the school paper, Edward looks back on his past, reminiscing about the girl that got away. What would happen if she ever walked back into his life? Rated M. My entry for the Love Lost Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Edward - Complete
98331 reviews
Edward and Bella have been running in the same circle for years. When his girlfriend goes out of town, sparks fly. Seems like everyone in Forks has a secret-how long can they keep theirs? ExB with lots of noncanon couples. Rated M bc there's Lockersecks
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Edward, Bella
Maid for Me reviews
Edward comes home to be the Best Man in his sister's wedding, standing up for a guy he can't stand and next to girl he can't figure out. What will happen when he discovers that the Maid of Honor isn't who he thought she was?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 102 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lockersecks & Candy reviews
How will Edward react when he sees Bella wearing her cheerleading uniform after being away from her for six days? Written for FFFA. Rated M for lockersecks and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faith as Small as a Mustard Seed reviews
Twenty-five Drabbles, A hundred words each. All handwritten notes. Who is the sender? Who is the Recipient? For the Twilight Twenty-five Challenge. -read in order for the greatest effect-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Sweeping Booty reviews
Will the help of fairy godmothers Emmett, Jasper, and Jacob be enough to help Bella awaken Sleeping Beauty Edward when the evil Jane causes him to get a paper cut and fall into a deep sleep? My entry for the Trust in Advertising Crackfic Contest. AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,334 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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