Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon, Bleach, and Avengers.
Name: Loki Laufeyson
You know you live in 2016 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile,
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy
(")_(") and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
-The ones that love you will never really leave you
-He who laughs last thinks slowest
-Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.
-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
-My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.
-A day without light is, well, night
-Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
-Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars
-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't
-I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. :D
-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
-When an announcement comes over the loud speaker at a store, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
-Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is loser cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but though. These are all clever.)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
3. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
4. Only in America...do banks leave
5. Only in
6. Only in America...do we use
7.Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
8. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics'
9. Only in America...do they have
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
In a shoe box (on those little mysterious square packets inside the box):
Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending
What I wish I’ve known sooner: Copy and paste this to your profile and add something to the list!
· Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking.
A rose shall bloom on a lovers grave
Only time can heal wounds, But memory lives on
The trouble with living is...
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
SUPPORT THE BUNNY! GIVE HIM FOOD AND WATER AND A HOME!
I SUPPORT THE BUNNY! (If you want to support the bunny look on flamesoul's profile!)
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!
o.o) Help Pokemon Champion Cynthia rule the world! Copy this on your profile!
SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)!
even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
My Favorite quotes:
Evil henchmen sure aren’t what they used to be, huh ’Bi?” Mew said as he flicked pieces of popcorn into his mouth with his tail.
“Nope, they sure don’t!” Celebi laughed as she watched everything on the giant screen. “Wait!” She exclaimed as she turned to face Mew. “When did you get here?!”
The pink cat simply giggled as he flicked another popcorn piece into his mouth. “A little while now. I don’t just transform into other Pokemon and people you know! Didn’t you wonder why the sofa screamed ‘fatty’ every time you sat in it?”
Upon hearing this, Celebi’s cheeks deepened in colour, eventually turning a very dark shade of green. “You…” She hissed as she raged at the cat. “Can you turn into a penny?” She asked in a sudden light tone.
“Sure I can!” Mew responded, and with a wide grin his form began to shift and change, until in his place was a small copper coin, with an even smaller version of Mew’s face. “Behold the ultra magnificent Mew!” He declared as the coin jumped up and down. “So, why’d you want to know if I could do this?”
Celebi reached over and picked up the Mew-coin, and quickly floated over to a vending machine and placed it within. “No reason.” She smiled as a drink popped out. “No reason at all.”
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on China so IT IS MINE!
MORE AND MORE CRAP:
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile ( KYLIE...)
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.
If you think that those god-of-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile
If you think little siblings are annoying, copy this into your profile
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this on your profile
If you obssess or even like Ikarishipping just a little, copy & paste this in your profile!
If you like my stories (at least one) copy and paste this to your profile
Help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy and paste this into your profile. :D
If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever had a crush on one of your friends copy this into your profile
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile
If Harley (from Pokemon Season 8 and 9) scares you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile
If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.
ABOVE :Copied from Ltlbabeanangel. Had to copy & paste the whole thing for the sake of TRUTH!!
We spent our lives trying to beat out a Pokemon game and get to the unlocked places, and the Game Freak staff sit in a room and laugh. If you want to kill them for making a game so freakin' hard, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you want to sue Satoshi Tajiri for not showing romance and kissing in Pokemon and not giving you the shipping you want, copy this into your profile.
If you want to enter enter any anime and murder the characters for being idiotic, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you think I'm being an idiot for saying all this crap, copy this into your profile.
If you hate your parents for putting you on a diet, copy this into your profile.
If your friends don't give a crap about anime, put this in your profile.
if you suck up to your parents in order to use the internet/computer, copy this into your profile.
If you think Spongebob is totally gay, put this in your profile.
1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. You just tried to do the above.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.
5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD
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