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Joined 02-09-09, id: 1833417, Profile Updated: 06-14-14
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and NCIS.

Just a quick note, for all of those who've been so loyal, even through a loooooooong hiatus: UPDATES WILL BE COMING. I promise, as of 6/15/2014.

Hey, this is Kama-chan, aka ladyofnite. Don't ask...it's a looong story. I also go by Minara, a lot of the time, so don't be surprised if you see me sign things with that.

So yeah, I like Harry Potter. No wait, that's an understatement. I LOVE HARRY POTTER! But, to be honest, I didn't like the last three books, so I disregard them. As far as I'm concerned, Sirius will never die! I don't like the movies either- i hate that they left sooooo much out.

Here's the best pic of how I thought Sirius should look: http://i19.tinypic.com/4m343tt.jpg
A friend forwarded this picture to me, this was how I always pictured Sirius. Not with the really curly hair and the less-than-flattering looks. But, this is really only for my own amusement. Gary Oldman played Sirius excellent, it was one of the only redeeming parts of the films.

Character-wise I love Hermione. She's my favorite, though I still can't believe that she wasn't a Ravenclaw. I can deal with most Harry's (ESPECIALLY WHEN HE'S WITH HERMIONE!!), but I have never really liked Ron. Okay, I found like...3 fics, or something, where I could stand him. I like the Slytherins too- Severus and Draco and the all-mysterious Blaise Zabini. I didn't like girl-Blaise and I liked him more when I thought he was Italian. Not that it bothers me that he turned out to be black, but it just shattered the illusion in my head. sigh. I've also fallen more and more in love with Theo Nott, as I've found some characterizations of him that I really like. Of course, only when he's with Hermione is he worthwhile ;D.

I can deal with Slash, though I am not a personal fan. My fav pairing is obviously Hermione/Harry, though I do like to see her with Severus and Blaise. I don't like those stupid Marriage law fics, but I do like when she's really adopted or whatever. I don't like when she goes instantly uber-girly, that's just never something I saw her as. And I HATE her with Ron Weasley. A match made in heaven that is not. I enjoy Molly, Ginny and Ron-bashes, but I love the twins. M'kay, I think that's all I have to say.

Chau for now,

Minara.

Hey all! I do promise, my fics will be updated as soon as possible. Lately, however, I've become addicted to NCIS. I love Tim McGee! I've been devouring both re-runs of past seasons as well as the fics present on this sight and NFA, so I'll inevitably begin writing those fics. I've already submitted one challenge response and there are several other vying for my attention too...

I've never felt the need to put one of these on my profile until I saw this one:

If you can easily finish a novel in one day, put this on your profile!

--I used to read a book a day back in high school. I won't say I do it anymore, but I still read a ridiculous amount. Anyways, the importance of this fact got me into college- I put it on my college application and my future-Vice Dean of Admissions straight out told me it got me on the acceptance list!

Well, this one just made me laugh, so I decided to put it up:

THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT


Jack: It's pronounced "shit", don't get it wrong.

Who is Jack Schitt, you ask? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation!

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schit married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherloc, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then know as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the "Schitt-Happens" wedding. The children of the Schitt-Happens are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left the home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!", you can correct them.


Gahh! This annoyed me SO much, but I laughed all the same:

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
(Put it on your page if you laughed)

How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean removing someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

