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Name: Creamie99

Age: Early Twenties

Obsessions: anime, Harry Potter, music, movies, supernatural themes, video games, Heroes (the t.v. show), cosplay/costumes, conventions

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Joker's Playmate by Jokerlady reviews
During an encounter with the Joker to save kidnapped children, Batman falls prisoner of the Clown Prince only to discover a side of the Jester both intriguing, scary and sexy...SLASH!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 243,735 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 7/22/2007 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
My Unexpected Bad Habit by kattykitty reviews
JD/Cox: The death of JD's father starts a whole new set of problems when Dr. Cox first offers him the hug he's always wanted. What does he actually want? More the point, what the hell is Dr. Cox doing? Rated M for SEX! R&R! CHAPTER 33 UP!
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 144,972 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/11/2008 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry
Five Times Natasha Felt Out Of Place by Veronique Roux reviews
And one time she didn't. Mostly a team fic, Clint/Natasha if you squint. T for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Relapse by elever reviews
Sometimes, Rorschach has to teach Kovacs a lesson. Non-con masturbation, as odd as it sounds. For the WM kinkmeme
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Why Cocaine is a Nasty Drug by Yellowfur reviews
Jason brings home something a little harsher than weed. -Mild slash fanfic for Knocked Up. Pairing: Jay/Jason other characters included . Oneshot.-
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Fun Night by Angelic Guardian reviews
"If we share beds, I'm bunkin' with Phil. You good with that?" "No, I'm not good with that." A look at what could've happened if the guys had kept the two-bedroom suite instead of upgrading to the villa. Oneshot.
Hangover - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Alan G., Doug B., Phil W., Stu P. - Complete
Vicissitude by newbluemoon reviews
Written for Knight Vs Anarchy round 5. Prompt- First sight. Summary- Our favourite clown prince of crime recalls his first time seeing his darling Bat. B/J pre-slash. Warnings: Masturbation, allusions to m/m contact, un-beta'd. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Mystery Of Magnetic Attraction by HalfshellVenus1 reviews
Tony/Rhodey Slash, College-Era: Tony Stark was the smartest, cockiest guy Jim Rhodes had ever met…
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey
A Very Good Influence by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. Kanji and Naoto are finally dating, but Mrs. Tatsumi makes an unfortunate assumption.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
Discovering Loyalty by Mekou reviews
An innocent question leads to Dan finding out just how loyal he and Rorscach are to each other. Yaoi, PWP.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
That Didn't Count by fifthofnovember reviews
House returns and enjoys the comforts of home. A bit light-hearted, but is still SLASH, so be warned and mind the rating. Spoilers for Both Sides Now. Ch 3 now up.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,496 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson
Edge of Reason by RingosGarden reviews
During an examination, more happens between House and Wilson than Wilson is ready for. Starts at 'Skin Deep' season 2. Rated M for possible future.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 10/27/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson
The Properties Of Delayed Combustion by HalfshellVenus1 reviews
Tony/Rhodey movie-verse slash, standalone: Even now, Tony Stark always manages to keep Jim Rhodes off-balance.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey - Complete
Seven Days by kiwi the almighty reviews
Being stuck in the body of your team mate isn’t such a good idea. Especially if said team mate was Hyuuga Neji. Tenten finds out what a wet dream is and Neji gets his first ever period. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,394 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Friday Night by passport reviews
Peter has wanted Nathan for a long time, and on Friday he gets him. But what's happened to Nathan by Sunday? Warnings: Petrellicest, language
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Peter P., Nathan P. - Complete
Indistinct by Josef Mojave reviews
I thought it would be interesting to follow the main storyline but make it a little more interesting. Sano is a man after all...MizukiSano
Hana-Kimi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/25/2006
Counting by karaokegal reviews
House and Wilson fic, with a large dollop of Stacy. Post-infarction. Heavy-duty angst. 1400 words. Written for the Merry Month of Masturbation at LJ.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Watch Me by HitomiPMS-11 reviews
