Emmy's Girl
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Joined 02-09-09, id: 1832725, Profile Updated: 08-18-11
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My Name is Alicia.

my favorite Colors are; Blue, Green, Red, Black, Grey, and Silver.

I'm 15...

Uhm, I think that's about it... i like potatoes too... and I don't like Pink or orange.. or yellow

Learning to trust Links;

Bella's Car:

Jasper's Car:

Emmett's Car:

Rosalie's Car:

Edwards Car:

Alice's Car:

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you want to be part of the 8 percent laughing your Ass off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

If you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.( :o )
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

You say Pink,
I say black!
You say the Harry Potter series,
I say the Twilight series!
You say the Jonas Brothers are hot,
I say the Cullen brothers are HOTTER!
You say Miley Cyrus,
I say Haley Williams!
You say Romeo and Juliet,
I say Emmett and Bella!
You say Werewolves,
I say Vampires!
You say Team Jacob,
I say Team Emmett 4 ever

You Know You Live In 2010 When...

1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven't played solitair with real cards in years

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends

8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this

10. You were too busy to notice number five

11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity

13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it

14. This was brought to us by the Jedi Mind Tric

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bucesae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
If you can read the message above paste it in your profile

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm a blonde so I MUST be a Ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell .
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST havE no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I like the taste..Is that weird??)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I DRINK at parties, so I MUST be an irresponsible alcoholic.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Men are like Parking Spots; the good ones are taken and the free ones are hadi capped

Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, ditch the fruit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is Carlisle Cullen, get those apples the hell away from me.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

I have OECD: Obsessive Emmett Cullen Disorder.

MIKE NEWTON: my worst nightmare.

If Emmett Cullen was real, I'd like, totally stalk him. :D

WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazardous to your health. (Not that you'd care.)

TWILIGHT: noun, 1. period between afternoon and nighttime 2. the first textually transmitted disease.

I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
Poke me. I dare you.
Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".


You love hoodies.
you Love Jeans
Dogs are better than Cats

It's Hilarious when people get hurt

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 18 out of 25
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 15 out of 25

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth
I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
You call me a B well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you think Mike Newton should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile.

Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support
Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a
conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I
heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer.
I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the
greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen.> Moving through the terminal was a group of soldiers in
their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone
(well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their
hands waving and cheering.>
When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being
applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone.
I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves
this country and supports our troops and their families.> Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for
these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the
line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and homewithout fear or reprisal.
Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country
or of our service men and women, a young girl, not more than
6 or 7 years old, ran up to one of the male soldiers. He
kneeled down and said 'hi.'>
The little girl then asked him if he would give something
to her daddy for her.>
The young soldier, who didn't look any older than maybe
22 himself, said he would try and what did she want to give
to her Daddy.. Then suddenly the little girl grabbed the
neck of this soldier, gave him the biggest hug she could
muster and then kissed him on the cheek.
The mother of the little girl, who said her daughter's
name was Courtney, told the young soldier that her husband
was a Marine and had been in Iraq for 11 months now. As the
mom was explaining how much her daughter Court ney missed
her father, the young soldier began to tear up.>
When this temporarily single mom was done explaining her
situation, all of the soldiers huddled together for a brief
second. Then one of the other servicemen pulled out a
military-looking walkie-talkie. They started playing with
the device and talking back and forth on it. After about 10-15 seconds of this, the young soldier walked
back over to Courtney, bent down and said this to her,
'I spoke to your daddy and he told me to give this to
you.' He then hugged this little girl that he had just
met and gave her a kiss on the cheek. He finished by saying
'your daddy told me to tell you that he loves you more
than anything and he is coming home very soon.' The mom at this point was crying almost uncontrollably and
as the young soldier stood to his feet, he saluted Courtney
and her mom. I was standing no more than 6 feet away from
this entire event.>
As the soldiers began to leave, heading towa rds their
gate, people resumed their applause. As I stood there
applauding and looked around, there were very few dry eyes,
including my own. That young soldier in one last act of
selflessness, turned around and blew a kiss to Courtney with
a tear rolling down his cheek.> We need to remember everyday all of our soldiers and their
families and thank God for them and their sacrifices. At the
end of the day , it's good to be an American.> RED FRIDAYS -- Very soon, you will see a great many
people wearing Red every Friday. The reason? Americans who
support our troops used to be called the 'silent
majority'. We are no longer silent, and are voicing our
love for God, country and home in record breaking numbers.>
We are not organized, boisterous or over-bearing We get no
liberal media coverage on TV, to reflect our message or our
opinions.. Many Americans, like you, me and all our friends,
simply want to recognize that the vast majority of America
supports our troops.> Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops
with dignity and respect starts this Friday -and continues
each and every Friday until the troops all come home,
sending a deafening message that.. Every red-blooded America
n who supports our men and women afar will wear some thing
By word of mouth, press, TV -- let's make the United
States on every Friday a sea of red much like a homecoming
football game in the bleachers.> If every one of us who loves this country will share this
with acquaintances, co-worker s, friends, and family. It
will not be long before the USA is covered in RED and it
will let our troops know the once 'silent' majority
is on their side more than ever; certainly more than the
media lets on.> The first thing a soldier says when asked 'What can we
do to make things better for you?' is...We need your
support and your prayers.> Let's get the word out and lead with class and dignity,

