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Joined 02-08-09, id: 1831872, Profile Updated: 03-07-14
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hi in a few years i may write something but i am only 15 now and am not a good writer i like harry poter and evangelion 2/19/09bleach is epic too

ha yes im now 16 I have one story now yah :)

17 now and a senior

i am 18 at this time and in collage my poll got a vote in it recently yay i need more votes people but i am glad to know at least one person voted

hey voter guess what that is the story i have the most well planed out so you could get your wish if the vote is close ...or if no one else votes

i play a lot of leauge of legends now if anyone wants to start up follow this link and we will be friends

plus you know i get a reward for everyone who signs up and plays to ten thanks!

new poll right here these are the choces

The birth of darkness (4th year)

Harry Potter’s fourth year studying advanced magic, dark or not it is necessary for survival, but will such studies create a new problem in its place?

Darkness delayed? (6th year)

The terrifying reveal that harry is not only connected to Voldemort but that he too is a Horcrux. Will they bind his dark magic forever?

The decent into darkness (current story)

The death of Hermione and harry sky dives off the edge. Will he get her back? And will she approve of the new Harry Potter her death has created?

age:20

sex:male

sport:LACROSSE (MOST EPIC SPORT EVER), tennis

also i have along profile so you might want to skip to my favorites

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean

you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not. When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack. When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents or get a smack if you were naughty. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Wally books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were pink and sparkly or camo print. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When petrol was 85p a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

now 20 and feeling older hmm

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."

"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile (it's fun. you should do so.)

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI :)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, s_slytherin, Courtney Dax, YuYuFanatic14, MegaKiraraLover(MKL),scorpioneldar

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (very often. very, very often. go me!)

If you know a video game character and/or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), organization-mischeif15 (sighs so emarassing... I'm such a clutz.), Your Sweet Suicide (several times a day!), MegaKiraraLover/MKL (yay, fellow idiotic clutzes that have no coordination! GO US!!)scorpioneldar (my stairs atack once a week and MLK already said the rest)

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. (geesh, the point? might as well e-mail. they know you already if you're friends.MLK) (no face book either Scorpioneldar)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (cough,theater,cough)

if you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other that no one else gets, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile

If you think that anime should rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. (hell yes!)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

ABCDEFGHIf you beleive megakiraralover/mkl is a totally awesome authoress and should rule the world, copy and paste this onto your profileJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ! (hmm, wonder if anyone will buy it... -shifty eyes-)

(maby not the whole world:) scorpion)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Here are 25 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"( done it its tiering but it works)

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"(or stic it on them perferibly on the back)

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT SNOG YOU!"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"(hahaha)

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night

25. When they say a word from a song you know burst into that song ( my friend is really good at this he has a song for everything)

things to annoy your parents even more:

1. take their car keys and put them somewhere else, and when they ask you about it, say "maybe a ghost took it"

2. get a pinata made to look like them

3. when they ask you what their doing, say "existing"

4. whenever they tell you something say "oh my god, no way"

5. when they say the name of a store, say their slogan or sing their song.

6. pretened to vaccum with your imaginary vaccum (don't forget to make noises)

7. when the phone rings, yell at it " HELLO? HELLO? I CAN HEAR YOU! HELLO?

8. put a mouse trap infront of the computer mouse.

9. ask your parent a question, then the next day ask it again, and the next day, etc. until you forget

10. when they yell at you, tell them to use their inside voice.

11. have all of your friends call you in one night. (love this one)

12. wear a turtle neck and follo them around saying "turtle turtle"(haha try timeing how long till you grt yelled at and after they yell tell them you were timming them for a better reaction)

13. speak to them in another language (if you don't know any, either make one up, or use baka(idiot))

14. wear a bucket on your head

15. sing everything you say

16. draw a face on a balloon and call it wilson and carry it around, constantly talking to it.

17. fall in love with a wine bottle

18. when their friends come over pretend to be drunk with your wine bottle spouse

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer

If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(or bastard)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (If you could only hear the thoughts in my head)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHATI MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm not RICH so I MUST steal to get the things I have

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart!

I actualy sung them all to check...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

(coppied from force hog)

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

told you this is rediculos;y long

100 Rules of Anime (Again, I did not make this. It is copied and pasted from Slayer End. ( if you wish to skip skip down to large bold words)

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#33- Law of Dubbing- All anime will be dubbed, but they will almost never be as good
as the original.

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc.) Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1)Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
b) The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
b) A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, Carrot, and Naruto
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary
- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
b) Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c)The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2)Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4)Extreme cuteness
5)Irresponsible drunkenness
6)Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
2. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
3. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
4. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
5. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
6. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
7. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
8. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
9. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
10. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
11. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
12. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
13. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't havefilm.
14. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
15. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
17. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
18. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
19. I couldn't repair your brake, so I made your horn louder.
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
22. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
25. A day without sunshine is like night.
26. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
27. Getting lost in thought may put you in unfamiliar territory.
28. 42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
29. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
30. You're diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
31. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
32. Remember that half the people you know are below average.
33. Despite the high cost of living, it's still extremely popular.
34. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
35.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
36. Drive way too fast and you don't have to worry about cholesterol.
37. If you intend to live forever, so far, so good.
38. Borrow money only from pessimists; they don't expect it back.
39. Support bacteria; they're the only culture some people have.
40. If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.
41. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
42. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
43. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
44. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
45. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
46. Success always occurs in private; failure, in full view.
47.The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
48.The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
49.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
50.To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
51.You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
52.The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard (and not enough chlorine!)
53. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
54. If you think nobody cares try missing a couple of payments.

55. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

ory. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother

If you have ever bitch-slapped a snob PROUDLY put this on your profile

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile ( Sometimes i do some times i don't...)

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

ou. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile

If you, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this

fav quotes

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-

Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??\

He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness

"Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown

-"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown

To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy

When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. (I Live by
this one XD)

There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. (i may not be homo, but i have friends who are--don't hate, peeps! please, just don't hate 'cause of what someone does in the bedroom! would you hate someone who was strait just because of who they are? or maybe you hate animal-lovers who wish to cuddle an animal (not in a weird way, i mean)? i don't think being preferable to someone of the same sex is wrong! done rambling, okay, move on.)

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3.Your first initial?

4.Your month of birth?

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?

7.Your favorite number?

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat--

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next

birthday.

Bad spellers of the world UNITE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile.

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile.(JK peopleJK)

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!(im this instead however ive found if your too random some people make mistakes)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

-Footprints in the Sand-
One night, I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky. In each scene, I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one set of footprints. This bothered me because I noticed that during the lowe periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow, or defeat, i could only see one set of footprints. So I said to the Lord. " You promised me, Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when i have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" The Lord replied, "The times when you have seen only one set of footprints, are those when I have carried you."

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If everything seems to be going according to plan, you’ve OBVIOUSLY overlooked something!

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity.

Kon! You can throw him, punch him, and repeatedly bash his head in, and guess what? He's still alive so you can do it the next time he annoys you!

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are strangely obsessed with these copy-paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have several inanimate best friends, copy and paste this into your profile. Ulquiorra says you are trash, and whatever he says GOES!(cept for me)

Why does Byakuya always frown? Because the last time he smiled, Renji had a stroke.

Why does Unohana always smile? Because the last time she frowned half of Squad 11 died of fright.

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.

1. Hitsugaya Toshiro

2. Mayazaki Nadoka

3. Shiba Kaien

4. Kurosaki Ichigo

5. Shirosaki/Hichigo

6. Hirako Shinji

7. Urahara Kisuke

8. Ukitake Jushiro

9. Rukia kuchiki

10. Grimjow

1) 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

hollow hunting again or are you still trying to get me to do masamotos paperwork how many times do i have to say NO!

2) Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

her and i would definatly accept she is so nice and good looking too

3) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

...(he runs out of the room)... did someone just slam a door somewhere? i ask as i turn around

4) 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

good choice man good choice

5) 5 cooked you dinner?

how did you get out of ichigo again? thanks and you know for a hollow your pretty cool.

6) 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

lazy ass

7) 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family

this is epic :) can i help anoy ichigo and the other bleach charecters by dressing you as you and acting like us my long lost twin?!

Urahara:sure

Great! mumbles Does that mean I get all that stuff without paying anything?

Urahara: No, not unless you co run the shop with me

of course I would do this anyway

Urahara: now to get you a hat like mine...

both of us evil grin

8) 8 got into the hospital somehow?

again man?

9) 9 made fun of your friends?

... I don't care! ! (sorry guys but she's epic and hot and has a zanpacto that could turn me into a popsicle!)

10) 10 ignored you all the time?

damit spar with me already

11) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

definetly freeze them... if i didn't take them out already

12) You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

freak out and try to heal me with her exstensive knowlage on every thing after her friend yue calmed her down

13) It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

... dunno...

14) You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

get me out then hunt down the person responsible and kill him

15) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Laughing his ass off...

16) You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

wonder when i started to bat for the other team but would expect it if i ever did

17) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

... he would use some weird invention of his and cause a new war...

18) You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Ukitake: Come, sit down with me and have some tea.

19) You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

train with me while silontainiously making fun of me

20) You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Kill me for calling him Freak...

21) Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

I dreamed about 2, and 9 but Hitsugaya? He's too sedatefor my liking and male

22) 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Do they even know each other? And if they do... I would cry for 2 of my lost loves...( i cant change this at all even though i changed both people scary)

23) You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

they would wonder about it but keep an open mind there epic like that

24) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

can i just say one thing DUH

25) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

mabey after all hichigo had to materialize for mor than too cook me food you know

26) 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

thats what he is

27) You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

What? im sorry i ruined our intimidation plans involving the other bleach charecters but its not my fault my dad madw me do it!

28) Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

your kiding right?!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate IchiHime, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that IchiRuki shall prevail, paste this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE ICHIRUKI, PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

ICHIRUKI IS LOVE. BITTER OR SWEET, IT SCREAMS: LOVE!

