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Joined 02-09-09, id: 1832841, Profile Updated: 08-06-12

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I found the fandom as I searched for a way to help feed/curb my addiction to Twilight. I had read the series through four times, and no matter what, it never changed and I somehow felt like I needed something to be different with these characters so that I could find an outlet for the anxiety, the excitement...the passion that the story stirred inside of me. Surfing through web site after web site, I finally accepted that I was not the only married woman with a family who was obsessed with this crazy phenom.

I stumbled upon Wide Awake by AngstGodess003 and my life has never been the same. This led to me reading more and more stories and eventually gave me the courage to write my own. I've made aquaintances and friends through this amazing fandom, and for that I am eternally greatful. I've found an outlet and those who understand my need for one.

*NOTE*

I have taken down my stories, and I apologize if there are readers who have not yet finished reading them. My busy family and life are leaving very little time for me to participate in the fandom, and it's been that way for quite some time now, but I've been putting off pulling my work because...well...it's sad. I have made some great friends through this crazy world, and I am grateful for the kindness readers have shown. It's time for me to be moving on, thank you all for sharing your worlds and for being a part of mine.

xoxo, fanpiremama

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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14748 - Favs: 7,360 - Follows: 7,029 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20124 - Favs: 13,021 - Follows: 5,421 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14504 - Favs: 11,783 - Follows: 5,439 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12261 - Favs: 7,552 - Follows: 6,183 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11452 - Favs: 4,491 - Follows: 3,698 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5447 - Favs: 6,527 - Follows: 5,195 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From Rampant Rabbit to Holy Habit by beckysparkles reviews
Bella is a promiscuous girl. Sexy and beautiful, she can have any man she wants, and usually does. That is until she meets Edward. Handsome, perfect, and completely unobtainable because...well, you will have to read to find out. Rated M. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,796 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 4,622 - Follows: 3,399 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Companion by bellamarie117 reviews
Bella Swan always believed in happily ever afters.When she marries her high school sweetheart & starts her own wedding business, she thinks she's living her dream.Then it all comes crashing down.Can a handsome photographer help her believe in love again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,108 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8801 - Favs: 5,527 - Follows: 3,842 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8893 - Favs: 7,364 - Follows: 4,866 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
15 Step by Jenny Jerkface reviews
17-year old Bella Swan moves to Forks after being abandoned by her mother. With music as her only friend and a penchant for trouble, Bella just wants to be left alone. Unfortunately, her behavior attracts the attention of hot tempered Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,617 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Eight Nights of Delights by stupidsuckedinreader reviews
AH/Jewish:Bella Swanstein & Edward Cullenman home from college and abandoned by their friends during winter break, find love within one another by the light of the Hanukkah menorah. A collection of stories with a kosher twist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,754 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8198 - Favs: 7,107 - Follows: 3,465 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Find Mate by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
He was tall, slightly thin, with messy bronze hair hung in careless disarray, framing a face any normal nerd would kill for. He made the most average pair of dark framed glasses the sexiest thing Bella had ever seen. Who says gamers aren't sexy? EXB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,563 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5846 - Favs: 6,119 - Follows: 4,842 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reunion Outtakes by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Ever wonder what happened when...Various outtakes from Reunion
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,438 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3556 - Favs: 3,764 - Follows: 2,176 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 6,118 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,056 - Follows: 5,786 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angel by BettiGefecht reviews
Angst-ridden entry for The Black Balloon Contest. Making Edward's darkest time in NM yet a littler darker. EPOV. Canon. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Edward - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11314 - Favs: 4,599 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Time Caller by bellamarie117 reviews
Bella is a grad student moonlighting as an 'Adult Phone Entertainer'. One night she gets a call she'll never forget. Fluffy O/S, BxE, AH. Rated M for language and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 316 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foolproof by Tinkerbella C reviews
My name is Bella Swan and I am totally and irrevocably in love with my best friend Edward Cullen. His sister Alice has a plan to make him notice me, claims it's fool proof but what happens if I turn out to be the fool? BxE.Slight AU.AH First full fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,694 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Star Mile by Malmo722 reviews
Bella and Edward are two young college students that are just trying to make it through life while discovering who they are and what they want. They drift through love, loss, heartache and all the wonderful things that life throws there way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 205,274 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Christmas With the Cullens by BlueIsSoul reviews
Ever since she can remember, Bella Swan has spent her Christmas with the Cullens. This Christmas its time to sort out those Edward related "complications". But what happens when Edward has a new introduction to make? Rating: Mature Pairing: EB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,691 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 5,069 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4710 - Favs: 3,926 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8711 - Favs: 14,176 - Follows: 2,937 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Romeo and Juliet by Nicholh2008 reviews
Bella is paired with Alice for an English project. They have to recreate a scene from Romeo and Juliet, Bella's favorite play. But she doesn't understand how two people can fall in love so fast, until she meets Alice's Brother Edward. LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,433 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wilting by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
So, this is my life, a childish game. Ruled by God, damned by fate. A game of love and lost." AU/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,530 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
I've Been Looking For You by cdunbar reviews
Bella is a graduate student in Seattle when she runs into Edward, who teaches at the same college. What will she do when she hits it off with Edward, only to have a former love come back into her life? AH, Canon. *ON HIATUS til Resident Geek is finished*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,792 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Mutual Assent by cdunbar reviews
Short, fluffy ExB one-shot. Nothing more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She's Royal by halojones reviews
The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,148 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 2,325 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Follow You into the Dark by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
What's the farthest thing from The Cleavers? The Cullens! How will Bella fair being a human, living in a house full of vampires, with a past that might come back to bite her? Rated M for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,665 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Vicissitudes by Twilightzoner reviews
What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
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