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Joined 02-09-09, id: 1833095, Profile Updated: 07-09-16
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Ranma, and Naruto.

I have been reading fanfiction, albeit with some sizeable gaps, since the late 90's with the occasional story thrown together by myself as well, though very little finished to this point. I focused upon Ranma fanfiction when I began and since I started reading again in the last few years have picked up Naruto, Harry Potter, and a few other miscellaneous fandoms.

There are currently some preliminary stories that I'm not quite ready to post on fanfiction.net available on my Tumblr account (balthanon) and I participate on a variety of forums with dedicated writing sections under the same name where I vet more of my work and discuss it. I will eventually transition those over to here and AO3 when I feel they're ready.

Active Story Updates:

Anything Goes Laundry Service - Chapter 5 (40%, 5300 words written)

Contractual Disagreement - Chapter 2 (70%, 4600 words written)

Rules to Be Broken - Chapter 3 (0%, 0 words written; stole what I had of Chapter 3 on this one to put chapter 2 in perspective.)

Transfiguration Trouble - Chapter 5 (0%, 0 words written)

Kyuubi no Fuzzy-nii-sama - Chapter 2 (40%, 2200 words written)

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Wearing Robert's Crown by drakensis reviews
The Robert Baratheon who takes the crown in AC 283 is not the man who they expected, nor will he be the king they looked for. Through the eyes of others as the Seven Kingdoms seeks an new balance of power under a new dynasty. (SI).
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 171,698 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 8h - Published: 3/26 - Eddard S./Ned, Stannis B., Tywin L., Jon A.
Fate: Hard Knocks by Fell The Tempest reviews
When Nicodemus stole the Holy Grail from Hades' Vault Seven, he missed a few items: a scrap of cloth, a knife, an ancient wood placard, a thorned circlet... and a finely crafted scabbard.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,197 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 9/28 - Published: 11/13/2015 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy, Saber
Impose by MarauderLover7 reviews
It was still called the "Noble and Most Ancient House of Black", though it had been years since any of the Blacks that approved of that name had lived there. Sirius Black would be a disappointment to his parents, but Harry Potter - the home's other resident - was a credit to his. Both were proud of that. Sequel to "Innocent", "Initiate" and "Identity".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,791 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 1/14 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 325,129 - Reviews: 1897 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,942 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
The Long Road Home by Penelope Muir reviews
Voldemort chooses Neville but the Potters do not escape unscathed. Five years later, Lily Potter walks back into Severus Snape's life. Things are about to get complicated. AU Severus/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 315,562 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 1/1/2011 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] Harry P., Sirius B.
By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 134 - Words: 517,180 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 3,176 - Follows: 3,472 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Deal with a Devil by Silently Watches reviews
She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,878 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 3,010 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Harry P., Lash - Complete
A Certain Droll Hivemind by EarthScorpion reviews
'No, no,' Misaka-11111 protests, with great concern in her voice. 'Do not read my secret diary. How is it even online? ' she asks, confusion mixing with her alarm. 'If someone were to read it, they would be able to understand my inner thoughts. That is not natural, completely unlike the perfectly normal operations of the Network. Please,' Misaka begs, 'do not read it.'
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,632 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 10/30/2013
The Futile Facade by murkybluematter reviews
Harriet Potter is back for a fourth year of quietly masquerading as her pureblooded cousin in order to pursue her dream. There are those in the Wizarding World who refuse to see her fade into the background, however, and when the forces she's been ignoring conspire to bring her to the fore, it will take everything she has to see her artifice through. Alanna the Lioness take on HP4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 95,729 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 4/23 - Harry P., OC
The Never-ending Road by laventadorn reviews
AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of '92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he'd thought. A girl!Harry story, covering CoS - GoF. OotP - DH will continue in a separate installment. Future Snape/Harriet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 92 - Words: 597,993 - Reviews: 3083 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Scary Thought by Derekloffin reviews
What happens when Kasumi is the one coming back from a training trip rather than Ranma? Well, read on to find out. Chapter 33 new content not on my webpage yet.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 613,238 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 9/9/2006 - [Kasumi, Shampoo]
Leaves of Grass by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Desperate mothers will do anything to protect their children, even sign them up to become child soldiers. SI/ third war era AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 87,365 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S., OC
The Ambiguous Artifice by murkybluematter reviews
Harriet Potter's third year masquerading as a pureblood boy promises to be even more complicated than the last two. All she wants is to get through her studies unimpeded, but with pureblood politics, ancient artifacts, and adolescent hormones getting in the way... well, at least she's up to the challenge. Alanna the Lioness take on HP, book three.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 388,266 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Complete
Making Arrangements by CrownsofLaurels reviews
It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 202,710 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 3,128 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the GirlWhoLived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 134,880 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 2,224 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
Girl's School by Miko2 reviews
Ranma and Akane attend St. Hebereke's School for Girls. It's a Ranmachan story, yeah, it's been done too many times before, but you know, whatever.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 307,280 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Ranma, Akane
Identity by MarauderLover7 reviews
Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy, even among wizards. The most noteworthy thing about him, however, was his talent for getting himself into trouble, which surpassed even that of his godfather. Sequel to "Innocent" and "Initiate".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 145,202 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 3837 - Favs: 5,278 - Follows: 5,006 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,549 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,129 - Reviews: 3593 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 2,975 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 6801 - Favs: 11,870 - Follows: 13,640 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
SeaHorse by Vahn reviews
The Ruler of the Sea, the Wild Stallion. What happens when the two meets? Oneshot Fic. This is my first serious attempt at a most unlikely pairing. Due to popular requests, Now with a Side-Story added to it.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,899 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Michiru K./Sailor Neptune, Ranma - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 4,060 - Follows: 2,241 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5448 - Favs: 5,262 - Follows: 4,101 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Harry and Luna Against the High Inquisitor by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna are in a new relationship, but have to deal with the machinations of High Inquisitor Dolores Umbridge. A tale of romance, unfair detentions, media relations, and charms. Sequel to "Protection from Nargles". HPLL, RWLB. In progress... and now finally updated (Dec. 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,253 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Ron W., Lavender B.]
Initiate by MarauderLover7 reviews
Nearly two and a half years had passed since Kreacher had woken up to find Harry Potter asleep on his kitchen floor, and Grimmauld Place had changed dramatically since then. Sequel to "Innocent".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,708 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 4,911 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Troublesome Timing by frznlights reviews
Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,272 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 3,063 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U.
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
In Your Place by frznlights reviews
Instead of Rin, the Sanbi was sealed into Kakashi. Obito arrives to a different scene. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U. - Complete
Forbidden Dreams by frznlights reviews
In Your Place sequel. Obito tore a gaping hole in the team when he died - but then he returned. Only, how long could this dream last? With Kakashi a jinchuriki and with growing concerns over Obito's body, it seems like they'd have to fight to keep their happily ever after.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 256 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U.
Time Again by Shaay reviews
When Naruto is given the chance to change everything he decides to take it. It's just too bad Kurama conveniently forgets to mention one small detail before allowing him to make his choice. [Gender-swap. Fem!Naruto. Time-travel.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,056 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N., Kushina U.
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7109 - Favs: 10,290 - Follows: 7,238 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Uchiha Kushina by Lucillia reviews
Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sasuke U.
A Butterfly Effect by SlyGoddess reviews
A simple choice: today or tomorrow? Conceived a day earlier, a heroine, not a hero, is born. With every step, with every waking breath, Harriet Lily Potter rewrites history. But is the world truly ready to be rewritten? Does Ginny Weasley fully comprehend what it might mean to befriend this lonely, love-starved girl? - Femslash&Het - H/G main - Full summary inside -BACK FROM HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,130 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4267 - Favs: 12,767 - Follows: 11,849 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Short Cuts in Learning by drakensis reviews
Harry wants to be trained to fight Voldemort, Dumbledore has doubts and Moody sees an opportunity.
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Alastor M. - Complete
Come Once Again and Love Me by laventadorn reviews
Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 188,760 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Aucune Defense Pour Toi by D. Geheimnis reviews
Fleur is not an expert in the ways of love, but in Hermione's final year with time running out, the learning curve is steep. Written, with permission, as a companion piece to Dreiser's "No Defense for You" in Fleur's POV. Please note: a slightly more updated version (less typos) lives on AO3. Any chance of a sequel will be posted there as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 176,129 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3343 - Favs: 5,328 - Follows: 2,695 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Shampoo 12 by DB Sommer reviews
It's the beginning of my megalithic alternate universe series as Ranma arrives at the Tendou dojo with an unusual companion this time around.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 879,020 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 12/31/2000 - Ranma, Shampoo - Complete
A Kunoichi in Konoha by Ozzallos reviews
Bereft of friendship and guidance, Naruto falls back on a familiar crutch, only to find salvation where he least expects it. Divergence, fem!Naru, read the forward notes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,502 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Never Say Remember by Malora reviews
13-year-old Harry is dragged into another world where he was adopted by Snape. Where his mother is still alive. Where he can't stop feeling like a stranger. And Snape discovers that a new Potter has appeared. One who won't leave him alone. Who knows Snape's deepest secret. As both Harrys search for a way home, they begin to question what home really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,498 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 4,239 - Follows: 1,003 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