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver' could mean removing someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you failed English 101

some good quotes

You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is we notice when we're doing it Neil Gaiman

There are only two things infinite - the universe and human stupidity. But I'm not sure with the former Albert Einstein

We are the ones, who get knocked down; we get back up and stand above the crowd Three Days Grace

They put us out before them, they put us on the front lines. So we take the most casualities. So we fight the most. So when our job is done... they can stab us in the back moonfangpiercerofheaven

The quiet conscience is a development of the Devil Albert Schweitzer

CONCLUSION!! (finally...)

well, EVERYONE HAVE FUN!! OFF YOU GO, INTO THE DARK, SCARY DEPTHS OF MY MIND!! don't forget to bring pie.(for when i write it is scary)

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Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,079 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 4/23/2013 - [Raven, Robin] [Beast Boy, Terra]
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 561,726 - Reviews: 5219 - Favs: 5,398 - Follows: 4,654 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K.
A Fake Familiar by Paragon of Awesomeness reviews
Rias Gremory was enjoying a normal day living her double life as a high school beauty and a devil, when three marks appear on her hand. After discovering that these marks are designed for the purpose of contracting a powerful familiar, she eagerly goes through with the ritual she learns. What she summons though, is a kind of familiar that not even a devil could ever have imagined.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,504 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Archer, Rias G.
The Heavens Shall Tremble by Full-Paragon reviews
It has been seven years since the galaxy burned. Seven years of tenuous peace, while humanity and its allies rebuilt and the races of the Citadel purged their ranks of Indoctrinated. The galaxy hovers on the edge of a knife, the people once again cry for war. On the edge of the Terminus systems, darkness stirs. It is Harvest time. Sequel to And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,018 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
A Magi's Tale by C.O.Y.L reviews
Shirou Emiya is a third-rate Magus. His skills centered more on fighting than anything else. He is also altruistic, he would help as much as he could wherever he could. And sometimes that can cause misunderstandings.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,847 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 2/17 - Shirō E.
From Hell's Heart by gtamaster316 reviews
AU First Contact War. It was 48 years of endless slaughter and death. And from the pain and suffering of such unprecedented conflict, emerged an unprecedented plot, born of hate, to bring it all to an end...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,034 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
The Second Time Around by ZilchNil reviews
What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations. I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,927 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 3,225 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
OSABC II : That Which Cannot Die by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of the events in ME2, with a completely new take on Cerberus, the Shadow Broker, and the Collectors. Examines the themes of what exactly constitutes death and life, the line between revenge and self-hatred, and how small amounts of light can shine in every darkness. Not a happy ending. Includes my takes on Overlord and LofSB. Rated M for language and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,181 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 4/11 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah
Pieces out of Line by Wrathie Winsre reviews
A new piece could change so many things, but the same applies for pieces that could be aligned better as well. The world of RWBY with small, but major changes that would change their world as we know it. An AU Crossover fic.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 171,426 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Shirō E., Ruby Rose
NNN Needs No Name by Popkov reviews
Shh... my common sense is tingling. Reviews are my water and boy am i thirsty!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,855 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Shinji I.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 715,476 - Reviews: 7229 - Favs: 6,692 - Follows: 7,747 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Potter Haven by Stargon1 reviews
The Third Book in the Series. After the disastrous events at King's Cross Station at the end of Harry and Hermione's second year, Harry's been expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and is now on the run. Hunted by the Ministry of Magic and Albus Dumbledore alike, Harry must somehow learn to survive alone while at the same time continuing his magical education.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,775 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Devastating Consequences: Becoming Vasto Lord by only4bass reviews
Remastered version of this story is up! I dropped the Devastating consequences title. the remastered version is (Becoming Vasto Lorde Remastered )Thank you! FOR ALL THE SUPPORT! Disclaimer: I do not own bleach. please review the remastered version. i would love input!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 287,593 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel - Complete
Just An Unorthodox Thief by The Infamous Man reviews
Kotomine Kirei is a troubled man that only participated in the Holy Grail War to serve Tohsaka Tokiomi and meet Emiya Kiritsugu. In order to do both, he attempted to summon Hassan-I-Sabbah as the Servant Assassin. The Grail heard his plea and instead gave Kirei a rather... unorthodox thief. Gilgamesh better keep his Gate of Babylon locked at night...
Crossover - Lupin III & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 189,710 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Lupin, Saber, Kirei K., Assassin
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30229 - Favs: 16,580 - Follows: 14,536 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Once More, with Feeling by dripley11 reviews
The Demon Emperor had succeeded. The world was destroyed, and in the process, saved. However, when he awakens in the World of C, God offers him a deal: Gain a new power and return back to when everything began, back to Zero's birth. They say the smallest of changes to the past can drastically affect fate. Armed with his knowledge of the future, Lelouch sets out to start again.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 161,606 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 2,101 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K., C.C., Kallen S.
Mass Effect: The Saltorian War by ProfFartBurger reviews
It is said that War never Changes; Men do, through the roads they walk, but War does not. The Humans fought The First War, and alongside the Quarians, the Alliance stands tall against the Galaxy in the face of continued adversity. Now Humanity's place is challenged, their power tested, and age-old beliefs are shattered when a beyond-ancient species is forced onto the playing field.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,969 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Shepard (M), OC
Feeling Hollow by Daricio reviews
Instead of visiting the Vaizard, Ichigo realizes that fighting and defeating his inner hollow isn't the only way to deal with his problem. Could the two possibly form an alliance? -All chapters revised! More details in first and last chapter.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 87,835 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 2,605 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Harry Potter: The Overlord Returns Home by Gwydion669 reviews
