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Joined 02-08-09, id: 1832219, Profile Updated: 08-02-09

I am a total dork, when I'm not reading twilight fanfic, I'm reading just about any book you put under my nose! I am married to the biggest geek I know, but he's hot and I love him anyway. I'm trying to be a better reader and actually leave reviews, but sometimes I forget, it doesn't mean I don't think you're amazing, I'm just a slacker... I tweet: slobber_monkey

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20137 - Favs: 13,093 - Follows: 5,439 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Dead Confederates by goldenmeadow reviews
Sultry, scary, Southern Gothic. A good ol' vamp with bad intentions, Eddie lives large as ever on the down-low, down South. Always under his skin, Bella's just sass in a frosty glass. **INSPIRED AWARDS WINNER Best Vampires & Best Bella** AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 338,303 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14518 - Favs: 11,849 - Follows: 5,462 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6613 - Favs: 4,314 - Follows: 3,189 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4673 - Favs: 3,650 - Follows: 3,649 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Red Strings of Fate by unicornhime reviews
AH AU When Edward finally gets the chance at getting the girl, he has no idea what to do, so he turns to a message board called The Red Strings of Fate. A story told in technology.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4087 - Favs: 4,015 - Follows: 3,897 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Star Mile by Malmo722 reviews
Bella and Edward are two young college students that are just trying to make it through life while discovering who they are and what they want. They drift through love, loss, heartache and all the wonderful things that life throws there way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 205,274 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4711 - Favs: 3,927 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3882 - Favs: 3,975 - Follows: 1,813 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward