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Author has written 21 stories for Dukes of Hazzard, and Twilight.

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The Boss by Edward's Eternal reviews
He stepped back, his face evil and twisted. He was like an avenging angel - straight from hell. He held out his hand. Marriage or death.Did Bella have a choice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,167 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 852 - Published: 4/18
After Hours by Edward's Eternal reviews
A late, anxious patient. A compassionate nurse. What happens when comfort becomes something else?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,219 - Reviews: 5081 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14779 - Favs: 12,649 - Follows: 5,713 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Belong To You by JiffyKate reviews
I'm ready for you. Ready to watch every move you make. Ready to hear every word you sing. Because I know. I know it's all for me. Contest entry for the Control. Possess. Seduce. Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 154 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Snowfall Kind of Love by TheFicChick reviews
There's one thing on my grown-up Christmas list, and while it includes a number of specifics in varying degrees of dirtiness, it really all boils to the one thing I've wanted for a year and a half: a do-gooder with unruly hair and a Mister Rogers sweater, and a lifetime of nights that would land me squarely on the naughty list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,622 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Sprinkling of Sugar by Edward's Eternal reviews
Edward Cullen is a busy executive, who lives for only one thing—his company. His gruff attitude and rigid ways are what make him a success. There is no room for fun or distractions. An unwanted trip close to the holidays, brings 3 huge distractions into his life—a chatty teenager, a tiny, lisping angel, and most importantly—one small, determined woman. How will he handle them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,668 - Reviews: 4903 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 12/2/2015 - Complete
Boy with a Broken Halo by araeo reviews
I haven't called myself a Masen since I legally claimed my parents' estate. I haven't thought of myself as a true Cullen since I broke Carlisle's cardinal rule. When I meet Her, the only thing I can call myself is ruined. AU. **Winner, Red Eyed Edward Contest: 2nd place Judges' Score; Judge's Choice - Fic That Ruined Me**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,778 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 196 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Bella, Edward
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 8795 - Favs: 4,059 - Follows: 2,284 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Librarian by spanglemaker9 reviews
Bella's found a creative way to use her degree, and it's going great. Until Eddie Masen crosses her desk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,959 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 357 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Watch and See by JiffyKate reviews
Her sexual experience is limited, at best. She's never found pleasure in it, so what's the point? Now, though, she wants what he's giving. Seeing the women fall apart against his window has her yearning and wanting to the point she almost combusts sitting on the ledge, merely an observer. What would it be like if she were one of them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,324 - Reviews: 4889 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 2,327 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tinder is the Night by LayAtHomeMom by MeetTheMateContest reviews
With thousands of potential mates at your fingertips, finding a connection is just a swipe away. Sometimes you have to left swipe a lot of Mr. Wrongs to swipe Mr. Right.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 183 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
As One Does by purelyamuse reviews
"You keep giving me excuses and lashing out at me, but you know what? Not once have you said, 'Edward, this could never work because I don't even like you.' Which means," he leans in conspiratorially, "that you do. Like me." As One Does one-shot won 5th Place Public Vote in the May to December Contest as well as a the Romeo and Planetbluefic's Judge's Choice. Now it's expanded!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,522 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Complete
At The Deep End by naelany reviews
After an encounter at camp many years ago Jasper thought he would never see Edward again but little did he know who his new teammate would turn out to be...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 199,472 - Reviews: 2714 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Prettiest Regret by TheFicChick reviews
He looks like summer. He looks like freedom. He looks like the best kind of bad idea.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 433 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grind by JonesnInDaHood reviews
Beaches and boardwalks, endless summers and sugar cones. Adulthood crept up on Bella Swan sometime ago. Can a local skater make her feel young again? Now complete and too, too sweet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 37,781 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aloftsoar by twentyfourth and vine reviews
There is no reason - no reason whatsoever that someone as famous as Edward Cullen would reply to a message someone sent him through social media. So why is he replying to me?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Complete
Felt by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Former lovers lay it all out on the table. Taking shots never hurt this good. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20363 - Favs: 13,653 - Follows: 5,583 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