You know you lived in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
7.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
8.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
9.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
10.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
11.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it... And you know you did.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 112: Failure, Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 112 - Words: 619,173 - Reviews: 26172 - Favs: 15,310 - Follows: 14,130 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Harsh Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,057 - Reviews: 2451 - Favs: 2,940 - Follows: 3,858 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
A Law to Herself by Shiv5468 reviews
Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,150 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Insomnia by Damagoed reviews
It all starts because Sherlock can't sleep. Let's take a walk through some private moments and some tales from the despatch box. Mostly John & Sherlock. But also Mycroft, Ghosts, Dreams and New Characters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 233 - Words: 158,033 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Breaking Point by The Emotional Robot reviews
Watson finally reaches his breaking point and becomes incredibly devious in the process.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Harry Potter and the Enchanting Boy by Mionefan reviews
Harry & Hermione become friends before school starts. McGonagall is their only ally and Dumbledor's attempts at manipulation drive them to leave Hogwarts and resume school at Beauxbatons. AU story and canon will mostly be ignored. Rating changed to M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,275 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 2,043 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Growing up again by Merthergirl reviews
Sherlock's experiment goes wrong and he accidentally babyfies himself and a few others! Will they have to wait years to grow up or are Sherlock's predictions correct? either way, why are Mycroft and Anthea saddled with the brats?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Occam's Razor by Damagoed reviews
Sometimes the simplest explanation is the correct explanation. Sherlock & John and a little bit of Mycroft and LeStrade. No Hamsters were harmed in the writing of this story.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 36,928 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Completing Temperance Brennan by Dream4aSleepyZombie reviews
She's always felt that something missing that empty feeling that makes you feel alone in a crowded room. So what could possibly fill the void after eighteen years? Now written in French by Eileda and Spanish by December Ice Star.PURE FLUFF PEOPLE.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 301 - Words: 1,238,033 - Reviews: 16784 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 2/8/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
A Fit of Pique: Vexation, Umbrage, and Discontent by Atlin Merrick reviews
They are little girls, all three. They started as a joke between John and Sherlock, a tease, a taunt, a fit of pique while they argued about empathy and erections. But over the years Vexation, Umbrage, and Discontent grew, like children always do...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Heat by Fuseaction reviews
Sherlock, John, Jim, and Seb. A look into their heads, and the horrors that lurk within them all. Post-Pool setting. Humorous, but with a judicious sprinkling of self-loathing and tragedy. They face losing everything as they war with each other. Angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,316 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, Sebastian W./Seb
Feeding Sherlock by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock habitually starved himself of everything: Food, sleep, sex. Fortunately John finally figured out how to get Sherlock to eat. To want to eat. To absolutely love it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Seduction of John S Willoughby by tepid sponge bath reviews
To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,541 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Texting by Lizzy0305 reviews
John is alone at Baker Street so he texts to Sherlock. Although Sherlock is interrogating someone he answers, not knowing what kind of game John plays with him. Then he finds out. M for language; SLASH; quite detailed; JohnXSherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 10/23/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Volunteer Hours by AbsoluteObscurity reviews
Sherlock is in a deep coma. John's counsellor suggests that he takes up volunteering and he visits regularly. He speaks to him, knowing it's only for his benefit, but has no idea that Sherlock can hear him- and that it's keeping him sane. Meme fill. AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,694 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Rule of Thumb by wild-springflower reviews
When at the station Sherlock has many rules and restrictions to follow. Here's a little background as to how they all came into play. *Based on OxfordTweed's story, 70 Things Sherlock Holmes Is No Longer Allowed*
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Lady of Trebond by 4-eyedDragon reviews
This is how I think things could of been if Alanna and Thom's mother never died, and had not only known about the twin's switch, but even helped. A little Romance spread through out the entire story. SEE FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! COMPLETE!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 120,337 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Alanna, Tortall - Complete
The Truth Hurts by AlexandriaBlack reviews
Hermione Granger is entering her 7th Year at Hogwarts only to find out that she’s adopted. Struggling to find out who her ‘parents’ are, she’s going to be put to the test this year. What happens when everything you know becomes a lie?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,007 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The unwilling guest by Dark Arts Rising reviews
Knocked out by a serial killer Sherlock is rescued by the most unlikely person of all. Not doing favours for free, the saviour insists on Sherlock being his 'guest' for a week. How will the Detective cope with being in Moriarty's debt and hands?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,035 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
One Little Slip by Assonant reviews
The Holmes brothers are brilliant and influential. They are rarely wrong. But when they are, consequences are huge and harsh. They have no right to play puppet-master, especially over one Doctor John Watson. And he's going to show them why.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,251 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011
Something decent by keyrousse reviews
A week after Sherlock's funeral, Mycroft has a guest with request. Post-Reichenbach story, so SPOILERS!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
What goes around by breathing is over-rated reviews
John finally had enough. He left in a fit and didn't return. Four weeks later, in a bar, he happens to meet a certain Holmes again. A certain Holmes who is holding a gun to the man he offered to buy a drink for. John/Sherlock. Rated T cos I said so.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
one more miracle by i m a g i n e dream b e reviews
Sherlock is dead. Or is he? Post-Reichenbach, T for language. Slash fic. R/R
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Published: 1/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Negotiations by BlackElement7 reviews
One day, Sherlock looked up, only to find that John was nowhere to be seen and Mycroft was sitting in their flat as if he owned it. Which, knowing him, might actually be true. SherlockJohn fluff, BAMF!Mycroft
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Importance of Eating by jaguar003 reviews
When Watson tells Holmes to eat, he didn't exactly mean eat this much. By Sherlock's standards, anyway. One-shot, fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Need for Brain Bleach by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock and John break into Mycroft's flat in search for something. Sherlock ventures into Mycroft's bedroom, not realising that today is the British Government's day off, and he's spending it with a DI in a way that will make Sherlock regret barging in.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
The Problem with Words by Carnal Coffee Bean Catastrophe reviews
In which Sherlock deals with a few new additions to his vocabulary and their relation to John. Dramatic one-shot that has somehow expanded into cracky, plotty fic in which Sherlock gets kidnapped. Rated T for cursing and dark themes at times . Pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,499 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
ArchEnemy by goldvermilion87 reviews
"John H Watson began his nine year sentence for the murder of his flatmate, Sherlock Holmes, today." Fic for dweo at the sherlockmas fic exchange on livejournal.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2012 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Pages, Pictures, and Fears by Dinogeek reviews
"You can't touch it," he repeated, pinning Mycroft's hand to his side. "It'll fall." This wasn't the first time Sherlock had trouble telling fantasy from reality, and this wasn't his first irrational fear... kidfic, four year old Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 153 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Once, Mycroft had Cared by sudipal reviews
Mycroft had not always been this cold... Based on a quotation from 2x01, so a hint of a spoiler there, but safe in all other respects.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
The Ice Man by Blackcurrant Bonbons reviews
"All lives end. All hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage." The foundations of Mycroft's 'Ice Man' facade were crumbling...and there was no one there to pick up the pieces. The great British Government was thawing, and he knew it.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Every Five Years by InterruptingDinosaur reviews
Christmas has always been a special time for Sherlock and Mycroft. Evil cousins, muggings, girlfriends, Mummy Holmes, and puberty! Oh my! Christmases with the reluctant consulting detective and the voracious occupant of a minor government position.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,878 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Head Boys and Ties by Jennistar1 reviews
Mycroft never became Head Boy. This is why. Mycroft/Sherlock brotherly love!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Master Criminal of the World by The Emotional Robot reviews
Young Sherlock decides he does not understand Santa. Mycroft has other ideas and so tells a very interesting tale.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Encounters with the Woman by damedeleslac reviews
Or the five times John Watson almost met Irene Adler and the first time he did.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - John W.
I Want Some Figgie Pudding In The Face by Heart Torn Out reviews
Sequel to Ridiculous: it's X-Mas at Grand'Mere's house and the whole family is coming. And when we say whole family, we mean it. Legit. Sherlock/John, Mycroft/Lestrade and Anthea/OC. Everything that can go wrong goes wrong. Who'dve thunk it?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
That Was The First Time And It Shall Be The Last by waterrain reviews
One of Mycroft's classmates made the mistake of insulting Mycroft's mummy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Adaptability by Dinogeek reviews
Mycroft knew he should have been shocked by Sherlock apologizing for being tired after forty hours awake, but it wasn't surprising... Mycroft comes to pick Sherlock up after a bad day of school. Kidfic, five year old Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Ridiculous by Heart Torn Out reviews
Lestrade knocks on Mycroft's door, but it isn't Mycroft who answers. Kid!fic in which there is plenty of Mystrade Mycroft/Lestrade and, well, a kid. It's like when lover meets child or when boyfriend meets child. Or when D.I. meets teen-Holmes. Try it!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/2/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Friend Number Three by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Life by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
The world thinks James Jr is the savior they also think Harry is a squib. Nobody cares about him until Severus Snape finds out. He eventually adopts Harry who becomes Damon. Will they ever find out he's a wizard? Sirius dies rescuing James and his son.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 100,602 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I'll Be At Holmes For Christmas by Bec Le reviews
You can imagine the Christmas dinners...well, John Watson doesn't have to imagine anymore, since he's been invited to the Holmes Christmas dinner. Minor wounds to major characters because what's Christmas without a trip to the A&E?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Oddest Eccentricity of an Oddly Eccentric Man by The Emotional Robot reviews
John accepts all of Sherlock's quirks but there is one thing that he just does not understand. Therefore Major John Watson MO decides to find out the reason behind it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Keeping secrets by Clemzee reviews
Sherlock is ten years old when he finds out his father is having an affair. Basically young!Sherlock, teenager!Mycroft, Mummy and family trouble.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Everyone Needs A Hobby by Lastew reviews
When John tries to teach Sherlock something. Sherlock tries John's patience.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tourniquet by Ariane DeVere reviews
Traumatic events affecting the inhabitants of 221B result in Anderson finding himself at the local hospital offering to try and help.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Anderson, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Devil Went Down To Baker Street by consultingtimelord reviews
An old friend of Sherlock's visits him a few days after the pool incident. Spoilers for TGG.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Eliminating The Impossible by Damagoed reviews
John's leaky bedroom ceiling leads to Sherlock making some deductions. Slash but not gratuitous!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Please Take Him Back by storiesinthedark reviews
John Watson wakes up one morning to find Sherlock's been kidnapped, but even though he's been taken John still can't get any peace and quiet.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Flatmates by ammcj062 reviews
John didn't meet Mike Stamford in the park - instead, he took a certain taxi. An alternative version to how John and Sherlock could have met.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/12/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mom and Dad by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
Just a short story about how Peter came up with Tony being 'Dad' and Steve being 'Mom.'
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Complete
Night Before Christmas by TaiKaze reviews
Sherlock hate him so much he wanted to marry him!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by Damagoed reviews
What John doesn't know won't hurt him. Sherlock watches. Mycroft observes. John sleeps.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mr Moriarty by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
