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Author has written 4 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Transformers.

Hmm... What's there to say about myself? I'm a hardcore Transfan. Transformers is not the only fandom I have, however, and I am the fan of a large number of different series, though I do not read fanfics of very many of them... Among said series, there's Hellboy, NCIS, Walking Dead, Batman, Assassin's Creed, Halo, Gears of War, and a few others I can't think of off the top of my head. While I am very much a sci-fi fan, I am also a realist. I do not believe in God or a god, goddess, or any higher power. I will admit that I occasionally say 'Thank Primus' 'Oh Primus' , etc, but it's jokingly. It's a reference to Transformers. Everything can be explained by science. Maybe not yet, but given time, it will. However, I also believe that we are not the only living planet in the multiverse, nor that we live in a universe. (Multi- , not Uni- ; there's a huge difference) There is no way we could possibly be the only feasible thing to have life! It just doesn't make sense that we could be completely alone in an infinitely large world that just goes on and on and on, to places we can't even see!

Anyways, I tend to ramble, as you've seen. I also tend to over-explain everything. x_x'

I have been a member of fanfiction for a good while, but I only just recently started to write fics, because I've reached a point where I need an outlet. I do not have a beta for two reasons - 1. I had a beta. They took two freaking weeks to reply with one chapter that had no revisions, no changes or edits, etc. Only a comment saying I should change my writing style. I ignored their comment, haven't replied to them, and don't plan to reply. 2. I know that my spelling is correct because I have an automatic spell-check, and I know that my writing is at least understandable, because I will read a chapter over and over, just to ensure I like the wording.

Current Stories:

Title: Ego Vivo
Fandom: Transformers
Universe: Bayverse/2007-2011 movies
Date of Publication: November 13th, 2011
Summary: It was only a truck. Just another semi in need of a new owner and a new paint job. Heh, if only it were that simple. But of course, I was that unlucky bastard who bought the truck, and discovered an entire universe of hell. M for language and justincase
Rating: M - Rated M for Language, Violence, and just-to-be-safe ;)
Status: DISCONTINUED - SEE " Chick VS Truck " BELOW

Title: Spare Tires ihxo
Fandom: Transformers
Universe: Bayverse/2007-2011 movies
Date of Publication: December 13th, 2011
Summary: It was pure accident. But the weapons specialist knew he would always be thankful that he DIDN'T keep a spare tire. IronhidexOC Rated T for now, may go up later.
Rating: T - Rated T for medium Language
Status: On Hold

Title: Mud Slide
Fandom: Transformers
Universe: G1 AU
Date of Publication: January 13th, 2012
Summary:“So what’s gonna happen to you?” “I’m being sent into the middle of nowhere for some slagged-up espionage mission. Basically a bunch of ‘bots slumming it up in the middle of the woods, getting dirty for no good reason, except to watch grass grow."
Rating:
T - Rated T for Language - WILL GO UP for Violence, Sci-Fi Gore, BG Character Death, and Suggestive Flirting (for color ;D)
Status: On Hold

Title: Chick vs Truck
Fandom: Transformers
Universe: Bayverse/2007-2011 movies AU
Date of Publication: November 13th, 2012
Summary: Chick VS Truck! ONE TIME ONLY, FIGHT FOR THE TITLE! WINNER TAKES ALL! If there was one thing she never expected from a truck, it was a fight. But that was exactly what she had gotten out of this truck, from day one. But it didn't want an underground, back alley brawl. Oh, no. This truck was swinging for a championship match. OPxOC rating may change, no romance -yet-
Rating:
T - Rated T for Language, Violence, and "Red Shirt" Character Death
Status: In Progress - Slow on the updates

Coming Soon:

It Should've Gone Down Like This- Bayverse Transformers - T for language and relatively minor violence - Everybody has, at one time or another, imagined what they would've done if they were Sam. You know you did. We all did. And we all know we would've been smarter about what we did, how we reacted. Because it should've gone down like this.
Projected posting date: To be decided

Comments on the above:
Chick vs Truck is the revamp of Ego Vivo.
Ego Vivo has been discontinued.
Spare Tires and Mud Slideare on hold until further notice.

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Into the Painted Sky by Jazz's Girl reviews
An average girl. A world not her own. A mystery that she doesn't want to solve. A love that shouldn't have happened. Will life ever go back to being normal? Was it normal before? SunstreakerxOC Fluff and sarcasm. What better combination do you need? (Being Rewritten)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,960 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sunstreaker
Song Remains the Same by River Winters reviews
For Alex Winchester, normal has never been in the equation. Mute since the nursery fire, she grew up on the road chasing ghosts with her brothers and father. When her voice is inexplicably restored and the angel Castiel appears claiming to be her guardian, both of their lives change forever in ways that Heaven and Earth never expected. Cas/OFC - sisfic - S4 and on - AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 2,002,488 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Castiel, OC] Dean W., Sam W.
What Is Love? by Tkdoegirl reviews
Danny Dare has always been very independent. She's never needed anyone. Slen is... well, the Slender man. Once upon a time he'd needed someone, but he vowed never to fall in to that trap again. That was all just fine, until he saw her eyes. She had her eyes...
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,302 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 10/12/2013
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 413,222 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
Winter's Eve by SpookyFate reviews
Evelyn Winters is a promising college student and a great musician. Every weekend she goes deep into the woods to play her violin alone to clear her mind from her busy week. But something lurks behind the seclusion of the trees, watching her for the past five years...
Slender - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,269 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 2/17/2013 - [Slender, OC]
The Logic Puzzle by idkaname reviews
Sequel to Underdog (so you might want to read that first, but you can survive either way) in the movie version of TMNT. Kaitlynn Daws is only an artist with a pasion for the night sky. She can't fight, she can't hold her own even in an argument. But after the Foot forces their way onto her roof and the brothers step into her life, she steps into their world and finds her strength.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,547 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Underdog by idkaname reviews
Emily Fredricks, a kickboxer, has sought revenge for her friend's death at the hands of the Foot. When she is attacked by the Foot one night, the not-so-teenage turtles step in to help. But will emotions, hate or otherwise, get in the way? movie version
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,055 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Raphael - Complete
Adventure Time With Altaïr by Mystic Blade reviews
Vivian's life takes a turn for the odd when she wakes in 12th century Jerusalem with no logic to explain it all. When she's unwillingly dragged along for Altaïr's new adventure for the pieces of Eden with Malik, she'll travel the world to find her own scientific answers. What mayhem awaits Altaïr's Crusade? Facing deadly enemies and wildlife, the adventure never ends. Post-AC1
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 537,197 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Altaïr, Malik, OC
Resonant Humanity by VortexEssence7 reviews
She wants to die. But, for some reason, he won't let her. Maybe he really does enjoy her suffering like he says. As she finds herself falling deeper, into the dark of hell, she can't help but realize that she doesn't mind it. He is far from caring. However he can't fight his addiction to her. Will they both become lost in each other?
Slender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 163,777 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013
The Human Prime by puppydoglove678 reviews
Artemis and her twin never saw eye to eye most of the time, but when the Cybertronian world becomes apart of their lives they are turned into sworn enemies and becomes apart of a war they could never dream of. Artemis must learn from her mentor deep inside her subconcious, Primus, and from the fellow members of team Prime in order to take down not only her sister, but Megatron.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 211,232 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Unicron, Primus
Transformers: Schism by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Ratio of 2 to 1 by CallMeOptimus reviews
Life is going decently for a woman who lives off on her own in Nevada. That is, until she receives a strange gift and an unexpected visit from a couple of strangers. A Sideswipe/OC/Sunstreaker story.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,467 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Sideswipe
Unbreakable by EvilBlackBunny reviews
It all went haywire when she found that car. Or, maybe, the car is who found her.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,141 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 7/7/2012 - OC
Always Watching by Dragon's-Maidens reviews
Why am I here? There is nothing for me to fix, nothing for me to save, and yet I'm here, why? What if I say something or do something wrong? Will time be forever altered? Modern girl in 1191 AD.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 206,618 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Altaïr
This is Not Happening by FanfictionForever24 reviews
Bailey Roberts was just a normal girl who'd seen the movies once and the cartoons. One night, suddenly, her whole life is turned upside down. A/N: course language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,997 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Optimus Prime, OC
A New Start by Recovering4life reviews
Casey didn't believe it was possible to be in love with two women at once. He'd been in love with Halli for years but he'd never planned on falling in love with Katie, the second youngest sister of Kelly Severide's. Casey/OC. Casey/Hallie. Over 42,000 views!
Chicago Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,431 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - [M. Casey, OC] K. Severide, Hallie - Complete
Valiant Spark by wolfwitch94 reviews
Sequel to Valiant Spirits. Follow Val as she fights M.E.C.H., battles Decepticons, deals with monsters, and gets one stubborn Optimus to accept his feelings. Her new life is anything but dull. Op/Oc
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,938 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Optimus Prime
Zirconium by Uniasus reviews
When Sam needed motivation for his daily run, he got chased by a Camaro with tinted windows.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 18,645 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Lightning by RaiMarshel reviews
The last thing she expected after quiting the military was to get a phone call from some agency that promised they could 'help her' with her ability. The second to last thing was falling for a red demon that always seemed to be able to pissed her off.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,834 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Hellboy
My Neighbour is a Spartan by Razzika reviews
The war is over, the Flood are dead and the Covenant dissolved. Now retired, John must find his place in the world. With a little help from a certain few, he will find peace, love, friendship and finally be able to live. Or will humanity need their savior back? OC/John. The Arbiter, R'tas, Hood and Cortana also make appearances. DISCONTINUED - a conclusion may appear in the future.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 168,609 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Dreaming a Reality by Mistress Megatron reviews
Two sisters lives are turned upside down when their transformers toys come to life, resulting in chaos, drama, and...romance?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 202,565 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 3/1/2008
37 More Things by TFSuperfan reviews
Based off of 37 Things by Prowlersgirl. What would happen if the Ark housed an elevator...? *ON SEMI-HIATUS*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,574 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Wheeljack, Jazz
Never judge a book by its cover by derpology reviews
A little oneshot I thought of randomly while playing Slender. Seriously, I have no idea where this came from.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Complete
This Angry City Belongs to the Rose by TMNTxMadness reviews
She knows no one will ever want her, she's nothing but a thug, a street kid. He knows that no one will ever accept them, no matter what they do, they're freaks, outcasts. Blaire never knew that kind of bond and neither did Raphael....until now.RaphXOC
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Raphael
Just Another Cinderella Story by PiraBats3 reviews
Yes, another Bruce/OC story.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 84,129 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bruce W./Batman
Protocols by elev reviews
Elizabeth Ruben would've been a corpse, would've never been found in that shipping container, if it weren't for a guardian angel she didn't even knew she had. AU. (Donnelly is alive and will be around in sequel.) Social commentary on themes in the show. (PTSD, hacking ethics and computer technology.) Realistic technobable by a geek. Shaw is around too. Strong focus on tech realism.
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,399 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - J. Reese, H. Finch, S. Shaw, Detective Carter - Complete
Already Dead by QueensGambit reviews
Madeline Simmons, a ghost from Reese's past reappears after being dead for five years. Now that she's returned will she stir up trouble or will her past catch up with her first? And how does she know Finch? Rewrite of original.
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - J. Reese
Child's Play by Tiger-Hime reviews
That stupid little plus had shattered my world. I couldn't do this. I couldn't keep this thing. My lover was a serial killer that targeted children. We couldn't do it. Or...maybe we could. Terrible summary. Last installment in the Oktoberfest trilogy! Read and review, loves.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013
Playing With Fire by xErikax reviews
Things were great for once in Jack's life, but then Dom came home from prison. She crossed him one time and it started a never ending rivalry between the two. She starts to develop feelings for Dom during the whole ordeal, but will she act on it? OC/Dom **LEMON WARNING**
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,851 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Dom, Han
While You Slept by Tiger-Hime reviews
I was his now. I was his proxy. He had saved me from the Killer. He swore on his life to keep me safe. But how could he save me from myself? Sequel to Oktoberfest. SlenderxOC. Read and review!
Slender - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,055 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Complete
Oktoberfest by Tiger-Hime reviews
"Do it," I whispered. My lips were moving but I couldn't hear my own voice. I started pulling at my hair. Eyes swimming with pain, my head tilted up and I looked at him. "Do it!" I screamed. SlenderxOC
Slender - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,927 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Complete
Fiddle of Gold Against Your Soul by CandyKaBOOM reviews
The only thing exciting about Aris' life is her painting. When she meets Batman and the Joker, she becomes taken with their dangerous natures. Joker wants to use her for his own ends but Bruce wants to win her heart. BruceWayne/Batman/OC and Joker/OC-ish.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,635 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - OC, Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Overdrive by KrazyMusician reviews
One fabulous medic, one thrill-seeking street racer. What's the harm in a bit of competition? KnockoutxOC TFP. More inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,938 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Knock Out
A Matter of Trust by ReeseLovesCarter reviews
Reese meets a mysterious woman while protecting his latest Person of Interest. Will she be the one to break down the wall he has built around himself? Rating for language and adult situations and then Lemons in later chapters will be rated M possibly .