These Hearts Adore by YellowGlue reviews
Innocence spins him harder than moonshine. Patience makes her glow from the inside. Summertime on the lake, and a fall she fears more than anyone ever should. Wild sweet pea and Jeremiah Weed. Morning rain and pink sunshine. One love. Two mouths. One love. One house. Palm to palm, this is how we always start. What started as an entry for Dirty Talkin Edward, grew and grew.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,163 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 235 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Flesh by JonesnInDaHood reviews
Masen's words stopped my heart. The impatient fumbling of his fingers started it back up again as he ran his thumb along the loopy, black cursive that bound us. I knew he had me then. He knew he had me from the start.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,229 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 416 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Bella, Edward
Good In The Stacks by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Six-foot-two, disheveled hair, and screen-printed t-shirt likely wouldn't be most people's idea of a sexy librarian fantasy. Their loss. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 337 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Felt by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Former lovers lay it all out on the table. Taking shots never hurt this good. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,462 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Topsy-Turvy by TheFicChick reviews
"I just…these could be the last three minutes, you know? Like, the last three minutes before…things are different."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,247 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grasping Darkness, Hungry Light by KiyaRaven reviews
I'd lived in the darkness for so long, I was afraid the light would blind me. But she was there. By my side. And she taught me how to live again. *Sequel to Grasping Darkness.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,876 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shot In The Dark by TwiHEAcontest reviews
Love isn't blind- it just has something in its eye. Contest entry for the Happily Ever After TwiFic Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Raw and Rosy Revisited by tuesdaymidnight reviews
A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,633 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward
(Un)Dressing Edward Cullen by TwiHEAcontest reviews
Edward Cullen is an A-list actor with horrific taste in clothing. Bella Swan is his long-suffering stylist who wants to strangle him one minute and kiss him the next. When Edward crashes her date, Bella has to choose between dressing her client and undressing the man she loves. Entry for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,630 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12745 - Favs: 6,760 - Follows: 6,070 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coffeehouse Slut by Mrs.TheKing reviews
One Shot from the Twifan G compilation. I miss you, Mad4Hugh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
Hardcover Paranormal Romance by badjujube reviews
Edward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook. AU, goofy. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,720 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Boy by mskathy reviews
Single VetBella meets divorced architect dad Edward in an unnamed big box pet store. After a steamy night together, they're left to figure out their feelings and how to mesh two very different lives. AU/AH,lemons,grown up themes,adult!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,237 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Rescue me by venomousgal reviews
Bella Swan is accident prone and always in need of rescuing. Sexy neighbour Edward Masen is an EMT and more than willing to handle the job.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,997 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 3,169 - Follows: 2,753 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 3,350 - Follows: 2,448 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Without Reserve by DH78 reviews
Bella sees him all the time as he mans the reserves desk at the campus library. She thinks she's got him pegged. What she doesn't know might surprise her. WINNING ENTRY FOR THE FIC THIS GIF ANON CONTEST: "HIGHEST SWOON FACTOR"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 429 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7573 - Favs: 11,024 - Follows: 5,960 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10759 - Favs: 12,113 - Follows: 12,688 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Trip Home 2 by mskathy reviews
Bella, Edward, and Jasper have committed to each other and set about creating a life together. They experience the normal ups and downs of married life, along with some unique challenges. Poly E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,106 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8377 - Favs: 5,977 - Follows: 4,278 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take What You Want by purelyamuse reviews
Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,629 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Up To Scratch by Vican reviews
Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,298 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Nighthawks and Wonderwalls by CherBella reviews
Bella seeks refuge from horrible nightmares at a small all-night diner, where Edward is the new night-shift waiter. Together they help save and heal each other from their pasts... extended from the original Love Through Lemons contest entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,605 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 3107 - Favs: 4,294 - Follows: 2,821 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5511 - Favs: 6,923 - Follows: 5,272 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3664 - Favs: 4,536 - Follows: 4,569 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11644 - Favs: 9,608 - Follows: 6,676 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Change in Plans by naelany reviews
Everything was set. Flights and hotels booked. Plans were made. And then everything changed, all because of an accident. How can a ruined summer possibly turn out to be the best one yet?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8187 - Favs: 8,420 - Follows: 8,537 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6657 - Favs: 6,105 - Follows: 3,611 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Merry Textmas Futuretake by DH78 reviews
Originally included in the FFT compilation. There's a wedding. There's texting. There's a future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 125 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Marked by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 465,518 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Five Nights by theladyingrey42 reviews
She thinks that I'm rejecting her. I know I'm still rejecting myself. - Five nights that could have happened in Eclipse. You know, if you forget that whole abstinence thing. AU / ExB / EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 128 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Date by OneCharlieGirl reviews
He was my brother's best friend ...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Rosalie
Darkbloom by NelsonSmandela reviews
Post-BD. "Everyone in my world is ageless, unchanging, while I feel like I'm hurtling toward old age on a runaway train. I can feel my cells dividing." A half-vampire, half-girl on the cusp of maturity, Renesmee grapples with the life she's always known.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8905 - Favs: 5,777 - Follows: 3,910 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Piano Lessons by edwardsothalova reviews
Edward Cullen is a freelancing musician. Bella is a middle school English teacher. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella’s students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. Guess who her teacher is? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/5/2008
Fruitcake by Wonderkin reviews
One-shot for the FML Contest. Poor Edward. His family thinks he's gay, and gives him a fruitcake at Christmas to symbolically let him know that they're okay with it. The trouble? He's straight. ExB. AH. Oh, boy. Link to the contest in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 3,240 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6895 - Favs: 10,355 - Follows: 3,195 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
30 days of Emmett by 30 Days of Emmett reviews
5 weeks of drabbles and one shots from more than 70 authors, all devoted to the big guy with the dimples. All ratings, all pairings, all universes and genres.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,720 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Emmett - Complete
The Trip Home Outtakes by mskathy reviews
Various outtakes and sideshots from The Trip Home. AU-H, lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,618 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3568 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Idee Fixe by DizzyUpTheGirls reviews
If he didn't count, if everything didn't add up, something terrible would happen. Edward knew that. He knew that his sister would have a terrible accident, or the basement would suddenly flood, or his dog would run away. A short story about OCD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
Fixation by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Edward has a dirty secret. Bella is invisible. One strange day brings them together. One-shot entry for AwkWard contest. AH, E/B, flangst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Paper Faces by SorceressCirce reviews
What lurks beneath masks and elaborate costumes is often a surprise...even to the ones wearing them. When past and present collide, the future is uncertain but inevitable. A tale of two men discovering themselves told in 100-word drabbles. Slash, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 10,734 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
Three of a Kind by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2999 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 6,205 - Follows: 4,849 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5383 - Favs: 7,078 - Follows: 3,388 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stripped by reagan o'connor reviews
Bella finds herself trapped in a bad relationship and takes off to start a new life. She finds work as an exotic dancer, and finds she must overcome many issues in order to build a new relationship with a new man, Edward Cullen. **ADULT THEMES** OOC, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 119,809 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Gomez by TWBB reviews
Unexpected visitors surprise the Cullen Family, one from Jasper's past, the other held against her will. Inexplicable things happen that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12606 - Favs: 7,330 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Fix You by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Reeling from traumatic events in high school, Alice hid away a part of her soul. Can Jasper help her find it again, when she didn't know she was looking? Story is rated M for language. A/J, AH, OOC. Part of larger series *In the Days of Auld Lang Syne*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,346 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2970 - Favs: 3,766 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
But Inside I'm Screaming by epicinsanity101 reviews
Jessica Stanley must deal with keeping up appearances, her slutty mother, amazing/annoying friend/zombies, being chubby, having "pent up anger", and falling in like with someone she hates. MikexJess
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
Fred Flintstone, Meet Mr Cullen by gray.and.yellow reviews
TFLN contest entry collaboration by AmelieGray & YellowGlue. Superhealthybella's got it bad for her Bio teacher with a sweet tooth. M for language and citrus. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,549 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10051 - Favs: 7,488 - Follows: 6,142 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Baby, It's Cold Outside by NelsonSmandela reviews
One-shot for the Fun With Your Clothes On contest. Newlywedward comes home to find a broken heater and a frigid Bella. AH. Rated M for citrusy goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Morning Run by rameau reviews
A new job, a quiet life, nothing to challenge him but his morning run in the thick white fog. Will the daily routine ensure him physical satisfaction? AH. FWYCO contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Everything's Not Lost by GemmaRobyn reviews
Jasper and his sister Rosalie return to Forks at the age of 18. He then meets Alice; the latest edition the Cullen family. What will happen when he begins to fall for her yet believes he is not worthy of love due to his dramatic past? A JPOV. Future smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,070 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Alice, Jasper
3 Times He Told Bella, & the 1 Time She Believed by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward infiltrates Bella's vampire club. He tells her THE TRUTH-but she doesn't believe him. Silly, silly girl. Vamp. Pr0ny humor. Very pr0ny. Written for the Twi Kink Meme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 5,520 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Cup of Chunky Peanut Butter by jennlynnfs reviews
WINNER for the AwkWard Contest. With best friend Angela moving forward in her relationship with Ben, Bella feels she's being left behind. She tries to remedy the situation by going for Edward Cullen, but being inexperienced makes for awkward situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 287 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidental Threesome by punkfarie reviews
Sex is just...awkward. One Shot written for the AwkWard Contest.**Third Place Peoples' Choice Winner**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11457 - Favs: 11,605 - Follows: 5,938 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4096 - Favs: 4,076 - Follows: 3,907 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Shameless Developments by SweetDulcinea reviews
As a photographer, many beautiful things cross Bella's path, but none so captivating as him. Despite all her efforts to distance herself, they just keep getting closer & their attraction grows. One afternoon in her darkroom changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,332 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
I Want to Linger by luluubelle reviews
Bella's college roommates talk her into staying in the Chicago-area to work with them over the summer. Swimming, horses, arts & crafts, new friends, and more await at Camp Aro Wood. Canon couples. Rated M for language & potential lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,002 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6081 - Favs: 9,208 - Follows: 5,338 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Three Forks, MT by CarminMoon reviews
Bella has left Phoenix and her past behind to live with her father in Three Forks, MT. She needs a new start and it just might be the place for her to find it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,457 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5430 - Favs: 5,420 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Candy Hearts by Satan's.Little.Ficsters reviews
Six candy hearts, six prompts, and a Valentine's Day dance at Forks High. Let's Kiss I'm Sure Chill Out Be Mine One Kiss Sweet Talk. Rated M for bad words and yummy things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
What in the Ward! by jezzeria reviews
What happens when some of the Edward’s meet? Let’s take a gander! More inside! AU Also it helps if you have read some of the stories that are aforementioned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward
Tahoe Tanglings by hammondgirl reviews
Bella & Alice head out for a winter vacation in Tahoe. Along the way, they meet Rose & Emmett, and during their stay, they meet both Edward & Jasper. Tahoe Tanglings is co-authored by AHizelm & HammondGirl, and will include all POVs. BxE,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,205 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Phoenix by With a Burning Heart reviews
Journalist Bella Swan is crushed when instead of covering the Winter Olympics, she is assigned to work the Paralympics; her selfish views are challenged when she meets the subject of an interview.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Better Than Fantasy by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Roommates Emmett, Jasper and Alice learn that sometimes reality is better than fantasy. Judge's choice in the PIC's Two's Company, Three's a Party Polyamorous Contest! Em/J/A AU/AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Little Sister No More by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Jasper has always seen her as his little sister. How can Alice convince him she's all grown up? AH/AU. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,559 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sleeper in a Clone Suit by annanabanana reviews
...His eyes seemed to hold secrets, and I silently wished his hair were a true reflection of him. Beautiful, surreal, barely-tamed and begging to be released." AH, AU ExB Entry for the Tattward & Inkella contest. rated M for bad words and lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
In the Blink of an Eye by thatwritr reviews
New Moon AU. Bella went cliff diving but it didn't turn out well. She broke her back. A decade later, Edward reappears in her life on the same night she loses her best friend and husband to a freak accident. She's not thrilled to see him. Eventual E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 240,697 - Reviews: 6203 - Favs: 3,063 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Watching by OneCharlieGirl reviews
You never know when you are being watched.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3194 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Completed Work by araeo reviews
A selection of future-shots and outtakes from Work in Progress. More lunacy from the girls, the Precious, and crazy Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 185 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Snowed In by eclipsedawn reviews
Bella travels to Alaska to vacation in the cabin Alice loaned her. What happens when Bella finds out she is not the only person staying in the cabin? Alternate Universe/Human. I do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,314 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passion and Disaster by ignrntslt reviews
Jasper has a chance encounter with Edward that changes everything. Lemons! Mature content! Also be warned, the language is natural and fairly coarse, and may offend as compared with the books. I hope you'll read on, regardless!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Jasper, Edward
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7026 - Favs: 4,248 - Follows: 2,382 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Saga: LKE SRSLY by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Entry for the Most Craptastic Story contest. The Twilight Saga, done completely in LOLspeak.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5784 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
The Beauty and The Geek by vix2020 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's Eclipse by vix2020 reviews
For True Edward Fans. An in-depth, accurate portrayal of the heart, mind, and soul of the beloved Edward Cullen as he deals with the complex themes and events taking place during Eclipse. RATED T FOR INTIMACY THEMES/LANGUAGE. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Wizard of Forks by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Support Stacie crackfic. Your favorite Twilight characters take a cracktacular journey from Kansas to the mythical land of Forks. Rated M for language, Roman Polanski jokes, and excessive urination. AH-ish, OOC. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,082 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Flipside of WiP by araeo reviews
Just what you think it is. Select chapters of Work in Progress from Edward's point of view. AU/AH. Rated M for Sex Hair, dirty words, and excessive use of the Tractor Beam.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,601 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
You Found Me by brighteyes87 reviews
When her marriage started to fall apart, she ran into a beautiful stranger on the streets of London. Can he show her what love is supposed to be and help her move on? Edward x Bella A/H Warning: Dark, mature themes. Continuation of one-shot Dimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 166,228 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Delta of Mercury by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
Emmett contemplates Rosalie's silence, practical dreams and airplane peanuts. A short story with the Tropic kids for the Twilight Twenty-five Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Charmed Life by stilljustceci reviews
The first time I met Mary Louise Brandon, sitting framed by green in that window at Meadowview, I knew somehow that she would change my life. JPOV for ItDoALS. Jasper x Alice, AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Jasper
Breaking the Impossible by Emmelie Cullen reviews
They told her it was impossible to live forever. She did. Impossible to find love that lasts for an eternity. She did. They told her it was impossible for a vampire to have a baby too... Rosalie Hale is about to make the impossible the extraordinary.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 94,056 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
The Cullen Family Players Present by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
The citizens of Forks appear in Sweded adaptations of your favorite cheesiest films, musicals, and sitcoms. Highly silly. M for language. No, really, this is really quite silly. You have been warned. So far: Vampire Speed, The Twitrix. More to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,781 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
Bodyguard of Lies by Mandi1 reviews
Alice Cullen: celebutante, fashionista, rich girl, tabloid fodder. Jasper Whitlock: bodyguard, indie boy, intellectual, tattooed twenty-something. A relationship between them is not supposed to happen and most certainly not supposed to work out. AU, AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Resident Advisor by hammondgirl reviews
Bella works as a Resident Advisor at Seattle U. She meets Edward Cullen during a Halloween party & learns that he lives on her floor. She finds herself falling in love with him throughout the semester, but what could he possibly see in her? BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,181 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Invincible: Theme from The Legend of Alice Cullen by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Alice confronts her fear of clowns the only way a Cullen can. AU. One-shot drabble for MaleficentKnits for her Support Stacie donation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Attractive Nuisance by Grendelsmother reviews
Emmett McCarty is tired of the same old meat market. When he meets Rosalie Hale, beautiful but difficult, he feels both attraction and repulsion. Can he put aside his own pride to get to know the real Rosalie? Part of a series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,200 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Serendipitous Savior by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper has a recurring nightmare of chasing a mysterious woman who is crying out for his help. When the opportunity presents itself in real life can he come to the rescue? "For the Love of Jasper" One-Shot Contest entry. AU, AH, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The New Hellion: A Jalice OneShot by Calikisses reviews
Have you ever had that intense physical attraction to someone you just met? Not even met, just seen? I have." AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,867 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Someone by distant.dream118 reviews
For the Love of Jasper" contest entry. Jasper has lost everyone he loves. On the day he is supposed to leave for training he meets someone who just might give him something to hold on to. AU AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Such Fruits as These by Grendelsmother reviews
Rosalie Hale was a beautiful young woman on the verge of marriage when her life was taken from her in an act of horrific violence. Rescued by the Cullens, can she come to terms with the end of her human life? Can she save other women from the same fate?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,449 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Rosalie, Edward
The Virginity Pact Continues! by herinfiniteeyes reviews
The multi-chapter continuation of my O/S "The Virginity Pact." The girls of Whitlock are in for a surprise when the boys of Masen decide to help them out with a little problem. Inspired LOOSELY by American Pie. AH/AU/OOC M for sexually explicit stuff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,524 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pine Lake by LaViePastiche reviews
Summer of ’76, American Bicentennial. Bella Swan finds herself intrigued by a handsome landscaper with a curious reputation. The bad guys don’t always wear black. Example entry for "For the Love of Jasper" Contest. J/B, AH One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,871 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Christmas With the Cullens by BlueIsSoul reviews
Ever since she can remember, Bella Swan has spent her Christmas with the Cullens. This Christmas its time to sort out those Edward related "complications". But what happens when Edward has a new introduction to make? Rating: Mature Pairing: EB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,691 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 5,255 - Follows: 3,176 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scars of Ink and Flame by theladyingrey42 reviews
I began with his brow, my fingers tracing lightly the wounds where metal had pierced his flesh. He was my own self in the mirror, through the looking glass, his fingers on my piercings where I had run my own body through." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Vanilla and Chrome by theladyingrey42 reviews
I stared at him, taking in the steel bar above his brow, the line of helix studs along the curl of one ear, the swirls of green and black ink around his neck dipping down below his shirt. And then I looked deeper." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
900 Ways to Make Money by heelstominivan reviews
Bella is a broke grad student looking for a job. Edward is a lonely doctor looking for some company. Their worlds collide during this one-shot for the "Tattward & Inkella" contest. Due to some juicy, wet, lip puckering lemons this fic is rated M. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,853 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Say Please by shescardinal reviews
Entry for Tattward and Inkella Contest. Bella makes the decision to change her life, and meets an inked, quiet Edward that frustrates and makes her ache for more. Will she follow the phrase on her body and live her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Yellow Brick Road by hammondgirl reviews
Edward is a lonely artist struggling to find his path. Can he find his way through his art, his ink, and his muse? My entry for the Tattward & Inkella Contest. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Follow Up by hammondgirl reviews
Alice, a nurse in a small clinic, is all set to leave for the weekend when a patient walks in just before closing. Her reaction toward him catches her completely off-guard, and leaves her flustered & nervous to see him again. AxJ, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,979 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4103 - Favs: 4,135 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What I Really Want by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella meets Edward on New Year's Eve, and they spend four whirlwind weeks together while he is on break from college. On their last night they take a risk and tell each other what they really want. For the Love Through Lemons contest. Oneshot. AU/AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5655 - Favs: 5,208 - Follows: 4,568 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pain Relief by faite-comme-moi reviews
Alice and Jasper travel to Biloxi for answers to her past. Will the answers hurt or help? Can an ending be a begining? AH One-shot for the Love Through Lemons Contest. Rated M for Sexual Healing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Summer Lovin': Summer SmutDown 2009 by mskathy reviews
My entry into the Summer SmutDown 2009.After graduating from their first 4 years of college,the kids take a much needed Hawaiian vacation.Fun times ensue as semi-geek E finally reveals his lifelong feelings for sexy B. Canon pairings,AU-H,lemons galore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,475 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
In the Days of Auld Lang Syne: Bonafide Rarity by KnittingVamp7 reviews
Rosalie is the ice queen who owns the Unicorn Pub. She's got her reasons for her attitude, but will she melt enough to reveal them to Emmett McCarty? Part of the "In the Days of Auld Lang Syne" series, AH/AU, canon couples. M for language & maybe lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 3,254 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loving You Against My Will by whitereflections12 reviews
AU Jasper/Alice Jasper met the Cullen family on his own, over a century before. Now, 90 years after finding Bella, they have returned to their old hometown of Forks. and it should have been an uneventful return, if only she hadn't been there...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,193 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Jasper, Alice
In The Days Of Auld Lang Syne: Bold As Love by JayneRulis reviews
Edward spins the tunes for a big New Years Eve costume party. But what happens when a young Maid turns his world on end? Story is rated M for language. AH, OOC. Part of the larger series *In the Days of Auld Lang Syne*.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,293 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Edward
Undercover Blue by alphadork reviews
Copward and Officer Bella go undercover to work a case together. Officer Bella is a bartender and Undercoverward is a bouncer at a strip club called the Drunk Tank. Will they be able to keep their relationship professional? AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,086 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Classroom Fantasies by kyla713 reviews
Alice is a professor at Dartmouth, who has an unhealthy attraction to one of her students. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
In The Days of Auld Lang Syne: Counterpoint by PortiaKhalo reviews
It all starts at the infamous Unicorn Pub New Year's Eve Party, and this is Bella side of the tale.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Bella
Going Down? by gemmabobella reviews
submission for ninapolitan's cocktease contest Edward and Bella pairing. Sometimes all you need is a push in the right direction, or to be trapped in an elevator with a beautiful stranger AUAH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sense to Recognize by stilljustceci reviews
A chance encounter with a human helps Emmett revisit lessons and love in his past. Can he recognize them for what they are?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,168 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Demolition Lovers by whitereflections12 reviews
When you die, if you were given a choice to take a deal that could eventually bring you back to the one you loved, would you do it? For Edward, the price will be 1,000 souls. He's never been a killer, but for Bella, he'll do whatever he has to do.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5282 - Favs: 4,867 - Follows: 4,132 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Because of You by Twila Reaux reviews
Because of him she understands emotions and because of her he knows joy. Alice and Jasper, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Aengus by Starshinedown reviews
An entry in Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest! Bella goes abroad to do research for her upcoming novel. What will she discover while on her trip? All Human, lemon. Nominated at the Eddie Awards for Best Short Story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 2,674 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistake by Twila Reaux reviews
Alice does the unthinkable and Jasper, as always, is by her side. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Knitting Lessons by Grendelsmother reviews
In an act of shameless pandering to people that she didn't know existed, Esme feels compelled to teach Rosalie how to knit, in the hopes that she will find it soothing and maybe, just maybe, learn to play better with others.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Esme, Rosalie - Complete
Wide Awake OUTTAKES by AngstGoddess003 reviews
These are chapter outtakes for WA. Scenes and false starts that didn't make the cut, but still have some funny and good moments. Just for fun. Not srs bsns. Don't read if you've become attached to the finer details in the story. M for language and stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,902 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
Closets and Love Notes by Aisling-91 reviews
Oneshot: When Alice makes Bella try and find a box at her brothers appartment, Bella realizes her long time secret love - Edward Cullen - may share the same feelings towards her. Fluff lemon, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Light and The Dark by AngstGoddess003 reviews
One-Shot companion piece to Wide Awake exploring a day in the life of Elizabeth Masen, Edward's mother. Takes place in the summer prior to the events in Wide Awake. Rated M for Dark/Adult themes and graphic descriptions. Elizabeth POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Elizabeth, Edward - Complete
Midnight Margaritas by Writerwithabite reviews
Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,085 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
What She Needs by hammondgirl reviews
During Biology, Edward gets a peek into someone's fantasy staring none other than himself & the one person he finds himself growing increasingly attracted to: Bella. When Bella suddenly begins to feel ill, he offers her a ride home... BxE, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 193 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8438 - Favs: 7,649 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Denial With One Major Flaw by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
These two exes want to hate each other. But that's rather hard when in actuality...you love them. Add in all that casual sex and it's near impossible. They're tired of pretending. BxE, AU, all human, one-shot. PLEASE review, not just favorite.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 150 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 3,961 - Follows: 766 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
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The Cullens of Hazzard reviews
A fun, humorous take on the Cullens...HAZZARD COUNTY STYLE. Silly crossover with the Dukes of Hazzard classic TV series. AH/AU...rated M for innuendo, language, and limes/lemons. Collaboration between shalu & CarminMoon.
