Kuchenhexe
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Joined 03-12-02, id: 183324, Profile Updated: 08-19-14
Author has written 8 stories for Slayers, Marvel, Devil May Cry, and X-Men.

"There is a technical term for those who mistake the opinions and beliefs of characters in a novel for those of the author.The term is 'idiot.'"
-- S.M. Sterling

This account is no longer actively used to post anything. Once upon a time, yes, but since then a wave of rather draconian policies have swept in over the Pit of Voles. I didn't like, but I understood, the removal of fics warranting an NC-17 rating. It was the removal of any and all fiction that even so much as quoted a single line of anything, be it from a poem, song, or the original body of work, for any purpose whatsoever that made me walk away and never look back.

The increasing wonkiness of formatting also bothered me. While WYSIWYG is nice and quick and easy, I'll admit, when it comes to actual posting and story content, it's screwed up so much that I'm a hardcore raw coder. So I post my fics elsewhere.

You can find my works on InsaneJournal at The Chaotic Library under the pen name Kuchenhexe posted through my writing account.

The plotbunny warren is empty, and my muse is in the Bahamas last I heard. But when it's in town, I write for Fullmetal Alchemist primarily these days, but not exclusively. I still hold a lot of love for Slayers, and would like to write in that fandom again.

I keep a somewhat more up-to-date list of my fandoms and where my interest lies (and when I'm ambitious someday, I'll include a listing of WIPs here) on my writing journal, which I use to post to Chaotic Library, or post locked snippets of WIPs and notes for my work.

Profile: Plotbunny Attack at InsaneJournal

I might use this account in the future to post teasers and lead-ins for finished fics along with a link leading to the full thing, but I dunno yet. As it is, I only remember this account is here when I get an email notifying me of this or that. :D

I do intend to try to finish my Illusion of Truth trilogy. I'd hate to go and not get it completed. I've never quite given up on it. I've been forced into early retirement due to being diagnosed with Stage IV Breast Cancer, otherwise known as metastatic breast cancer. There's no cure for that. I probably won't remember to update this whenever it is that I finally do have go on hospice, so I'm linking to my blog, which will get updated. Feel free to PM me with questions. Metastatic Breast Cancer is different from "regular" Breast Cancer, and it's become a personal crusade of mine to spread awareness. There's no question I'll consider too personal.

Metathriving at Blogspot

Zanne

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Pandora's Box by Unoriginality reviews
What if Ed had never sealed Al into the suit of armor? (Trigger warnings: Child abuse, sexual assault, rape of a child, implied religious abuse, murder.)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,543 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
I'll Bear The Cost, Shed My Skin by Unoriginality reviews
30 drabbles, spanning from Bucky's time before coming home, to the move to New York. (A BTWWL fic.)
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Everything In Nature by Unoriginality reviews
The Barnes-Rogers household ends up with a temporary house guest, and Tony hates them both for it. (A BTWWL fic.)
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2014
Your Winter by Unoriginality reviews
Thor doesn't know where they went wrong, but he has to make at least one more attempt to reach his brother.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Yes, Of Course by Unoriginality reviews
Fifty 1sentences about Loki's life as Thor's brother. Mostly pre-Thor, a couple Thor-based and a handful of lines from Avengers.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Divinity Inside and Out Of You by Unoriginality reviews
Together, they were compansions, friends, lovers.
Beyond Good & Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Jade, Double H - Complete
When Fighting Monsters by Unoriginality reviews
Sif pays Loki a visit in his cell. Post Avengers, fully expecting to get Jossed.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Loki - Complete
Crack You For A Song by Unoriginality reviews
Riza is greeted with an ugly surprise and descends into a downward spiral as someone plays games with her.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Riza H., Envy - Complete
I Grieve For You by Unoriginality reviews
When Alfons finally passes away, Edward is left with nothing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Edward E., A. Heidrich - Complete
God In The Stars by Unoriginality reviews
Alfons is not a religious man, until he finds a god.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2012 - A. Heidrich, Edward E. - Complete
Shades of Lust by Kyia Star reviews
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned; nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.-- William Congreve
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 107,585 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Mai T., K. Lin - Complete
Love is Such by Chiel reviews
[ThirtyThemes] Ten: If she was there, well… he’d look like a creep. [EdRiza]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Edward E., Riza H.
I Talk to the Rain by Chaotic Lullaby reviews
One rainy afternoon, Riza thinks of the aftermath of their plan. One shot, end of anime, Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Intersect by bokhi reviews
People meet, people part, and people meet again. The SPR crew years later, and the ghosts in between. The past is never really left behind. Possible AU and DT.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/4/2007
I Am Not What You See by TokyoFlame reviews
This story narrates the aftermath of Xellos and Filia, 20 years from TRY. They had changed and led separate lives. Yet, how often did Fate actually allow one to go unscathed ? F/X
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,463 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 9/13/2002
Mistakes You Can't Take Back by Winter Ashby reviews
It was just a simple mistake, that changed his life forever. [Ed & Riza] Post Movie Timeline, with a little AU twist.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Edward E., Riza H. - Complete
Assimilation by babies-stole-my-dingo reviews
Jayne survives a Reaver attack, but at what cost? Darkfic containing Reavers, rape, and major character death.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Jayne - Complete
Restless Spirit by Mujamo reviews
slightly AU fic in which Filia and her adopted son Val move into a lovely seaside cottage, only to find it's already inhabited...by a certain trickster. Finally updated to Chapter 15!
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,615 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 3/5/2002
Warm by Juxtaposie reviews
Postmovie. Roy wants to pick up where things left off, but Riza isn't so sure. Companion piece to Fall In.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
OneTwoThree by Juxtaposie reviews
Look at me. This is dancing, not target practice. If you’re watching for where to put your feet, you’re going to miss the whole point of the waltz. Mustang rescues Hawkeye from being a wallflower. Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Fall In by Juxtaposie reviews
It was almost tranquil, the picture they made, side by side, night after night. Mustang and Hawkeye make a small discovery about themselves. Postseries. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Case Studies of Tragic Sues by Leelee5 reviews
Tragic consequences can result when a Mary Sue is not informed of the nature and laws of Middle Earth. These case studies will help prevent future accidents.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 1/10/2003
Fateful Abyss by Syldana reviews
EdxRiza with tiny hints of Roy. SPOILERS - takes place after series. It was a perfect day, concluded Riza Hawkeye, to be outside. Which was why it came as such a complete and total surprise when the first bullet tore through her side. [complete]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,671 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Edward E., Riza H. - Complete
Help me fall by Lady-Nitefall reviews
UPDATED: Chapter 11, includes Author'sNote: Jareth's right to rule the labyrinth is questioned. Now he must run the labyrinth himself in order to keep his kingdom, his only hope of getting to the end is Sarah. How far will she help him though?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,610 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 4/30/2004
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 185 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Nothing by Kielle reviews
Sometimes the stories DO end. A Neverending StoryDay After Tomorrow crossover. Yes, really.
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2004
Blue Lotus by Ryo Hoshi reviews
AU After repeated failures to arrange a proper marriage for his heir, Zelgadiss, Rezo arranges for a concubine for him.
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2004 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Zelgadiss G., Amelia S.
Just Another AU Fic by spare reviews
Chapter 23 here. Arigatou, minna. Filia's the owner of a tea and pottery industry. Financial problems force her to sell out to... Xellos? Now, maybe not. X/F pairing, with the Trad couples thrown in (Z/A, G/L). Have mercy!
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,197 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2003 - Published: 6/23/2001
Tragic Sky by Zurui Karasu reviews
Xellos and Filia look at the stars, and a rarity among rarities ensues, a calm discussion, resulting in X/F goodness!
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/5/2002
Inside by Shira reviews
It's my rewrite of my older fic, Inside: Filia and Xellos. Rated highly for dark content. Wow, I've never had to say that before. Anyway, major angst, X/F... *COMPLETED*
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,422 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 11/5/2002 - Published: 10/23/2002 - Complete
Frozen by Spike 558 reviews
Amelia leaves Saillune to find Zelgadis in the frozen wastes - an act which leads to tragedy
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Zelgadiss G., Amelia S. - Complete
Untitled So Far by oddstick reviews
DEAD This is a crossover between DMC and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. Somthing's up in Sunnydale and everyone's fav devil hunter is trying to find out what. Chapter 5 is here!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,701 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2002 - Published: 1/11/2002 - Dante
Another chance by Dark Fire Angel reviews
After the Slayer's world is destroyed, Filia is reborn, and lives happily until the day of her sixteenth birthday... for she meets an old aquaintaince of hers, turning her new life upsidedown... XF Chap 13 up, now complete
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,925 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2002 - Published: 5/1/2002 - Xelloss M., Filia Ul Copt - Complete
Chaos: Death and Rebirth by DemonPhoenix9 reviews
Prince Xellos Metallium opens a holy shrine and is soon greeted by his soul. Couplings are X/F, L/G and Z/A
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,614 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 8/5/2002
Dragon Dolor by Calophi reviews
Over 400 years after TRY, Filia has sunk into a deep depression and her past catches up with her when ends up traveling with Val and Xelloss . Will she find love? Or will she only find more pain?
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2002 - Published: 7/21/2002
Crimson Moon by Spike 558 reviews
Lina, Gourry, Amelia and Zel are lost in a storm. They eventually seek shelter in a mansion. But something is wrong in this mansion. Very Wrong.
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,249 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2002 - Complete
Untitled by Keimei reviews
Filia is seen kissing Xelloss and the Elders of her clan get mad and kick her out. Xelloss offers her a chance for revenge but will she take it? *Part 2A up as of 5/12*
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002
Awakening by lokogato reviews
Wow. another non-romance/romance fic. *wonders if she has been shunned by all Slayers fan for misplacing a fic* Anyhoos. Xellia. REad. R+R, PPL!!
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/11/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 225 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Then Came the Dawn reviews
(UPDATED: Oct 21) The conclusion to the TIOT arc. Valgaav begins to remember. But how can they take on Xellos?
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,507 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 5/24/2003
All Through the Night reviews
(COMPLETE! 5-21-2003) Sequel to 'The Illusion of Truth'. Valgaav is gone; is Filia now in less danger...or more?
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,506 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Complete
L'amour Existe Encore (The Love Still Exists) reviews
Elseworlds/AU; Set in post-war New Orleans starting in late April 1945, the Slayers are normal humans, although their lives remain extraordinary.
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,379 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2002 - Published: 9/3/2002
Maybe Someday reviews
A little introspective first-person look into Zelgadis' thoughts.
Slayers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2002
Just a Simple Haunting reviews
(D/T) Just a simple haunting is what Dante and Trish think they've been hired to deal with...but they soon learn otherwise.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,822 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2002 - Published: 9/4/2002
The Endless Day reviews
(written last year; anniversary re-release) Cable. 09-11-01. I still don't know what else to say.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2002
The Illusion of Truth reviews
(COMPLETE!! 8-10-02) Set immediately post-TRY, Filia finds an injured Valgaav who has survived the attack.
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,955 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2002 - Published: 3/18/2002 - Complete
Family - the Ties that Bind...and Gag! reviews
(written in 1999) Scott manages to get Jean, Maddie, Cable, Nate and Stryfe in for family counseling
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2002
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