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hi in a few years i may write something but i am only 15 now and am not a good writer i like harry poter and evangelion 2/19/09bleach is epic too
ha yes im now 16 I have one story now yah :)
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i am 18 at this time and in collage my poll got a vote in it recently yay i need more votes people but i am glad to know at least one person voted
hey voter guess what that is the story i have the most well planed out so you could get your wish if the vote is close ...or if no one else votes
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new poll right here these are the choces
The birth of darkness (4th year)
Harry Potter’s fourth year studying advanced magic, dark or not it is necessary for survival, but will such studies create a new problem in its place?
Darkness delayed? (6th year)
The terrifying reveal that harry is not only connected to Voldemort but that he too is a Horcrux. Will they bind his dark magic forever?
The decent into darkness (current story)
The death of Hermione and harry sky dives off the edge. Will he get her back? And will she approve of the new Harry Potter her death has created?
sport:LACROSSE (MOST EPIC SPORT EVER), tennis
also i have along profile so you might want to skip to my favorites
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Do YOU remember the 90s??
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean
you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not. When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack. When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents or get a smack if you were naughty. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Wally books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were pink and sparkly or camo print. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When petrol was 85p a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .
now 20 and feeling older hmm
Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."
"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."
"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."
The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."
"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."
"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile (it's fun. you should do so.)
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI :)
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, s_slytherin, Courtney Dax, YuYuFanatic14, MegaKiraraLover(MKL),scorpioneldar
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (very often. very, very often. go me!)
If you know a video game character and/or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), organization-mischeif15 (sighs so emarassing... I'm such a clutz.), Your Sweet Suicide (several times a day!), MegaKiraraLover/MKL (yay, fellow idiotic clutzes that have no coordination! GO US!!)scorpioneldar (my stairs atack once a week and MLK already said the rest)
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. (geesh, the point? might as well e-mail. they know you already if you're friends.MLK) (no face book either Scorpioneldar)
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (cough,theater,cough)
if you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.
If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other that no one else gets, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile
If you think that anime should rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. (hell yes!)
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
ABCDEFGHIf you beleive megakiraralover/mkl is a totally awesome authoress and should rule the world, copy and paste this onto your profileJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ! (hmm, wonder if anyone will buy it... -shifty eyes-)
(maby not the whole world:) scorpion)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Here are 25 ways to annoy your parents
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"( done it its tiering but it works)
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"(or stic it on them perferibly on the back)
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT SNOG YOU!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"(hahaha)
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night
25. When they say a word from a song you know burst into that song ( my friend is really good at this he has a song for everything)
things to annoy your parents even more:
1. take their car keys and put them somewhere else, and when they ask you about it, say "maybe a ghost took it"
2. get a pinata made to look like them
3. when they ask you what their doing, say "existing"
4. whenever they tell you something say "oh my god, no way"
5. when they say the name of a store, say their slogan or sing their song.
6. pretened to vaccum with your imaginary vaccum (don't forget to make noises)
7. when the phone rings, yell at it " HELLO? HELLO? I CAN HEAR YOU! HELLO?
8. put a mouse trap infront of the computer mouse.
9. ask your parent a question, then the next day ask it again, and the next day, etc. until you forget
10. when they yell at you, tell them to use their inside voice.
11. have all of your friends call you in one night. (love this one)
12. wear a turtle neck and follo them around saying "turtle turtle"(haha try timeing how long till you grt yelled at and after they yell tell them you were timming them for a better reaction)
13. speak to them in another language (if you don't know any, either make one up, or use baka(idiot))
14. wear a bucket on your head
15. sing everything you say
16. draw a face on a balloon and call it wilson and carry it around, constantly talking to it.
17. fall in love with a wine bottle
18. when their friends come over pretend to be drunk with your wine bottle spouse
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer
If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm not RICH so I MUST steal to get the things I have
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart!
I actualy sung them all to check...
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
(coppied from force hog)
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
told you this is rediculos;y long
100 Rules of Anime (Again, I did not make this. It is copied and pasted from Slayer End. ( if you wish to skip skip down to large bold words)
The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.
#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.
#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...
#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
#33- Law of Dubbing- All anime will be dubbed, but they will almost never be as good
#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.
#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.
#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.
#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.
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Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously
1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
55. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
ory. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother
If you have ever bitch-slapped a snob PROUDLY put this on your profile
If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile ( Sometimes i do some times i don't...)
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
ou. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile
If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile
If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile
If you, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile
If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer
If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.
I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!