Not to speak ill of the lucrative market that criminality on a consulting basis presents, but there are some jobs that are just much more rewarding. Moriarty moonlights as a schoolteacher, and for whatever reason, proves to be quite good at it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - J. Moriarty
Locks by ApproximatelyPrecise reviews
Young Sherlock Holmes steals a lock picking kit. All the locked doors in his house are hard to resist, but will he like what he finds behind them? T to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,205 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Infinitely Curious Woman by A plus reviews
“The boy is a Horcrux. In order for Voldemort to be truly gone, the boy must die.” But his deal had never been with Dumbledore, it had always been with Lily. By teaching Granger the Dark Arts, he could corrupt Potter's soul and save his life. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Headbone's Connected To by Damagoed reviews
Before John Watson, Sherlock had another friend, sort of. No Slash and one naughty word.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Marching On by TaiKaze reviews
"Because he needs a friend right now, and since John can't be here, I'll stay."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Blown Fuse by Atlin Merrick reviews
The entire idea of Sherlock is noise. He's six feet of sassy retort, seventy-two and one half inches of verbal brimstone. In short, the man is mostly mouth. So why, why, why was his silence now filling the cold room with heat? Slash/Humor.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Past that Makes Us by Hannelore-Grace reviews
Jim is attacked while alone on a very special anniversary. Sebastian, unable to care for him, accidentally takes him to John's clinic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,410 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
Empathy by Atlin Merrick reviews
John would like Sherlock to take an empathy test. Sherlock does not want to take and empathy test. John...does things. Sherlock relents. The results surprise...some. Super amazing bonus: The names of their non-existent children revealed!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The One You Win by shooting-stetsons reviews
In which a homeless child follows Sherlock home one day, and he isn't as heartless as one might think. Established S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,681 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Near to You by Blinded-Kit reviews
Set btwn finding Carl's shoes and the 2nd hostage taken. Hermione moves into 221B Baker Street, lving in the basement flat. She and Sherlock pretty much hates each other. John and her are friends. Moriarty likes her. Can she handle it? M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,178 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
String Theory by santeria reviews
This is the truth as John knows it: Sherlock Holmes will never catch the killer, because Sherlock Holmes is the killer.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2011 - John W. - Complete
The Risks of Rats by DreamingALife reviews
Arthur is summoned to get to the bottom of Merlin's latest misadventure.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Love and Duty by DreamingALife reviews
Some conversations can't be had when you're a knight. Sometimes you just have to be a brother.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Arthur, Elyan - Complete
Ties That Bind by DreamingALife reviews
Arthur may be oblivious to some things, but he is not quite as blind as some people believe.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Arthur - Complete
The Faithful And The Low by Q.E.D. 221B reviews
Lestrade accidently scares Mycroft coming home drunk from an office party. Sherlock, in his own way, explains the situation to him so he can work at fixing it. Talk of physical child abuse and alcohol abuse. Mystrade H/C
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
A Study in Lullabies by shooting-stetsons reviews
Girl!Sherlock/John. When John Watson moved into 221B, it wasn't just with a mad detective. It was with a mad detective and her baby. What on earth was he thinking?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I can't seem to get over you by Clemzee reviews
It's been a couple of years since Reichenbach and John finally feels that he's moved on enough to start dating again. Problem is that every time John goes out with someone, Mycroft interferes because he knows his brother is still alive. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5842 - Favs: 5,976 - Follows: 3,363 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Trust and Other Wonders by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
John/Sherlock, established; "John... The next step after a few years of married life is usually children." John snorted his tea, coughing and hacking as he stared at Sherlock's serene expression, violin cradled in his arms. "Oh God. You're serious!"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Suck by Atlin Merrick reviews
It was unquestionably the most pornographic thing John had ever done, and yet it was as quiet and gentle as god damn kittens. Something happens during John and Sherlock's unexpected vacation. Other than food poisoning. And a possible aneurysm.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
And Go Like This by shooting-stetsons reviews
Sherlock Holmes at a Watson family function
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On a Different Note by thisisforyou reviews
John and Sherlock have an understanding. Do they? Or are they singing completely different tunes? John/Sherlock, in a manner of speaking. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Slight Misunderstanding by Coragyps reviews
In which I, John Watson, manage to accidentally convince my flatmate I'm in love with him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,392 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unsung Heroines by Aleine Skyfire reviews
They're the people who work behind the scenes. But the Holmes brothers' lives would be very different without these two remarkable women, one known as Anthea and another known as Molly. 1: Texting fun between friends.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Anthea, Molly Hooper
Meant to be by KathAdrian reviews
Hermione has been dating Ron since the end of the war, after all, everybody seemed to think they were meant to be together. Is she living a lie? Can she get out of it? SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bittersweet by KathAdrian reviews
What could possibly make Severus Snape want to reveal his secret relationship to a bunch of dunderheads at an official Ministry Ball? Where Dumbledore would answer 'love' I say 'jealousy'. SSHG. Rating for - very - minor swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Avenging Angels by Aleine Skyfire reviews
An explosion. An ambulance ride. A detective in critical condition. An operation to take down the world's most dangerous criminal. A brother in the thick of things. And one messy situation. A Mycroft-centric AU ending to TGG. Warning: character death.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,739 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Mycroft H., Anthea
Shave and a Haircut by Atlin Merrick reviews
John didn't know Sherlock could even grow a beard. And it's ginger? That was a surprise. So was John's request. "Sherlock, let me shave you." What happens next involves a straight razor, 20 questions, and some very creative foreplay.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,873 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Independent Men by mattmetzger reviews
A brief interlude in which Kirk and Spock cope with lonely separation. Latest in the Keeping Love series, and sequel to The Split.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Harassment by TaiKaze reviews
On his first day, Ianto gets a request from Jack that might qualify as... Well...
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Possibility of the Third Kind by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
John has a busy day ahead and asks Sherlock to clean the house for once. Soon he'll learn why the house was never clean before and why you should never ask a Holmes to clean. Theme: Distracted Domesticity.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Obvious Choice by SpSt reviews
After 6th year ends, Hermione is called on to aid Snape in researching new ways to attack the Dark Lord. A story, often humourous, of the Order finally taking the initiative and plotting against Voldemort and the Death Eaters. SSHG. AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,412 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Gangly Apes by MesT reviews
John attempts to express his discomfort at some of Sherlock's more "intimate" tendencies. Sherlock resists and poses a challenge to the doctor. Sherlock/John SLASH, definitely. *DAY TWO UP*
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,432 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Judging By the State of Her Knees by Lauren Order reviews
Sherlock's deductions hit a little too close to home for Anderson and Donovan. But he never did bother to find out the actual truth...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Anderson, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
The Many Names of G Lestrade by Tellytubby101 reviews
Lestrade doesn't have one name. It's quite a bit more complex than that. Character study. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2011 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Betrayal Close to Home by Tellytubby101 reviews
When Sherlock arrived at the pool with John strapped to a bomb, the man who emerged wasn't a little fellow wearing a Westwood suit... It was a man wearing a three piece suit and holding an umbrella. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Just Words by Tellytubby101 reviews
Sally, Sherlock and Mycroft discuss titles-freak, psychopath, sociopath, autism, Asperger's and sergeant-and what they all mean. Set pre-John. One shot. GEN.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H. - Complete
Layer at a Time by Tellytubby101 reviews
In which John slowly learns who Mycroft's assistant really is. Dialogue-only. Implied John/Anthea. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2011 - John W., Anthea - Complete
Vain Insanity by Tellytubby101 reviews
Jim/Sherlock. Meet Jim; Sherlock's imaginary friend. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Something More Tangible by Tellytubby101 reviews
Sherlock died and left John everything, including his skull. Not the one on the mantlepiece. The one in his head. One shot. GEN or squint to see Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Published: 6/24/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Licorice Stick by SocialMoth reviews
John buys a clarinet from a garage sale on a lark. 'Hilarity ensues.' COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Holmes Is Where The Heart Is by Gameboy Rocker reviews
John Watson has recently returned home from Afghanistan, and he is already living on the streets. With a bum leg, no friends, and no family, he's lost his will to live-but then he meets Sherlock Holmes, and his life is turned upside down. Homeless!watson
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,989 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bed Intruder by Power Of Funk reviews
Every night, Sherlock will wait until John falls asleep, then he'll creep into his bed, hold him, tell him he loves him and pretend that they're a couple. John has nightmares, so it's all fine, right? Wrong. Implied eventual S/J. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Crusade by Rachel Indeed reviews
Sherlock claims pop-culture is irrelevant to him; Mycroft knows better.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
On the edge by Scribblez reviews
Sherlock is so bored until his brother asks for his help, regarding a family member. John begins to realise he has feelings towards the loveable detective.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Learning To Bend Under Pressure by Jenn1984 reviews
John changes everything he can to make Sherlock feel safe. That is what friends are for, after all. Warnings: Possible triggers for mentions of emotional abuse.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Two Geeks Are Better Than One by TurkFox reviews
What if, instead of John Watson, Sherlock's new flatmate was one Mr Jim Moriarty?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
Two Birds by Fluff.and.Rainbows reviews
With one stone, although nothing really got done. Sherlock decides to help John decide which is worse, his flat mate's mood swings or his experiments. Sherlock decides to help himself while he's at it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Companionship by WingedWolf121 reviews
Sherlock decides that he's going to adopt a dog. John decides that the beast is evil, and domestic troubles ensue. Because that dog is always sleeping in Sherlock's bed, or Sherlock is petting it, and no, John is not jealous. Really. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Incorrect Deducing by Herr Fritz reviews
Sherlock and John think Moriarty's trying to burn Sherlock's heart out by causing the flatmates to become jealous of each other. There's no other reason he'd be treating them the way he is...right? T to be safe. Semi-crack material.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Rules of Fair Play Do Not Apply by The Wall Had It Coming reviews
After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty
Stirring In Darkness by Everything-In-Focus-94 reviews
When John walks in on Sherlock performing magic- it adds a whole new dynamic to their relationship. And opens up a whole new host of dangers for the man who shouldn't know about the magical community. Eventual Sherlock/John. Very AU. Magic!Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,717 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Detective by lotherington reviews
John Watson was seven years and three months old when he first met His Raggedy Detective. Fusion with S5 of Doctor Who, set in the Whoniverse.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Morning Mercies by Runey9 reviews
Sirius arrived at the Potters after being disowned. What he needed was a place to stay, but James and his family gave him so much more than that. T for mentions of child abuse and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
An Idiot By Any Other Name by Runey9 reviews
In which Merlin learns that while Arthur enjoys insulting him, he despises when others insult his court sorcerer. Set in that distant day when Arthur is king. Not slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Four Shame, Sherlock by Atlin Merrick reviews
It's possible Sherlock may feel no shame. At all. Ever. John's still not absolutely sure about this, which is why the good doctor enjoys testing his lover's limits, seeing exactly how far he's willing to go.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,677 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
This is How by Nahirta reviews
Callidora Holmes is unfortunately human, and humans do make mistakes. /A response to the numerous abused!sister fics I've come across today./
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Stop, Drop and Roll by Blackcurrant Bonbons reviews
Sherlock notices how good John looks in a suit, and he makes it his mission to destroy all of John's jumpers. But how will he get John to take off his suit without him suspecting? With a little help from a cigarette lighter, anything's possible.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Reunions, Rowdiness and Phone Calls by Jennistar1 reviews
John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
German Chocolate by Monster Tesk reviews
Mycroft used to steal Sherlock's food as a child.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chains, Kidnappers and Yellow Teddy Bears by prettybirdy979 reviews
It was just a cup of coffee...What's the worse that could happen?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Jupiter's Retribution by Aleine Skyfire reviews
Jim didn't think he'd pull the trigger. He underestimated both Holmes brothers. Character death.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Distractingly Attractive by Luxoir reviews
Lestrade is the cause of an unfortunate small mishap at the Royal Wedding.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Friday's Child by Bacon.The.Bard reviews
'When, Tony sleeps over at Gibbs house, he dreams. Most of them are unpleasant.' A look at a Friday night of our two favorite boys. Shameless Fluff, H/C, and of course Father/Son.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Gap Theorem by Bacon.The.Bard reviews
"Anthony DiNozzo, comma, M.D." Tony had been a doctor, until he discovered that it was easier to prevent something from breaking that to fix it after it had. Tag to "Broken Heart" Gen, Tony-Centric, features Doctor!Tony. Oneshot. Original Character Death.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
The Message in the Status Update by seriouscaseofthegayface reviews
Your favourite Bones episodes, one Facebook status update at a time. No one's private life is safe.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,661 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011
Six and Counting by Bacon.The.Bard reviews
' "On your Six, Boss," McGee says quietly, and dares anyone to think he said it on accident.' Six times McGee announces he has Tony's six. Gen/Friendship. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
The Most Dangerous Game by chi-chi-chimera reviews
Serial Killer AU. Sherlock has never just played on the legal side of the law, and murder is just as fascinating however you approach it. But now he has John Watson to contend with. Still, he is a soldier. He has potential.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sensual Ace by Ivory Novelist reviews
In which John discovers why Sherlock does cocaine and decides to become a substitute. BBC Sherlock. Gen, platonic romance. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Almost Empty House by Rachel Indeed reviews
An alternate universe story, set in the Harry Potter universe. Sherlock and John are on their way to Hogwarts. Sherlock is determined to live in an empty House, but things don't work out according to plan.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Enigmatic Soul by Jenn1984 reviews
John sighs. "I don't know why, sometimes people just get SAD, Sherlock. They just—they feel things, for no reason at all than that they feel them, do you understand?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Behind the scenes during Summer Belongs to You by Itsyourday reviews
What if the parent's knew all along? Spoilers for "Summer Belongs to You" of course :
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Linda, Lawence - Complete
When the Wind is Southerly Season 6 by MissBates reviews
Alternate interpretation of the events of Season 6. When House returns from Mayfield still hallucinating, Wilson and Cuddy do their best to keep this sad truth from him. Will they succeed? Humour, no pairings. Chapter 4 up, Season 6 complete. R&R, please.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,306 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - J. Wilson, L. Cuddy - Complete
Low by bulmablue-eyes reviews
Sherlock has been hiding a medical condition from John. One day, at a crime scene, John finds out in the most dramatic way.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Be Loved by silentclock reviews
Harry Potter grows up on Privet Drive, where he is neither loved nor hated; rather, he is treated with indifference. Will his relentless pursuit of knowledge allow him to defeat the Dark Lord? Will he ever be able to live the life he desires?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,187 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 3,214 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Of Childhood Traumas and Fire Extinguishers by DreamingALife reviews
Wolf tells K-Unit a story from when he was younger. Alex realises it sounds familiar.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Apathy by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
Oneshot. Written as a response to the NFA skills challenge...three years ago. Tim's not feeling anything and he doesn't know why.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Green Eyed Monster by Goo2011 reviews
On the trail of a perceived serial killer, things don't go quite to plan as McGee goes undercover as a Petty Officer.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Babysitter Bones by Dreamwind1 reviews
Another mission gone wrong, but this time Bones is left to sort out the consequences. Is he prepared to watch over two small children? Especially when those children are Captain Kirk and Commander Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,166 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - [J. Kirk, Spock] [L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura]
THAT voice by Everything-In-Focus-94 reviews
*Inspired by a conversation me and my friends had* Because I like to think that his voice affects Characters in the show as well as us viewers... Sherlock is confused and amused by their reactions. *Not an actual story but a series of drabbles*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Sherlock H.
A New Future by Wandringstar reviews
What if Juliet had woken earlier? Would she be able to stop Romeo? How would everyone take the news that they weren't dead? Here's my take.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete
Playing by the Rules by colakirk reviews
Neal is always playing by his own rules and Peter has had enough. WARNING: This fic contains corporal punishment. DON'T LIKE, PLEASE DON'T READ.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
On Retirement by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. It's when John doesn't run as fast as Sherlock remembered that he first thinks the word "retirement".
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shenanigans and Tomfoolery by Alone Dreaming reviews
The last thing he saw of a man who may have been the best friend he'd ever possessed was the same show mask that Jim tried to fool the world with. It hurt. Movie-missing scene of sorts.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 138 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Do you know who I am? by DreamingALife reviews
A new lunatic is out to take over the world. Alex decides to let him know what he's up against.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Other Holmes by Pickwick12 reviews
Sarah couldn't tell John she was actually Sherlock's sister. He would run the other way. Right? AU Thanks to the kind fans of "The Science of Friendship." This is standalone. Hope you like it, too.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Bit Backwards by p.r. fox reviews
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Anything by Runey9 reviews
"You would do anything to save her?" When he said yes, Arthur didn't realize that Merlin had a different definition of the word anything. A reveal fic. No slash. One shot. A/G. Set after series three. T for violence and character death.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Pushing Gibbs' Button by IMSLES reviews
While McGee is away, Gibbs is forced to deal with his computer problems on his own. Written for NFA's How I Hate Customer Services Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
A letter by DreamingALife reviews
Companion piece to 'Letters'. Sherlock keeps in touch with John.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Brother Is An Idiot by PrincessNala reviews
In simple terms? John Watson and Sherlock Holmes are in love with each other. Only the infuriating fact of the matter is that neither man has a clue of the other's feelings. And I, for one, am sick to death of their ignorance. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
That's Your Name, Isn't It? by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
Gibbs suddenly starts using Tim's first name. Tim wants to know why. Oneshot. Season 8 spoilers.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Great Game in Quicktime by Nightengale reviews
And the third of the cracky written fun Sherlock episodes. Check my profile for the other two.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Family by VampireWine reviews
Family - a group of people living together and functioning as a single household. Rating up because of a couple grownup words.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Blind Banker in Quicktime by Nightengale reviews
The script parodies continue! Enjoy the epic CRACK! Check out my profile for A Study in Pink in Quicktime!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Cuckoo's Child by Soujinesque reviews
A history of Mycroft, creeping on his brother. Rated for drug use, language, and Sherlock getting jealous about John/Sarah.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Study in Pink in Quicktime by Nightengale reviews
Pardoy of the episode in script form! Kind of like the 15 minute form.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Silence is Pale and Trembling by Nova-chan reviews
John/Sherlock: John gets tired of Sherlock's never-ending stream of consciousness talking during sex. So, he finds a way to shut him up.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mmmkff! by Nova-chan reviews
Sherlock never shuts up; Mycroft knows how to fix the problem, with the help of Sherlock's scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Filtered by ASadisticWhim reviews
Dean really hated letters from Sam. They never even said anything specific. Just: I'm sorry or please understand or I'll always be your brother. Teen!chester, pre-series, AU, Rated T for violence and dark themes, and language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,590 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Study in Scarlet and Green by caffinebunny reviews
Sherlock and John knew each other before their meeting in "A Study in Pink", before they were pulled apart by a war their families wanted no part in. More a fusion than a crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/5/2010
Tell Me the Truth by Evelyn Rose Marks reviews
Tired of hearing how Cedric's death was not his fault even though it wasn't he goes seeking the one person he knows will tell him the truth...Professor Severus Snape...the truth is just a little more then what he had bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Neighbourly Support by DreamingALife reviews
Elizabeth Cole has a rather unusual neighbour.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Yassen G., Alex R./Cub - Complete
The One that got Away by Tigyr reviews
For once Tony is giving Gibbs some advice...set before the series starts please note...this story revolves around Tony/Gibbs but is not about a romance between THEM...it is a pre-slash however, which is the reason for the rating...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
An Arbitrary Celebration of Staying Alive for Anot by ardenteurophile reviews
All John wants is a night down the pub with all his friends for his birthday, but Sherlock's having none of it. Written for a friend's birthday! Pre-slash J/W, ish.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Letters by DreamingALife reviews
The letters came every month.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Worthiness Test by DreamingALife reviews
Mrs. Hudson has a date. Sherlock wants to be introduced.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Deceiving Appearances by Blind Author reviews
Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W. - Complete
Sleepless by SilverSmile reviews
John refuses to allow himself to sleep, not when he's haunted by nightmares of the war and all the people he lost. He figures he'll just stay awake until exhaustion hits him and he'll black out. But how will he manage this with Sherlock hanging around? SJ
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Point Me at Lost Islands by Jessa7 reviews
John is guarded and protected more than he knows, but sometimes that just isn't enough. His world is blown apart by a madman, but put back together by someone entirely unexpected...spoilers for all episodes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,803 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - John W. - Complete
The Driving Lesson by SherlockianGirl reviews
John tried to teach Sherlock how to drive a car. Once. Never again.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hot Water by TurkFox reviews
Jim has an idea. With Sherlock distracted, now is the perfect time.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - J. Moriarty
SH Some Musings on The Watson Brothers by Catherine Spark reviews
Some good old over-the-top angst from the point of view of Sherlock ! I also quite like the idea of people offering to share their relatives with friends.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Password by DreamingALife reviews
Sherlock is stuck, and the key to the puzzle lies with...emotions. Oh dear.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The case of the Rubber Ring by CorvidCoccinelle reviews
Sherlock and John go on the case if a missing person. It seems straight forward enough but they are soon to realise that it's not easy to deduce some of the things people get up to behind closed doors. Finished. Sequel to 'Do not' Prequel to 'Scarlet Star
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,117 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chequebook for Lovers by LollyMc reviews
John receives an intriguing birthday present from Sherlock. How will he choose to use it and what effects will it have on their relationship? J/S A bit cracky but all in the name of fun and mild smut ; R&R s'il vouz plait x
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Mischief by DreamingALife reviews
John brings a friend home. Sherlock is not amused.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Anthropologist's Eye by Imagination-Parade reviews
Angela should've known that she wouldn't be able to keep this a secret from her best friend for long. An Angela & Brennan friendship fic. Contains major spoilers for Season 6!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Angela M., T. Brennan - Complete
Admirable Likenesses by Fialleril reviews
Sherlock is bored. John suffers the consequences. Mrs. Hudson is just concerned for her wall. Based on the parody J.M. Barrie wrote for Arthur Conan Doyle.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Christmas at the Holmeses by Dweo reviews
John is invited to celebrate Christmas with Sherlock's family.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/7/2010 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Consequences of Caring by Richefic reviews
Sherlock might scoff at this 'caring' lark. But John Watson's situation cries out to be 'solved' and there is nothing that Holmes likes more than solving things. A series in four parts. 1 The Flat. 2. The Limp. 3. The Shaking Hand. 4. The Nightmares.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 reviews
Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Which Sherlock Lends A Helping Hand by izzabella11 reviews
John's going through a bit of a dry spell. Sherlock puts his foot in it and then tries to make it right. Smut-tastic! I don't own anything...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/22/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM by stephomi reviews
...Or something like that. Sally needs a boyfriend. Unfortunately, so does Anderson. And then there's Sherlock. Who already has one. Warnings: Anderson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
An Interesting Encounter by lokiMMXII reviews
"This was the first time he'd ever heard Sherlock Holmes being spoken to like he was nothing more than an errant child." Lestrade meets Mycroft for the first time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/19/2010 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 172 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Self Delusion by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
John Watson wakes up in the hospital, they tell him he has been in a coma since he was shipped back from Afghanistan. They say he made the last four wonderful months spent in 221b up in his head. Are they lying, or are their motivations more sinister?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/19/2010 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Unpredictable by fengirl88 reviews
Sherlock wakes up with a strange bedfellow and finds that his brain is not working properly. Cue angst and confusion, amongst other things. Sherlock/John slash with Lestrade interruptions. Spoilers for series 1 episode 1.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Blood will out by nefertari-101 reviews
Hermione is the daughter of John Winchester, half sister of the boys. she was kicked out when she got her letter but now her two worlds are coming together. Read FUBAR and the beginning as companion pieces
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,714 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Hermione G.
A Facade Faded by Jennistar1 reviews
Alternate Ending to last episode. You know that person who we thought for a split second might be Moriarty? Well, he is.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Five Missing Pieces by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
or, five times Neal and Peter talked that we didn't see on screen.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
As Close as Hands and Feet by Jessa7 reviews
Written for prompt. Mycroft planned the meeting of his brother and Watson, because it takes a particular type of person to cope with Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
Anticipation by Obsession37 reviews
A post-ep for "Honor Codes." McGee wonders about Ziva's interrogation techniques. Please read and review.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Retrieval by gekizetsu reviews
SPN/NCIS xover, sequel to Volatile Compounds. Gibbs told the Winchesters not to use their NCIS badges again unless he said so. They didn't realize that in Gibbs-speak, that meant they were on call.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,062 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Dean W. - Complete
Family Picture by Dream4aSleepyZombie reviews
What did Booth do, to make Parker mad and how is Bones involved. Fluffy family stuff. Rating coz I'm paranoid
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/12/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Cultural Differences aka the Spanking Fic by 1lostone reviews
Jim's having a bad day. Weird Dreams, Snarky First Officer... what's a Captain to do? Make sure his next mission goes well, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,014 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
We Have Rules For a Reason by T'Key'la reviews
Sometimes we can look the other way when rules are bent or broken. Sometimes we need to publically ask that those behaviors stop. Part of the Memo Collection - purely for fun! Rated mostly for language and implied naughtiness. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,140 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Matter of Business by Sweet Anonymity reviews
Tag for the episode "Driven." Gibbs brushes off Ziva's concern for Tony - but only because he has his own way to go about getting information on Tony's health. First-hand.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2462 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Redneck Relative by Catslynw reviews
Because every girl needs a pissed-off redneck relative with a bad attitude and a Bowie knife. One Shot. Set pre-series.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Dean W. - Complete
The Slave of the Day by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
NFA Help Haiti ficlet. Tim has a talk with Director Morrow after the events of Witness. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Tim M., T. Morrow - Complete
Ready Aim Fire by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
NFA Help Haiti ficlet. Kind of a tag to Inside Man. Tony makes Tim go paintballing with him. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Tony D., Tim M.
To Be a Snape by DeceptiveFates reviews
Follow Hermione as she learns of her true identity, makes new friends, keeps old ones, learns to love, and essentially grows up. this story starts in the summer between 3rd and 4th year, but continues through her 7th. DMHG eventually. Disregard HBP & DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,767 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Albatross by shireling reviews
When you stand on a precipice, what does it take to push you over the edge. McGee's world is spinning out of control.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,289 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Tim M. - Complete
Fallible by Marstri reviews
Sorry it has been a while, but chapter 34 is up. Romances for Harry and Remus, but no, not with each other. Started after OotP and more than a bit AU at this point. Reviews welcomed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,131 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Remus L., Harry P.
A Godfather in Gotham by serendu reviews
Harry Potter wasn't the only person going to Hogwarts with a godparent. HP/Batman crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,466 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Hermione G., Bruce W./Batman
Off The Leash by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
Neal's tracker stops working. Now what do they do? Peter has to watch him while a new tracker can be obtained. Set early in season one.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,251 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
A Last Family Christmas by Emerald1 reviews
An out of town interview gives Gibbs a glimpse of his newest agent he never expected; one he couldn't walk away from.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,549 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary by Spryte Magnus reviews
House discovers a drunken John in his Clinic who reveals his story. House discovers he knew John's dead wife. Sequel to When House Met John.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - G. House, John W. - Complete
Mairin Says the Magic Word by Kailin reviews
Mairin shows the first signs of magic at an inopportune time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Case of Kyouya's Mysteriously Stolen Underwear by A Vampires Butterfly reviews
Someone has been stealing Kyouya's underwear and he's going to get answers. Though they may not be the ones he's expecting...-yaoi-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,293 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
You'll Get Over It by seriouscaseofthegayface reviews
-"But you never even wore a flannel shirt!" Hodgins attempts to convince Angela that her lesbianism is just a phase.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Angela M., J. Hodgins - Complete
Jack by Precious Pup reviews
Gibbs goes to have a drink with a friend at a bar and find himself with a drunk McGee on his hands at the end of the night. very eye opening for him. Pre slash essentially. Humourous one shot
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
How to Love by InMyJazzShoes reviews
A tragic-looking new girl, Hermione Granger, shows up at the Leaky Cauldron just before Harry's third year and refuses to answer any questions he asks, but he's not willing to back down just yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,520 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Good by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
When Burke goes on vacation, Neal isn't allowed to just sit around at June's house, and no one else is trusted to supervise him. Burke gets back to find Neal spent the week in jail.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
The Mudblood Exchange by imslytherinatheart reviews
Hogwarts is offering an extra credit program for muggleborns to spend the summer with half or pure blood families. Hermione signs up of course, but wasn't expecting to spend it with a family of slytherins. DM/HG. OOC warning.Now being Beta'd by Fearlover
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,504 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10592 - Favs: 5,889 - Follows: 2,267 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fluster by Shinoko reviews
It starts with a copy of Playwitch magazine. Hermione blames Ginny for why she can't look Charlie in the eye. How could she face him after seeing him posing naked, not to mention fantasizing about him? But sometimes fantasy can become reality...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,185 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
There's Someone In My Bed by flyergrad09 reviews
McGee wakes up after a night of celebrating at a bar to find he's not alone in his bed, and barely remembers the night before. Fluff. Slight Tiva, slight McAbby, Tim/Tony friendship.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Tim M. - Complete
Rules of Propriety by Philote reviews
A young visiting princess could use a lesson in humanity. Perhaps it is the cruel streak of Merlin and Arthur’s destiny that dictates she learn it at their expense.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Secretly by Nadeyshico reviews
Secretly, Hermione is in love with a person she thinks out of reach. Is our favourite know-it-all wrong for the first time in her life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Art of Love by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Fate's Gambit by robst reviews
Fate looked on as the boy who's destined to lead the fight against the darkness was slowly being broken down until she's compelled to take action that will change his life forever. Pre-Hogwarts, friendship H/Hr/L rating is for Dursleys treatment of Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,921 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The Danger of Pretending to be Someone Else by Lady Miya reviews
A dangerous attempt to lure the Dark Lord Voldemort leads to quite a bit of unexpected troubles for one Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,380 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Friends Reunited by angel of moozik reviews
After splitting up with Ron and having most of the wizarding world against her, Hermione meets an old friend. Hermione/Neville
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,781 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
The Better Claim by Salome Weil reviews
The Battle for Hogwarts was lost, but Hermione was captured before she could help Harry find the last key to destroying Voldemort. Imprisoned as a slave for Death Eaters, will she accept Draco's help so she can survive? M for language, sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,507 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Good Egg by Channel D reviews
Tim rarely gets hurt out in the field. Is there a reason for that? Of course there is, or there would be no reason for this story! Crack!fic drama written for the NFA Why Are You Torturing McGee? challenge. One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Tim M. - Complete
Why Dance When You Can Slay The Dragon? by Beautiful T Jakson reviews
It was all so simple. One date was unavailable, so he asked another. Little did Harry Potter realize that a simple change of Yule Ball plans would change his life as he knew it. Started as Yule Ball fic, but hardly classifies anymore. HHr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,431 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Face Full of Snow by Runey9 reviews
The Weasley twins realize the consequences of one of their pranks. Takes place the summer before CoS. This is something I realized while reading the first book out loud to a friend of mine, and it made me laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Old Dog, New Tricks by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
SiriusHermione - Returning to London after several years abroad, Hermione has done a lot of growing up. Sirius has noticed this too, but he is about to learn that just because he wants something doesn’t mean he can have it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,552 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Eclairs by Flaignhan reviews
CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Strangers by Rachel Indeed reviews
Mycroft Holmes seems to hold the world at arm's length, but appearances can be deceptive.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Mycroft H, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Children on Board by Chapin CSI reviews
Jim Kirk has had enough of Spock and McCoy's constant bickering.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
A Formidable Adversary by Myske reviews
A post Marriage Law fic. The Ministry have finally decided to repeal their Marriage Law, all that's left is for Hermione and Severus to divvy up their belonging, but that may be more difficult to decide than anyone had anticipated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,247 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Consequentially Yours by Nyruserra reviews
The war is over, and the recovering Wizarding Community adopts a new Marriage Law to cope with the sudden rise of bloodsicknesses. Poor Oliver, he's about to find out that the consequences of doing the right thing can get very out of hand! Not HBP Com.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,246 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Hermione G., Oliver W.] Draco M., Charlie W. - Complete
Flawed Logic by BookwormDragon reviews
Sarek has a confession to make to Jim, and Kirk learns a little more about Vulcan culture. Implied Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Sarek, J. Kirk - Complete
Strange Way of Showing by SpiritBearr reviews
The most important thing you had to understand about Leonard McCoy, was that he only groused at people he liked.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2009 - L. McCoy - Complete
Shore Leave by VergofTowels reviews
Kirk sees Spock dancing. :D K/S pointless fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Reddy for Duty by Fair Hearing reviews
Quote: "Kirk decides to prove to Spock and his crew that the Redshirt Phenomenon is just a myth." Light Kirk/Spock, high crack. This is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever written in my life.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Great Affection by VergofTowels reviews
While on a strange planet, Spock is affected with a mysterious affliction... Can Kirk reverse his transformation? kid!Spock, K/S preslash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Sisters by seriouscaseofthegayface reviews
So how DID Alice and Rosalie finally managed to set aside their differences and become sisters? A scene between the two just after Alice and Jasper move in.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Alice, Rosalie
An Illogically Happy Birthday by Miss Doll reviews
Birthday gifts from Mc Coy to Spock. Let's hope it isn't poison.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Vicis Vulnus by Nataka-s reviews
Unsatisfied with the way the war is turning out Harry is determined to fix everything that has gone wrong. He returns to the past to find his experience will set many things off of their original course- some things that weren't quite counted for. HPxHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,907 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Uncertain by TaylorGibbs reviews
When Tim screws up on a case, he worries he might lose it all. Gibbs/McGee pairing.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M.
Unshed Tears by AmGranger reviews
Post DH Ignores the dumb epilogue Everyone is moving on,Harry & Ron are trying to bring George to his old self while leaving Hermione behind.Hermione gets some shocking news that's slowly drowning her in depression.Will Harry realize it in time & help her
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,843 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Proper Tea by siltrana reviews
Ducky gets some advice from an unexpcted sorce. This is set just befor Witch Hunt.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Tim M., Ducky M. - Complete
Because You're Mine by Ms. Padfoot reviews
Harry is rescued from the Dursley's by Severus Snape. What he tells Harry leaves him stunned. Who is my father?...I am. Not all is as it was believed to be. Who really is meant to be the 'Saviour of the Wizarding World? Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 611,455 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,844 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Love Can Be a Battle or a War by Ms-Figg reviews
Order soldiers Hermione Granger and Severus Snape can't get along. Tonks and Kingsley suggest they need to shag. What? Are they crazy? Severus is just insufferable and Hermione an aggravating little chit. They're mad...both of them. Or are they? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,184 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
If You Wanted Honesty by C'est Elise reviews
Harry, Hermione and Sirius are sick of being manipulated and kept powerless. They have a plan, devised in Harry's fourth year, to do things their way- and no one is going to stop this newly-formed family. Independent!Harry, not Super!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,573 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Fluke of Sorts by toastedmuffinz reviews
He's the pretty boy, she's the brainy girl. It all started with a missing book to lead to an unexpected development of events; “I’m assuming this note came from the book thief?” - AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,338 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Wheels of Time by Maud Greyluck reviews
At King's Cross Harry has a chance to make another choice and change everything bad which had happened. With memories of the war with Voldemort he goes back in time to fix all wrongs. Problem starts when it turns out that the things won't remain the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,363 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The House Which Time Forgot by VictorianChik reviews
Early 2nd book. After Dobby's visit, Harry runs away, and Snape kidnaps him with the help of a huge dog. Snape plays mindgames and makes Harry live different miserable scenarios. Snape seems psychotic, but Harry believes some good exists in his captor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,102 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Subtleties by Pen Against Sword reviews
In which Snape does not have an appointment, Hermione is enraged, and subtlety is seemingly abandoned. AU to Snape's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
He is Serious? by Snotwing reviews
Missing scenes from the episode Probie. You know that part where Tony tries to 'cheer up' McGee? Well, I think there was a lot more to it than that. Tony tells a story. Team bonding fic, incl Gibbs and Abby. Read and Review! COMPLETE! Ya-hoo!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,459 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
The Guardian, the Ward and the Convict by shedoc reviews
I'd rather spend the Summer with Snape." Harry's personal hells are swapped - summer with the Dursley's may not be much fun but surely summer with Snape will be worse? AU end of second book--- NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,146 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Fervid Chaos by Velvet Song reviews
Formerly BURNING SERPENT! Harry finds out that Voldemort’s his father, and his mother is...? TRSS, HPDM, HGBCJ, RLSB. Rating will go up in future!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,475 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
You Only Live Thrice : The Tale Of Elsa Jones by pstibbons reviews
The Pureblood said, "Granger must be destroyed. Not killed - that would just make her a martyr. Her reputation must be destroyed. She must be eliminated from our society, preferably by Potter himself, before she can destroy us." HGOC HPLL Azkaban!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,790 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Willful Ignorance by SigmaTheta reviews
Her choices are to call attention to everything or ignore it all. And Haruhi finds ignorance easier. Host Club/Haruhi. Written for ouran contest's "dance" prompt.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Hidden Truths by Kiristeen reviews
The death of Hermione's parents brings chaos into her life as she stumbles across the truth about her mother's forgotten past, and of her birth father, bringing chaos to her life, as well as that of the Malfoys and Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,096 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Life and Its Mysteries by trizfores reviews
A criminal is on the lose. Auror Hermione Granger, hot on its heels tries to solve the case and catch the criminal. Along the way, her past catches up with her, including Severus Snape himself. SSHG Read & Review pls. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,572 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
In a Name by Rachel Indeed reviews
A brief history of Severus and middle names.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Severus S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Director's Bad Choices by Channel D reviews
What if Leon Vance had made different assignments when he split up Gibbs' team after Judgment Day? The mind boggles. Humor, possibly crack!fic. One-shot. Spoilers for late season 5-early season 6.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Riddick by thoraxe357 reviews
He was ostricized by the very people he was destined to protect and sent to Azkaban. However, they never imaginged that sending Harry Potter away would create something much darker, and a helluva lot more badass. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,865 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Where There's a Will by grangerinvestigations reviews
Lucius Malfoy has left a rather surprising will: if Draco works for Hermione for one year, both he and S.P.E.W. will inherit thirty million galleons. Of course, they might kill each other first... Not epilogue compliant. Rated M for language. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Intoxicated Babbling by Scorpia710 reviews
Stuck in a tunnel with an injured Harry Potter is the last thing Snape expected to happen. But when Potter gets rather loose tongued thanks to a pain reliever, will Snape be forced to re-think his judgments of the boy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,527 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Nymph Hunt by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,733 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Beginning by Writing Therapist reviews
What happens when Harry ends up in Gotham City and runs into it's most infamous criminal?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,289 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Jealous by Imagination-Parade reviews
Based on a new episode spoiler for season 4; Something happens during an investigation to make Brennan extremely jealous.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Saving Myself by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry saves himself when the Dursley's have a car crash, apparating himself out. The Potters survived, they think its Harold Potter that defeated Voldemort. They gave Harry away! This is a Severus mentors adopts Harry story! read and enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Long Overdue by Imagination-Parade reviews
Inspired by a particular Booth line from the promo to "The Passenger in the Oven," though no spoilers here. If you've seen the previews, you're safe! Brennan doesn't understand the strange request Booth made after seeing her in those glasses...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Real Meaning of Family by tamara72 reviews
When Hermione loses her parents, her guardian is someone surprising. She, Ron and Harry learn that people are not always what they appear to be on the surface. AU after OotP. Sequel - We Will Go On is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 82,576 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Reorientation by sasha1600 reviews
Tim gets an unexpected lesson from Gibbs. Warning: discussion of spanking of adults. Don’t like? Don’t read!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Of Mules and HalfElves by or.is.it reviews
Just a short, tongue-in-cheek piece about interbreeding between elves and men.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Good Geek, Bad Geek by ceilidh65 reviews
A missing scene from Deception - just how did McGee make Geckler talk? Gibbs is about to find out. As always, I hope you enjoy, please R&R if you do!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Mission Impossible by sapofbks2008 reviews
Haruhi has to wake Kyoya up so he can get on a flight. And it's four in the morning. How will she do it?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Guitar Hero by SplishySplash reviews
Video games can be very therapeutic at times and Booth offers his support to both Brennan and Hodgins after the events of Pain in the Heart
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Kissing Bones by Imagination-Parade reviews
Parker doesn't understand why Booth never kisses Brennan goodbye.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Parker B., S. Booth - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3633 - Favs: 6,813 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Play Thing by Chrystal Slara reviews
Lily Evens Snape loves one thing more than being with her husband, being sandwiched between him and the Dark Lord. LES/SS/LV/surprise. Dark AU, Rated M for a Reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Kindergarten Isn't Ready for Dean Winchester by vanillafluffy reviews
It's Dean's first day of kindergarten, and his teacher doesn't like his attitude. Or his dad's. Wee!Dean. Warning for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
A High Price by Rachel Indeed reviews
Bruce hated it when he couldn't make it home on his birthday. They always found a way to make him pay.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
I Like You Just The Way You Are by Fangirlofrandomness reviews
It's the day after Alanna agreed to marry George, but for some reason, he still isn't believing it completely. How can Alanna convince him she really does want to be the wife of the former Prince of Thieves? Alanna/George
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Alanna, George - Complete
Magnum by Precious Pup reviews
No plot really just Tony and Tim having sex while watching the show Magnum
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Fifth gear by Precious Pup reviews
Warning: Slash Tony/Tim Tony musing on the enigma that is Timothy McGee. My first true slash so let me know what you think
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Scenes we would like to see by Strabec reviews
Rose and Martha discuss kissing the Doctor. Jack and Sarah complain. Some harmless fun! Please r and r!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Willy and the Erotic Chocolate Factory by shucker reviews
An explicit take on the famous Rold Dhal tale. Not for the faint-hearted.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Speechless by Philote reviews
In the aftermath of a hunt gone wrong and a rescue, Dean deals with a unique problem and John worries about a lapse into a very old habit. Pre-series.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2008 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
A Bedtime Story by Kailin reviews
A sequel to "Like Father, Like Daughter", which was a sequel to "Snape, A History"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Invisible by Yue Guang Kuroneko reviews
Some of the most important things in life are invisible. KyouyaxHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,963 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Getting His Head Shrunk by SigmaTheta reviews
Kyouya's not crazy, but his therapist may be before this is over. KyouyaHaruhi. Written for empath eia on hc flashfic.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Jealous by Tranquillezza reviews
Kyouya is not a jealous person, but he comes close to it when Haruhi always seems to be in physical contact with everyone else. KyouyaxHaruhi. Please Read & Review!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Make Me A Match by Hanako A reviews
Suffering from a hero complex, Harry believes it's up to him to rescue Hermione from the horror of having to go with Malfoy to the Halloween Ball, despite the damsel's protests otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Sleepless Nights by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
A coming-of-age tale, in which the brightest witch of her age learns about sex & love from excellent teachers. A Gryffindor for a reason: Hermione is nothing if not daring... SBRLHG/FWGWHG/HGLL/hints of HGSS. Slash, het, & femmeslash, sometimes graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Of House and Home by goddessa39 reviews
What if a Weasley, a muggleborn, and the BWL were sorted into Slytherin? And with good reason? A tale about adjustment and they evolvement thier actions. Dark! ManipDumbles. HHrR eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,928 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Harry P.
Out of the Grey by Scattered Logic reviews
Hermione is determined to befriend Severus. Whether he likes it or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What? Um, okay by goldpiece reviews
Brennan logics her way into a relationship and leaves Booth just a little confused.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Pain Management by LickMyThermometer reviews
House is in a bad way. Chase knows a better way to cope than stealing a dead guy's pills. Mind the rating. MxM bdsm.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,301 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - G. House, R. Chase
Snips and Snails by Pat Foley reviews
Sarek meets his match when Amanda holds a birthday party for a host of little girls. Holography series, 3 something.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,316 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
After the Battle by MarkTurner reviews
Shortly after the battle for Hogwarts, the Ministry demands a basic Health and Safety check. They weren't at all prepared for what they found.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Percy W. - Complete
Harry and the Unexpected Christmas by teddylonglong reviews
Someone is in for a huge surprise on Christmas day, which isn’t really a Christmas surprise. A family story. Completely AU, partly OOC, childfic., Abuse!Dursleys. Sequel: "Harry and the Mystery of Age"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Magic's Bells by milkmoth reviews
In which Fuyumi’s firstborn son is corrupted by his uncle, Haruhi doesn't believe, and Kyouya has to instill some magic in said nephew's and Haruhi’s Christmas. Pronto. A KyouHaru twoshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
An Allegory by Pen Against Sword reviews
Hermione returns a borrowed object. Snape teaches her once again. Disregarding DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
In A Different Light by Song Angel reviews
The Sequel to Where Strength Beings. Hermione returns to Hogwarts as Snape's apprentice. Their relationship grows as they aid in the search for a way to defeat Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,914 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 9/9/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Being observed by julezz30 reviews
In process of being rewritten. And hopefully finished... I'm not sure if it sends alerts to you guys if I update existing chapter... It'll say in AN which has been revamped. Anyway, uhh summary, I guess the concept is: Blaise is a quiet guy who doesn't like to draw attention to himself. Unfortunately for him it seems that the female population has indeed noticed him regardless
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
Hold Up by SplishySplash reviews
Everyone hates going to the bank, what makes Temperance Brennan any different?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Once Upon a Dinner by Sunset-leaf reviews
SEXUAL CONTENT. You have been warned. The night before 'Boxed In' Ziva held a Dinner Party. This is my explanation of that night. Cue McGiva, some pudding, a sink and a whole load of other stuff and you've got this story D comments welcome.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
He Loves Every Time She Cries by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Draco explains the reason why he love it every time his girlfriend cries. Dramione fanfiction. Read it please! :p
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Performance Review by Channel D reviews
It's the time of year when the annual performance reviews are done. Ziva leads off, others follow in subsequent chapters. How well do you think they will do? They may even surprise themselves.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,723 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
The Firing of Tim McGee by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
Tim screws up and loses his job. What will he do now and more importantly, can he get his old job back? McGeecentric of course, but the rest of the team is there as well. Final chapter is now up. I hope you like the bit of melodrama in the epilogue. :
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,752 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
First Aid for the Balance Impaired by Philote reviews
Sam had been a bit clumsy as a child, but this was ridiculous. Missing scene for “Bad Day at Black Rock.”
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The List by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
The List named everyone who thought they were a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends. The only problem is, even they're starting to wonder if their names belong on The List…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Master by AkashaTheKitty reviews
The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 154 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mary Had A Little Skirt by Mage of the Heart reviews
HGSS fun. An attractive student brings out the cheeky side to Professor Snape in a detention. But the rude nursery rhymes and Limericks lead to a little more than he expected
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Handcuffs by SwishAndFlick31 reviews
AU. Aunt Marge visits again during the summer before Harry’s sixth year. They talk about some things that get Harry very, very mad. Then, Vernon calls a facility that takes care of ‘violent’ teens. Little does Harry know, that Hermione’s father owns it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,731 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Library by EuphoniumGurl0 reviews
He wanted to rip her apart. He wanted to tear the knowing smile from her face and swallow it whole. Each night Severus spent in the library with the new Gryffindor was a night he had to restrain himself. She was a fool for straying from her pack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,209 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Silver in the Moonlight by L. C. Johnson reviews
AKA: The Karmatic Power of Poetic Irony, AKA: How Hermione Got Kreature to Wear Clothes, AKA: How Harry Potter Killed Lord Voldemort. Oneshot. HermioneHarryish
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Exact Calculations by mayadidi reviews
written for the 2007 gift exchange as a gift for Fawkes Flames. Hermione uses Arithmancy to find her soul mate. He doesnt agree with her and she tries to convince him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,376 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
True Confessions by Bratling reviews
An answer to Potions and Snitches' Abused Harry challenge and Severitus's challenge. Secrets are sometimes meant to be shared, and sharing those secrets can sometimes change lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,322 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Fly into Flying by Right or Ryn reviews
AU: "Um, yes, well thank you, Professor, er, Dumbledore, was it? We appreciate your offer, but you see, Hermione can already do magic, so this schooling of yours really isn't necessarry."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,629 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P.
On Patience by SigmaTheta reviews
He only has so much patience. HunnyHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Haruhi F. - Complete
A Quizzical Endeavour by Twisted Biscuit reviews
After You Know Who's return, shortly before the permanent removal of Professor Umbridge, the Ministry attempt to promote House Unity. They do so in the only way they know how: With paperwork. Which should go brilliantly, of course...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,168 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Black Secret by Gueneviere reviews
Remus is marrying Tonks. Dumbledore and the trio are hunting Horcruxes. Draco and his mother have joined the Order. The war is beggining, and what might be the Blacks' darkest secret is coming to light. And it may just be that it involves Hermione. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,764 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
Harry & Hermione by hriddle14 reviews
Harry and Hermione are alone in the common room. They both love each other, but can they get the guts to tell each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by Kailin reviews
Severus learns that small children can remember quite a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Choices by Mrpointyhorns reviews
Regulus is Enlightened. He now makes his own choices. AU, Slash, Regulus, SiriusJames, Remus, LMSS, Baby!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2007 - [Sirius B., James P.] Remus L., Regulus B. - Complete
Viva Las Vegas by SplishySplash reviews
March CBPC, Hollywood Connection. Just how much did Doctor Brennan win in Vegas?
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
Radix Acclaro by Random Dispatcher reviews
Harry and Hermione get lost in the Dark Forest. What happens when a botched rescue attempt and a miscast spell awaken something ancient inside of them? LVHPLM SSHGDM COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,132 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 3,176 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Snape, A History by Kailin reviews
Hermione GrangerWeasley turns to a familiar source of comfort when her marriage runs into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,767 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bad Medicine by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco Malfoy, paragon of wickedness, follows Hermione Granger one day to an unused section of Hogwarts and discovers her unspeakable secret... Oh yeah, and the whole graveyard scene didn't happen. Cedric Diggory is alive. Because I said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,884 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Daddy Doesn't Approve by milkmoth reviews
Neither does Mommy, for that matter. Only the twins know what's going on when the host club learns that Haruhi's been seeing someone. Or do they? Has she? HaruhixHosts
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Tumultuous Relations by Katia Dashwood reviews
Hermione finds Draco cheating on her with Pansy, and he has the nerve to assume she will take him back. Runaway plotbunny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bedtime by tatterdemalion reviews
Haruhi gets a new bed! The Host Club members, however, are determined to share it. HaruhiXAll.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
A Very Winchester Christmas by vanillafluffy reviews
A look at Sam's ninth Christmas and the Winchesters' holiday traditions through the eyes of Sam, John and Dean. Wee!chesters, noncanon.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Dean Winchester's Philosophy of Channel Surfing by vanillafluffy reviews
We all have movies that we'll stop to watch, no matter how many times we've seen them before. A thoughtful look at Dean's favorite film.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Potters and Redheads by deews reviews
She was the most annoying girl he’d run across. She was also the girl he’d be forced into marrying some day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hermione's New Life by Nynaeve80 reviews
PostWar Hermione is trying to start her new life and she gets a visit from an old friend. HGVK COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,194 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Beautiful by Michelle Moonshine reviews
Eighteen year old Hermione Granger is unbearably uncomfortable with the way she looks, and it becomes up to Harry Potter, her best friend and boyfriend, to help her understand what true beauty is, and ultimately, allow her to think of herself as beautiful
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,812 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Protect Harry Mode by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Odd little thing that just popped into my head. Cruel!Voldie CryBaby!Harry Cussing!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Best Year by Raven2k4 reviews
Hermione undergoes a change in thinking and is determined to enjoy her last year to its fullest. Wacky Hijinks and crazyness ensue leading to a list of amusing new rules for her, friendships with Slytherins, and romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,725 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Christmas Lights by Inell13 reviews
“What have you gotten yourself into this time, Granger?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Massage by Inell13 reviews
Hermione gets a surprise when she goes for her weekly massage, Adrian Pucey
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Conversation on a Broom by Inell13 reviews
Hermione and Viktor have a talk
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
A Fair Game by Inell13 reviews
I do like a fair game, though, which is why I was so candid about my intentions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Daddy in a Day by angelrider93 reviews
ONESHOT Draco gets the surprise of his life when Harry and Ron barge into Malfoy Manor and demand that he comes with them. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Perfect Azkaban Breakout by pstibbons reviews
A response to all cliched Azkaban!Harry fics. Harry is in Azkaban for a crime he DID commit, leaving Hermione & the Order with a Mission Impossible to get him out. I didn't despise MoRon and Gin when I wrote this, so they get killed, not bashed. Ends HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,280 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Detour by Avelynn Tame reviews
‘In the back of her mind she feels a small twinge, as if she has forgotten to do something. For a split second, she is convinced that she is supposed to be somewhere else.’ All roads lead home, as Haruhi discovers when she takes a detour. AU
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Love: Geek Style by OzGeek reviews
Abby and McGee get in on in the coffin in the way only geeks can. Abby gets pregnant and she and McGee must deal with it. Started as a one shot, extended to 10 chapters. Defintely McAbby. Set midway season 3.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,659 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Past Confrontations by severus-fan reviews
1st Story ever. AU, and rated R for future chapters. Hermione get's accused of being a traitor and switches schools 6th year. What happens when she meets the people she left behind? An SSHG story. Pretend HBP never happened...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 142,672 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Averto Vicis by Lady Smoothie reviews
AU, HBP Compatible: When Hermione dies in battle moments after her powers are awakened, Dumbledore utilizes a centuries old spell to send Harry back in time to his six year old self. By Aerin. [UPDATED AND ALIVE!][NEW CHAPTER: HALLOW'S EVE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,797 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Academy Letters by Pat Foley reviews
Amanda's letters about and to Spock while he attended Starfleet, and his correspondance back. Part of Holo series 3
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Amanda G., Spock
A Matter of Happiness by Lady Arianrhod reviews
Hunny muses on Mori and Haruhi. Contains MoriHaruhi romance and HunnyMori friendship. All Hunny ever wanted was Mori's happiness. Hunny had decided that Haruhi was important to Mori’s happiness. Fluff contained within.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Esse Quam Videri by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
AU What if Harry Potter really was an Incurably Criminal Boy: a trouble maker, a rule breaker, a psychotic pyromaniac. Albus supposed he should have seen this coming. An Azkaban!Harry fic of sorts. Hellatrix'n!Honks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
King or pawns by DarkGoddess2002 reviews
Is the Hermione we know the real Hermione? A dark HHR, but be warned it's diffrent and might offend some please be careful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Big Name Death Eater Three by Shiv5468 reviews
Seveurs is trying to get some sleep, but a friend is in need, and Malfoys are plotting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,934 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 241 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
A Very Malfoy Halloween by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Knowing that he has grown to dislike the Holiday in recent years, Narcissa takes her fouryearold son to try an ensure that Lucius has a happy Halloween. Little did she bargain on Snape, incompetent mothers and Draco’s insatiable curiosity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,644 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Clap Your Hands by Philote reviews
Even at five, Sam Winchester knew enough to suspect that a fluttering ball of light hovering over him in his sleep was not a good thing.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
Ancestral Looks by Anniehow reviews
Cameron finds something about House's ancestors and shares it with her colleagues... A sort of crossover with the movie Sense & Sensibility
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/28/2006 - G. House - Complete
Mr Johnson by knownbeforetime reviews
Vernon is threatened in a way that can get through his thick skull
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Vengence by QueenB23 reviews
Harry Potter sat in Dumbledore’s office. It was his first year at Hogwarts and he had just been sorted into Gryffindor.“You little brat you tricked me!” the Hat yelled at him.Harry snickered, “I couldn’t let you put me in Slytherin.” Harry reasoned with i
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Advice for the Lovelorn Knight by k4writer02 reviews
Gary goes to Squire Alan for advice on pursuing Cythera. One shot
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Alanna, Gareth the Younger - Complete
Tingle by gluglug reviews
Complete! Post HBP HHr – Takes place well into year seven. Harry and Hermione have grown closer, yet aren’t in a romantic relationship. Story is told from Hermione’s POV. No Ron bashing, but there might some Ginny bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,127 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Big Name Death Eater Part deux by Shiv5468 reviews
What Hermione did next.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,284 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Messages by prin69 reviews
A day in the life of Abby's home answering machine.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Abby S. - Complete
Into the Darkness by Estel Ashlee Snape reviews
CompleteDuring her 6th yr Hermione has become self destructive but hides it from everyone. When she stays for christmas the most unlikely person discovers her deep dark secret. A HermioneSnape mentorship story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,066 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Songs of the Heart by kitkatfox reviews
Who knew that two Greek Gods, a self defense class, and the death of Lucius Malfoy could bring two bitter enemies together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,234 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Maid or Not by St. Minority reviews
Charlie discovers a new secret about his mentor and likes what he sees. Oneshot
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
Vulcans Tell No Lies by JayBee-Bug reviews
Bones n' Spock discuss that well known rumor that vulcans tell no lies. Just a little ficlet.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Can't Help Who You Love by TXWitchywoman reviews
Hermione loses who she thought was the love of her life. She realizes life does indeed go on in a big way, with a certain potions professor. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 82,152 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Big Name Death Eater by Shiv5468 reviews
Have you ever wondered what really happened at the Death Eater meetings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,015 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by Number VIII - Axel reviews
Things are not as they seem in the Factory. Slighly AU. Very DARK. 18 only, please.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,989 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 11/9/2005
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 214 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Childish Things by Chia the Cat reviews
Sixth year and the Trio is struggling with nightmares and misunderstandings after the events at the department of Mysteries. Hermione finds that telling the boywholived off is harder when you care. It's also fun to make him jealous. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,033 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sorry Has to Stop Somewhere by polywolly reviews
[COMPLETE] Hermione has moved to Chicago to escape the prying eyes of everyone who knows her. A murder and a terrible threat bring a man from her past back into her life and a memory long forgotten. Post book 6 HGSS. Mature content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,979 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Where Strength Begins by Song Angel reviews
Hermione and Snape are thrown together by a few very convenient twists of fate and the help of Dumbledore, McGonagall and Ginny. : This is my first fanfic! I'm told that it's hilarious. Making a few changes and corrections. Let me know if you see anything that should be corrected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,200 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A snape is for life, not just for Christmas by Shiv5468 reviews
Severus and Hermione have been set up by Albus just once too often. They decide to play him at his own game and fake an engagement, snaffle the presents and then stage an argument. Will it work out like that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,325 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Special Recognition by Telanu reviews
Willy Wonka has so much to teach Charlie Bucket about running a business.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2005
Faithless by AlchemistDreamer reviews
Hermione has spent the last two years in Azkaban Prison. Can she learn to forgive the ones who didn't believe in her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Hermione G.
Change is the Only Constant by Mara Greengrass reviews
When Bruce Wayne becomes Dr. Gregory House's latest patient, House's hidden past might just be disclosed.
Crossover - Batman & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Bruce W./Batman, G. House
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 344 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
BadTony by Cha Oseye Tempest Thrain reviews
or, Why you never call someone in the middle of the night
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/28/2005
Potter by Water Mage reviews
One change in the past can cause a ripple effect, changing the timeline. A baby, Harry, being adopted by a crime lord is one. How will Hogwarts be different with a gun wielding, Harry PotterMcKnight? The heir to England's underground crime empire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,880 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 2,951 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Antigone by ChelleyBean reviews
A little twist on the Time Turner idea brings a most surprising student to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,844 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Something to Read by Marstri reviews
A onepart fanfiction or light humorparody with a bit of a twist I always like a surprise at the end. I'll leave the identity of Remus' real love interest for you to figure out, but I promise it's someone who might actually deserve him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Remus L. - Complete
Dive by Quixotic-Feline reviews
Smiling in the darkness, he realized that he went out for a cup of coffee, but came back with a girlfriend. BZHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
That Certain Urge by mavidian reviews
Complete Caught red-handed in an activity frowned upon at Hogwarts, Hermione has no intention of reforming. Snape has to make her aware of the consequences. A game played by Wizarding rules becomes a point of honor, competition and temptation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,693 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lines Crossed by Goldy reviews
Harry and Hermione's relationship is changed forever one night by a kiss. Naturally, Ron's jealous and Harry's confused. Then things get bad. Then things get worse. HHr. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,958 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Always the Quiet Ones by Inell13 reviews
Blaise Zabini teaches Hermione that it's always the quiet ones you have to watch out for. BZ & HG romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
All That She Wants by Ryoko Blue reviews
Completed AU reality fic: Harry's in Slytherin, Ron's mean: Hermione asks Harry the ladies man for help in snagging the guy of her dreams. But is the guy of her dreams what she really wants?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,719 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Ramos reviews
Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When she Realizes by Goldy reviews
One-shot. Little fic I wrote in response to the common HHr theory that it'll be something akin to being hit with a baseball bat when Harry finally realizes how important Hermione is to him. Naturally, I wrote a fic depicting the exact opposite.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Out of Time by Rurouni Star reviews
-mild SBHG- Hermione's got a convenient new thing called a timeturner that lets her get to classes in third year. But suddenly, a message from herself has her housing a known convict, and it's not so convenient anymore...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,941 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Road Taken by Awahili reviews
What if Dumbledore had listened to McGonagall on that fateful Halloween night? Where would the BoyWhoLived live then? And what if the Dursleys weren't Harry's only relatives? Not a Severitus challenge, but similar. CH 9 FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,361 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Everyone's a Critic by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
It's that time again: Fifth Year Career Advisory Meetings. Blaise Zabini isn't looking forward to his. Professor Snape's not looking forward to Blaise Zabini's, coincidentally. What does little Blaise want to be when he grows up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2004
Severus Snape, Computer Hacker by Davenrood reviews
7th years Hermione and Harry sneak computers into the school and invent the HogwartsNet. When Snape finds out, he decides to have some fun...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,313 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/22/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Happy Birthday by Shiv5468 reviews
Severus asks the boys for help in wooing Hermione but has he been given the right information?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Never Say Never by Alexandra Ravensblood reviews
COMPLETE: After finding himself pursued by every eligible witch on the planet, The Boy Who Won decides to marry for peace of mind. So he turns to Hermione for help pursuing...Minerva McGonagall? Comedy, I swear. HP&HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,622 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power Of A Squib by Ys reviews
[Complete] As disappearances happen at Hogwarts, Hermione finds the most unexpected ally to come with her to the rescue...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,624 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Something Radiates by Thalia Kendall reviews
[Her face was unreadable, perhaps because most people weren't that literate in their souls.] Luna Lovegood, and a date that never showed up. How does falling rain and Blaise Zabini factor in, though? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Luna L., Blaise Z. - Complete
Divergent Paths by Ruskbyte reviews
Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 144 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Harry P., Luna L.
As the Falcon Hath Her Bells: Taking Flight by HyacinthMacaw reviews
Potions, sarcastic familiars, spies, lessons, and redemption. Snape's forced to a new direction fighting Voldemort, and Hermione's discovering a Gryffindor's courage. 7th year, eventual SSHG Book 1 of 2
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,598 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/10/2003 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sev and the Family Snape by moonglow11066 reviews
*Complete* Third in the Moonglow series. Follow Sev and Hermione into parenthood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,714 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 3/2/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Different World Book 1 Working Title by Carya reviews
UPDATED & FINISHED! CH12 Pottertwins first year at Hogwarts, as Slytherins, Ginny is in their class too. I hate summaries, too difficult Will be HPHG, DMGW, TROC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,049 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
As the Falcon Hath Her Bells: On the Wing by HyacinthMacaw reviews
Sequel to AtFHHB: Taking Flight Love, war, loss, and devious familiars. Three years later, Hermione's back at Hogwarts, and she and Severus resume their most dangerous game. The war has grown fiercer and the stakes much higher. SSHG. Book 2 of 2
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,066 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 3/26/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Union of the Snakes by moonglow11066 reviews
*Complete!* Sequel to Hermione's List! Join Severus and Hermione on the somewhat rocky road to romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,675 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/16/2003 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's List by moonglow11066 reviews
*COMPLETE* 7th Year; Voldemort has been defeated. Hermione has a few things left to do before she leaves Hogwarts. R for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,034 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Simple Question by Ramos reviews
Rogue asks Logan a question.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2002 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Your Horoscope For Today by Telanu reviews
Snape's having a bad day. Maybe coffee will help. Or Harry. Or both.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/26/2001 - Harry P., Severus S.
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Everything Changes reviews
Written for the WEE 2011. Written for LadyTwyla1, using her 2nd prompt: Gen. McGee faces anguish that can break him when he has to work a case in deference to Team Gibbs and is ostracized for it.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Tim M.
My Dear Good Friend reviews
Gibbs can't resist the urge sometimes. After all, what kind of friend would he be if he didn't? Tobias knew becoming friends with a self-proclaimed 'bastard' was a bad idea- or at least he should have!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, T.C. Fornell
A Fourth Man reviews
How Gibbs decided whether or not to add McGee to the team. Spoiler alert: He did. And, I think he probably talked to Tony first.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
A Geek Sort of Thing reviews
When Tim doesn't show up to work, the team is concerned. When they find out he took off after receiving a mysterious email, they're worried. When they find him, they wish they'd just left him be. Written for the 'All is Discovered' Challenge on NFA.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
Secret Sanctuary reviews
When the team needs comfort, they turn to a surprising source.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Tim M. - Complete
Time To Play reviews
Ziva decides it's time to play. Just some smutty goodness because it's a Monday.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
In Which Hermione Granger Becomes Lethal reviews
Summer after Fifth Year. Hermione's family is murdered and she is out for revenge. In order to help calm her, Albus appoints Severus as her Guardian. Unfortunately, Snape has no intentions of reigning the girl in. Severus-Mentors-Hermione fic, AU, OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,603 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Define 'Family' reviews
AU after fourth year. Hermione finds out her whole life as a Muggle-born was a lie and struggles with her newfound family even as the Trio has to deal with the loss of their families. Main pairing is NOT romantic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,463 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Remaking Rapunzel reviews
When Ziva learns the story of Rapunzel, she is not impressed. Can Tim change her mind? Written for the NFA 'Once Upon a NCIS' challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
It's Not Easy to Be Boss reviews
When his team is injured, Gibbs ignores his own injuries, worried over his perceived failures. Ducky takes it upon himself to step in, explaining what a true hero is.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Every Girl's Dream reviews
Hermione indulges in some Polyjuice trickery, determined to get the one man she's always wanted before she leaves Hogwarts: Severus Snape. His own master for the first time, Snape is not happy by the deception, until he decides to keep her for himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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