Light decides to give L a little show whil he watches him through the 'hidden' cameras inis room. Contains; masturbation, and other stuff. YAOI!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Ignoring It by eevilprawn reviews
At first, Sasuke couldn't understand why Naruto's sleeping bag rustled so much at night... Voy, masturbation, M/M, mutual wanking
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates: A Love Triangle by yukiee jun. - x.chibininja reviews
The text on the screen scared me. Okay, I won’t be scared. All I have to do is open the door. But come on, who knew it would be Nakatsu? And that he wanted to stay? Time for a love triangle! SanoxMizukixNakatsu
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/6/2008 - S. Nakatsu, Mizuki A.
Bunking with Nakatsu by cuzimcrazylikethat reviews
My first Hana kimi fic! Sano's sick so Mizuki has to stay with someone else! What happens when she bunks with Nakatsu? Will she be able to keep her secret hidden? might become NakatsuxMizuki One sided please read. Chapter 4 is up!
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,142 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2007
His Problem by Kipli reviews
For LJ's BadWrongScrubs: Prompt CoxTurk, Stress Relief: Turk is having some issues downtown.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Daddy Issues by Camde reviews
Title sucks. Harrison Kelso has daddy issues one shot, finished, masturbation and I guess implied incest. Don't like the sound of that, don't read. Thanks!
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Give And Take by aestheticmatter reviews
MoriHoney Mori and Honey's feelings for each other take a new, exhilarating turn. Now it's up to them to conquer their fears and go where it leads, all the way.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,825 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
His Alone Time by Kipli reviews
CoxJD: Oneshot: Perry enjoys the new soundproof bathroom a little too much... Warning: Masturbation
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Shallow Means, Deep Ends by neo-chan reviews
Yamato and Tai take a few wrong turns on their drive up to the beach. Interesting, spontaneous actions ensue... actions that have consequences.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
Humming the Baseline by Kikei reviews
There's a reason why The Great Kagurazaka doesn't get lost. It's just hard to think of it right now when a naked Sano is so close to you. [sano x makoto]
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Tossing and Turning by Grace Veronica reviews
You moan a lot in your sleep.' Moony's night time habits, unfortunately, don't end with Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Natural Progression by desolate butterfly reviews
[KisaIta, drabble] Itachi finds nothing particularly enthralling about masturbation until Kisame starts watching him do it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Before the Darkness Takes Me by triedunture reviews
Sephiroth's life before everything goes black. A prequel to Like Ghosts in Snow, but can be read as a stand alone. Warnings: Angst, masturbation, yaoi, one sided SxC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,207 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Too Much by butterflie reviews
Takeru, and wanting too much. Takari, unrequited Takato. Incest.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Takeru T./TK, Yamato I./Matt - Complete
Showers and Coincidences by TabithaYuri reviews
Quick writing due to boredom... A bit of… “frustration” leads to a rather pleasant encounter. SanoXMizuki . M for content… Don’t like don’t read. R & R Plz!
Hana-Kimi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
Frustrations of a Jedi or The Fragrance by Lady Remus 1983 reviews
ObiWan and QuiGon are in love with each other and yet they cannot tell each other how they feel. Its adult themed but does not contain any explicit sex scenes escept for a scene of masturbation. COMPLETED
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Tough Questions by Mary Sue Murderer reviews
Chas and Gabriel find themselves alone in John's apartment while he's away on 'business'. Chas asks Gabriel some interesting questions, that lead to even more interesting consequences. - humor, almost-sex, perhaps some offensive religious subject matter,
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/4/2005
Face in the Clouds by Reicheru reviews
A short little thing I did for no reason. Done in Kyous POV and be ware, it has vague masturbation )
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2004
Return To Innocence, Again by enervate reviews
PART 4 UPLOADED! Sanzo tries to deny his own feelings for Goku, but when Goku got lost in a cave, he sets off in search for him. But poor Sanzo himself got drowned, and Goku saved him,... and what becomes of their love? R&R, onegai.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,041 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2002 - Published: 10/14/2002