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends. If it's not one of them...it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family. So it's one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu...I think it's Collin.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going, "We fucked up, huh?"

Keep staring I might do a trick.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "i" together.
Woman: Really, I'd put "f" and "u" together.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98


11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96
But ,

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100


2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over top

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Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1915
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You since 1915
Edward Cullen: Uglier Than You since 1901

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children. ( too late now)

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if Abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

Reasons why girls are the best:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

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Eve by FloRose reviews
It's years after Breaking Dawn. Bella is forced to separate from her family and go with the Volturi. What do they have in store for her? Will Edward just let her go? And what will she do with Cole, who seems intrigued by her? Find out now, in this complete story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 73,829 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Totally Unexpected by totallyaddicted reviews
SEQUEL TO 'THE UNEXPECTED' READ THAT FIRST!Bella and Emmett have moved, how will the cope? How will Edward cope? Will they ever be together again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,742 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Oh Brother! by sammyalex-in-the-snogbox reviews
Emmett and Bella are a perfect couple. Well that is until Emmett's brother Edward comes home from boarding school. All Human! If I tell you who is with who, it will spoil it! RxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Reversal by Endless Questions reviews
Edward leaves Bella. Not long after, Victoria decides to pay her a visit and she realizes that the bonds growing between her and Emmett aren't exactly those of friendship. It's much better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,512 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Bored of Eternity by xx-twilight7-xx reviews
The Cullens, including Bella, are bored out of their minds. There are too many random things to describe. How much fun can you get up to with the Wii, toothbrushes, llamas, evil Jasper, fake blood and much more? Canon Pairings. Extreme OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,332 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Prince Produce by UofMAnne reviews
What are the chances that an overheard phone conversation in the produce department could lead to something more? Emmett's about to find out. AH-My submission for the 30 Days of Em.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,700 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Congratulations by retroninjachick reviews
Bella and Edward were once best friends, until Bella fell for him, only to run away after his wedding. It's been three years and they meet again. What exactly will go down when Edward realizes he might have made a mistake? Is it too late? E/B, AH complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 99,565 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13550 - Favs: 8,363 - Follows: 6,186 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Who are you? by emzycullen reviews
Edward never came back after New Moon. Bella, who is now a vampire changed by Laurent, never got over Edward. Edward also never got over Bella. One day, Bella gets a new co worker the same day Edward starts his new job. Coincadence?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,034 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 2/1/2009
The Super by teacupsNmints reviews
Emmett McCarty works a crappy job in an apartment building 2 hours from home and believes he deserves no better. Then he stumbles upon a mystery girl crying on the floor in the hallway. Will Emmett get what he deserves or does he deserve what he gets? M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
You never came back by KendaLanae reviews
Emmett and Bella were married and had the perfect family in their human lives. After a tragic bear attack they are separated. Seventy-five years later when they think each other is dead they will meet again. Will they have their happily ever after?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,763 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Shoot the Sky by Majesta Moniet reviews
After their bizarre encounter her first day in biology, Bella was certain that Edward Cullen was the most intriguing aspect of dreary Forks. Until she met his brother. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 184 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Love in the Restaurant by xx-twilight7-xx reviews
Bella Swan opens up a new Italian restaurant. Coincidently Edward Cullen owns a music shop across the street. Edward is Bella's first customer. "Well I'll leave you to eat. I'll come and check you out later." AH/AU. Fluffy Humour
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,189 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
On the Wings of an Angel by mygoldeneyedangel reviews
Sequel to Fearless. AH Bella helped Edward conquer his inner monster. Now that they've graduated from Forks High School, what does the world hold for them? Have they truly conquered all of the monsters?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,169 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
When Edward Met Bella by jliane reviews
So, can men and women really be friends? Edward Masen thinks so, and he's determined to prove it to the new woman in his life, the first grade teacher of his niece, little Lilly Whitlock. But does Edward's mind change when he gets to know Isabella Swan?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,916 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Jeopardy Friendly by SalamancaLaBlanca reviews
Emmett lost a bet and has to take a yoga class. What happens when instructor Isabella Swan is a little too jeopardy friendly? Rating for references to rape and suicide, innuendo, and violent situations.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Alpha Bravo Zulu by blackgem88 reviews
“I heard Mike and Jessica coming closer. So, I took an even bigger chance. I leaned up on my tiptoes and whispered, ‘Kiss me.’” After Mike left her at the altar, Bella's life hasn’t gone as planned, until she meets an Army Ranger named Emmett. AU EmxB ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,475 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Emmett
The Happily Ever After by Elmo's-Ninja reviews
Alice and Bella have been best-friends since they were 12. Now Alice's brother, Edward, is coming over to stay with them over the summer. Does Bella have feelings for him? All human. ExB RxE AxJ....R&R Thanks. : Rated T just in case!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward: The Womanizer by Elmo's-Ninja reviews
Bella is new to Forks High.She meets Alice, Rosalie, Emmett and Jasper. She also meets Alice's player of a brother, Edward. Edward has feelings for Bella that he's never had for anyone else. Bella has feelings for Edward to. Can she change his player way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10047 - Favs: 7,482 - Follows: 6,142 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
A twist of Fate by emmettsangel728 reviews
What if Edward had a couple extra seconds to think about saving Bella from the van? What if, in those seconds, he realizes he loves someone else. What if the broken heart saved Bella? What would happen? Emmett/Bella Of course
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,628 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Fighting For Everything We're Worth by Miss-Beckie-Louise reviews
Edward leaves Bella in New Moon. A new love occurs.. B&Em/R&Ed/A&J/Es&Ca- Slightly OOC, Vamps,Humans and Wolves- COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,368 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3681 - Favs: 2,927 - Follows: 2,662 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
50 Things To Do When You're Bored Vampire Style by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. Except now Bella is one of them. Sometimes other people are bought into the insaness. You never know what they are up to now...Since nothing is holding them back now. Chapter 6: Canoeing Pumpkin Style
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009
The Reason Is You by theonewhoburnedthesun reviews
Everyone has their own way of dealing with problems. Edward Cullen is an addict, and new girl Bella Swan has her own way of dealing. Can these two help each other find their way back from their darkest hour? Was Redeeming All That's Left-please reread!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,323 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
Forms of Love by My.Edward.Anthony reviews
Bella Swan, heartbroken, moves from Phoenix to New York. One night the gorgeous Cullen brothers end up in her apartment. Find out what happens after Rose, Alice and Bella share their apartment with Edward, Emmett and Jasper. Summary's crap but gud story :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,296 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008
Shut Up and Play by Llamalicious Twi-Hards reviews
Bella moves to Forks after her mother gets married. Football is Bella’s life and she is really good at it. The only problem it is her senior year and the guys at Forks high aren’t exactly going to let a girl join their team.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,993 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sleeping with a Monster by SavageWoman reviews
Marie Swan Cook lived in fear of her husband James. After escaping and assuming a new identity as Bella, will she be able to start over again and learn to trust and love another man with the help of her neighbor Edward Masen? AH, OOC, BxE, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,846 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Start by Anne191091 reviews
When Bella was in the 6th grade she was picked on. By Edward. She moved. Something happened and now she’s back. Living with Edward. Will they Fall in love? Was there a misunderstanding? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,413 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
That Girl by yellowiswhatgood reviews
tomboy bella get player edwards attention.shes Emmet's lil sis but how will he act when he finds out that a certain ex friend of his is having feelings for his sister?EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,805 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Don't Know The Half Of It by NotYourBestFriend reviews
Edward Cullen had it all. Fame, money, good looks. Until one day, a little girl shows up on his door step, claiming he's her father. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,192 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Isle Esme II by 2carm2carm2 reviews
What will happen when all the Cullens go on vacation to Isle Esme. What happens when the girls and boys get in a fight. How many bad jokes can Emmett make? How much bonding time can Edward take until he cracks? Set after Breaking Dawn. In Alice POV, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,634 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
My Heart Has Found Its Home by Morine123 reviews
Three months after Edward leaves Bella is still a zombie. She has not yet developed a friendship with Jacob. But one day she finds a human Edward at her door. Another Edward turning human story, but it's different. Things still can never be easy for love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I work at Hollister by plzbeminearchie1991 reviews
Bella Swan has been offered to be a model for Hollister. What happens when she meets Edward Cullen, a womanizer, at work. Will his charm trick her? And a sudden return of an ex? AH. ExB. I suck at summaries. It would be helpful to look inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,573 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The rest of forever by Mk Marie reviews
SEQUEL TO A SECOND LIFE, A SECOND CHANCE. Will ExB be able to make it through a new set of problems? Including being stuck in an airplane with crazy family members, drastic changes to the family dynamic, and most challenging... Alice, the wedding nazi?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,358 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
My angel by DawnOfNight55 reviews
Edward leaves bella and instead of falling into a deep depression she thinks she hates him, and makes a realization that she is glad of, something that alters her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,311 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Heartbreak and Harvard by vampiregirl143 reviews
AH Edward and Bella have been best friends since birth, but Edward broke her heart on her 13th birthday. 5 years later with both of them attending Harvard in the fall will Bella find it in her heart to forgive him, or will it be heartbreak all over again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 122,032 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fun at WalMart by Christine232 reviews
Bella, Jacob, and the Cullen's go to Wal-Mart to have some fun. Better than it sounds! I suck at summaries! Read and Respond!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Breaking Dawn Quotes of the Day FAQ! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
Confused about the quotes of the day! Well, I'm here to un confuse you. Or confuse you more... Well, crazy and random answers to all your BD Qoutes of the day wonderings! Full explination inside.-IS BACK AGAIN BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD ME TO D:-
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
Runaway by Jasper's Little Sprite reviews
When Bella gets pregnant she runs away, not wanting to stand in way of the Edward's dreams. What will happen when they meet 5 years later? All human! -Being Edited-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,519 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hometown Heroes by Keira Sawyer reviews
OOC, AH. Bella Swan is the only girl on the football team. Charlie is a Navy Seal sent off on his duty. Tragic things happens, can the Cullens help Bella cope? Can Bella convince the guys that she can play football? over 30,000 hits! RIDIC :D E/B, edited
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,256 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brothers to hold and shinning lights by XxXGreeneyesxXx reviews
Bella is the youngest in her family. With 4 older bros and her dead mom she moves away for school. BUt now she's back but how will her brothers take it and is there hope for Bella's love life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,921 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Locked in! by Mega-Twilight-fan1991 reviews
Edward and Bella get locked in a mall together. What will happen? My first fan fiction, is better than summary! All Human! Normal Pairings! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,389 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love's Sunrise by Happy Bells reviews
Sparks fly when Bella meets a handsome stranger at her birthday party. What happens when she finds out he's her best friend's brother and they're now living in the same house? Is love in the air for a devestated Bella? All Human. Feel good romance. BxEd
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 63,079 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What if Bella Never Moved to Forks by theonewhoburnedthesun reviews
What if Bella never moved to Forks to live with Charlie? Would destiny find a way to bring the star-crossed lovers Edward and Bella together in college? Could the well-known forbidden love story turn into an easier love? Alternating Edward and Bella POVs.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,163 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bellas Life by totallyaddicted reviews
Just a story about Bella's Life... Drama, Romance and Friendship. Suck at these Summaries so check it out! Better then it sounds... i hope!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,650 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
A second life, a second chance by Mk Marie reviews
AU-Human. When Bella's twin brother dies in a horrible accident Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. Ofcourse she meets the gang there and they try to help her get setteled in her new life. ExB, All human. Sucky summary... give it a chance? Thnx
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 79,799 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Next Door by Keira Sawyer reviews
Bella is the girl next door. Edward is the boy next door. Find out what happens when they meet! All human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost and Found by Keira Sawyer reviews
Bella and her admirers go camping. She gets lost and the Cullen boys will have to come to her rescue. AH. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
The third rule by RachelJhoson reviews
In order to start university and a most independent life, Bella moves to her mother's former apartment,at Forks.But when she gets there she finds out she is not the only owner of the apartment!A GUY lives there too!ALL HUMAN...EDWARDXBELLA!plz review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dancing In The Moonlight by jliane reviews
After an emotional two week romance, Edward and Bella are finally together and enjoying their life and work at Cullen Institute for the Arts. What happens when someone wants to shake up their fairy tale romance? Sequel to Lullabies Go On!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,754 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flightless Bird by Maggiepie34 reviews
Bella, Edward, and Carlisle just happen to be on the same plane as it crashes onto a deserted island. They are the only survivers. They have never met. Edward and Carlisle are Vampires, Bella is human.REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,908 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
The Ship of Dreams by Twi-Vamp reviews
Bella is Alice, daughter of the esteemed Dr.Cullens companion aboard the great Titanic, earning money for her father. Bella & Edward soon fall in love. Will they survive the tragedy & what will Edwards family think of their relationship? R&R please
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,539 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
You're on by plzbeminearchie1991 reviews
Alice is sick of Bella's tomboy ways, so they make a bet that Bella has to be a girly girl for an entire month. What will happen when her other best friend, Edward, suddenly takes a romantic interest in her? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,236 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unexpected Little Things by iloveeverythingyou reviews
What if the gorgeous Edward Cullen doesn't have the strength to stay away from Bella? What happens when he bites her on her first day in Forks? And what happens when it seems everyone is out to get them? Edward&Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,278 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There is No One Left to Protect Me, No One to Care by SRWM reviews
When Emmett leaves for college Bella is left alone with their not to kind parents. With parents who hate her, A friend who's dad is a doctor, and her brother coming home for a visit, can she handle it, or will her parents break her under the pressure?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella
Alternate Ending to Fearless by mygoldeneyedangel reviews
This is the alternate ending to my story Fearless. If you haven't read that story, you need to read it before you read this. I will warn you, this ending is heartwrenching. Consider yourself warned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,393 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Insomniac by Keira Sawyer reviews
Pale, beautiful, tired--those are just a few words that describe Bella Swan. She's forced to make herself have dreamless sleeps for fear of those haunting red eyes. Can Edward and the rest help her finally rest in peace? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Auction A Date by xoxofanpire reviews
Auction a Date Ball!: One of the biggest events in Forks High! What if Edward didnt fall in love with Bella the first time around? What will happen when he is pranked? Or is the prank a blessing in disguise?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,658 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Always and Forever by fiction-is-my-addiction reviews
For My Valentine" contest entry. The Nomads never show up in the clearing. Edward and Bella go back to school the next day. Starts off at the baseball field and continues through the day of everyone finding out about the new couple.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I need to escape by SaveMyHeart reviews
Bella lives in forks with Charlie and Renee. After Renee dies Charlie becomes abusive. The Cullens move to town and Bella becomes friends with them. Can they save her from an abusive Charlie? All Human. My first fanfic...plz reivew: rated T for violence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,779 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008
The Last Night by mskayla reviews
All Human. Renee is a druggie that beats Bella. Her dad turns his head because he's in love with Renee. It started when she was 14. For 3 yrs she thinks she worthless cutting herself. Can the Cullens change her outlook on life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 90,126 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Sorta Fairytale by linnybug reviews
Bella Swan is a 20-year-old au pair for a widower named Carlisle Cullen. On a summer trip to Ireland, she meets Carlisle's bad seed nephew, Edward. Rated M because, well, you know me...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,188 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Learning to Trust reviews
Bella gets stood up by Edward and Meets Emmett at her brother, Jasper's, work. At first she has trouble trusting another guy but will it be Love or just another game? Can Emmett Learn to heal too? AH OOC Caution: Language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Bella, Emmett
No Numbers reviews
Bella Swan moves to Forks. She can see numbers above peoples heads that say how many hours untill they die. The Cullens have no numbers and she gets suspitious. Will Bella find out about the Cullens? Better than summary, I hope. First fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Edward, Bella