You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-
Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??\
He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness
"Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown
-"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown
To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy
When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. (I Live by
There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. (i may not be homo, but i have friends who are--don't hate, peeps! please, just don't hate 'cause of what someone does in the bedroom! would you hate someone who was strait just because of who they are? or maybe you hate animal-lovers who wish to cuddle an animal (not in a weird way, i mean)? i don't think being preferable to someone of the same sex is wrong! done rambling, okay, move on.)
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3.Your first initial?
4.Your month of birth?
5.Which color do you like more, black or white?
6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?
7.Your favorite number?
8.Do you like California or Florida more?
9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down.
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2.If you choose:
Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you choose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8.If you choose...
California:You like adventure
Florida:You are a laid back person.
9.If you choose...
Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next
Bad spellers of the world UNITE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile.
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile.(JK peopleJK)
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!(im this instead however ive found if your too random some people make mistakes)
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
-Footprints in the Sand-
If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.
If everything seems to be going according to plan, you’ve OBVIOUSLY overlooked something!
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity.
Kon! You can throw him, punch him, and repeatedly bash his head in, and guess what? He's still alive so you can do it the next time he annoys you!
93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are strangely obsessed with these copy-paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have several inanimate best friends, copy and paste this into your profile. Ulquiorra says you are trash, and whatever he says GOES!(cept for me)
Why does Byakuya always frown? Because the last time he smiled, Renji had a stroke.
Why does Unohana always smile? Because the last time she frowned half of Squad 11 died of fright.
Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.
1. Hitsugaya Toshiro
2. Mayazaki Nadoka
3. Shiba Kaien
4. Kurosaki Ichigo
6. Hirako Shinji
7. Urahara Kisuke
8. Ukitake Jushiro
9. Rukia kuchiki
1) 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
hollow hunting again or are you still trying to get me to do masamotos paperwork how many times do i have to say NO!
2) Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
her and i would definatly accept she is so nice and good looking too
3) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
...(he runs out of the room)... did someone just slam a door somewhere? i ask as i turn around
4) 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
good choice man good choice
5) 5 cooked you dinner?
how did you get out of ichigo again? thanks and you know for a hollow your pretty cool.
6) 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
7) 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family
this is epic :) can i help anoy ichigo and the other bleach charecters by dressing you as you and acting like us my long lost twin?!
Great! mumbles Does that mean I get all that stuff without paying anything?
Urahara: No, not unless you co run the shop with me
of course I would do this anyway
Urahara: now to get you a hat like mine...
both of us evil grin
8) 8 got into the hospital somehow?
9) 9 made fun of your friends?
... I don't care! ! (sorry guys but she's epic and hot and has a zanpacto that could turn me into a popsicle!)
10) 10 ignored you all the time?
damit spar with me already
11) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
definetly freeze them... if i didn't take them out already
12) You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
freak out and try to heal me with her exstensive knowlage on every thing after her friend yue calmed her down
13) It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
14) You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
get me out then hunt down the person responsible and kill him
15) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Laughing his ass off...
16) You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
wonder when i started to bat for the other team but would expect it if i ever did
17) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
... he would use some weird invention of his and cause a new war...
18) You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Ukitake: Come, sit down with me and have some tea.
19) You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
train with me while silontainiously making fun of me
20) You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Kill me for calling him Freak...
21) Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
I dreamed about 2, and 9 but Hitsugaya? He's too sedatefor my liking and male
22) 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Do they even know each other? And if they do... I would cry for 2 of my lost loves...( i cant change this at all even though i changed both people scary)
23) You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
they would wonder about it but keep an open mind there epic like that
24) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
can i just say one thing DUH
25) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
mabey after all hichigo had to materialize for mor than too cook me food you know
26) 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
thats what he is
27) You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
What? im sorry i ruined our intimidation plans involving the other bleach charecters but its not my fault my dad madw me do it!
28) Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
your kiding right?!
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hate IchiHime, paste this in your profile.
If you believe that IchiRuki shall prevail, paste this in your profile.
IF YOU LOVE ICHIRUKI, PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!
ICHIRUKI IS LOVE. BITTER OR SWEET, IT SCREAMS: LOVE!
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
some good quotes
You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is we notice when we're doing it Neil Gaiman
There are only two things infinite - the universe and human stupidity. But I'm not sure with the former Albert Einstein
We are the ones, who get knocked down; we get back up and stand above the crowd Three Days Grace
They put us out before them, they put us on the front lines. So we take the most casualities. So we fight the most. So when our job is done... they can stab us in the back moonfangpiercerofheaven
The quiet conscience is a development of the Devil Albert Schweitzer
well, EVERYONE HAVE FUN!! OFF YOU GO, INTO THE DARK, SCARY DEPTHS OF MY MIND!! don't forget to bring pie.(for when i write it is scary)