Harry dies. Harry wakes up and becomes the Overlord. After conquering his world, he decides to return home and take care of unfinished business. AU : Evil Harry, not Dark : H/Hr : Harry/Harem : Romance : Twisted/Dark : Hopefully funny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,680 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/20/2011
Soul and Maka: Fifty Things by DemonClowSorceress reviews
Number eleven in the Fifty Things group! Soul Eater and Maka Albarn, strut your stuff! Rated T for what will probably show up.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,090 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,749 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 5,613 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
FateProphecy Break by Wrathkal reviews
A young Harry Potter gets his hands on a certain summoning ritual, and carries it out on the spur of the moment! Archer-Harry team. Independent, smart Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 403,809 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 2,405 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Harry P., Archer
Emperor by Marquis Black reviews
Some men live their whole lives at peace and are content. Others are born with an unquenchable fire and change the world forever. Inspired by the rise of Napoleon, Augustus, Nobunaga, and T'sao T'sao. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 619,123 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P.
An American Geek in Halkeginia by Inner Legions reviews
An American takes what should have gone to a young man from another culture. Typical, just typical. WARNING: CONTAINS RAW, GRAPHIC KIPLING. May only be suitable for mature readers.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 196,874 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 5/12/2012
Death Is Only The Beginning by Captain Hair reviews
9-year old Ichigo lived and died about 100 years ago. Sent to district 78 of South Rukongai, Inuzuri, you can guess who he'll meet. He was the one who changed her world. But now he's going to change it, right from the very beginning. Perhaps in death, they'll find happiness. It is but the next great journey...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 280,051 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3417 - Favs: 6,706 - Follows: 7,648 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Holy Grail War by Chronopie reviews
A different Servant Caster can change an entire war. Caster!Harry-centric. Rated M for character death (obviously) and mature themes. Minor AU on canon HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,445 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P.
Seven Sins by AbsentAngel reviews
Hell is at their doorstep, always there and always knocking, but Heaven is in each other's arms.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Staccato by Tenbris reviews
"The resonance of their souls was marked by a staccato rhythm." Series of theme-based oneshots, focusing on Soul and Maka.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,961 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24771 - Favs: 12,852 - Follows: 11,355 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Shinigami's guide to IDIOMS by Manta-Rae reviews
It was 'English class' where Ochi-sensei taught a language that originated in completely different country. Rukia stared at the weird letters that marched across the board. A ficlet-series about what happens when a shinigami gets a homework assignment on deciphering idioms. "There are a lot of things you shouldn't take so literally," Ichigo sighed.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Veela Various by Cibbler reviews
A few months after the final battle Fleur's Veela magic choose Harry as her mate. It doesn't quite stop there though, as Hermione Granger is about to find out. H/Hr/F, Harry/Hermione/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,273 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Divergent Journeys by memnarch reviews
-CANCELED/INCOMPLETE- Rukia was strong enough to defeat the hollow that first attacked Ichigo. If she had, what effect would it have on the story of Bleach? The smallest changes can make a big difference.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,215 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 2,502 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
Vexation by the one who hums reviews
Maka is still learning how to control her weapon form. No one said it was going to be easy, but she sure didn't think it would be this unpredictable. (Companion fic to Hand-in-Hand. Written for Day 6 of SoMa Week: Bandages)
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2014 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 286,698 - Reviews: 3382 - Favs: 5,293 - Follows: 6,228 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Renegade by Peptuck reviews
The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,661 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kane, Shepard (F)
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8106 - Favs: 5,105 - Follows: 3,346 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3143 - Favs: 5,216 - Follows: 5,892 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 2451 - Favs: 5,031 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Revan's Rotten Holiday by Full-Paragon reviews
Oh dear. I seem to have awakened on a Republic ship with a smashing headache. My apprentice has betrayed me, my troops have abandoned me, and all I have is this dinky blaster. I suppose it's time to remind everyone why I am Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith. What do you mean, my name is Ferc Kyja? Blast. This is going to be a rather rotten holiday.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,377 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Revan, Bastila S., Mission V., HK-47
Professor Dresden! by Divra reviews
Harry Dresden is offered a job, to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012
Baby Madness by Saria19 reviews
Szayel Aporro's experiments turn Ichigo into a baby. The Espada, Aizen, Gin, and Tousen all have to take turns watching him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,147 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Ichigo K.
Not Normal by Radaslab reviews
His life was never normal, then it becomes truly abnormal. He must save a world he never cared for, but with others ... he can care. H/Hr and maybe others. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 585,600 - Reviews: 3237 - Favs: 2,618 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Once More with Feeling by Crazy-88 reviews
Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007
Connections by aszecsei reviews
In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P.
Alone by Lunar Resonance reviews
Because his sleeping peacefully and forcing his partner to endure the pain in his place is a thought he can't bear.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 4,382 - Follows: 1,706 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The Thought of Losing You by Janieshi reviews
Collection of one-shots/drabbles, rated T mostly for language. Contains mild-to-obnoxious SoMa fluff and some definite spoilers (manga-verse, mostly). Ch 11: "Soul had seen the ground rushing to meet them and made his choice."
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,816 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Domestic by peppermint.candies reviews
He'll never get bored of her. Shoot he's willing to die for her. Whether her mother sees it or not. He's so willing to die for her.Short, To the point little domestic to Au one-shots about Soul and Maka.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Hero Harry by LordsFire reviews
As Magical England grinds itself through civil war and Magical Europe at large collapses in upon itself, Harry hunts through it all. Dumbledore has disappeared, Lucius Malfoy has publically fallen out with Fudge, and most the population of Hogwarts has fled to America, bringing many families of Muggleborns with them. Sequel to Brutal Harry. Rated for violence/messiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,656 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 4,591 - Follows: 5,867 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Reluctant Lord by SmallBurnyThing reviews
Five years of intense study and trying to survive has come to its inevitable conclusion and everything's gone to hell in a handcart. A smut fic that got a little too much plot for its own good. AU. - Discontinued -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,951 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
Ciaphas Cain and Commander Shepard: Blame the Eldar by Full-Paragon reviews
When the machinations of an eldar fareer drop an entire world full of Imperial Guard, Orks, and Eldar into the Mass Effect Universe, both worlds are forever changed. Switches between the perspectives of Commissar Ciaphias Cain and Commander Jane Shepard. Rated M for language, adult situations and violence.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,205 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - C. Cain, Shepard (F)
Harry Potter and the Darkest Vindications by Xarkun reviews
How Harry's life would have changed had he never heard that Dark Wizards come from Slytherin. Would he still be the hero we know and love, or would he become even worse than Voldemort? How would he navigate obstacles? Who would help him along the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 191,299 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
The Message Of Flowers by Violet Abilene reviews
Soul and Maka never celebrated Valentine's Day the way normal people did. One-Shot. SoMa.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Soul Eater, Maka A.] - Complete
The Babylon Effect by andrewjameswilliams reviews
Mass Effect/Babylon 5 Fusion. When Earth discovered the Prothean cache on Mars it began a sequence of events that will change humanities destiny and the fate of the galaxy forever.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,041 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,640 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
Girls Make Passes at Boys Who Wear Glasses by VictoriaPyrrhi reviews
Soul's got a wire-rimmed secret he's been keeping. Maka's going to find out what it is even if it turns her into a neurotic mess. Eventual smut and guaranteed stupidity!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,093 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
The Power of the Mind by Landstradd reviews
The Sorting Hat serves more purposes than is apparent. One of them is as a safe guard against abusive families. What changes might be wrought from this? Rated for coarse language and mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 188,218 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 2,714 - Follows: 3,512 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P.
Wicked Hermione by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry needed her now more than ever and Hermione is determined to do whatever it takes for him to survive fourth year. No matter what, she is willing to do whatever it takes to protect him. Even if it means she has to turn into the wicked witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
come alive by Seeker of Blonds reviews
"I want to be a part of your music." SoMa, weird oneshot thing. T 'cause Soul cusses like a sailor.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 6,019 - Follows: 2,960 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
NGE: Bloodlust by Archdruid-Sephiroth reviews
There are things that inhabit the night... Rei has become one of them. Now she seeks to end Gendo's senario. It won't be easy, but soon she won't be alone. SxR Contains blood, violence, harsh language and adult content.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 132,510 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/12/2008 - [Rei A., Shinji I.] - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14770 - Favs: 7,882 - Follows: 7,000 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
The First Guardian by Flameal Ashcrow reviews
What if Kurosaki Ichigo was a lot more curious as a child? What if this led to him having an inquisitive mind? Just how much would this change the course of history? Let's find out, shall we? - Slightly AU. Rated M for sexual content and my dirty mouth.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,555 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Rooftops and Revelations by Seeker of Blonds reviews
This time, a revelation. - Short, fluffy, T 'cause I don't know what kind of language kids are using these days.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Gravity by Airwtw reviews
A doll displays no emotion, no will, no independence. It is simply controlled by its user. This may describe Rei Ayanami's appearance, but there is so much more. She feels emotion but knows nothing about expressing it. A strong bond changes that greatly.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,425 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Absolute Loyalty by Rex Tims reviews
Harry, shunned as a Parselmouth, stumbles across a broken Luna locked in a cupboard. Through helping her, he begins something much more than a friendship that develops over the years. Something so much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Cacophony by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
"It's not that he lacks skill, it's that he has a preference not many enjoy listening to." - Warning! Mild Crack! Read at your own discretion...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Crippled by Shenzuul reviews
Soul Eater and Maka do not trust anyone but each other. Not their families. Not their friends. Not even the God of Death, to whom they have pledged their loyalty. But circumstances change, and hope beckons...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,311 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Stealing Time by Corruo reviews
An innocuous show of affection from Hermione just before Harry's History of Magic exam leads to unimaginable consequences and an eventful summer for both.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 196,050 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Maka Was Maka by Silver Inklett reviews
As odd as it sounded, when Soul thought of his meister, the word "girl" did not come to mind. Maka was just Maka, nothing else. SoMa one-shot, completely random, and unedited. Proceed with caution.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Weapons Free by angelicxdiscord reviews
We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
Sacrifice by Rex Tims reviews
Arriving home after his fifth year, Harry knows what he has to do and, for once, it's not fight, but something else he's morbidly familiar with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Harry P.
Luna's Helping Hand by Rex Tims reviews
Luna Lovegood has only one person she considers a friend and will go to extreme lengths to help him, including helping him find love with as many women as he can and convincing him it's the right thing to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,937 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Unspoken Words by Rex Tims reviews
A silent Potter enters Hogwarts. With only the written word, how does his place in the Wizarding world change? AU with a Harry who does a little more thinking. Abandoned, rewriting it as Best to say nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,341 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Twenty Truths Before And a Little After Marriage by Woodrokiro reviews
She thinks marriage is really just a load of bull, and he believes it's rather political. Soul/Maka, rated T for language. Manga spoilers from the Operation Baba Yaga Castle arc.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
The Weapon Revised! by GwendolynnFiction reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry devotes himself to learning magic in a desperate attempt to protect the people he loves. Warnings: Profanity, Extreme Violence, References to Non-Con -Not of Main Character-, Dark/Questionable Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 300,801 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Life Worth Living In Pain by Draiq reviews
Stood on the rooftop in the rain, his long fingers slowly curled into fists, his anger grew. It flashed out in waves as he burned with it, the emotion roiling within him. He was so overcome by it, that for a moment he lost himself in the feeling of power.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 25,464 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Thoughts of a God Emperor by Jed Rhodes reviews
Thoughts of the God-Emperor of Mankind. Not entirely serious.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
Darkly Dreaming Harry by Lineape reviews
Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,801 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 347 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Double Time by alicat54 reviews
"I knew I was the evil twin!"Fred died and met, himself? Or you know, what he'd look like if he got dropped in a vat of bleach. What's this about coming back to life and saving the world? Again that is..Soul Society wasntthis bad Time Travel HP xover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Fred W., Dark Ichigo
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Only Takes A Moment by EmaniaHilel reviews
...or a few of them, anyway. A series of vignettes exploring random moments between Robin and Raven. What makes one fall in love? A thunderbolt of sudden inspiration, or a handful of random moments? UPDATE: Part XVI: Night Shift.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,082 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Robin, Raven
Breakin' Me Down by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
"He's just a package of cool and sexiness she can't understand" – both internally and externally. A 5 senses plus one overload collection.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
The Rise of Darkness by dart93 reviews
Rose Potter, Harry's sister is thought to be the chosen one. Ignored and forgotten, Harry runs away and is found in the forest by Voldemort. Raised as the secret heir of the Dark Lord, Harry will do anything to put the Dark Lord in power. EvilHarry Slaves
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,402 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 3,475 - Follows: 3,735 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
The Successor by SweetInsanity89 reviews
Darkness. "...to kill old captains..." Ascension. A new Gotei 13. Pulse...Slice...Slaughter! And Rukia...Maybe.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,600 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
The Thing About Contracts Is by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Peering Eyes by 0-SlytherinGurl-0 reviews
Harry and Draco find a way together amidst the watchful eyes of their friends. HP/DM, Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 2,472 - Follows: 414 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hanyou Shinigami by Kenta Raikiri reviews
The night the Hollow attacks Ichigo's family, Rukia lets him borrow her powers. However, something goes wrong. Why does Ichigo have fluffy ears? and what's with the tail? IchiXRuki. Rated 'M' 4 language and Sexual themes. Slightly AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,685 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
Familiar Faces by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Two years after Ichigo vanished without a trace, Rukia brings home an eight-year-old boy claiming she found him. Now the question is, how do they deal with him when he can't remember anything about his previous life? Daricio's Familiar Faces cont. Hiatus
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,278 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Bleached by bluminous8 reviews
AU- It seems that even in Death Harry is never given a break. His soul ends up in Rokungai where his past prevents him from moving forward. Will he learn to let go?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 74,941 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Harry P., Yoruichi S.
Heart's Home by Aealket reviews
After the final battle things are tense and Harry finds help in and old magic. Harry/Luna/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 79,175 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
All Because of a Hippogriff by muggledad reviews
What happens if Harry realizes how important Hermione is to him during their time travel experience at the end of Book 3. AU HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,266 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 489 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Different Meeting by alicat54 reviews
What if Ichigo didn't meet the Zangetsu, that we all know, when he summoned his sword in Urahara's training basement? Pre soul society
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,464 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Demonic Infection by Amethyst Ichigo reviews
Ichigo is more then a shinigami, more then a vaizard...and Ichigo soon discovers that same fact. Unfortunately he might end up in more trouble then he had been a vaizard if anyone finds out what he is... This is his secret. RATED T for cursing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,041 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Ichigo K.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10340 - Favs: 12,780 - Follows: 5,228 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Fallen by MrsKurosaki x reviews
She could only watch as his hands clawed mercilessly at the ground beneath his body and listen to his cries as they echoed throughout the isolated underground. IchiRuki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,340 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Harry Potter and the Light of Honor by Defender Paladin reviews
He was betrayed, yet still he fought....And the battle against the Dark lord ended with the death of them both...Still it wouldn't be the ending, but instead the beginning. HHr paring
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 116,897 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,621 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 266 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Song of hope by twistedtail reviews
Right after GoF. Harry/Ginny/Hermione/Tonks/Luna/OC & Draco/Dark Lord. This is rated M for a good reason. This is a story about lust and love and loss. READ & REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,291 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Reincarnation Chronicles by Saigo no Hajime reviews
The Bleach universe operates on a theory of reincarnation. But how exactly does it work? What actually happens to the souls that cross between the worlds? A series of one-shots in which some form of reincarnation plays a part.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009
The CardMistress' Magical Twin by Nightwingrox reviews
Vernon Dursley abandons infant Harry in Japan. Found by Nadeshiko and raised as Haruki, Sakura Kinomoto's twin brother, Haru assists his sister in capturing the Clow Cards before discovering his true heritage and heading off to Hogwarts. Rated for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,991 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Harry P., Sakura K.