Bridal Shower by Thrythlind reviews
It started with, guess what, a woman. Well, two women actually. One in my office hiring me to find a lost knife and one in the morgue bled dry.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,421 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 3,323 - Follows: 2,606 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11062 - Favs: 14,943 - Follows: 6,036 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Clothes Make The by n1ght3lf reviews
Ranma starts secretly exploring what it means to be a woman. What happens when someone finds out? Co-authored with Ichinohei Hitomi and Katrina Lee Halbred.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,133 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 3,347 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
Chaos Factor by Nemo Blank reviews
Nodoka puts her foot down, each fiancée must put her best foot forward and of course Ranma puts his foot right in it.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,278 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Ranma
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 6,018 - Follows: 3,750 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
A Not so Simple Wish by Ebiris reviews
Ranma wishes to be free of the nyannichuan curse, but cursed objects never make things too simple. Now a permanantly female Ranma is stuck in a world where Ranma was never cursed, and the only way to return home (fully cured) is to win Ranma-kun's love.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,982 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003
Destiny's Child by Fire reviews
What if, Ranma had been born during the 1600's, and on his visit to Jusenkyo, he fell into the spring of Drowned Young Girl. Now, when he is splashed with cold water he turns into a 12 year old girl that never ages, and the only way for him to turn back is with nearly boiling water.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 229,238 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/8/2001 - Published: 5/18/2000 - [Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Ranma] Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn, Akane - Complete
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Transfiguration Trouble reviews
When Harry loses the Sword of Gryffindor in the Chamber of Secrets, only a firm desire to at least make it through to his first kiss, a generous helping of accidental magic, and a healthy dose of phoenix tears let him survive. Unfortunately, it also leaves him with a blind basilisk, an incensed Ginny, and answers that make him wish Lockhart was still around to Obliviate him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,982 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 2/14 - Harry P., Ginny W., Basilisk
I Would Rather reviews
"I would rather date the giant squid than spend one more minute in your presence, James." Childish. Almost certainly hyperbole. But it hurt James a bit more than it should have and Sirius wasn't one to let that kind of thing go. Lily was generally off limits, but perhaps it was time she experienced a true Marauder prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
Story Seeds: Just Add Water reviews
A bit of water from the springs of Jusenkyo should let the seeds of these stories sprout, though the results may be unpredictable... These are the beginnings and fragments of Ranma 1/2 stories that I have started, but will likely not be doing anything else with for awhile. Generally speaking, I intend to pursue these at some point though the time and order is still up in the air.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 3/20 - Shampoo
Contractual Disagreement reviews
Many people have questioned what kind of mother would allow her son to be taken from her as Nodoka did Ranma- contract or no contract. In this case Genma will make a mistake, the contract will be demoted to nothing more than a slip of paper, and Nodoka's love for her son will be put to the test.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/1 - Ranma, Genma, Nodoka
Story Seeds: Apply Mokuton Liberally
Buried seeds of stories untold, apply mokuton for maximum growth and endurance. These are the beginnings and fragments (typically full chapters) of Naruto stories that I have started, but will likely not be doing anything else with for awhile. Generally speaking, I intend to pursue these at some point though the time and order is still up in the air.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Story Seeds: OWL Herbology Students Required reviews
The ungerminated seeds of a story, not quite as dangerous as a Venomous Tentacula to cultivate, but almost as time consuming... These are the beginnings and fragments of Harry Potter stories that I have started, but will likely not be doing anything else with for awhile. Generally speaking, I intend to pursue these at some point though the time and order is still up in the air.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 4/3
Kyuubi no Fuzzy-nii-sama reviews
Trapped in seals for hundreds of years, you would think that Tailed Beasts would spend a significant portion of their time sleeping. It is in fact less than common though. Which is a large portion of why Kurama is incredibly confused when he wakes up with no memories of the previous day, ominous premonitions of the years to come, and a three year old brat calling him big brother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/13 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Rules to Be Broken reviews
The Marauders were a force to be reckoned with at Hogwarts, a singularly effective group of pranksters. They treated the rules like tissue paper and pulled it off with panache- until a couple of them went too far. When a mistake that was just barely averted originally embroils more than just Sirius, all of the Marauders will find themselves on different paths than Fate intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 2/7 - Sirius B., James P., Narcissa M.
Anything Goes Laundry Service reviews
Intending to get Nabiki off his back and her fingers out of his wallet, Ranma takes on the not too heavy burden of helping Kasumi with her chores around the house. Of course, as with anything in the Tendo household, this simple objective is complicated by the past, other people, and a painful batch of misunderstandings. Still, how much trouble can a load of laundry really cause?
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,652 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/16 - Ranma, Kasumi
Community Service reviews
Wherein Dumbledore trades a pair of socks, a package of chocolate frogs, and a warm fire for an extra day in the office and we learn that being well-rested is overrated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/11 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete