The Six Deadly Hats
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Joined 02-08-09, id: 1832198, Profile Updated: 02-18-13
Author has written 5 stories for Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, and Sherlock.

Hi my name is Samantha! My favorite colors are green, black and dark blue. I do believe in Peter Pan and Neverland. I love Twilight, iCarly, Alice in Wonderland, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Sweeney Todd, Repo! The Genetic Opera, BBC's Sherlock and Doctor Who. I'm sorry i haven't updated my Peter Pan story. Writers block. Can't believe we have to wait until somewhere in 2014 for Sherlock Season 3, but then again it was expected... Before anyone asks who my favorite Harry Potter character is they are Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Dobby and Fred Weasley! Bye!

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random song about... SPOONS! spoon spoon spoon! spoon is a thing that you eat soup with, cause you don't eat soup with a knive or a fork.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (that explains why i'm considered crazy.)

Anyone who says nothings imposible has never tried slamming a revolving door

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Don't knock on Hades' door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. (most people say "death's door" i say "Hades' door")

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder... (goes and tries that on random people)

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it!

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Silent is golden but duck tape is silver

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. (sorry to any reviewers who aren't PJO fans! Please don't leave me!)

If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile. (just sitting there one second, next i'm on the floor. don't know how i did that)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (and i have lost an argument with myself before)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

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f you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile. (i saw the sign AFTER i tripped, i swear!)

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

f you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

f several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. (plenty of them)

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that your name was as interesting as Scorpius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Gellert Grindelwald, Lavender Brown, Ginevra Weasley, Albus Severus Potter or anything like Nymphadora, Andromeda, Narcissa or Bellatrix, copy this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you aren't one of those wanna be pop stars that shop at name brand stores, copy this to your profile!

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled out a random food item during class or just randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are frequently told to be quiet/shut the hell up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile. (i don't even try and i'm called annoying)

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post this on your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

1) have you ever been asked out?yea

2) where did you get your default picture?Some website

3) what's your middle name?Elaine

4) your current relationship status?SINGLE

5) does your crush like you back? I don't know...

6) what is your current mood? Bored

7) what color of underwear are you wearing? White

8) what color shirt are you wearing?Hunger Games t-shirt

9) Missing something? My Friends

10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? I would try to not be as busy.

11) if you must be an animal for one day, what? An Eagle

12) ever had a near death experience?nope don't want one either

13) something you do a lot?Live in my fantasy life

14) the song stuck in your head? Asleep by the Smiths

15) who did you copy and paste this from?Writer Of Time

16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Copernicus (yes the scientist...)

17) when was the last time you cried? When I realized how much Douglas from Cabin Pressure had changed from the first series to the fourth series.

18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Yep.

19) if you could have one super power what would it be? I don't know.

20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Personality

21) what do you usually order from Starbucks? Don’t go to Starbucks

22) what's your biggest secret? I like to watch people draw.

23) favorite color?1)Black 2) Green 3) Orange

24) do you still watch kiddie shows? All the time.

25) what are you? Time Lord

26) do you speak any other language? I'm going to be learning French next school year.

27) what's your favorite smell?Tea

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Brilliant

29) have you ever kissed in the rain? No

30) what are you thinking about right now? Friends.

31) what should you be doing? Reading

32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My ex when he broke up with me for upset, and my grandmother for angry

33) do you like working in the yard? Not really.

34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Sparrow

35) do you act differently around the person you like? At home I'm rather quiet, but around him I'm more confident in talking.

36) what is your natural hair color? Dark brown

37) who was the last person to make you cry? Ex boyfriend

If you would have been a tad more enthusiastic than Shilo if you found GraveRobber dangling, tied up, and apparently helpless, copy and paste this to your profile.

If GraveRobber is smexy, copy and paste this to your profile! _

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Intervention by Deklava reviews
Mycroft comes home in a state of distress. Greg intervenes by taking him FIRMLY in hand. For mature readers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Domesticity by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Lestrade, Anderson and Donovan visit Sherlock's flat late at night to go over a big case. Little did they know, a sleepy Johnlock is a domestic Johnlock. Their behavior takes everyone by surprise. Sweet, funny, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mad As A Hatter by sistersgrimmlover reviews
The Ace Card, starts the game. The Divine One, the Jack of Spades plays. The Diamond Queen, the King and Queen of Diamonds, continues. The Faithful One, the Jack of Spades, mourns. The Eternal One, the Queen of Spades is resurrected. And the Joker wins.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,884 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
Experiments by chasingriver reviews
Sherlock conducts experiments of a sexual nature. Sequel to Playtime. m/m, group m/m, Sherlock, John, Lestrade, Mycroft and permutations thereof. D/S elements. Finally complete! Followed by Experiments 2.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,213 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Medusa Them All by ConfusedColumbia26220 reviews
A crazy night of deceit and betrayal turns into a love story in this oneshot. Three pairings. Read to find out.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Frank N. Furter - Complete
with voyeuristic intention by dixonvixen reviews
summary will come later. a frank/brad slashfic.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Frank N. Furter, Brad M.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Aftermath by XLady-RedX reviews
A new life comes ahead of Brad and Janet. Their 17 year old daughter finds out their secret past and who she is!
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Janet W., Frank N. Furter
I Learned The Truth at Seventeen by x-greeneyesy-x reviews
On Hermione's 17th Birthday, she discovers that she is soul bonded to her Potions Professor, Severus Snape. Now they both must come to terms with being bonded together and learn to love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,132 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare with the characters of Harry Potter by MarynMoriarty reviews
I am going to play truth or dare with the Harry Potter characters, the questions and dares are up to you so REVIEW, this is kinda a sequel to my other fic Interviewing The Cast Of Harry Potter, so I recomend reading that first if you want
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,599 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
Being With A Hatter by Rurple101 reviews
Sequel to In Love With A Hatter. Watch how Alice and Tarrant move on with wedding bells in the air and maybe having a family. But when newcomers into Underland come, what will happen?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Childhood Love by Li-Li-ThePinkbookgirl reviews
COMPLETE Wendy came back with Peter and they are now enjoying their lives together forever. But when things seem to be against them whenever they try to create their lives together, will their love be able to survive?
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,587 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
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A Day In the Lavender Field reviews
A teenage John spends the day with his friend. Little does he know how what the friend has in store.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Peter Pan Story reviews
When a normal girl with dreams meets the one boy who can make though's exact dreams come true, not only will she get the adventure of her life she also finds love. Horrible summery with a better story
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Peter Pan
Oh Alice reviews
A poem wrote by the Mad Hatter/Tarrant as he slowly dies.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Alice reviews
A poem wrote by the Mad Hatter as he dies.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Mad Hatter/Hatta
Peter Pan's Flight reviews
I came up with this after reading chapter 1 of Peter Pan
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Peter Pan - Complete