What if? by PolarPanther reviews
Oneshot. What if instead of the Shun Shun Rikka, Orihime developed shinigami powers? And what if her zanpakutou just happened to be someone who had defied and mastered death?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 167 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Harry P., Orihime I. - Complete
The Wise One: Book Three: Being by FarenMaddox reviews
Harry and Dumbledore race to destroy Horcruxes, but does Dumbledore trust Harry? Hermione's help is invaluable, but how far will Harry allow her to go with him? And if Harry refuses to kill Voldemort, how is a teenager going to stop the Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 256,212 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cheshire's Grin by MrWriterWriter reviews
Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any different, he had to find that collar. Independant/SemiCreatureHarry. Bashings. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Harry P.
Why Dance When You Can Slay The Dragon? by Beautiful T Jakson reviews
It was all so simple. One date was unavailable, so he asked another. Little did Harry Potter realize that a simple change of Yule Ball plans would change his life as he knew it. Started as Yule Ball fic, but hardly classifies anymore. HHr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,431 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Deceit and Lies by potter8668 reviews
Harry survives a brutal attack from the Dursleys with Hermione's help. He learns that everything he knows is false. What will he do? Takes places after Sirius' death. Mentions torture and sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Metamorphosis by SensibleNonsense reviews
Sound, Sight, Smell, Touch, Taste. And Resonance. Sometimes Soul and Maka wonder if they know each other better than they know themselves. SxM
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Surprise! by MrsKurosaki x reviews
“IchiRuki?” He asked. Rukia nodded. “Don’t ask. Matsumoto came up with it so I just added it.” He nodded and grinned. Birthday fic for Ichigo. IchiRuki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
More Important Things by robst reviews
COMPLETE - My attempt at the Dumbledore Answers Harry challenge set by witowsmp, where Harry discovers his destiny at the end of first year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,726 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Killing Time by Rosa McNally reviews
Story takes place between Harry and Hermione while they are alone together in the tent during the 7th book. To break the silence and tensions they cling to each other. Fairly smutty but what the heck. A fun read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter: Street King by dart93 reviews
Abandoned at a young age by his parents for his brother, Harry runs away from the orphanage and lives on the streets. Now at the age of 14 he is known as the Street King, leader of the Saints. And now Dumbles learns of his mistake. DarkHarry StrongHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Harry P.
The Life of Brian: A Super Harry Parody by Perspicacity reviews
At the end of Harry's long life, he and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
A Very Harry History by grenouille7777 reviews
A young historian from the distant future researches the Dark Lord's fall by getting into Harry's head, literally, and finds more than she bargained for. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 83 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Introspections with Chad by Saigo no Hajime reviews
A series of one-shots. Quiet and soft-spoken, Chad observes and comes to conclusions about the world and the people around him. These are his thoughts...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,253 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Chad/Y. Sado
Now What? by Beautiful T Jakson reviews
“Hermione, let’s do something for ourselves for once,” Harry insisted, taking her hand. “Dash the Weasleys, dash everyone’s expectations. This…” he gestured between the two of them. “Us…I feel like this is something I could do for the rest of my life."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 183 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Through the Eyes of a General by Saigo no Hajime reviews
A collection of one-shots about or in the point of view of Yamamoto Soutaichou. My attempt at portraying the General of the Gotei 13 in a more sympathetic manner than is usually found.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - G.S. Yamamoto
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3097 - Favs: 6,063 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3449 - Favs: 5,567 - Follows: 5,223 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
A First Time For Everything by Saigo no Hajime reviews
Kon recounts the major events of his relationship with Kurosaki Yuzu from the beginning to a new beginning, and shows how important it is to try something for the first time.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Yuzu K. - Complete
The Stormtrooper named Bob by Jed Rhodes reviews
The story of the Stormtrooper - no, the Clone Trooper - named Bob.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009
10 reasons Rukia ver by phoenix-aerith reviews
As Byakuya and Ichigo rest in the 4th Division after trying to "kill" each other again, Rukia writes a letter to the both of them as Renji becomes the unfortunate messenger once more. Good luck, Renji!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Sirius ly, I'm Not Kidding by alicat54 reviews
Sirius ended up in Soul Society when he fell through the veil. now known as Kurosaki Ishin ,he decides to send his son Ichigo the substitute shinigami to help the wizarding world out with Voldemort. Bleach x Harry Potter crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sirius B.
A Special Moment by Theabraxas reviews
A little SxR from Rei's perspective. Kind of...odd, though hopefully sweet note the 'hopefully'. Also note the 'odd' . That is for you all to decide, though. So please read and review.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Rei A., Shinji I. - Complete
Ready to Crash by Bunnybabi reviews
The summer after fifth year, Harry feels numb, just so very numb. Until one day, he finds a perfect, red apple on his bed that leaves him stranded out in the rainy woods of the Olympic Peninsula, just outside of Forks, Washington. Twilight/HarryPotter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,107 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Harry P.
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Grand Conspiracy by MadnessPersonified reviews
Sequel to a Twisted Timeline. The more things change the more things get wacky. Not for the mentally sane. LunaHarryFem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,689 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Red Moon Rising by Sociopathic-Antichrist reviews
Gendo Ikari left his son at his teachers with an undiagnosed psychological condition. Who knew this was how Shinji would turn out?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,747 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fedual Era by KiskaTheFireSorceress13 reviews
Hermione has won a trip to Japan! Little does she know WHICH Japan. She has been talking to Kagome for a few years now over letters, and has gotten permission to stay at her place until they have to leave. What arises? Well read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 2,744 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hollow Whole by apathetica reviews
AU OoTPxAU BLEACH Arrancar Arc. “Why didn’t you just say ‘Stabbing yourself through the heart will complete the bonding ritual’ instead of making it out like I was killing myself!” I said. “That’s because if it didn’t work you really would’ve died.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Harry P.
The End is Near by LoveIchigo reviews
First Fanfic. Oneshot. I've seen the end, Before my eyes, Yet I knew, I was to die. Ichigo finally breaks. Sorry bad at summarys1! R R please!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
How to get to school when the Portal's Broken by Seel'vor reviews
At the beginning of second year, Dobby blocks the portal at Kings Cross. Ron steals the car and flies away. How do Harry and Hermione get to school? H/Hr Silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Out of Time by Seel'vor reviews
A companion piece to Quantum Leap. Shortly after Harry arrives in the past, somebody else comes to find out why he's back. A HPDr. Who crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Behind the Trash Cans by Lady FoxFire reviews
While taking out the trash, a business man discover something unexpected behind the trash cans
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,320 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P.
A Boxful of Trouble by molliepup1 reviews
So, remember Harry's detention in HBP, where he had to recopy the Marauders' detention cards? Well, this is all of their detentions, as told from their point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/25/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Always Smiling by Lady Salazar reviews
Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,255 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 407 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deathly Harem by molliepup1 reviews
Harry spends the seventh book searching for and destroying the six horcruxes, only to be greeted by a nasty surprise when he goes to kill Voldemort. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Black Order by Silverneko9lives0 reviews
HPLotR Xover. COMPLETE! Harry is Gandalf, Hermione is Sauron. Gandalf loves Sauron, but does Sauron love him back? Obviously NOT slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 31,711 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Harry P., Sauron - Complete
Fukutaicho by Lady Salazar reviews
It was only fitting that Shiba Kaien would cause a stir even in the Living World. He was just skilled that way. Kuchiki Rukia looks on as Harry Potter, former thirteenth division fukutaicho, butts heads with a demiHollow… called Voldemort. HPBleach
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Harry P., Kaien S. - Complete
Slayer Sister by Dark-Magician-41 reviews
EvangelionBuffy crossover. Shinji is saved by a strange woman when he is left with his new caretaker. What crazyness will result when he knows and lives with the Sunnydale's Scooby gang? Shinji two girl or more harem. Dead and up for adoption.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,459 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Old Soldiers by Moczo reviews
Urahara joins some old friends for a longstanding tradition. Post Soul Society arc, preArrancar.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3464 - Favs: 4,155 - Follows: 4,045 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
Falling Stars by Lucillia reviews
Everyone's heard of Dedalus Diggle's display of shooting stars in Kent. What most people don't know is why he did it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Dedalus D. - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 2,848 - Follows: 591 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
At the Hands of the Other by The-Caitiff reviews
Summer after fifth year. Voldemort kidnaps Harry and they agree to fulfill the prophecy once and for all. What starts as a simple duel to the death gets complicated real quick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,591 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Dessert wars by DarkGoddess2002 reviews
Poking fun at the shipping wars. A oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Little Too Curious by Nottoca reviews
Hitsugaya has some questions about Matsumoto… No real paring. Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2006 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Guilded cage by DarkGoddess2002 reviews
Hermione lives a life anyone would want or dose she?A dark HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ashes of Silver by Silver Phoenix Quill reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione grew up different. they have their own ideas and rules, they are very idependent. They won't listen to Dumbledore and his manipulations. They are smart, Cunning, and tough what will the world do with this new team?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,556 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Harry P.
A Party in the Gryffindor Common Room by SilverWolf7007 reviews
A sneaky Harry has invited nearly everyone but the Hufflpuffs to a party, including his parents and Cedric who have been resurrected by a vampire named Sylvan as well as Voldemort and some of his Death Eaters. Wormtail is tortured and the teachers crash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Transformed by RockIll reviews
In the summer after his fourth year Harry is arrested. He starts hanging out with the wrong people. Mafia. But the wizarding world does not know all of that they are worried about is the disappearance of Harry Potter. (Full summary inside) Changed realati
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,468 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Harry P.
The Problem With Cupboards by opalish reviews
As far as I can tell, the main problem with growing up in a cupboard is that it gets you used to living in a cage. - Harry's POV. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Glimmer Of Gold by M. Scott Eiland reviews
COMPLETE! After an unexpected meeting with Oliver Wood and Viktor Krum results in a plan for the most anticipated Quidditch match in years, Harry finds himself having unexpected feelings about a close friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,454 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Every Darkness by WolfMoon reviews
-Complete- Following The Death Harry is feeling angry, helpless, and forgotten as he must spend the summer with the Dursley's once again. But Harry is about to discover that in every darkness shines a light- All he has to do now is find it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 91 - Words: 218,625 - Reviews: 4654 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
3003 by gilthas reviews
COMPLETE! 1000 years after Harry Potter's death, he and his heroics have decended into legend, but when a group of magic users get carried away, only Harry Potter himself can stand against the newest resurrection of the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,564 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Syndicate by BoltLightning reviews
A/U Cowboy Bebop crossover. In Harry's fifth year, he is contacted by a mysterious organization. A year later, he comes back with a new look, a new name, and a new attitude.. H/HR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,594 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Mary Sue Gets Her Comeuppance by PureBloodGryffindor reviews
Submission for the Gryffindor Groupies' April Fools Day 2003 Challenge. Mary Sue never reads the fine print, does she?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Like a Phoenix He Shall Rise by Nighttime Sunshine reviews
Harry won't return to Hogwarts for fifth year. Will he come back? What about Voldemort? H/Hr(eventually). Rating for cursing. All Reviews and Flames welcomed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 163,689 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry potter and the descent into darkness reviews
The death of Hermione and harry sky dives off the edge. Will he get her back? And will she approve of the new Harry Potter her death has created?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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