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,526 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - J. Reese
No Good Deed by Wuchel1 reviews
In John Reese's experience, waking up inside the trunk of a speeding car was never a good sign.
Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,037 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - J. Reese, H. Finch, Lionel F., Detective Carter - Complete
Red and Blue KickAft by ThreeInOne reviews
AU, major Optimus OOC intentional. Meet Optimus Prime, smart alec, short-tempered, flirtatious, and slightly crazy leader of the Autobots. How are they going to adapt to this new Prime? Minor Optimus/Airachnid, major Optimus/Arcee and Starscream/Airachnid. Rated T for violence, character death, Cybertronian cursing, and suggestive material. I am taking reader plot submissions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,633 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Optimus Prime, Arcee
Exile by Zapwing reviews
Beaten and injured, an ill-tempered and shattered Soundwave would like nothing more than to be left alone. A certain human girl, on the other hand, has different ideas. . . Set after 'Triage'. Rated T for cursing and some violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,307 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Soundwave, Miko N.
The Monster You Made Me by TMNTxMadness reviews
Hellboy doesn't like the new addition the Professor brings to the BPRD, but doesn't know she's a connection to his past. A threat against Hellboy rises, and all hell breaks loose. The big question is, what makes a monster, and what makes a man? AUMovieverse OCXHB slight LizXHB rated M for language, adult themes and situations.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Hellboy
Caught in the Middle by Hope's Survival reviews
Selina Roth lost her parents in a car crash and is found by the Waynes on the side of the road. She grows up as a close friend of Bruce. What happens when she comes into contact with Batman? When the Joker starts to make a name for himself in Gotham, he targets the people who Batman is close to including Selina. Will Bruce tell Selina he loves her in time? Follows BB & TDK
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,766 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bruce W./Batman
Protect Me by That English Kid reviews
Matt Casey finds that a girl is saving the lives of people who are in incidents he is called out to. Will he be able to find her, or will she remain a mystery? Dennie Cooper is new to Chicago. Her tragic past makes her want to help people she sees in danger. But who is protecting her? Is it luck or something entirely different?
Chicago Fire - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - M. Casey
I'll Always Be There by ScreamGurl reviews
All there was that Prime had for a warning was a light...a bright blue light. He didn't think anything could get any worse. But when he looked at his reflection only to find a human staring back; that's when things began to get interesting...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 144,672 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Stranger Than Frisson by Fulminata Coil reviews
Lia is your ordinary stunt driver. That is until she gets behind the wheel of her latest car. She had no idea she was signing on to be a part of much more than a movie. M for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,300 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Wheeljack
A Slender Chance by Tkdoegirl reviews
When Sky Steele met Mr. tall, dark, and dangerous in the woods one day, she knew she was dead. So why was she still alive? "You interest me," he told her. But why? And Sky just can't figure out why she's just as interested in him too.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,021 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
The Fabulous Adventures of Pinkimus & Lavendertron by Ha-Hee Prime reviews
Crack! Prime has learned that tasteless paint colors will really freak out Megatron. Now, he's out to show the Decepticon Commander what he's been missing. UPDATE Now with new chapter: Botcon and Revenge!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Lies to Tell the Truth by Intrepid Inkweaver reviews
Reese used to like to draw, but it's been a very long time since he's done so for pleasure. After he starts working with Finch, he starts to draw again. It's not long before he realizes that he draws Finch more than he draws anyone else. The meaning behind that troubles him.
Person of Interest - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2013 - J. Reese, H. Finch - Complete
Curious By Nature by Gelly619 reviews
Getting by in life was tough enough for this young woman, but when the terror twins are thrown into her life how will she cope? Rewrite of Curiosity Hung the Hacker SidesxOCxSunny Rating for wiggle room.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,761 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Doctor's Orders by Lamminator reviews
Post TDK. Bruce Wayne and Batman get caught up in a domestic dispute...and they can't walk away from it. Bruce/OC-ON HIATUS
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,505 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bruce W./Batman
Nobody Does It Better by Badmecha007 reviews
After being stuck in the snow, Arcee and Optimus come back to base bearing...questionable marks. Renegade takes advantage of a great opportunity.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Arcee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Flower Girl by chronicxxinsanity reviews
Gai challenges Kakashi: whichever one of them can guess the name of the girl at the flower shop, gets to go on a date with her. No one knew what that one little challenge would uncover - surely not an illegal runaway in the form of a shy girl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,656 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Kakashi H.
Uninnocent by Lizix reviews
Sometimes things don't work out the way we want them to. Sometimes being killed doesn't mean you have to stay dead. Sometimes we all wanna stay in place, terrified. But sometimes we need to act, face our fears of the zombie apocalypse through a new world of fire, and resist. Because it's all you have left to do. OP/OC, multiple pairings, read warnings, rating may go up
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,488 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Optimus Prime
Fate is a Cruel Mistress by brohne reviews
June Darby faces her worst fears in the aftermath of the Autobot's defeat. She and Wheeljack must save the gravely injured Prime while staying one step ahead of Megatron. Rated T for violence and language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,468 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - June D., Optimus Prime - Complete
How to Be a Superstar by singingcagedbird reviews
Erin Harris is no ordinary female wrestler. She refuses to become a Diva, takes on the best of the WWE, and never backs down. She's got the fight in her, but she's learning every day...just how to be a superstar. Wrestling-centric with some romance.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 140,343 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/24/2010 - John Cena
Talon's Bridle by Era-Age reviews
She only knew horses: their hooves, mane, coat, diet... She didn't want to learn Assassins, but life as she knew it never smiled upon her. Altair/OC, rating may possibly change with future chapters.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,448 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Altaïr
Pint Sized by LeaderPinhead reviews
A death in a family often leads to the inheritance of material possessions. This normally doesn't include a box full of warring robots from a distant planet. Rated T for language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 252,685 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Bluestreak, Skywarp, OC - Complete
Lost by lildevchick reviews
Skywarp and Sideswipe find themselves stranded on an island somewhere within the infamous Bermuda Triangle. How can two bots on opposing sides hope to survive long enough for rescue when even the island itself is working against them? ON HIATUS.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,574 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sideswipe, Skywarp
Messages from the Fans by inkdragon13 reviews
"Why did you come here?" "Oh, that's easy! We are here to deliver messages to you all from your millions of fans!" Two girls show up in the base from the Ground Bridge and have more than a few surprises for the Autobots! If you could say, ask or give anything to the Autobots, what would it be?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,555 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Ratchet
A Sue to end All Sues by PaDiYaFLAME reviews
Punished for trolling sues, follow a not so normal girl and her best friend from our world into the Transformers verse as she becomes a Mary-Sue against her will. Not to be too taken seriously. Warning: Language. Heavy OOCness. Mary-Sues.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,866 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Starscream
Murphy's Law by Ashana reviews
G1 AU Grace is guarding an abandoned, and possibly radioactive, bunker in the middle of nowhere. She doesn't know why, and she doesn't particularly care, but adventure has a funny way of sneaking up on those who want it least...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,824 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Optimus Prime, Prowl
My Fortress by KrazyMusician reviews
Survival brings people together in the strangest of circumstances, even a soccer ball to the face. M.E.C.H. is emerging in Tranquility, and stuck with an impulsive human under his watch, Optimus has a lot to handle. Slight AU, OPxOC, MikoxBulkhead, StarscreamxAlexis and others. Movie-verse/TFP/etc. blend.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Optimus Prime, Miko N.
How to Save a Life by MollyDarkheart reviews
Molly Lennox leads a very hard life after her dads death in the Air Force. With a little help from her Uncle Will and his secret Military friends I think she'll get along just fine.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime
When the Mechs Get Bored by JaAm reviews
Spike and Bumblebee return to the Ark to find a strange sight. The Autobots are all outside the ship, frozen in place. Was it the Decepticons? Wheeljack's immobilizer? Umm... no.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,440 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012
Home Front by Anonymous2004 reviews
Until now, Batman's only cared about taking out the bigshots of crime. But when a dedicated woman gets caught up in his current crusade, both he and Bruce Wayne will discover where crime and tragedy begin: on the home front. Post DK. Bruce Wayne/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 399,975 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
The Playlist of Madness by wolfwitch94 reviews
Sequal short story to Zig-zag and Cabin Fever. Megatron returns to find Orion Pax gone and the Nemesis in a state of chaos from a strange virus. Unfortunately for the 'Cons, the fun is only just beginning as Ziggy's virus plays out some funky beats and drives the crew of the Nemesis up the walls.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Megatron, Knock Out - Complete
Mad World by DemonSurfer reviews
He is alone in the desert, and the desert will kill him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Blaster, Soundwave
Burning Polaroids by anon182 reviews
Cynthia Bluhme is just your average photographer in Gotham City. Or, so she seems. But when a certain clown starts to dig up her past, will she be able to keep it covered? Or will someone have to swoop in and save the day? OCxBatman DISCONTINUED.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,779 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Blood of Innocence by writtenrhythm reviews
The heart of a killer is a hard one. After brutally murdering three of the COG's most prized doctors, Clarissa Rogers is thrown in The Slab to rot along with the effluent of humanity. Fighting to survive with the worst of the worst, she struggles to untangle the woven threads of her past, and the mystery of her imprisonment.
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,051 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Marcus F.
The Key by kyskhet reviews
The sound of her running steps bounced off the walls. Everything was dark, and she could hardly see where she was running anymore. AltairxOC Rated M to be safe!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,587 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Altaïr, Malik, OC
Curiosity Hung the Hacker by Gelly619 reviews
DISCONTINUED, BEING REWRITTEN! NEW STORY UP, CHECK MY PROFILE!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,985 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
is it just me, or is he losing it? by Domenic reviews
Knock Out wasn't there. Again. Post-"Crossfire." AU. UPDATE: Chapter Five.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,985 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Knock Out, Breakdown
I've Been Trucked! by theshadowcat reviews
Movieverse: an unsuspecting Sarah Lennox 'lends' Ironhide to her even more unsuspecting cousin. Will try to have this story lead into the second movie, but I'm not making any promises. Please R&R.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,485 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Ironhide
PriMech: Side Chronicles by UlurNaga reviews
This will be a collection of Oneshots centred around characters/concepts that did not make it into my story Primary Mechanisms. Probably need to read the story to understand it. Later chapters may change Rating/Genre. First Chapter Pairing is Optimus/OC.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Optimus Prime
Newton's Universal Law of Gravity by Marilyn Cane reviews
"There's candid picture of the two of them in the parking lot of the Boston convention, his arm around her shoulders, faces turned to each other, and she looks like she's in mid-laugh. And even if they aren't in love, they certainly look it." Tony/OC
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Arrow To The Knee by Copyright-Prime reviews
Crack-fic to vent my hatred for Sentinel Prime. Takes place at the formal scene where Optimus tries to give the Matrix to the Old-Spock-voiced prime. Rated for some language and tiddly bit of violence. And yes, I totally used ATTK in this. No pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Optimus Prime, Sentinel Prime - Complete
Valiant Spirits by wolfwitch94 reviews
Because of a supernatural ability, Valerie Darby has been forced to live away from her mother and brother. But now she must use her powers to rescue the amnesiac Optimus and stop Unicron before the Matrix fails. OP/OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,779 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
I Am a Superstar by Kuraki-chan reviews
Five friends, all lunatics in some way, get sucked into the YGO-verse. Nothing can possibly go good. How are they even friends, anyways? Quite a crackfic. Based on me&my friends. R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,077 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
There's a First Time for Everything by The Official Demonator reviews
Ratchet has gone through many trainees when it came to the medical field and he's about fed up with them all. When Will informs him there's yet ANOTHER, he soon finds out that she is more than meets the eye. More than likely going to be a Ratchet/OC.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,552 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Documentary Evidence by caitreylove reviews
An ambitious young filmmaker is determined to make a documentary about Batman. When she captures more than she intended on film, she finds herself fighting to protect what she sought to expose, even as the criminal elements of Gotham close in around her.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,461 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bruce W./Batman
Librarian Love by The Bubblicious Genius reviews
Requested by Mrs. Optimus Prime. Takes Place After Dark Of The Moon. Amelia Has Worked As An Archivist For N.E.S.T Since It Was Established. What Will She Do When She Gets To Meet The Autobot Leader That She's Only Ever Read About In Her Files? NEW AND IMPROVED! (Less Typos...Hopefully None Now)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,208 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Optimus Prime
This Means War by RaiMarshel reviews
The challenge has been made and the battle will begin. RAI LIGHTNING AND HELLBOY ONESHOT!
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Hellboy - Complete
The Evil Side Of Prime by autobotgirl12328 reviews
Optimus Prime seems to be the one bot on the whole ark that isn't a prankster or a prankee. One morning he gives up to the good guy act and desides to have some fun. First a prank on the pranksters themselves! What could happens next?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,445 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Are You Ready? by NatureGirl52180 reviews
For some football? It's Playoff season and Optimus just isn't going to get any work done. TF:Prime
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete
A Productive Saturday by NatureGirl52180 reviews
TF Prime: Those kids are watching way too much television at the base . . .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
The Medic's Apprentice by Faecat reviews
When Sunstreaker had gone too far one too many times, where does Ratchet go to get some help in doling out a bit of punishment? The local auto shop. Rated for some language. One shot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Department of Archives by Freebooter 4Ever reviews
The Department of Archives never garnered much attention - until it merged with Applied Sciences. Lyn, a poor artist-turned-archivist is swept into a life full of mystery, intrigue and danger when her world collides with the Caped Crusader. Bruce/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 196,063 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman
Getting to Know You by Vaeru reviews
Oneshots. It takes some getting used to, hanging around mutant ninja turtles. "The VCR blinks 12:00 in a never-ending beat, but the television is off, and April blinks blurrily into the darkness, wondering briefly of where and why."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - April O'Neil - Complete
Zigzag and Cabin Fever! by wolfwitch94 reviews
Also known as Songs That Piss Off Decepticons. Short side story to Valiant Spirits. While Val searches for Optimus, Ziggy has a little fun with the Nemesis' computer. Warning: involves some annoying songs.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Knock Out, Soundwave - Complete
A Love Forever Sorrowful by SomeOneYouDon'tKnow LOLZ reviews
There were no words exchanged as the two embraced each other - each sharing feelings and just plain relieved. I smiled as I watched them. I watched the couple grow to hate, love, and die - only to be reunited once again. Quick Angst One-shot, SunnyXOC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
Everybody Needs Somebody by The Official Demonator reviews
It's not every day Optimus Prime needs somebody to stand up for him. Then again, there's always room for an exception. Optimus/OC friendship. Oneshot! T for language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Sojourner by Sulhadahne reviews
A truck driver is hired to take a beat up Peterbilt halfway across the country... but this truck is more than meets the eye. What starts as a three day delivery becomes a life changing experience. Optimus/OC, TF:Prime
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,304 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Silas
Need by StupidBolts reviews
He'd forgotten how much he needed Orion Pax. Oneshot. Any begging for more chapters will be promptly ignored.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Just Friends by Foxbear reviews
June has to think fast when her coworkers call her out on some odd behavior.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/11/2011 - June D., Ratchet - Complete
Beneath the Cover of Another Perfect Wonder by isawrightless reviews
Altair has three smiles with three different meanings. post game
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Altaïr, Maria T. - Complete
Bitter Leaves and Blossoms Bright by callalili reviews
The Hashshashin, I would learn, do not kill with blades alone.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 95,908 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Altaïr
The Roll by Darth Krande reviews
Little "brother truck time" somewhere around DotM. The drabble challenge was to write "one TF's hands and possibly some other parts being all over another TF's body - without making it slash". So they're just falling. Poor Sentinel.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Understated by Cyndi reviews
What makes someone a hero? Optimus and June have a little chat, and the subject comes up. ONESHOT
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2011 - June D., Optimus Prime - Complete
Size Matters by Ha-Hee Prime reviews
WackyCrackyFun. Megatron begins to realize that their being of equal height is VERY important to the Prime. Shenanigans ensue, and Elita is called in to give her expert opinion. Glee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
An Angel In My Mind, A Devil In My Bed by EitsrikR reviews
Mag wasn't like most people. She stuck out, and now she's caught the attention of two completely different men. Already unsure of herself, Mag has a decision she's not sure she can make. Bruce/OC/Joker. Please review!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
And So It Goes by CarlieHitachiin reviews
Sari Sumdac was flung into a space brige by accident, and when she wakes up on the Diego Garcia base, everything is more than meets the eye. And all she ever wanted was just to go back home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sari S., Bumblebee
No Spare Change by Ever-After-Thy-Love reviews
"Did you just see The Gobbler shoot that kid with a coke can!" "No?" "….I'm gonna go check it out!" It had sat there for a month now, no one paying much head because of its label, because. Who really pays attention to a machine labeled "Out of Order."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011
I Think They Call It Blanketfic by White Aster reviews
Two Autobots are trapped in a cave-in. "I think I read a fanfic like this once..." Jazz thinks... Written for the competition fun LJ community's first theme challenge. No real pairings, just a touch of meta.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Jazz, Ironhide - Complete
Just Another Day at the Office by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Yes Sir, I promise I will have the safety on next time when I have my rifle in the Rec-Room."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Prowl - Complete
Playing with Fire by TammyCat reviews
Whoever said, 'All was fair in love and war' should be shot. Rating will change.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,243 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Sideswipe
Unexpected Encounters by Queen of darkness.xo reviews
Lt.Fleming is a devoted marine who's only goal is to stop the covenant at all costs. On one of her missions she meets the infamous Master Chief who soon learns Lt.Rachel Fleming isn't everything she appears to be They have a lot in common. MC x OC
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,053 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Master Chief/John-117
Ms Babysitter vs Mr Truck by GlitchGirl23 reviews
Sarah has a job once more, Will has to keep going to horrible meetings to keep NEST operational. Decepticons still prowl about so Ironhide cannot be Annabelle's sole care taker, leaving only one option. A babysitter. Let's see what happens :3
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 132,909 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Jolt, Ironhide - Complete
Bully by Raven-of-Moraea reviews
While Bumblebee's off on a mission, Ratchet finds himself to be the only available ride for Rafael after school. When the medic shows up a little late, he finds that Raf wasn't the only one still there once everyone else had left. The medic had heard Vince's name mentioned in the children's conversations before...and it had never been anything good...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Ratchet, Raf E. - Complete
Prime Suspect by UlurNaga reviews
Oneshot. It was over. Earth's government were complying with the Decepticon terms and agreeing to exile the Autobots. The night before their due departure, can one N.E.S.T mechanic give him a reason to stay? Optimus/OC. Rated for sexual implications.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
The Only One in a Mask by KrisEleven reviews
Gordon stood and stared. Not at the unconscious bodies the fleeing men had left behind, but at the face Batman's mask had covered. How could the Dark Knight of Gotham be this man?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon - Complete
As the Clock Ticks by HURRICANE'Hannah reviews
Tell Me I'm Dreaming Universe. Three solar cycles, seventeen joors, fifty-nine cycles and fifty-six nanoclicks. That's how long Ironhide refused energon or recharge in order to watch over Melanie.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Ironhide - Complete
First Kill by FeatheredFiend reviews
•'Ratchet, Ratchet', 'look at me', 'can you hear me'• SideswipeRatchetSunstreaker χPre-Movieχ
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Narcissist Battlefield by D i v i n e.D e s t r o y e r reviews
"I am the most beautiful Cybertronian!" "Like pit you are," he spat while wrestling the Autobot. — Knock Out VS Sunstreaker.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Knock Out, Sunstreaker
Encounters of the Giant Alien Robot Kind by EloraVashara reviews
CRACK. Miko is on a walk when she runs into Knockout. Trouble and...gossip...ensue? Perhaps Knockout just needs someone to confide in, and Miko just has a girly side that needs to get out sometimes!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Knock Out, Miko N. - Complete
Pierced by Eloeehez reviews
Just a bit of crack based off an image on DA. Ultra Magnus with a glossa piercing. Serious crack indeed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Ultra Magnus - Complete
Detours and Secrets by SavvyEnigma reviews
He first discovered it when he was confined to his quarters on medical leave. It was so relaxing, so peacefully easy to do, it didn't take long before he was addicted. He just never expected anyone to find out about his guilty little secret. Tjustbecause.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Optimus Prime, Prowl - Complete
A Day out of Autobot Life by Randomus Prime reviews
Channel FSHit wants to make documentary on the Autobots' daily life. "So, Prime, why did you agree to this in the first place?" "They sent me an e-mail. I thought I was talking to Oprah …" Crack!Fic, mentions of slash, mild language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Rainy Days by daughter-of-Myou reviews
Dumped by Mikaela, unable to find a job in the city, and stuck indoors due to a sudden downpour, Sam is melancholic. Ever loyal and concerned for his human friend, Bumblebee attempts to cheer him up by taking him out for a drive. Pre-DotM; one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Transformers:Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by RedEyesOnTheHorizon reviews
Has your Ratchet broken? Thinking of ordering a First Aid? Read all about how to ensure maximal enjoyment of your transformer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,828 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Today, Tomorrow, Forever by AutobotKuro reviews
In a distant future, the war has ended and the All Spark restored to Cybertron. Bumblebee pays a visit to Sam, and remembers the events leading up to his sacrifice. All Spark!bot!Sam Bee/Sam
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Familiar Touch by NeverMineToHold reviews
A quiet moment of unconditional trust in the med bay, when one mech is down... H/C; Angst
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/18/2011 - [Optimus Prime, Prowl] - Complete
Gender Issues by Unconventional-Creator reviews
G1, with OCs. Despite having no official 'genders', Cybertronians have suspiciously human views on the subject...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2011
Mess by Unconventional-Creator
G1 one-shot with OCs. Organization is a useful life skill that Dragonsbane doesn't seem to have...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bluestreak - Complete
Wrath by Unconventional-Creator reviews
G1 one-shot with OCs, and my first real foray into fanfiction.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Human by HURRICANE'Hannah reviews
"Why are you out so late, Human?" He heard a sigh. "Annabelle." "What?" Another sigh, "My name is Annabelle." "Why would I care what your designation is, Human?"
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Annabelle L., Barricade - Complete
Unexpected Gift by HURRICANE'Hannah reviews
"From what I have studied, females of your race suffer quite a bit." "Geez Optimus, you make it sound like we keep them as slaves." "No, but I believe it is no coincident that female menstruation beings with the word men."
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/18/2011 - W. Lennox, Sarah L. - Complete
Snow by HURRICANE'Hannah reviews
Snow n. Frozen precipitation in the form of white or translucent hexagonal ice crystals that fall in soft, white flakes. "Inconvenient frozen ice crystal particles,"
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Annabelle L., Ratchet - Complete
Cybertron by HURRICANE'Hannah reviews
"Ironhide, do you miss Cybertron?" "Yes, ah miss Cybertron very much." Just then, the most painful whisper filled his audio receptors. "Would you go back if you could?"
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Ironhide, Annabelle L. - Complete
Google It by HURRICANE'Hannah reviews
The questions had gone fine until he popped 'the question'. Now she was staring blankly at a large robot whom was clearly hundreds of years older than her, trying to find her lost voice. "Google it,"
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Mikaela B., Ratchet - Complete
Button! by Molten-Ashes reviews
That yellow button should have had a 'Do Not Press' sign above it...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Gender Bender by optimus prime 007 reviews
A freak accident causes the consciousnesses of Optimus Prime and Elita One to switch bodies. Basically, Optimus gets stuck in Elita's femme body and Elita gets stuck in her mech's body. Let the mayhem begin! Be warned this is a totally cracked fic!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,113 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Optimus Prime, Elita One
Need Some Green? by ThunderScythe reviews
It's St. Patrick's Day and Mirage refuses to wear any of that silly green. Oh Mirage, how foolish of a decision...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Mirage - Complete
Simply Crocheting by Yami-Yugi3 reviews
G1 A certain Second in Command gives into maternal programming and the whole base thinks he's crazy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2011 - [Prowl, Jazz] - Complete
Sunstreaker's Top Ten Pick Up Lines by ice around the moon reviews
Sideswipe comes across blackmail gold.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Presence Of Mind by Sonya Omun reviews
Even after millions of stellar cycles, Soundwave should have known better than to let his guard down around Megatron. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2011 - [Soundwave, Megatron] - Complete
Battle of the Idiots by Blatherskite3 reviews
Simmons vs Galloway. The ultimate stand-off is about to go down. -Post RotF-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Galloway, R. Simmons - Complete
The Horror That Is Youtube by Blatherskite3 reviews
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe plus YouTube equals... Well, let's just say it isn't pretty. -2007/G1-
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Pull Up, Pick Up by tanyart reviews
Night shifts at the McDonalds' Drive-Thru. Altair/Malik, AU.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Of Saved Citizens and Bumbling Idiots by Kirrae reviews
A short drabble about the consequences of saving the female citizens of Jerusalem. "BUT- but... she kissed me" Altair/Malik. 604 words.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Well, This is Different by thedinoknowsall reviews
My first. Be gentle. OC-centric. A mysterious lab accident leads to 15 Autobots to come to our world. Why are they here? What happened? Aren't they supposed to be a cartoon? The boundaries between universes seem to be getting a little fuzzy...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 25,876 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/30/2010
If Only You Knew by Imaginary-Warrior reviews
This is a one shot from a story I'm about to do that will be called "I'm More Than You Know." Annie knew that Gotham would be a different place after Batman, but she didn't figure that she would change because of him too. Bruce/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Racism by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
Set in G1, 1980s. Jazz and Blaster encounter racism for the first time. Please read Author's notes BEFORE reading story. COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jazz, Blaster - Complete
Need by Ossiana of the BPRD reviews
Dr. Katherine Hayward comes to work at the B.P.R.D. as a research assistant to Abe. Things will get interesting as she adjusts to her new job and comes to know a certain red ape. Movie/comic-verse. HellboyOC.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,760 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Hellboy
The Way to a Better Life by kimgray reviews
Mollie ran away from her abusive husband when she feared for her life. She found a job with the WWE and is soon thrust into the world of sports entertainment. What happens when she sees WWE's biggest star nursing a broken heart, just like her? Cena/OC
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 123,469 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - John Cena
One Way or Another by glitterypony reviews
Alexel's always looked at him, and he's always looked at her, but neither of them knew that. Add a bit of roadblocks such as her sister Jedi, hesitation, Decepticons, energy sources, and hey, you get unrequited love during battle. Optimus/OC. DISCONTINUED.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,441 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Optimus Prime
Power Trip by Botosphere reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Ratchet after he walked into the power lines in the first TF movie? You know you do! Under duress from Eowyn77's muse, the medic reveals all!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
Hush : Shout : Song by Sinead Rivka reviews
.:Movieverse:. Based off of my own observations at Botcon 2007. When we were first allowed into the room where Optimus sat waiting to receive us, what was really being said? Part Three: If he doesn't have someone to snark at, Ratchet clearly woolgathers.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Optimus Prime
37 things by I Give Headaches To Aspirin reviews
If the transformers had an elevator...?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Prowl, Megatron - Complete
Aftermath by lady-warrioress reviews
Prowl's brought back to life. But not in the way anyone expected. Now he must get used to his new body with a little help from Sari Sumdac. requested fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,360 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Prowl, Sari S.
Ancients by thedinoknowsall reviews
One-shot, G1 with slight TF:P influences. Any doubts can be erased with a good story from an old mech.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Optimus Prime, Alpha Trion - Complete
Tell Me by Left Eye Better reviews
As Sunstreaker lays beside Ironhide he muses on why he keeps returning to the homely warrior.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Ironhide, Sunstreaker - Complete
Skittles by InnermostEnergon reviews
Twins and Ratchet prank fic series! 1. The twins get a mysterious data pad with hilarious pranks on it. 3. The twins get a crate of...hats? 4. Prowl 'eats' a buttefly, and the twins and Jazz give him a pit of a time. 5. The Twins hold a puppet show!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,358 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet
Jux: The Napkin Manuscripts by Vol reviews
Oneshots for Vaeru's "Juxtaposition" series, or "Sparkbearer Saga" or what have you ... Evy has seen a bit of their world aboard Metellus. Now it's her turn to show the Autobots hers. Mostly set sometime during the Schism storyline.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
Great Minds Think Alike by thedinoknowsall reviews
G1/Ani Crossover. Suddenly -actually, right after a big battle with the D-cons- some bots around the Ark aren't acting like themselves. Or at least themselves in this universe... Now Complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,729 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
Dove by AutobotGirl6 reviews
Dove was an outcast, a freak of nature. All she has is God and Transformers. After leaving home, she finds that TFs are truly real! Now stuck in a war between good and evil, she must carry out her destiny and save the Universe before Dcons end everything
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,715 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009
The Eternal by AutobotGirl6 reviews
A girl with a troubled past gains an unlikely friendship with a Decepticon. In the end, in their darkest hour, they learn that their friendship, and more, will remain forever eternal. Bonds are tested, secrets unfold, and demons emerge. BaricadexOC 07film
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,919 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Barricade
Hints by Sakrea reviews
Jazz's med bay visit after the battle with Devastator and Menasor turns interesting... Jazz/Ratchet, IDW comic verse. Warnings: Mech kissing. This is the sequel to my story "Hope." Not necessary to read, but recommended.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Paperthin by TrainerJetfire reviews
bONESHOT/b It only takes Jetfire 20 minutes to notice the rebel femme that Optimus had hired to help them. Will he succeed in getting her attention? Jetfire x OC! Gift for a dear friend.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Jetfire
How to Speak Ratchet by Sergeant Duck reviews
I blame rum and a plot bunny held at gunpoint for this short "thing." Rated M for happy happy joy joy CMO cursing!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Ratchet
Your Song by br0flove reviews
Some danced, and others hummed along; and somewhere in the Ark; Prowl cried quietly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Prowl - Complete
Fragments by Ashana reviews
Formerly titled Paint Chips Jane just wanted a normal job as a patrol officer after moving with her family to Portland. Now she's found herself assigned to a special unit in the Boring Lava Fields of central Oregon...4th Chapter REWRITTEN!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,202 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009
Two Times Two by DaemonicKitten reviews
Two real world Trans-fans are simply hanging out one day, when they happen across a man driving a yellow Hummer. Immediately, friendships are struck, and the trio grow closer until... The entire world changes. S&M, Ironhide/Chromia, OC/Ratchet, OC/Jazz.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 171,856 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
IT Returns by Carlough reviews
Sequel to Optimus, Ant King. Oneshot crackfic. The Autobots and a few Decepticons highlight for us some overused plot devices and things that just don't work, no matter what you do. Ratchet is sassy, Prime is seductive, and Sideswipe is a scared panda.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Iron Giant by Yami-Yugi3 reviews
2007 Movie verse - While watching his charges one winter, a new Autobot arrived on Earth and some surprisingly information was known about the old Weapon Specialist, Ironhide.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,159 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Prowl, Ironhide
Family Or Love by Cenaforever1028 reviews
Nicole Orton, the youngest sister of Randy Orton has just joined the WWE. When she starts to fall for the one man her brother dispies, will she give into her feelings or hide them.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,845 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - John Cena, Randy Orton - Complete
Protector by Raven06 reviews
IronhidexOC Ironhide is assigned to watch over Sam and Bee during the school year to make sure the school wont be targeted by the remaining Decepticon’s. What will happen when he meets a girl having bullying problems?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,065 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Ironhide
Morning Tea by Lola Hard reviews
*Jazz/Maggie; postmovie 2007* Jazz asked Maggie a question over a cup of tea. What will be her answer? One-shot continued!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Jazz, Maggie M.
Little Rascals by optimus prime 007 reviews
One shots of Prowl and Jazz as younglings. In response to reading several fics of Prowl, Jazz, and Megatron's desk. Chapter one is my version of the combination. This fic had been closed but the bunny was resurrected! A new chapter has been posted.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
I'm Eighteen, Officer, I Swear by Teenage.Anomaly reviews
The battle is over, but the fun has just begun. She's still loud, she's still perverted, and now, she's packing firepower and working for the United States military. This can't end well. Set between movies. Second in the 'Katty' series.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,756 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - W. Lennox, Jazz
Come Back and Let Me Love You by AutobotStarlight reviews
G1 Jazz wants nothing more than to spend the morning with Prowl. Prowl didn't get that memo. Slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Bar Fight Brawl by Katfreak reviews
One femme didn't think she'd survive past this night...but one mecha changed her mind... Side Story of "Power Source", set during chapter 4. Mentions of OCs
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Fan Base by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
Optimus Prime finds that Sideswipe has an unusual trait in common with male humans who have achieved eight stellar cycles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Optimus, Ant King by Carlough reviews
This lovely crackfic oneshot spins the tale of Optimus and his love for ants, all the while including some of the worst clichés and bad fanfiction skills ever to grace the internet. If it's bad, it probably shows up here. Warning: Your eyes may bleed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Transformers: Transported Worlds by Super Metal Sonic reviews
G1/Animted crossover. A battle against the Decepticons causes a damaged space bridge to transport a number of transformers into the Animated universe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,964 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/6/2008
Blurr's Ticket by Haluwasa2 reviews
G1. Blurr gets a ticket, but what for? One-Shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Blurr - Complete
Idea Room by thedinoknowsall reviews
One-shot, G1. Wheeljack was ignored at the Academy because of his failures. Only the person who got close could see his greatest triumph.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Daddy, call a doctor! by Pontifex Maximus reviews
POST ROTF: Annabelle Lennox finds out that her goldfish is sick. Ratchet comes to the rescue.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Annabelle L., Ratchet - Complete
28 MOPs and a bucket of water by meteor prime reviews
A collection of 28 random stories about the pairing known as MOP or MegaOP- Megatron/Optimus. The first ones called Survivors. A mysterious power has destroyed all civilisation on Cybertron- or has it? What evil wishes them gone? Rating may go up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,585 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Anything I want by Savcat reviews
Sideswipe always got what he wanted and would always get what he wanted when he wanted it, as long as Sunstreaker was around to give it to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Don't Think You're So Great by Uniasus reviews
Trent's pissed at Sam for stealing Mikaela from him, so he plans some revenge. Starting with that brand new Camaro. 07verse
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,920 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Complete
PrefaceGrace by G1-fan-grl reviews
Sunstreaker was late comeing to earth. when he finaly gets there hes far from where he should be. can he really depend on the female fleshling to get him to the other autobots? and, more importantly, his brother?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Just Sit Back by thedinoknowsall reviews
One-shot, G1. Prowl does some thinking. And some realizing. In the med-bay. 'Nother silly plot bunny that jumped me.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Prowl - Complete
Earth Studies 101 by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Sparkbearer sidestory. Professor Evelyn Hughes is accustomed to teaching linguistics, but when one is friends with a crew of giant alien robots, one must be prepared to teach lessons of a very different sort. Drabbles and oneshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008
Stargazing by LonesomeMonster reviews
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. One-shot MC/M if you sqint
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Miranda K. - Complete
What're You Trying to Tell Me? by InsideofChaos reviews
It's a normal day for Prowl - until Jazz bursts in and suddenly it's...not...normal anymore. Because bad things tend to happen when Wheeljack builds something - anything. Plus, no one has really bothered to ask why there's a hamster in the Ark.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, Number 248 by Moonbeam's Predilections reviews
You know all those stories about Seekers in heat and going through breeding cycles? Well, Jazz didn’t. He does now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,570 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Snap, Crackle, Pop by ShyLight reviews
Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,877 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Decepticons:Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by RedEyesOnTheHorizon reviews
Cyclonus broken? Starscream being annoying more than usual? Look no further!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Cyclonus, Starscream - Complete
Leaders:Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by RedEyesOnTheHorizon reviews
Is your Megatron broken? Rodimus malfuctioning? Look no further because now you'll know what you're dealing with!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Memoirs of a Squishy by The Petulant Artist reviews
Movie-verse: My mission- To cause my brother a life time of annoyance... My dream: To eat a million hershey bars... What happened: Bad ass robots... and a hellva lot of gun action, swearing and gore for all!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,808 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Doctor's Orders by Jalaperilo reviews
Never miss a doctors appointment, especially if your doctor is Ratchet. Humour.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Prime Numbers and Primes by Starscream-CharSiew reviews
This is what happens when Prowl gets too involved in a teenager's homework. Did I mentino Jazz was around too?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
Chainsaw My Heartstrings by RageInBloom reviews
Your typical Gears of War fanfic. Raven is a sniper who gets her way into Delta squad and adores Marcus Fenix, despite his constant refusals. Lots of violence/fightin. Set at the end of the first game. Will probably follow the story of the second.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Marcus F.
Ghost Town by carnageincminor reviews
COMPLETE. Crime is universal. Alex leaves one hellhole for another and hopes that a change of address is enough to hold them off. No particular timeframe but closer to BB than TDK. Batman/OFC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,115 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
When Decepticons are Bored by Starbee reviews
It all started with a sunny day, a bored Skywarp, and everything going downhill from there.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Skywarp
To Catch a Thief by VoodooQueen reviews
By request, the sequel to 'It Takes a Thief'. Circumstances once again draw our characters together. Will they finally be able to find happiness together or will complications doom them to a life apart? Be nice people...sequels scare me...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,012 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 8/31/2008
Passenger by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
G1, oneshot. On a dark night, Prowl and Bluestreak offer a human a ride home. But Bluestreak is positive that this human is one of those infamous “phantom hitchhikers,” and the human’s creepiness isn’t helping.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bluestreak, Prowl - Complete
Give Up by br0flove reviews
IH/R: "You want that life, Ratch?" The medic nods silently, "then you gotta fight for it.."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Ironhide, Ratchet - Complete
Sunstreaker's Got Humans by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunstreaker is still learning to put up with humans. What happens when a bunch of humans decide to get to know him on a whole different level? Rated for my very twisted sense of humor.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sarah L., Sideswipe - Complete
Nothing's Gonna Harm You by Mrs. Optimus Prime reviews
A young woman just graduated from high school runs away from home and encounters an Autobot names Ironhide. He takes her to the Autobots and she gets to know them. But she hides a dark secret. No one knows. First IronhidexOC fic. No flames please.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,404 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
28 things about Soundwave no one ever knew by MISCrasyaboutfanfics reviews
I decided to do the 28 character challenge and decided to do it on Soundwave, since I knew he'd be difficult to do since you rarely,if ever, see another side to him. Yes, some chapters will tie in together. Thanks to those who have reviewed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 17,012 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Soundwave - Complete
Where Was Barricade? by DaemonicKitten reviews
Why was it, when you see Barricade rushing into the Mission City Battle in Transformers, he suddenly seems to disappear? I didn't once see him at the final battle, did you? Here's a possible reason. Total nonesense, randomness, humor. PLETE
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Barricade, Mikaela B. - Complete
Get Shorty by Lady of the Lost and Found reviews
Movieverse - As the Autobots wait in vain for a response from the Heavens, an old story that has been circulating on the net for years has caught Prime's attention. Sam and co. are sent to see if the rumors of a living mechanical being are true or a hoax.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008
Hard Disk Failure by Mistress Megatron reviews
It just seemed like everything in life was failing her, and all she wanted was for him to understand just how much pain she was in. One-shot. RatchetxOC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
Sparkling Days by DragonFlyDevi reviews
Sucky title, I know. Your well known, and beloved bots in their youngling years. suggestions are welcome
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Rust by Uniasus reviews
O7 verse. There are moments where even the best guardian can't do anything, can't even see it coming. Deathfic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
The Insanity Code by ocean's pebble reviews
“Sunstreaker doesn’t exist, Sideswipe. The sooner you accept that, the better it will go for us all. Don’t you want to be sane again, Sideswipe?” slight AU. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Reflections of Childhood by taser10000 reviews
The one thing Dr. Catherine Elizabeth Halsey never wanted was children, what happens when she finds herself the guardian of seventy-five curious and hyper little boys and girls? Hilarity commences.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2009 - C. Halsey, Master Chief/John-117
Showers and Revelations by curse-of-the-cat reviews
Mirage likes Jazz. Jazz likes Mirage. What's it gonna take for our favorite saboteur to get the noble to admit it? Jazz/Raj
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Jazz, Mirage - Complete
A Truck Mystery by Emory Lee reviews
Sarah Lennox thinks there’s something strange about Will’s black truck. Ironhide isn’t too good at staying hidden. Ratchet’s no help either. Ironhide/Ratchet
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Ironhide, Ratchet
To Save a Spark by Demon's Rose reviews
Post'07. When her dreams become more than just visions and her summer goes to hell, what will Cassie do when she learns that she could possibly save a lost Spark? Ch. 20: Cassie meets some "in"famous Autobots and things go downhill from there....
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,401 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 8/29/2007
Parental Responsibilities by Gixxer Pilot reviews
Lennox gets the strangest late night phone call of his life from the last person in the galaxy he expected it to be from. Oneshot and complete.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2009 - W. Lennox, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Sexual Harassment Course by DaemonicKitten reviews
Optimus and several other Autobots are requested to attend a Sexual Harassment class, but in the end don't really end up learning all that much. Canon pairings, and some hints of Arcee/Sides. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Statistic by Kathrine reviews
SG verse. 65 million dead and counting. It's only a tiny fraction of their population, right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Megatron - Complete
Drabbles of All Kinds by Heartless-Jazz reviews
A collection of drabbles including characters such as Prowl, Jazz, Barricade, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp, and many others. Most of this will be very ProwlxJazz heavy since they are my favorite pairing. SLASH WARNING
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Jazz
Broken Spark by TehMarishal reviews
One-shot. Prowl caused a girl to get hurt in an accident on the road. He and Ratchet are determined to help her. But once they do, they discover something very unexpected. Please R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Prowl, Ratchet - Complete
Hurricane of Color by astronomylover reviews
Ratchet never expected that leaving the medbay after a triple shift could result in this. Ratchet/OC - taken from the "Catch A Falling Star" 'verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
Til All Are One by The Perfect Spell reviews
G1, Post TFTM. Going through Ratchet's old things, the Twins stumble upon a notepad addressed to them. TwinsxRatchet. Now a twoshot!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
My Life Is Anything But Simple by SeiraMizu reviews
A rich girl who ran away from home gets caught up in the Transformers war. Can she and her friends survive while finding love on the way? This story is now rated M.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 69,851 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
To Be Real by Rob Lockster reviews
G1; What to do when your ride's late? What about when your confronted by holograms, and you think they're humans? Let's go find out, shall we?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
You're Funny, You Know That? by OrianPrime92 reviews
Sequal to curse-of-the-cat's 'A Happy Damn'. Read that first! Takes place immediately afterwards. TF G1: Ratchet has just about had it with Jazz crashing Prowl's CPU. But when he uses a new word, Wheeljack can't help but point out how funny he is.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
The Wonders of Transformers Wiki by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz found a new favorite website. Ironhide despises his description, Ratchet loves his, Optimus is in denial, everyone loves Bee, and for some reason Jazz keeps getting laughed at. Typical off-day on base. Pretty cracky.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Jazz, Optimus Prime - Complete
The secrets we keep by glompmeXD reviews
A short story about Soundwave and what happens when he discovers mysterious behavour by Starscream and his trine mates.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Hero by Mrs. Optimus Prime reviews
One of Mikaela's best friend gets caught in the end of the Transfomers war. She gets saved by an Autobot and slowly starts to fall in love with him. movie spolier please review!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,820 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Lucky by Calliope693 reviews
Post 2007 movie. While struggling to find her own path to life, Lucky finds herself caught up into an intergalactic conflict of epical proportions. All because she repaired a trashed silver Pontiac...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,850 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Jazz - Complete
When In Doubt by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
We all know there's nothing quite like Autobot drama, especially if you're a femme dressed up like a mech. Thanks to: Okami-chan, P.A.W.07, and Litahatchee. UPDATE: It's over, but it's just the beginning.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 200,546 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Ratchet
23 PJO Quotes by PercabethIsSupreme reviews
23 funny quotes from all PJO books *Disclamer* Not a story. just a list. A small list.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Ravage Goes Crazy by Arctic Banana reviews
Soundwave sadly forgets that sleep is a thing of the past when you have a cat in the house.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Fan Fiction by Kurieo Parnok reviews
Due to a technological glitch, Shockwave and Blitzwing find themselves with in our world and are soon introduced to the horrors of fandom.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,126 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Blitzwing, Shockwave - Complete
A Collection of CrackFics II by Arctic Banana reviews
Everyone's favorite Transformers are back for more zany crackiness. Contains a lot of insomnia-induced insanity. Read at your own risk...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009
Harassment by Aina Riddle reviews
Megatron decided to harass Sam through IM's, he didn't expect for Sam to harass back. Pure humor with, maybe, a dash of plot. There will be oocness as I doubt Megatron would actually do this. Slash warning. Co-written with Marmee Noir.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Megatron, Sam W.
Coded Messages by Rob Lockster reviews
ROTF; One-shot. Kaylana is confronted by Optimus, and is apparently supposed to save the world. How is she going to handle it all?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Fangirls of Awesomeness by Clumsy Peg reviews
Semi-sequel to Fangirls of Doom. This time, its the Autobots' turn. Written by popular demand. Probably could be one rating lower, but T just in case.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Double, Double by masterctarl reviews
TFA, One-Shot. Prize fic for Stormx. Post-Season 3, the Jettwins find themselves in Ratchet's repair bay after an accident. While "thinking about what they did", they meet another pair of twins who knew the old medic long ago.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jetfire, Jetstorm - Complete
Wingspan by Ranting Flamer 2060 reviews
Bluestreak has developed an attraction to a certain set of Seeker anatomy.. However, he is not the only bot who has taken notice of other mechs wings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Thundercracker, Bluestreak - Complete
Tamaranean Rhapsody by Saint H reviews
To the Mall of Shopping! With Robin out of town, Starfire needs someone to mall crawl with, Cyborg volunteers. He has no idea what he's got himself into. Just was does she do at all those trips to the mall?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Starfire, Cyborg - Complete
Pour Some Sugar On Me by MakeACircuitWithMe reviews
When a human girl visits the lake and finds she's being watched, she decides to have a little bit of fun with the culprit. Human x Mech. Multiple TF characters. ***READ & REVIEW - LET ME KNOW SO I CAN MAKE MORE***
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Complete
A happy damn? by curse-of-the-cat reviews
Prowl comes up with a new saying, and confuses Jazz. How did he manage that?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Why Barricade Wasn't In RotF by Arctic Banana reviews
Two theories on why everyone's favorite movie-verse police cruiser failed to make an appearance in Revenge of the Fallen, because I know we've all been wondering why.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Crashing by Warrior Queen 21 reviews
What did the twins do that forced Optimus to crash Prowls CPU? Read and find out...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Rowan by mataulvr reviews
the last story of my series of getting the Autobots girlfriedns, the last but not least is Jazz, he meets a girl named Rowan and sparks fly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,517 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Fangirls of Doom by Clumsy Peg reviews
Megatron's worst nightmare...fangirls. His Decepticons don't do much to make things any better. Definitely a crackfic, written as a gift.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
A Road Paved in Friendship by Cyndi reviews
She could remember asking him to tell her the same thing, and now he needed to hear it from her. .o OptimusxMikaela, takes place after RotF and my fic Between Mind and Heart. o.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/4/2009 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
The Phoenix by flarey phoenix reviews
When one of Wheeljacks creations actually survives its first hour, he's ecstatic... but what problems can occure from having a bird-like transformer on base....?... a lot. OCx?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Wheeljack
Adventure, YES! by Arctic Banana reviews
After Bumblebee's pet goldfish dies, he, along with Jazz, Arcee, and Optimus Prime, set off on an epic journey to save his fish from the Reaper. DISCLAIMER: Contains 78% Insanity
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
Sideswipe's Dilemma by Hot Rod's Girl reviews
Just as the title says! G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
Urban Legends by AutobotGirl6 reviews
The Autobots & Decepticons decide to explore differnet Urban Legends that have accumaulated through human history. Who knows what scary and funny things they will find? Bloody Mary, The Death Car, and more legends shall be revealed by our favorite robots!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009
The Rec Room Incident by DaemonicKitten reviews
Why are the humans always told not to rough house or play around, when it comes to the Autobots? Why are we always told to be careful? Maybe this is why. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE. Sam/Mikaela
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Air Force One by Mistflyer1102 reviews
The 401st was an elite U.S. Air Force squadron that was called to duty at Mission City. As the hunt for the perpetrator of the attacks begins, F-22 pilot Alexis Preston begins to suspect that the new recruit to the base knows more than he is letting on.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 191,722 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Starscream - Complete
Friendship and Gratitude by Shadowrend reviews
Seeing him being crushed beneath a Tank caused him to lose control.NOT SLASH!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Arbiter, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Arrival by SeekerFreefall reviews
Movieverse. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are twins - so why is this silver Corvette calling himself Sideswipe, especially with no Sunstreaker to be found? No pairings, one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Where Art Is Helpful by Seiberwing reviews
A set of familiar faces shows up to Bulkhead’s art exhibition, and Bulkhead has no idea how to handle him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Blitzwing, Bulkhead - Complete
LOLOMGBBQ by anondecepticon reviews
One-shot. While surfing the human internet, Blaster discovers LOLspeak and decides to adopt it as his norm. Everyone is confused and/or irritated by this…except for one mech, who finds it very, very hot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Blaster, Soundwave - Complete
My Impressionable Doctor by Optimegwing reviews
Ratchet ends up watching Scrubs after an enforced break from Wheeljack; the twins end up paying the price for it. Yes I know I suck at selling this...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
You Little Idiot by themagentawolf reviews
“That was a med designed for little idiots like you that don’t understand the meaning of getting your arm checked out before it gets infected...” Ratchet/Ironhide, beware
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Ratchet, Ironhide - Complete
Love is Black and White by Fayola reviews
As my world revolves around Jazz and Prowl, this is dedicated solely to them. Its my little nesting place for all those tidbits that don't want to grow up and become real stories. Range of genres, ratings, and verses, none of which pretend to have a plot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,670 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Jazz, Prowl
Fireworks for Annabelle by Severia Ashling reviews
Annabelle Lennox wants fire works. Annabelle is going to get Fireworks. Ironhide obliges to his young charge.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Excerpt by Patronus Prime
Blaster finds love isn't what he thought. Blaster/OC Short, sweet and fluff filled. Excerpt from future fic, Black Blood.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Blaster - Complete
All Is Silent by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
After Optimus loses his voice, the world suddenly seems so quiet. Especially to Blaster. ::More Than A Leader series::
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Blaster, Optimus Prime - Complete
No Just No by Ranting Flamer 2060 reviews
Three drunk Seekers, and two cans of paint... one-shot crack -Complete-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Skywarp, Megatron - Complete
Honour the Canon by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
A Sue parody. 07Movie, not 09 compliant. From ‘verse to ‘verse, Bots change, Cons change, humans change, but one great evil remains constant. And now she is in Movieverse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Talk of Warriors by Wah-Keetcha reviews
Lennox and Ironhide talk about the future beside a fallen Optimus. If you haven't seen the movie this *might* be considered a spoiler fic, so yeah. read at your own risk.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Stuck on a Wall by Ranting Flamer 2060 reviews
What happens when two mechs get overcharged? Hilarity ensues. one-shot crack fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Jazz, Sideswipe - Complete
Rain by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Ironhide does some thinking during guard duty.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Ironhide - Complete
Someone To Watch Over Me by ncislove reviews
Sometimes you need someone to watch over you. Gibbs/Abby. Lots of 'maybes' and 'almosts' between the two. Now rated M. Now Complete.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 50,119 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Fleeting by Demented Inu reviews
It's the fleeting moments that we treasure most. Sideswipe/Sunstreaker.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Peep Wars by Ranting Flamer 2060 reviews
Pranking Ironhide has never been this sweet. one-shot crack fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Ironhide, Prowl - Complete
Once by palomino333 reviews
Swear By the Darkness sequel. "For whatever you couldn't do, Ratchet, I forgive you." He wanted her so badly, but could he live with the fact that he let her down so many times?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Arcee, Ratchet - Complete
Anniversary by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Ratchet remembers what he can never forget. Warning: Be advised, the theme is rather sensitive and depressing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
IronhideXRatchet Songs by Neku Bito reviews
Just like my OpxBee and ProwlXJazz ones only this time w/ Hide and Ratch
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Retro by Xenophobic Doll reviews
Soundwave decides he needs a cooler alt-form. Now with 10% more exploding heads! Oneshot, very short.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Soundwave - Complete
DriveThru by Xenophobic Doll reviews
Oneshot, very short. Sam teaches Bee that placing an order at a fast food joint is actually rocket science.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
All The World Is Waiting For The Sun by Arctic Banana reviews
It starts raining on a camping trip. Bumblebee's scared of thunder, Mikaela has the ability to assemble storm clouds, Sam's annoyed at Mikaela's ability, Barricade is ticked off by the squishies as usual, and Jazz just wants his leg back from Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
No Second Chances by DJ Winston reviews
A fugitive leaves Abby and a severely injured Gibbs to die. Can Abby figure out how to escape? Will they be found in time?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Satan's Camaro by Bookworm Gal reviews
Miles' theory on why so many things with Sam has changed. Even stranger than what really happened. Also, his idea of what Bumblebee is.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Miles L., Bumblebee - Complete
Babysitters Nightmare by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle is left with a baby-sitter, but they are both being watched by someone else. Goes with the "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Bully by Bookworm Gal reviews
A continuation of "Black Crayons,""Drawings," and "ParentTeacher Conference." A bully at school makes Annabelle angry.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
ParentTeacher Conference by Bookworm Gal reviews
Companion piece to "Black Crayons" and "Drawings". Essentially, Annabelle's parents and teachers talk about her behavior in class and a few oddities.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Backtalk by SeekerFreefall reviews
Movie-verse; Ironhide, Sarah Lennox. Ironhide learns why you never get a mom mad at you, for they have ways of making your life a complete hell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Sara L., Ironhide - Complete
Drawings by Bookworm Gal reviews
Sequel to "Black Crayons," but not necessary to understand the story. What is Ironhide's thoughts on Annabelle's drawings?
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Trading Symbols by hatashikitty reviews
A silly story about what would happen if Optimus Prime and Megatron had to switch jobs for a week. A comedy that shouldn't be taken serious. . .EVER. Complete. There will be no more.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Ask Optimus! by AutobotGirl6 reviews
ever had a question you wanted to ask the big cheese of the Autobots? This is your chance! Q&A with the big guy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Optimus Prime
Black Crayons by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle draws very special pictures.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Explosions and Confessions by Fayola reviews
Wheeljack blowing himself up was nothing new. Neither was Ratchet's ranting and raving. The two of them deciding to make out in the middle of the hallway for Primus and everyone to see, though -- that was different.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Songlines by dfastback68 reviews
Post Movie ‘07 – Blackout searches the desert for Scorponok, and finds so much more than that.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,245 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Blackout - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by Heartless-Jazz reviews
Sam is about to learn not all things are Black and White. ProwlxJazz Pairing. Slash warning.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Jazz, Sam W.
Meet the Cousins by Heartless-Jazz reviews
Cybertron is in chaos. Sentinel Prime is leader while Ultra Magnus heals. Shockwave is still causing trouble, but the jet twins have a plan that just might be crazy enough to work in the forms of their red and yellow cousins. Written with my sis Yami.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Jetstorm, Sunstreaker
Tooth Fairy by Zarak342 reviews
Movie-verse. Before Mission city. Ironhide and Jazz talk about stuff. One-shot. R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Ironhide, Jazz - Complete
A Rainy Night in Jersey by Diva In The House reviews
A House/OC one-shot. House normally hates the rain, but over time, decides that maybe...it's not so bad.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2009 - G. House - Complete
Gratitude by snarechan reviews
Jazz was always the one saying thank you, but not this time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Jazz, Tracks - Complete
Press The Button by Rob Lockster reviews
G1; Soundwave has to deliver two girls to their death. Two very obsessed girls, who just love his crotch buttons. Dedicated to Shwave. Yes, you know who you are.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Soundwave
Unexpected Life by Hot Rod's Girl reviews
A girl moves from her home town to Tranquility and gets thrown into the unexpected world of the autobots. Will she survive the many encounters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,571 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Family Is What You Make Of It by astronomylover reviews
Tony had never really thought about it before, but now he finally understood. You don't have to be blood-related in order to be family. Done for the Gibbs Thing-A-Thon.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
28 Optimus Primes by Abandonment Personified reviews
The 28 "character" meme thing... I figured someone else has already done this somewhere, but what the heck, I need to get rid of my writer's block. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Optimus Prime
Autobot in Shining Armor by Zachana16 reviews
After the events of Mission City everything returned to some form of normalcy. Maggie's role in everything is all but forgotten by the world. Then her apartment is broken into and her world is violently shifted to accommodate a new guardian, Optimus Prime
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,008 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Optimus Prime, Maggie M.
NCIS: Don't Wanna be Alone by Ellie Mae Thompson-Holmes reviews
Aka "Love Story". Song-fic. Tony, McGee and Gibbs have dates. But why is Abby going home, alone? *Includes a tiny bit of Hollis Mann, but not a major part* McGee-other, Tony-other, Gibbs/Abby
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Symmetry by Aspirare reviews
TF:A. Every second in command needs to meet four requirements: act as an anchor, offer assistance whenever needed, be a confidante, and provide balance. Prowl/Optimus.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Prowl, Optimus Prime - Complete
Feelin' Fuzzy by Arctic Banana reviews
Resurrected from the dead by his friends, Jazz finds that he's a little different than he remembers he was in life...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Jazz
Why Dead Flowers by P.A.W.07 reviews
Love is a strange thing but it seems humans have actually managed to make it more confusing for Ironhide, or maybe humans are just naturally mad. After all, Will did run out, half naked, crying he needed flowers. Gift for Letohatchee. Ironhide/Chromia. 07verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2009 - [Chromia, Ironhide] Captain Lennox, Miles L. - Complete
Explosive Love by outerelf reviews
Despite Ratchets glare, Wheeljack could only feel happy. He had his crush crouching next to him, and somehow they had managed to explode argon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Wheeljack, Red Alert - Complete
The Falling and Rise of a True Hero by Heartless-Jazz reviews
*SPOILERS FOR TRANSWRAP* Blurr was truly a prime example of a decent Autobot. He cared about his team and the cause. Of course, his determination is what lead him to his fate...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Blurr
Blindsided by panthergirl29 reviews
A fic for my co-author. Even though she won't admit it, she loves Jazz. Maybe a prologue. First attempt at angst.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Jazz - Complete
If I Ain't Got You by gabbygirl115 reviews
A little Song fic-Gabby- It's my first NCIS fan fic
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Hindered Celebrations by Bunnylass reviews
It's Optimus' sparkday and Elita wants to do something special for him. But she’s prevented by lab explosions, official meetings and her sparkmate avoiding her. It's not long before she's seeking out Ratchet and Ironhide and finding out the truth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Elita One, Optimus Prime - Complete
To the Desk of Smokescreen by Sergeant Duck reviews
RE: Smokescreen's request.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Ratchet
Hammered by Chirugal reviews
Standing on one leg proves a little too much for Abby... Established Gabby fluff, written for the February Gabby Challenge on NFA. One-shot, complete.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Parental Origins by P.A.W.07 reviews
It had never crossed Starscream's mind before as to why Megatron had never bothered to kill him despite his treachery, or why he was, coincidentally, the combined colors of Megatron and Optimus Prime. G1. One-shot. Crack-fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/28/2009 - [Megatron, Optimus Prime] Starscream - Complete
Bite Marks by vericus reviews
pre-war - Prowl was so going to get fired.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Just One of Those Days by tiduscanfly reviews
When a new, sweet little girlfriend turns out to be more than Optimus bargained for, his fate lies in the hands of X-girlfriend Axel...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Optimus Prime
A Transformer's Fanfic Dictionary by Shoshana17 reviews
The title says it all
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009
My Hero by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
TFA. Daniel Witwicky writes a report about his hero, Optimus Prime. Written like a third grader would. COMPLETE!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Daniel W., Optimus Prime - Complete
New World, New Language by varsitylove16 reviews
Jazz gets bored. Results... not good. One-shot
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Jazz - Complete
Kidnapped by an Autobot by Kittisbat reviews
I get picked up from school by my mother- only it's not my mother. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
The Miracle of Life by varsitylove16 reviews
A certain subject in health class is never pleasing.. Total crack-fic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me Again by Katsuko1978 reviews
The more things change, the more they stay the same. Only now the arguments are a lot more fun. Sequel to "Undercover."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Johnny Hates Jazz by DitzyMusicLover reviews
Jazz is disturbed to find out someone named Johnny hates him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Jazz - Complete
Transformers School by Raven06 reviews
AU Two good friends start their first day at their new school only to find that their teachers bear a strange resemblance to their favorite Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008
Facing Fear by Fire Redhead reviews
TFA Oneshot. A little girl shows Scaredy Screamer how to be brave. Just a silly plot that's been plaguing my brain and thought I'd share.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Skywarp - Complete
If You Give a Bot Bad Energon by AutobotGirl6 reviews
The twins give Ironhide some high grade with a special touch. Then, Ironhide's life becomes ruined. Hilarious, but not slash!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
A Valentine for Megatron by BBailey reviews
Someone has sent the mighty Megatron an erotic letter...but who?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Of Gummy Bears And Barbie Dolls by I Give Headaches To Aspirin reviews
Even Optimus and Starscream have great fears and nightmares. But what about...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Optimus Prime, Starscream - Complete
The Quiz by Sergeant Duck reviews
Just a quicky until plot bunnies cooperate and give me more chapters for my other stories. Ratchet/OC Valkyrie
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
Scientist Within by varsitylove16 reviews
Sam gets an unexpected visit from an unsure mech.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Ashes of the Phoenix by xRae Asakurax reviews
The phoenix is a glorious sight to behold. It is strong, powerful, yet soothing and magnificent. It bursts into flames when it is time for it to die, and it is reborn from the ashes to become just as wonderful as it was before. Such is my brother.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Canada's North of Here, Right? by Arctic Banana reviews
Elita One has been acting quite moody for no reason lately. Poor Optimus just wants to know why.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Incompatible by Demyrie reviews
TFA. "They were, after all, machines. A certain amount of compatibility was required to function. Anything else? Was just a train wreck." JazzxProwl, but not in the good way. Character-Study-ish.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Party Like It's 1984 by Arctic Banana reviews
The Autobots invite the Decepticons to a New Year's Eve party. Starscream becomes suspicious about what they might be up to. The other 'Cons just want to have fun.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Nobody Understands Blitzwing by AutobotGirl6 reviews
Nobody understands the crazy, annoying decepticon. This might help. Yet, it may scare you.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Blitzwing - Complete
A Failure to Communicate by jelibeanne reviews
Christmas Eve. New York City. Two lost souls collide, if ever so briefly. Hellboy/OC Movieverse/comicverse One-shot
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Hellboy - Complete
A Pet Squishy by Fire Redhead reviews
G1 ish universe. Thundercracker captures a young woman to be his pet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,892 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Boom! Boom! The Engineer by atlaswhite reviews
2007. What Ironhide does not understand confuses him, and what confuses him frustrates him. And when he meets the Autobots' completely illogical new engineer, the results are explosive.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Ironhide, Wheeljack - Complete
Ghost in the Machine by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1 Takes place after Small Problems: Decepticons are mysteriously disappearing. But that's hardly the Autobot's problem, isn't it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,102 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Much ado about Christmas by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. One shot. When the Decepticons get caught up in the Christmas fever, Starscream and Megatron are forced to exchange presents. The road to the perfect gift is full of bad intentions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
What Not To Do With the Transformers Guide by Sapphire225 reviews
Set in several universes. How do you avoid getting killed by a psychopathic robt? How do you remain on the good side of some. Want to know your limitations? Don't fear! This guide will protect you from losing limbs and your life! Read bottom for details.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008
Driving License by Toa Karou reviews
A possible one-shot. Autobots learning to drive, anyone?
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2008
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Hockey? by varsitylove16 reviews
What scares people more than the Decepticons? A really angry Ratchet. First attempt at a FanFic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
Security Breech by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
The Gremlin by Sinead Rivka reviews
Crackfluff. This is what happens when I have too much time to think on my job. I don't claim to write them well. This is just fluff, crack, and overall silliness. Rated K for two cusses.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Frenzy, Barricade - Complete
Sleeping in the Rain by CasoraTigerKin reviews
Prompt: Sing to awaken a missing Autobot, for the November mini-challenge TF:A JxP
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Jazz, Prowl
Driven To The Edge by chivalry-is-dead reviews
2007 Movie A spicy Latino girl with a need for speed meets our urban loving silver Pontiac, unfazed by her injuries from a previous crash that left her family shaken. What will come out of this? JazzXOC ya'll!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,457 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Jazz
Practical Applications by Dierdre reviews
Sam tests out a new invention. Ratchet is not amused.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Hushabye by Arctic Banana reviews
Nothing is more disturbing than seeing a helpless animal lie dying in the street while everyone remains oblivious towards its suffering. So thinks Blackout.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Blackout - Complete
Alphabet Soup for the Decepticon Soul by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
Movieverse. Ahh, more Alphabets! No language here, but the Decepticons giving their literacy skills a shot!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Alone I Break by Arctic Banana reviews
Bumblebee always hated saying goodbye. Especially when goodbye means "forever".
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bumblebee, Barricade - Complete
I Am A Box! by Loco the Exclaimer reviews
TFA / Animated. Wreck-Gar discovers an ordinary cardboard box, and this can't be good news for anyone. Ratchet x Wreck-Gar, oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ratchet, Wreck-Gar - Complete
Checkmate by Katsuko1978 reviews
Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but it is indeed so very sweet no matter when it is achieved. Sequel to Chains.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
A Simple Thank You by marleypup14 reviews
Sometimes the simplest gesture can make somebody's day.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Ratchet - Complete
Undercover, or I Don't Get Paid Enough For This by Katsuko1978 reviews
Soundwave and Starscream go on an undercover mission disguised as a bonded couple. One problem: they can't stand each other. Response to the TF2007 Fun Anon Kink Meme. Slash, non-graphic, some violent imagery.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Chains by Katsuko1978 reviews
Megatron's plan to keep Starscream under close watch pushes things a bit too far. But orders are orders... Dub-con, slash, non-graphic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Paradise by Cyrelia J reviews
An introspective piece on Megatron. "What is a perfect world, Prime?.."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Megatron - Complete
The Clark Kent Enigma by FanfictionWriter83729 reviews
Drabble, Movieverse. Sometimes Sam forgets the Superman side of the Autobot equation...Sometimes it would do the humans well not to forget that fact.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bumblebee, Sam Witwicky - Complete
100 Ways to Piss Off Transformers by GojiPrime117 reviews
Discontinued, because I really don't care anymore. Wow, this is ironic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,867 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 845 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Spade by broken.glass.2008 reviews
Transformers Animated universe. An unexpected meeting turns out for the better. Memories are dug up and new ones are made. Blackarachnia x Optimus Prime.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
Life Science by Arctic Banana reviews
Sam has to take care of a life-like baby doll for his Life Science class. Unfortunately, the doll turns out to be a demon whose goal is to make sure neither he nor Bumblebee ever get any sleep...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Toy Story by Arctic Banana reviews
Have you ever wondered what it is that your Transformer toys do when you're not around? Well my gang of 6-inch plastic warriors reveal all in this epic tale of life as a toy in my household...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Wanna go to the firing range? by RaeVenn-Chan reviews
“You probably should go after them.” “Why?” “You said no shooting living things, but you never said no shooting at living things.” Rated for one not so bad curse word... Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Ironhide, Captain Lennox - Complete
Stealth by Rob Lockster reviews
Poetry; She finds herself in a predicament. What can she do now that she has failed?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Regret by Soggy Phoenix reviews
Optimus Prime has returned, and Rodimus goes through a series of emotion, all while trying to stay away. The leader is averse to that, and seeks to help his successor. Semi-sequel to Chosen One. Rated T for attempted suicide. Ye have been warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
10 Reasons by Arctic Banana reviews
While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Size isn't everything by Lady of the Lost and Found reviews
This is a true story. I'm writing this to let you all know about what is really going on with the Autobots. Sure you've seen the films and watched the shows, but ever given the toys any thought? The Autobots are real, they're everywhere and they're small.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,838 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008
It Takes a Thief by VoodooQueen reviews
COMPLETE! A retiring car thief's last night on the job doesn't go exactly as planned as they unintentionally become involved with the Autobots. Rated M for some shady characters with potty mouths and whatever else I decide to throw in there.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,806 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
The Fangirl Inquisition by Insane Rice of the Cosmos reviews
Tf: Animated fic. HOLY CRAP, NO WAYS. The cast of TF: Animated get a crash course in fangirls when a group decide to review the team's preformance so far. No flames, please.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,640 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008
TF Movie Parody: Resident Evil: Apocalypse by Arctic Banana reviews
Resident Evil: Apocalypse, reinacted by everyone's favorite Transformers!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Is there a Doctor in the House? by MiniMedic reviews
T for now. Dr. Gregory House is a pill popping narcissist. Autobot CMO Ratchet has all the bedside manners of a Cobra. Dr. Perry Cox has the temperament of a 2 year old. Will they survive and work together or kill one another? TF/Scrubs/HouseMD crossover
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008
Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,306 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Prowl, Grimlock - Complete
Guess Who's Coming To Visit? by Arctic Banana reviews
Take seven Transformers with bizarre personality traits and shove them into a single suburban home with a cranky woman. Let me know how that works out for you...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Dents by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, Humor/Parody. Twins, Bluestreak, Jazz, Tracks. The Twins are having a bad day, and Blue tries to cheer them up. Note to everyone - Bluestreak should NEVER have been allowed access to the Internet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Chosen One by Soggy Phoenix reviews
Rodimus Prime knows he's not good enough to bear the Matrix, and he reflects on who he was and what he had, and looks at what he has now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Too Much Time on Their Hands by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz inquires the twins about their latest prank.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Jazz, Sideswipe - Complete
A Collection of CrackFics by Arctic Banana reviews
A series of movie-verse crack-fics inspired by my and my sister's bizarre thought-processes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Father For A Moment by Dealing With It Now reviews
o7movieverse - oneshot : Will considered the impossibility of the situation, being wished a happy Father’s Day by a pickup in his driveway, which was secretly an alien robot who regretted the chance of never being a parent himself. Mild language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ironhide, Annabelle L. - Complete
Transformers Collateral Damage by Lnzy1 reviews
The splitting and consquent scattering of a great power scource known only as the Artifact pulls four innocent, and somewhat unwilling, beings into chaos. One of them, a young girl who finds herself the object of interest of the two waring factions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 50 - Words: 135,315 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007
Listen to Me by Arctic Banana reviews
Sometimes when Jazz is upset, only Bumblebee knows how to listen.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
101 Ways To Know You're Addicted To Transformers by eeyop1428 reviews
Just as the title says - a 100-strong list of common and weird symptoms of Transformers addiction. Read on inside! *Revised January 2015*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Revenge of the Plot Bunnies by Arctic Banana reviews
What happens when Jazz catches Prowl hitting on a girl?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
This Is How It Works by AntipodeanOpaleye reviews
He finds her doubled over, sobbing into her newly manicured hands, and it hurts, because she really is all he has, and the only thing he truly knows is that this doesn’t work. Movieverse.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Beware the Fangirls by Kenya Starflight reviews
A teleportation accident lands Thundercracker and Skywarp in a weird alternate universe. Now Thundercracker must face the most terrifying creatures of all... fangirls.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
Night of the Living Fangirls by Arctic Banana reviews
The Transformers face their scariest foes yet: crazed fangirls.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Medical Fetish by MiraiBaby reviews
A secret night stolen just for themselves as Ironhide gives up his dominance for Ratchet. Medical fetish, implied BDSM. Slash//RatchetxIronhide
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Virtual Love by Arctic Banana reviews
Sunstreaker becomes upset after being rejected and needs some comforting.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Wasted by Arctic Banana reviews
Blackout, Barricade, Scorponok and Bonecrusher get drunk. Such happy-fun drunks they are!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Blackout, Bonecrusher - Complete
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
All Knowing by Shyrstyne reviews
G1 Short. The higher ranking the officer, the more omniscient they tend to be.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Blaster, Optimus Prime - Complete
Dying to be Beautiful by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
Transformers Animated. Takes place in Sari's teen years. Sumdac notices his daughter's refusal to eat and asks her best friends to help her out. Prowl to the rescue! One shot, rated T for language. Read author notes, please.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Sari S., Prowl - Complete
Attack of the Plot Bunnies by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz and Bumblebee trick Optimus Prime into saying a bad word.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by Arctic Banana reviews
Bumblebee can't sleep, so Ratchet allows him to sleep in his room, unfortunately at the sacrifice of his own sleep.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
Drabble The Picnic From Hell by Merisel reviews
This short ficlet was inspired by the Transformers 2007 Movie Random Pairing Generator. Ironhide / Ratchet / Picnic
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Chloe by mataulvr reviews
a young girl, get in an accident and a certain autobot saves her- after they start to like each other and through hard ships who knows love might preval... this is the third instalment to my series of getting all of the autobots girlfriends hope you enjoy
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,273 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
A Gift from Primus, my Aft! by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Sunstreaker onlines in the med-bay after a hard night of partying, he discovers something is afoot. And why the slag was Ratchet smiling at him like that? April Fool's Day fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
A Gift From The Spark by AutobotV reviews
After a prank Wheeljack's mask is broken and our poor mech is too afraid to go out and have some fun time in the snow with his bondmate. Ratchet then get's the idea that all Wheeljack needs is a little gift to make him feel better. Short and Fluffy
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
On The Care And Feeding Of Humans by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
A Diamond in the Rough by chivalry-is-dead reviews
Based After Movie Sector Seven is shut down, Agent Simmons is out of a job, and now his daughter has to go to regular school...hey, who knew? And what happens when the Autobots find out she's not human? OptimusXOC!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Optimus Prime
Jux: A Grand Scale Love Song by ajremix reviews
Based off Vaeru's Juxtaposition series. All sentient beings can feel love. Even the largest of them all. Utter. Crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Tales of the Storage Closet by vericus reviews
Full title 'Tales of the Storage Closet : Unexpected Officer Occupation' - G1, slash - Jazz is a klutz, Prowl gets his nookie quota, and Bluestreak sees more than he ever wanted to.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Jazz, Bluestreak - Complete
Keep Them From Harm and Injustice by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Ratchet swore to heal all, he did not take his oath lightly. The first time he met the likes of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, he knew they'd be trouble. Unfortunately, Sunstreaker did not count on what one feisty, loud-mouthed medic could do to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Requiem by Vaeru reviews
G1. Jazz centric. Redline's hands were pure white, at odds with the deep blue and silver of the rest of his paintjob. Jazz remembered those hands very well. They had been the last things he had seen.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Head Case by DitzyMusicLover reviews
Ratchet has an interesting medical case today. I don't own Transformers, or any of the characters used in this fic, not even their toys.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Ratchet - Complete
Heavy Weaponry by Shyrstyne reviews
Very short Movie-Gameverse. Ironhide's cannons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Ironhide, Jazz - Complete
You're Still You by Ayato Kamina reviews
Sequel to Unforgiving. I know i know i alreayd put 2 on here but i deleated them because the songs didn't fit it or it just plained sucked...so i think this will be better. enjoy BAxOP
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Breaking The Wall by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Sequel to Dreaming of Who? Metellus’ human menagerie just keeps growing. Meallanmouse’s fanfanfiction prize.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Sideswipe - Complete
A Most Reluctant Noah by The Starhorse reviews
First it rained...and then it rained more...and then it just kept on raining...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
But They Might Hope by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl and Sideswipe are either contestants in the Snark-o-lympics, or are busy waiting for Godot. You decide.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,681 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Five Times Ratchet Blew Up and One He Didn't by dytabytes reviews
Stand Alone One-Shots // 5 times that Ratchet blew up, both literally and figuratively. // 4. Don't Stand Him Up
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Ratchet - Complete
Behind The Mask by AutobotV reviews
Behind his Battlemask, Optimus Prime hides a terrible wound to remind him of the pain and suffering Megatron gave to him and the innocent lives lost. Based on mmmmmr's Beyond his Battlemask on deviantArt. Never Forget, never forgive.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Potato Not Included by Devious Decepticon reviews
Wheeljack makes some modifications to his new "My First Chemistry Set"; only HE could turn a child's toy into a lethal weapon...And perhaps he'd better learn to read the fine print on things from now on.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
A Dance to Remember by Cyndi reviews
Suddenly, she found herself glad she never made it to the prom. .o Movieverse, botxhuman OptimusxMikaela o.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,606 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/16/2008 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
A Gift For Evelyn by Vaeru reviews
Juxtaposition AU. My little belated Christmas present for Evelyn. “Twas the night before Christmas, or perhaps somewhat after, when our heroines awoke to the sound of mech laughter...”
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Wheeljack is NOT a Mythbuster by Jason M. Lee reviews
AU G1: Wheeljack should be prevented from performing any Mythbusters experiments on-board Met with humans nearby. Written for Vaeru's "Transformers: Juxtaposition".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Thanks for the Cannon by P.A.W.07 reviews
Another injury, another growl and slap to the head from Ratchet ... except this time his fingers lingered longer and his optics dimmed a little more than usual. It was now or never. IronhidexRatchet. Movieverse. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/14/2008 - [Ironhide, Ratchet] - Complete
A Transformer's Life by k.LiN.vamp113 reviews
Every existence has its troubles. I am Optimus Prime. But that is not all I am.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
By the Pundreds by An Cailin Rua reviews
Movie: The Autobots make a discovery about the English language. A horrible, horrible discovery.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Optimus Prime, J. Keller - Complete
Happy Hangover Day by LegacyRBluesummers reviews
Why human holidays, prankster Autobots, and Optimus Prime don't mix.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Horseshoes and Hand Grenades by Devious Decepticon reviews
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades", right? Try explaining that to a pissed off medic who's had a rotten day...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Play Time by Macx reviews
moviefic, Imperfection Deviation fic. Jazz introduces Ironhide to a human way of passing time -- and having fun: online role playing games...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Jazz, Ironhide - Complete
AELLA by mataulvr reviews
A girl named Aella buys a black GMC Topkicktruck. But what she doesn't know is that her truck is actually a weaponssecialist for a robotic species from a different planet. How will her lifeturn out when she finds out Ironhides true identity?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,371 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
Parking lot by Lia.Mandrell reviews
What happens when someone takes Optimus’ parking lot? One Shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
101 Fun Things to do With Humans by iratepirate reviews
Random human deaths at the hands of the Decepticons...what more can I say. Not too much gore though. All suggestions welcome!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/5/2008
It Was Simple, Really by Ksiezniczka reviews
G1. Crack!fic. Drabble. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe pull a prank on Ratchet. The medic reports it to Optimus Prime, who is more impressed than angry...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Waves by Raven06 reviews
OptimusxOC A fight between Megatron and Optimus Prime cost Alexia her father’s life. Not only that, but also revealed something about her that will have Megatron do anything to get his hands on her.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Optimus Prime
The Rhythm Of An Autobot by AutobotV reviews
This is a tale of how the loud Blaster fell in love with music. How he searched for that missing part of him that was the rhythum of life. Part of my new mini sereis, Origins of the Transformers! Written for Thoughts in Chaos
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Kiss, kiss by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
Sideswipe overhears some half drunken musing by Glen and Mikaela and reveals a rather suprising fact about the 'bots.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Mikaela B. - Complete
Drowsy by ClevelandtoCharolette reviews
It had been a hard mission, there was no doubting that'. Team 7 on a cold night in a cave, a small fire and bad injuries. FLUFFish. SasuxSaku and slight NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tolerance by JediRose13 reviews
John Keller watches as Will Lennox gets fed up with clueless politicians and two solid days of pointless meetings. One shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Don't Stop the Music by Kirmon64 reviews
[07movieish] Soundwave's taken a break from his work as a communications monitor, and where does he go? To the bar that Blaster happens to work at, of course... [SWxB, smutfic]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Blaster, Soundwave - Complete
Mud by vericus reviews
G1, slash - If Prime ever ordered Prowl to lead another rescue operation, the tactician would be torn between flatout refusing, or just shooting his commander...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
New Car by flarey phoenix reviews
When Sunstreaker is wreaked by a 4x4 he finds himself under the care of Jackie, a 21 year old female mechanic, disaster after disaster he actually realises there's more to life than just himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,419 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
A Night With the Decepticons by iratepirate reviews
After Soundwave saves Skywarp during battle, the seeker, with the help of Starscream, Thundercracker and some energon 'homebrew', throw the stoic communications officer a little thankyou party. Rated T? Mild innuendo, and general drunkeness... Updated!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007
Property of Jazz by vericus reviews
G1 - Sometime after the defeat of Unicron, an irritated Ultra Magnus wakes Rodimus Prime in the wee hours of the morning to deal with an apparent vandalism problem Autobot city has developed...oneshot crack fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Jazz, Blaster - Complete
Tease by vericus reviews
G1, slash - When Prowl signed up for the Autobots he was certain being molested by the resident saboteur on office hours wasn't part of the job's description...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Drunkendo by The Feesh reviews
A followup to 'Dogfight'. Hologram cockfighting takes an amusing twist when highgrade is unintentionally introduced.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Dogfight by The Feesh reviews
The Autobots get bored and discover something creative they can do with their holomatter projectors.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Halloween Havoc by Phoenix13 reviews
[MOVIEVERSE][MOVIE SPOILERS] Bumblebee and Sam played terrible tricks on the Autobots last year for Halloween. Jazz is determined to get revenge, with Ironhide's help. A Transformers Halloween story!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/31/2007
More Fragging Paperwork by amidoh reviews
Optimus Prime is wise and strong, but no one ever claimed that his literacy was his crowning acheivement. There is a reason that you never see Transformers doing paperwork.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Forgetfulness by plenoptic reviews
Optimus forgets his and Elita's anniversary...and she understandably flips.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Elita One, Optimus Prime - Complete
Naked Man Prowls Sewers! by sunbune reviews
Raph hates wearing clothes, but believes that for certain species, clothing should NOT be optional. Rated T for an impolite word, the consumption of intoxicating beverages, and indecent exposure. Contains a little K rated Don x April just because.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
SMUT: WTF, part two by The Laughing Platypus reviews
The sequel to my WTF story. 25 ONESHOTS dedicated to love, passion and well.. Smut. THIS FIC CONTAINS SEXUAL CONTENT, SLASH AND SUBJECT MATTER THAT MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME READERS. If you can't handle it, don't read. You have been warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007
Dharma and Jazz by The Laughing Platypus reviews
Spiritualist Dribble... Jazz returns from the matrix a changed bot... Soul searching for a peace he thought he had left behind, he discovers that heaven can be found on earth...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2007
Sparks by flarey phoenix reviews
Vent story, probably crap... you can read it and come up with a summary... i'm currently swamped with coursework and was bored stiff, so this is the outcome. JazzxOC fluff... sorta
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2007
Breeding like PLOT BUNNIES, previously WTF! by The Laughing Platypus reviews
ONESHOTS involving everyone's favorite Transformers. May I have your attention please! I've decided to make this an anything goes PROGRESSIVE FANFIC CHALLANGE. I write the plot bunny, you write the fic. I wanna see what you can do with my crazy ideas
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,141 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
A Moment Alone by Cyndi reviews
Desire can make distance seem infinite. Optimus realizes this when he has a moment to himself. Takes place right after the movie ends. [NONSLASH, MOVIEVERSE, ONESHOT]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
Of Revenge by CasusFere reviews
Alone and grieving, Barricade plots revenge against the Autobots and their human allies...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Barricade - Complete
In the Line of Duty by CasusFere reviews
After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Barricade - Complete
Every Transformers Fanfiction Ever Written by Goggleplex reviews
Everyone joins in this script style parody from Optimus Prime to the Insecticons. G1G2 characters. Rated for Cybertronian cursing. One Shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Mozart's Requiem by ShyLight reviews
G1: Soundwave could not care less on what happens to the human race. He does, however, have a soft spot for some of their music. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Pink Is Not His Colour by Wyntir Rose reviews
[G1] Hot Rod just doesn't get what Arcee sees in Springer and he's going to tell Sunstreaker all of his woes. Romance, UST ArceexSpringer, preSunstreakerxHot Rod
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
Friendly Fire by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sunstreaker, Megatron - Complete
Walking Away by The Laughing Platypus reviews
A the end of the war, Optimus Prime looks back on his life and all he has lost.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
I Miss You by FakeBestFriend reviews
This is a SongFic on the aftermath of the 2007 Transformers Movie ]also uploaded by my co writer JA Comics
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Drunken Soldier by Arashi32900 reviews
2007 movieverse This is why you do not let Decepticon Warlords near alcohol. They tend to do bad things while drunk. Such as molesting their archnemesis. MegatronxOptimus. Oneshot. Read and review, please.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Camp Out by Soggy Phoenix reviews
[Movieverse] After a spat with his wife, William Lennox went to Ironhide for a place to sleep. He didn't expect to find a kindred spirit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Trucker Hat by TheKingJingles reviews
[After Movieverse] ONESHOT If there was one thing Optimus Prime loathed more than Decepticons, it was that stupid hat. OptimusxOC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Define Human by Wah-Keetcha reviews
Vengeful Decepticons turn Optimus Prime into a human thinking he will be easier to kill as a ‘flesh ling’. Now Optimus has to adjust to being a human as the threat of a Decepticon attack hangs over his head. Luckily the Autobots and Sam and Mikaela are...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,652 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
High as an MiG by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
Contains a slight mention of drug side effects. Ratchet and Ironhide have some fun. Chaos ensues.In response to a prompt.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Chaperone by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Capt. Lennox's daughter is out of control, so he asks Ironhide to serve as a chaperone for her dates. Of course, Annabelle's not aware of that... Completed oneshot, gen, no pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Thinking 'Bout The Future by Epona Harper reviews
2007 Movie You didn't think Sector Seven would let Bumblebee go home with Sam without protest, did you?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/24/2007 - J. Keller, R. Simmons - Complete
Optimus Primes' Dilemma by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
Now, we all know Optimus Prime is one hardcore robot, but when he goes out into the woods, we find out his secret, terrifying phobia.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Simmons on a Joy Ride by Mistress Megatron reviews
2007 Movie Yet again Agent Simmons is having bad luck as he and Frenzy accidentally get into the wrong cars.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
A Decepticon's Life for Me by Tempest2004 reviews
Megatron gives a new recruit the willies. Songfic, Oneshot. Please R&R!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
The NotSoGood Samaritan by Okami-chan reviews
IDWverse. While being taken home, Hunter notices someone on the side of the road.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sunstreaker - Complete
You Are My Sunshine by sunbune reviews
Basking. It's a turtle thing. Splinter realizes that his sons are depressed and procures a device that's sure to brighten their mood! Oneshot. A heaping helping of pure sunny goodness, with a bit of Don x April fluff on the side!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
Break Step by Jason M. Lee reviews
G1, S2: Jazz and Blaster attend a DDR tournament and two more unexpected mechs come along.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Blaster, Jazz, Soundwave, Swindle - Complete
What's for Dinner by Okami-chan reviews
IDWverse, it needs some love. The humans are hungry. Wheeljack has a solution. Rated for brief language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Stimulation by Shini02 reviews
G1 fic. Oneshot. Sideswipe joins Sunstreaker in a shower after the latter is released from solitary early. Rating for slash, twincest and giant robot smut.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
One song, Glory by Kaysin-12 reviews
Optimus Prime's quarters are next door to Jazz. He doesn't mind the nearly constant music that leaks through the walls, in fact, tonight it may be his saving grace. Not a slash, a friendship story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
Adelaide to the Gold Coast with two Transformers by SJ777 reviews
Actually a mostly true story augmented by insanity and imagination, about an overgrown kid with issues, his Energon toys Starscream and Omega Supreme, a holiday and a long drive...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2006
Just the Cat's Meow by The Starhorse reviews
No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Rain Over Blue Water by The Starhorse reviews
Some days you just lose your cool and bite some heads off. Sideswipe is no exception.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,567 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Dear Ms Karai by Swallowraven reviews
What does karai do in her spare time? Why, she tries to get published, that's what! Received 2nd place for Best Villian and Best Happy Ending, 3rd place for Best Comedy and Best Parody in 2006 fanfic comp.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
Transformers Twelve Days of Christmas by KaylaTheHedgehog reviews
The Transformers do their version of this classic holiday song. Constructive criticism welcomed, but flames will be ignored.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
What to do when you meet Megatron by Starath reviews
The title pretty much says it all lol! I warn ya, it's silly! ;D
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2005
What To Do With Fan Girls? by FlyingFish15 reviews
What would happen if Kroenen met his fan girls. Hilarity ensues. Most likely one shot.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Complete
She's Like The Wind by Roseprincess1 reviews
Third in the "Angel" Series. While Angel has resolved her own feelings for now, she discovers that shes not the only one who's fallen in love with an autobot. Optimus and Angel now have to help Alyssa and Wheeljack come to terms with thier romance
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,946 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 9/27/2004
Sleeping on the run by Norsehound reviews
Fandom can have it's problems, and right now Sleeping's being invaded by FANBOYS and FANGIRLS!! So where will our heroes go and what else could possibly happen to them (You'd be surprised to find out :D)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2002
Optimus Prime's Funeral Dirge by Mr Emerid
This...is Self Explanatory. It's Optimus Primes Funeral dirge!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2001
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Ego Vivo reviews
It was only a truck. Just another semi in need of a new owner and a new paint job. Heh, if only it were that simple. But of course, I was that unlucky bastard who bought the truck, and discovered an entire universe of hell. M for language and just-in-case. PLEASE REDIRECT YOURSELVES TO CHICK VS TRUCK please and thank you!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,029 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Optimus Prime
Chick vs Truck reviews
Chick VS Truck! ONE TIME ONLY, FIGHT FOR THE TITLE! WINNER TAKES ALL! If there was one thing she never expected from a truck, it was a fight. But that was exactly what she had gotten out of this truck, from day one. But it didn't want an underground, back alley brawl. Oh, no. This truck was swinging for a championship match. OPxOC rating may change, no romance -yet-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Optimus Prime
Mudslide
"So what's gonna happen to you?" "I'm being sent into the middle of nowhere for some slagged-up espionage mission. Basically a bunch of 'bots slumming it up in the middle of the woods, getting dirty for no good reason, except to watch grass grow." G1 AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Spare Tires ihxo reviews
It was pure accident. But the weapons specialist knew he would always be thankful that he DIDN'T keep a spare tire. IronhidexOC Rated T for now, may go up later.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Ironhide