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Joined 02-09-09, id: 1833335, Profile Updated: 07-29-12
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

Hey kids, it's me. A bunch of little conspiracies. Or conspiracie, or spira, if you want to go even shorter. Om nom nom.

I'm a high school sophomore in Colorado and life is pretty good. I'm a Ravenclaw, but my favorite character ever is a Hufflepuff, so it's all cool I guess.

I used to be a casual Twilight fan, and so I wrote a story where they all went skiing, which is down there somewhere. I've been told it's kind of funny. Otherwise I'm just a Harry Potter diehard. Remus and Tonks are my OTP. I also kind of have a thing for Ginny Weasley, who is totally kickass. And the Sorting Hat. My best attempt at a Sorting Hat song is in Scarlet, which is also down there somewhere, and you should check it out because it's intense.

I love reviews and will eagerly check out your stories if you review one of mine!

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Brotherhood by LindaRoo reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes by LindaRoo reviews
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Transfigured Hearts 7: A Tonks By Any Other Name by MrsTater reviews
A rose by another other name would smell as sweet, and Remus thinks Nymphadora would fit Tonks perfectly if only she would let people use her given name. Why does she loathe it? A night at the theatre provides the perfect opportunity for Remus ask.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
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Amaryllis reviews
Tonks gets her hopes up. Angsty DH bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Watch reviews
But the calm voice, the voice of the professor, tells him only that it wouldn't have been long before it was her pale skin he was tearing with teeth and claws, instead of mere opportunities. Oneshot R/T ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Stay for Dinner reviews
The answer to that was a resounding yes. But why was Rubeus Hagrid, of all people, giving him relationship advice? R/T fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Remus L., Rubeus H. - Complete
You Won't Drown reviews
Because happiness and logic never made sense to me here. Post-hospital wing R/T.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Scarlet reviews
Ginny had always tried to make a distinction between herself and her older brothers - but at her Sorting, she wants badly to follow their footsteps. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Ginny W. - Complete
Typical reviews
Alastor Moody meets his future protegee. Ficlet - a drabble that ran away from me, actually.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Alastor M., N. Tonks - Complete
Decisions reviews
Marietta finally decides to betray the DA. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Marietta E., Dolores U. - Complete
The First Patronus reviews
A oneshot that might turn into a collection, but who really knows?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2009
Purple reviews
As soon as she’d cast the spell, years of Marauder experience exploded in her kitchen. R/T, oneshot, total, complete fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
seven years and I'll find it for you reviews
Rosalie Hale finds she can't trust her new vampire family until she tries to save a man she's barely met. The very beginning of Rosalie and Emmett's relationship, when she saved him. Completely canon. Oneshot, RPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Ski Day, Cullen Style reviews
The Cullens decide that baseball is getting old. Their new pastime? Ripping up the slopes at Crystal Mountain. Let the Washington skiers beware. Total fluff fiction, each chapter written from the point of view of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009