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Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

so, it has been a very long time since i have written anything,

i have a few things that i am working on and i will

post them here when they are finished...

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Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,424 - Reviews: 4006 - Favs: 3,090 - Follows: 3,869 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Defrosting Edward by Aleeab4u reviews
Bella's been trying to warm Edward up in more ways than one. With a little help from Alice, a broken truck and a few burned fingers, she just might have found his defrost button. Rated M with canon characters, based on "practice makes perfect." E/B AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 162,326 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Fallen Angel by Inlovex reviews
Sequel to Kidnapped By an Angel. Bella. Broken. Edward. Destructive. It's been five months since Bella and Edward last saw each other. Five months since he pushed her away. Until Alice shows up and they meet again. And this time he won't let her go...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,702 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Broken Body by angel1002 reviews
Booth is injured and he needs his best friend. Will he let his pride get in the way of accepting the help that he needs from Bones or will he push her away. Rated M for later chapters.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,490 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 12/26/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9412 - Favs: 8,118 - Follows: 5,674 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fantasy Week: Booth Edition by Dispatch22705 reviews
Booth is placed on a week's mandatory vacation. Brennan finds this unacceptable, and proposes a solution. Put their partnership on hold for a week, and she'll fulfill one of his sexual fantasies per night for a week. She gets more than she bargained for.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,783 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12178 - Favs: 8,638 - Follows: 3,964 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sketchbook Revelations by PolkaDotMama reviews
Jasper makes a confession to Edward that changes their lives forever. When words fail they rely on their sketches and more to reveal their inner most secrets. Their unique friendship grows and transforms. Can it endure the sketchbook revelations? M AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 292,905 - Reviews: 2424 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Guarding Edward by katmom reviews
A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,280 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Show Me A Garden that's bursting into life by atypical-swan reviews
Isolated and lonely, Dr. Jasper Whitlock, Ph.D., finds himself taking a temporary position at the boarding school, Forks Academy. There he meets Edward Cullen and his tight knit group of friends and family. AU-Human. JxExB eventually. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 439,825 - Reviews: 3488 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12412 - Favs: 6,872 - Follows: 3,414 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Verum Quod Eventus by stolenxsanity reviews
Jasper has a fated meeting one night that finally allows him to let go. But, will it only be temporary? Originally written for the “Tattward and Inkella One-Shot” Contest. OOC. Slash. JxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,222 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 3,730 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking all the Rules Tonight by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
Brennan tells Booth she has a sex date and he doesn't take it very well. He's determined to show her why she should be his. There is a PREQUEL to this story which you might want to read first-So Close I Can Almost Taste You is the prequel. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,863 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
I Get Off by Britpacksuccubus reviews
When Bella becomes Edward's assistant and moves in across the street, what will happen when he takes in the view? And not just those of the skyline... AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Right There by OCDJen reviews
After a drunk night with his Gay best friend, Jasper is left to wonder if there was more to him then he knew. Will he embrace his sudden new side and take a risk? Or will he forever be in denial? RATED M, E&J, Lemons. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 171,351 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6274 - Favs: 8,360 - Follows: 3,941 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,982 - Reviews: 6716 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Reality Week: Booth and Brennan Edition: Part One by Dispatch22705 reviews
Sequel to Fantasy Week: Booth Edition:::which really should be read before this one, but it's not completely necessary.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,393 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4345 - Favs: 4,966 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Snapshots by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Snapshots of Edward and Jasper's lives together, from the day they met to disastorous dates to cuddles. Slash. Lemons. Tattoos. Prequel to Ink Me, Baby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,802 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19326 - Favs: 11,939 - Follows: 5,467 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Transformation by SJWLAS reviews
Title - Transformation prev. The Beast Within . Setting - Angel. After Season 5. Characters - Faith and Angel/us.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Faith, Angelus
Breakdown by Aleeab4u reviews
With only a few weeks until their wedding, Bella finds herself facing some unresolved issues. Can Edward help her believe in him like she used to? E/B AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Undone by Lolavella reviews
Edward can't always maintain his control. WARNING: Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
In the Midnight Hour by Langus reviews
Breaking Dawn epilogue - for those eager to know what happened after 'The End'. Join Bella as she gives Edward an anniversary gift he'll never forget. One-shot. Rated for mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ink Me, Baby by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Bella and Alice head to Miami for a vacation, they plan to get something to remember their trip. But in sexy tattoo artists Edward and Jasper, they come back with much more. Chapter Fic. AH AU OOC. Dirty lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just the Way You Like It by Lolavella reviews
Edward knows what Jasper likes. WARNING: Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Say your prayers, Mutt by Lynnie Kleriker reviews
Jacob/Edward. Smut;; Slashfic;; They were the other's drug, intoxicating, and almost sure to kill.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Away From You by Shaneener reviews
Bella and Edward spend some private time over the phone. Rated M for adult content. oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirty Intentions by pexylexy reviews
Edward/Jasper - rated M for sexual content - Edward doesn't care how he gets Jasper into the shower as long as he does...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
White Carpet and Wall Sconces by off-the-deep-end reviews
Entry for Jayeliwood's SEXY EDWARD contest. Bella finds herself bored and in need of some quiet time at a house party. What she finds definitely cures the boredom, but is far from quiet. M FOR LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Persuasion by pexylexy reviews
edward/jasper - Edward's been avoiding him and Jasper wants to find out why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Cool Down by ResDes2 reviews
After a nice run, Edward decides to cool down with Jasper. Super sexy. Super slash. Tell me what you think. Part of Edward Chronicles. Super delicious, and gayer than last time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Ink and Iron reviews
Edward Masen a young jaded FBI agent gets a chance to go undercover in a dangerous motorcycle club, his way in is the former leader's daughter, Bella Swan. Can he bring them down without losing everything? AH/AU M for language, violence and future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,780 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Bella, Edward