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Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf
by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
by kakkii reviews
Edward and his brothers have secret powers, so what happens when four new girls arrive and uncover their secret.Will it start a prank war or will it bring them together? What if the girls have secrets too!BXE AXJ ANXBEN RXEM No Superman Stuff! /ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,515 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 1/24/2009
Bored of Eternity
by xx-twilight7-xx reviews
The Cullens, including Bella, are bored out of their minds. There are too many random things to describe. How much fun can you get up to with the Wii, toothbrushes, llamas, evil Jasper, fake blood and much more? Canon Pairings. Extreme OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 115,332 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
by Sylverster reviews
What will the story be like if Bella is already a vampire, and a powerful one, at that. With Renee, she meets the Cullen coven, and found her world turned upside down as her mate is found. Nothing will be the same anymore...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,464 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13249 - Favs: 7,895 - Follows: 5,875 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Week at Forks High
by TheHustler reviews
Its Bellas first week at Forks High and she is surprised to find everyone is sex crazy! With a new, crazy pairing each chapter, what will our protagonist do to get the man she wants? Hilarious and extremely HOT! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,681 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson
by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15691 - Favs: 6,772 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Everyone, say your prayers for Mike Newton
by nattycullen reviews
Edward's gym class is playing Bella's class and Mike Newton flings the ball at Bella and hits her face, resolving into a very angry Edward Cullen...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Tellytubby101 reviews
Bella is a half-immortal with a secretive past that haunts her still. She has to keep an eye out for the dangerous burning flame on the horizon. The Cullens are still vampires, but they don't know what Bella is... Or what she's capable of. AU. A bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,412 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ever the same
by KelseyJane reviews
When Edward left, Bella changed. She changed everything about herself in hopes of forgetting him. Four years later, she is known as Elle Swan, a successful interior designer in California. What happens when she's sent somewhere else for work?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,480 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009
by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
EDWARDS SNEAKIN AROUND
by xXsmart-lil-cookieXx reviews
Edward has been acting weird lately.He's been getting home later and later. Bellas getting worried,and Isn't the only one who notices Edward's strange behavior.All the Cullens notice his behavior.Is there a new women in Edward's life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,943 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
FunTime with the Cullens!
by Twisisters reviews
Jacob imprints on a corpse, Emmett gets really drunk, Sam is reduced to a bloody mess and Jasper decides he wants to live on the bottom of the ocean. what's not to like? rated T just in case 4 future chaps.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
by lilicullen13 reviews
Bella is abused by Charlie and cuts herself. She has no friends and no one to go to when she is hurt. When the Cullens come to town, what will happen. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,793 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
by VampireSarz55 reviews
What happens when two girls with very powerful gifts accidentally kidnapp Shane Grey from Camp Rock and Jasper Hale from Twilight? A girly fantasy with a nice ending. more chapters to come.
Crossover - Twilight & Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Jasper, Shane G.
Keep Away with the Cullens
by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
by twilightseries4life reviews
This is basically a story about Edward, Bella, Jasper, Emmett, Alice, and Rosalie as toddlers. Follow their crazy adventures together. From Jasper learning about PMSing, to Emmett committing "suicide". Cute fluff. Good for a few quick laughs! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
by georgiasf reviews
The Cullen "children" plus Bella end up on a desert island! How will 5 vampires and one human survive this?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,013 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009
Bella Swan: Kidnapper
by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8488 - Favs: 13,187 - Follows: 2,689 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Log Of Mike Newton diary isn't manly
by Popular Galinda reviews
This is the diary of Mike Newton during the Twilight Series. This is a parody and it shows how stupid Mike Newton really is. PS: if you like Mike, I suggest you don't read it. I kinda like Mike, I pick him over Jacob any day! Chapter 10 is up
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Mike - Complete
Unknowingly Knowing the Past
by Ellie is a freak name reviews
The Cullens know nothing of Twilight:the book by Meyer entailing their secrets.No one in Forks does.But Ella does.Now she's in Forks,so are the Cullens. Will she affect their lives with her knowlege?Will she even tell them?How would they react?cannon pair
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,961 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008
by Rese1986 reviews
Bella is the victim of an unspeakable crime. She choses to bear this burden alone. Will Bella keep her deepest darkest secret to herself or will she find the strength to reach out to her family and friends?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,743 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
by MangoTango450 reviews
The first time she sits with Edward at lunch, things go differently from there.She accidently "finds out" about them from Emmett!You wont believe the idiocy is that a word? of Emmett in my story! Caution:may cause uncontrollable laughter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Emmett, Bella
by SevenDayLoan reviews
Every 10 or so years, the cullens trade... spouses. emmettxbella Sequel to Truth or dare... alice style.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Bring Me To Life
by Spider-Monkey-Forever reviews
Bella is abused by Charlie. What happens when the Cullens move to Forks? rated for language, abuse, and possible rape. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,814 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3005 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
by Bexxii Cullen reviews
The Cullens play all your favourite party games. Very out of character, but still very fun. First off, Truth or Dare!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009
Auction A Date
by xoxofanpire reviews
Auction a Date Ball!: One of the biggest events in Forks High! What if Edward didnt fall in love with Bella the first time around? What will happen when he is pranked? Or is the prank a blessing in disguise?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,658 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dare or Dare
by xAmyrax reviews
When Bella hangs out with the Cullen's for the weekend, she gets roped into the most extreme version of truth or dare, ever. What will happen? Occurs sometime after Eclipse meaning there are spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009
Mike's Plan: The Mike Challenge
by jerzeychick375 reviews
Mike's many ridiculous plans on how to get Bella away from Edward. Mike is a litte ooc.RxR please! Disclaimer: i own nothing! Enjoy Mike's many ridiculous plans on how to win Bella's heart away from Edward!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,503 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Mike, Bella - Complete
The Adventures of Bella and the Crazy Cullens
by disenchantedx reviews
Extremely random situations the Cullens and Bella get themselves into. Based on inside jokes/ my random experiences. Very OOC, but amusing.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008
by SheBlushesSoSweetly reviews
Kids at Forks High are sick of being turned down by Bella and Edward. Sides form and they launch a war against them trying to tear apart the beloved couple. All's fair in love in war.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/30/2007
Life Starts Now reviews
No-one knows who she is or where she came from apart from Alex herself. Only Alex knows the future of the Cullens and Swans. You wanna know how? She's read the twilight saga and now she's in it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010