I've changed my name a lot over the years, but water kangaroo seems to be sticking. This one comes from the Water Buffalo Song!

Larry the Cucumber: Everybody's got a water buffalo!! Yours is fast but mine is slow. Oh, where'd we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalooooooooooooooooooooo. I took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door, spilled some Lima beans on the floor, oh everybody's got a-

Archibald the Asparagus: STOP IT!! Stop! Stop right this instance!! What do you think you're doing?! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo and everyone does NOT have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's MY water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" and are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!!

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing:

Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo! Yours is pink but mine is blue. Her's was small but-

Archibald: AAAHHHHH (asparagus TACKLE)

Welcome! Apart from explaining my name and saying that I have a lot of ideas to write down but I just never get around to it, there's not much else to write here. And as you can tell from my favorites list, I'm a fanfiction whore. Speaking of which, I need to get around to maybe clearing that list out and picking out my true favorites...maybe tomorrow.

If you're a procrastinator and you know it, clap your hands! (CLAP CLAP)

Current fandom: Doctor Who. Need I say more? Apart from that main obsession, there's also White Collar and Sherlock and about a dozen other things. And Star Trek. Let's not forget about Star Trek. With all its K/S goodness.

Now onto beliefs...Pluto is a planet, a tomato is still a vegetable, and The Beatles are the greatest band out there. Yeah...you can tell I'm really good with change and the advancement of society. However, the second they invent hybridization technology where you can turn yourself part animal, I am immediately jumping on the futuristic bandwagon!

Update: There is a Doctor Who story in the works! Don't get your hopes up though, I'm not writing anything until after May AP exams...and to those following my Star Wars story, I haven't given up on that yet, I promise! I just need to find time to actually write it...Is anyone actually reading this? I doubt it.

Do you know what I've realized? A lot of people have little things on their profiles that are like, "I am the person who prefers reading to having a social life, is a complete nerd, doesn't spend time on Facebook like everyone else..." and whatever else people put. For those of you out there who do this- please stop. Practically every single person on this site is like that. It's pretty much a given. If you are, say, a womanizing football player who doubles as a successful actor, dabbles in illegal smuggling, and writes/reads fanfiction in any spare time you have, yeah, sure, go ahead, jot that down. That's certainly different and interesting. Otherwise, there is no need to point it out in a little speech that has probably been copied from a different profile.