Crossover - Dukes of Hazzard & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,770 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/25 - Published: 4/26/2009
Hello, Nurse! reviews
Bella's pregnant and loving it, until the perks become the problem. Edward is filling in as the sonogram tech that day, but as you might expect, everything goes wrong. AH. WINNER (Judge's 1st Place and the Fell Off The Bed Laughing award) in the Meet Your Mate contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 185 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Bella, Edward
Maelström reviews
Jasper's motorcycle breaks down in the pouring rain. A light in the distance leads him to something he thought he lost, but the discovery may drag him under. SLASH, JxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,650 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Erotic Literature reviews
AH/AU, SLASH. Jasper, a writer struggling with his second book, emerges from seclusion only to discover the heart of his stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Pile of Ashes reviews
Alice is haunted by a recurring dream. The problem is she can't remember it, but as pieces begin to fall into place, she realizes the puzzle is an assignment: if she doesn't put it together, someone's going to die. AU Originally written for FGB Autism.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Devil reviews
In this modern fairytale warped, Twi'd & retold, Alice is held prisoner for a debt that isn't hers, and a talent she doesn't possess. A red-eyed devil offers his assistance, but at a price. AU. Written for the Foxy Fics fundraiser. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,514 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Alice - Complete
Best Christmas Present Ever reviews
A couple weeks before Christmas, Bella accidentally opens a letter that wasn't intended for her. Mistake? Fate? Christmas miracle? You decide. AH Originally written for Southern Fanfiction Review's Christmas O/S collection.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett Cullen, Ghost Hunter reviews
Emmett drags his brothers to the Swan Asylum to hunt for ghosts. Comedy, mayhem, and comedic mayhem ensue. AU Originally posted in the 30 Days of Emmett series. A little cracktacular.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,880 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Black Friday reviews
Emmett gets dragged to the mall for a post-Turkey Day shopathon. What loot will he score? ; AH/AU. Originally written for 30 Days of Emmett aka, Emmetthon. To be continued?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
Red reviews
A tale of a Red Riding Hood ... Alice senses a presence in the woods, watching her. She sees red eyes in her dreams, and between the trees. Tonight she ventures out to meet him. O/S for MaleficentKnits birthday. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Mooning Over My Hammy reviews
For the Love of OJward entry. Bella needs to sober up before going home. A late night stop at Denny's provides her with more than breakfast, thanks to an old crush. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Things First reviews
Alice Cullen turns seventeen today. She wants nothing more than to give her virginity to Jasper Whitlock. Will it be the fantasy she imagined? Or will she be humiliated? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Come Clean reviews
AU/AH Esme has the hots for her son Jasper's coach, but she thinks she's too old for him. Odds are she's wrong. Jasper's birthday pool party might provide the occasion for them both to come clean. Written for the Support Stacie Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Emmett, Esme - Complete
Tempest in the Key of E reviews
O/S, AU/AH/OOC. Bella has fairly specific tastes when it comes to men. What happens when Alice's pianist brother rocks her foundation a bit? Submission for MsKathy's Haiti fic fundraiser.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sunday Sundae reviews
O/S Entry for the FML Contest. AU/AH. Emmett and Rosalie have dessert...obviously, it goes a bit awry. M for language and a bit o' citrus smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Going Home reviews
Hastily needing to get out of town, Alice offers the contents of her wallet to the cab driver to get her as far away as possible. Where will they end up? 2ND-PLACE WINNER of the "To Go Amongst Mad People" contest. **TO BE CONTINUED**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Poughgasm: The Final Frontier reviews
Yeah, the title sounds ridonk, but it tickles me all dirty-like. This is a final epi for Mrs. The King's Poughkeepsie, as requested by the Fandom Gives Back Auction winner. I collaborated and wrote the midde/Jasper&Alice bit. M for a f***ing reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Echoes of the Second Hand reviews
Entry for the Les Femmes Noires contest. AU/OOC. She's seen her death, and sees it repeated every night. Who is this man that will be her murderer? And why is she resigned to wait for him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,769 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Complete
Ed, Jas, and Em & The OnCrotch Call Center reviews
This ridiculous CrackFic is dedicated/inspired by the awesome Unicorns Unlimited ladies. The boys man the phones for fanfic readers overcome by...crotchsplosions. RATED M for good reason. **ETA: leaving Status open for poss future chaps**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,269 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009
You Know What You Are reviews
"For the Love of Jasper" One-Shot Contest: Who is in control? Jasper thinks he has settled into his existence, but Alice brings an earthquake of doubt to crack his foundation. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Requiem reviews
AH/AU. OneShot for the Tattward and Inkella contest. Alice has a mission written on her arm in ink, with one last task to fulfill. Is the new apprentice up for the task? AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete