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Joined 02-09-09, id: 1832522, Profile Updated: 04-01-11
Author has written 4 stories for Kingdom Hearts.

4/1/11

So I'm coming back to the site, and looking through my stories cuz ya know. Whatever. And WHAT THE FU*!! They took out the line seperater thingies. Crap, so now that my stories look like I have no idea how to write, Yeah. Please excuse that. I'll fix them later when I have time. Plus, sorry it's been so long. School. Ya knooow


Hey guys.! Wassup? So i'm back, finally. Decided to return, you know, awesome right? Okay okay i'm done. I might be a bit slow because i'm busy with a lot of stuff, so bear with me (:

My MIND works like LIGHTNING. One brilliant flash, and then it's gone.


(POST ITS xD)

My best friend is insane. if you agree or have an insane best friend copy this onto your profile

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98 percent of the teenage population does or had tried smoking pot. if you're on of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. and if you think that being unique is cooler then being cool, copy this on your profile.

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92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile. (and then I equipped the keychain you get after he fades in his memory)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke's a manwhore who ditched his village for his own selfish purposes and he deserves to burn for all the screwups he's made, copy this into your siggy

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Rockeh, Sakura LOVE Shadow, Habit, Feed Meh Bacon

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If you’ve ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy this onto your profile

If you ran up a down escalator, copy this onto your profile. (And damn, it was fun! I got yelled at for it, though.)

You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1- Luxord

2- Larxene

3- Zexion

4- Marluxia

5- Demyx

6- Saix

7- Axel

8- Vexen

9- Xigbar

10- Lexaeus

11- Roxas

12- Xaldin

13- Xemnas

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side?
Axel and Zexion? Humorous, I guess

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?
Marluxia and Lexaeus. Definitely smutty, but I’d write it fluffy xD

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?
Larxene and Xigbar? Lawl. That would be funny

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?
Luxord and Roxas. OH. MY. GOD.

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?
Vexen/Xemnas or Saix/Demyx? Wow. Vexen/Xemnas

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?
Xaldin? Haha hell no. o_o

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?
Would Zexion be happy if Roxas and Vexen got together. I think you should really ask Axel, that. xD

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.
Marluxia/Larxene? “Stand Down.”

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?
Lexaeus and Luxord? nah

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?
Demyx/Xemnas? I think it’d be kinda creepy

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?
Saix and Xigbar? Err. Saix would top.

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?
Luxord and Xemnas? My god, Luxord better be drunk!

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?
Roxas/Zexion: Two individuals drawn together by an odd fascination to observe. Sorry, best I could come up with on the spot xD

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?
Xaldin/Axel? oh geez, I just hope it doesn’t have xaldin’s sideburns or eyebrows o_o

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.
Luxord/Larxene/Vexen There is some FUCKED UP shit going on here!

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?
Xaldin an Marluxia getting married, while Demyx gives the speech? hah! too many jokes to actually put down xD

Born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just won't cut it. You're a 90's kid if YOU remember watching -Doug- Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain- AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles. If you've ever ended a sentence with the word "PHYCHE!" YOU just can't resist finishing this... "in west Philadelphia born and raised..." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters-Dinosaurs-Boy meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoon. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence... not. When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or --bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -Ms. Mary Maxk. When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original GameBoy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Vides... but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus-Wishobone-Reading rainbow-and Ghostwriter on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yo's were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st batman-Aladdin-Ninja Turtles-Ghost Busters. You remember Ring Pops. If you remember little paper fortune things, and then predicting your future with them. You played and/or collected "pogs" you had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word...Trolls. windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats- Wild Thronberry's-Power Rangers-Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "lisa frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watch the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" ...Enough said. You went to McDonals' to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the Myspace frenzy..Before the Internet & text messaging...Before Sidekicks & iPods... Before PlayStation 3 or X-BOX 360... Before Spongebob...Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually dissapear. Post this on your profile if you remember these days...

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Truth by Ebil Chameleon reviews
AkuRoku/SoRiku/Zemyx/Seiner. COMPLETE! "You scare him the most, Roxas. You are Axel's biggest fear. Because he's terrified of hurting you."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 232,282 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Rookie by XbuttonsX reviews
Roxas didn't believe in love at first sight. Axel was determined to make him see otherwise.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,979 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Bookstore by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Jacob works at a bookstore, a dull and meaningless job. The only excitement he gets? When a certain bronze haired god enters the store each day. Yeah, he might be obsessed. EdwardJacob, AU, oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,010 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/1/2010 - [Jacob, Edward] - Complete
Encounters by LovingPipersBoys reviews
Edward Cullen had it all. All except for the sexy wolf that his sister had seen him with in one of her visions. He has been waiting to meet him for years and everyday without him was torture. Everyday until now. Slash Edward/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Basic Imprinting by starry-nights88 reviews
Jacob only understood the basics of imprinting, but he finds himself getting a crash course on the subject when he imprints on someone totally unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,040 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Got it Memorized? by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Roxas wakes up in the hospital, the last five months a blank. He doesn't know why he’s suddenly living in another city, how he got the job of his dreams, and just who does this guy think he is, anyway? His boyfriend? Yeah, right... AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,889 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Seduction is a Tricky Art by Michele-bell reviews
Axel shows us a step-by-step process of how to seduce his boyfriend Roxas. He's got it down to a scientific method pretty much. AU. Oneshot. AkuRoku for uruwashii uso!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Onomatopoeia by DarkBlysse reviews
Ed looked over his shoulder at Roy and felt a slight blush creep up his neck as Roy leaned forward to grab the book, pinning him against the bookshelf in the process. Roy/Ed, Yaoi, Lemon, Library!Sex
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Ineloquence of Marriage by Blue Funk reviews
She said Roxas was going to be married in a week, whether he liked it or not. The catch was, the bride-to-be was a he.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
My Heart by Raive S. Reign reviews
Inspired by the song 'My Heart' by Paramore. Yaoi. AkuRoku. Any more details you'll have to find out by reading.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Friend In Need by QuirkQuirk reviews
Roxas just wanted to run away and find something more to life, but things get complicated when he is captured and taken to a world of neon lights and shiny windows selling boys. Cue a rescue mission from a devoted, overprotective best friend. AxelRoxas AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Happy Anniversary by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Of course, Roxas doesn’t have a romantic bone in his body. You can imagine how this is going to go.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Better Broken by Ellipsis the Great reviews
Sometimes, rules aren’t meant to be followed, and promises shouldn’t be kept. Seiner. COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,686 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
Where the Wild Things Are by well.fuck.me.son reviews
AkuRoku Day giftfic for Decorinne. After falling down a hole, meeting an enigmatic cat-boy, and struggling hard to stay, you know, *alive*, Axel's starting to get kind of fed up with this forest. Weird-ass oneshot in two parts.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 40,308 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
I Have a Large, Thick Sausage by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Well, there was me. And there was Sora, the kid who showed up one day, claiming to be my long lost twin. There was Axel, who was trying to worm his way into my heart. And my pants. And there was Riku. But you don't care about him. [AU] [AkuRoku] [RikuSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Fool Me Twice by QuirkQuirk reviews
Finding himself suckered into a winter trip to a ski resort, Roxas must deal with all of the crazy events that come his way... as well as face up to some old issues that just can't seem to be left behind. AxelRoxas AU COMPLETE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,563 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Where The Hell Is Magic Lake? by QuirkQuirk reviews
Who would have thought so much could go wrong on what started out as a simple camping trip? Includes rainbow rafts, marshmallow sucking, skinnydipping, boybands, and skidoos… also known as jet skis. AkuRoku AU COMPLETE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,388 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Man's Best Friend by QuirkQuirk reviews
Adopting a new pet is always an undertaking, but when Roxas picks up a stray dog one seemingly normal summer day, he gets himself into a lot more than he bargained for... AU AxelRoxas COMPLETE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,482 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Ever Heard of Public Transportation? by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Axel. Roxas. Bus. A few crappy pickup lines. [AU oneshot]. For Dualism.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Bittersweet Clouffie by Z.A.G reviews
Annijirika's Real Christmas gift. The story of Cloud and Yuffie. How they came together. Their friends and their family. Their past and their future. OneShot. Merry Christmas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Yuffie K., Cloud S. - Complete
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Show Stopper reviews
Roxas and Axel brake up. Roxas is devastated and would do anything to get back together with Axel. How did things get so complicated? oh, right. Yuffie. An Akuroku fic. :P
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,596 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Business reviews
I'm in my boss' office to talk about a possible business partner.When he began typing Virginia into Google it auto-completed the word with his recent search for virgin boy sex.I'm going on a business trip with him tomorrow.I am a young man.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Scared of spiders? reviews
Axel finds out that his boyfriend Roxas is terrified of spiders, and when he makes Roxas angry Axel gets denied sex for a week. Axel being the horny freak he is plots through the days trying to get Roxas to change his mind. Lemons in later chapters. ;3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Garments reviews
Sora comes home and tries on his new outfit. Riku sees, and he likes. -Lemons- Sidestory to Scared Of Spiders?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete