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Cara bel, cara mia bella. Mia bambina, a tra che la stima che la stima. A cara mia, addio! Mia bambina cara, perche non passi lontana si lontana da scienza? Cara cara mia bambina. A mia bel. A mia cara. A mia cara. A mia bambina. A cara, cari a mi!

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Path of the King by Neoalfa reviews
"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 451,216 - Reviews: 6866 - Favs: 11,900 - Follows: 12,535 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Shirō E., Caster
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 78 - Words: 330,006 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 3,744 - Follows: 3,233 - Updated: 7/17/2023 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 588,009 - Reviews: 9637 - Favs: 12,993 - Follows: 11,556 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Genius Sensei by AlexDnD reviews
What if Kakashi had recovered from his deep depression? What if he turned out to be a true genius as a sensei? Watch as team 7 develops into a truly capable shinobi team!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 331,494 - Reviews: 2828 - Favs: 4,794 - Follows: 4,006 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2714 - Favs: 7,459 - Follows: 6,800 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
The Gamer of Konoha by Akallas von Aerok reviews
Naruto really didn't want this. He wanted to be a legitimate shinobi. He wanted to jump high, shoot fire, and bring down lightning on his enemies! He wanted to be revered by his peers, and he wanted to be goddamn normal! He didn't want this! He didn't want to have a RPG screen floating in front of him!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,956 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Naruto U.
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 3,314 - Follows: 2,710 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
With Strength of Steel Wings by AngelaStarCat reviews
A young Harry Potter, abandoned on the streets, is taken in by a man with a mysterious motive. When his new muggle tattoo suddenly animates, he is soon learning forbidden magic and planning to infiltrate the wizarding world on behalf of the "ordinary" people. But nothing is ever that black and white. (Runes, Blood Magic, Parseltongue, Slytherin!Harry) (SEE NOTE 1st Chapter)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 719,300 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 5,283 - Follows: 5,721 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Fawkes
Rising Powers by anix113 reviews
Harry learns that he is a wizard long before anyone intended. Without anyone teaching him, he does not know what should be impossible. He breaks the rules of magic with his bushy-haired friend. H/G/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,964 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 3,986 - Follows: 4,756 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 6/12/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L.] Hermione G.
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,925 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 5,724 - Follows: 5,614 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 4,042 - Follows: 4,298 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 4,577 - Follows: 4,944 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Amenaza by Alban55 reviews
After Naruto dies, he changes into a Hollow. This single death will change the lives and afterlives of many. And it's not exactly for the better.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 399,441 - Reviews: 4150 - Favs: 5,077 - Follows: 3,798 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 4,426 - Follows: 1,500 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Konoha's Maelstrom by Formulaic reviews
If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 4,144 - Follows: 4,333 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U.
I Fall(out) to Pieces by Diresquirrel reviews
War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,338 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P.
Of Eagle and Lion by Knife Hand reviews
In an act of desperation, a young Harry Potter's magic goes wild and gives him something that will change everything. Chapter 7 up
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,206 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Harry P., Imperial Guard
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 2,490 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 3,413 - Follows: 3,004 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
The Boy with Haki by donalgraeme reviews
What if Luffy discovered his Haki at a young age? Like, when Shanks was around. Watch as a stronger, smarter Luffy emerges to take the Grand Line by storm with the power of the King's Disposition. Warning, some content could be considered spoilers. LuNa
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,866 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 2,162 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Luffy
Nova Roma by The Moidart reviews
The Dam has fallen and the NCR is thrown back. New Vegas' future now rests in Caesar's hands and one Courier turned Legionary.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,425 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Courier, Caesar - Complete
Konoha's Inventor by Corruptmonk reviews
Naruto suffered an accident that caused memories of his past life to slowly resurface in his mind. As he grew, he integrates the personality, memories, and abilities of the One-Winged Angel - Sephiroth. Enemies beware! Sephiroth-like Naruto. Inventor-Naruto Strong Naruto. Intelligent-Naruto. Minimal Bashing if possible. Slight AU. MASS CROSSOVER WARNING!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 60,531 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U.
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 2,769 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
Rising of the Dark by Thanathos reviews
After being betrayed in the VotE, Naruto is summoned into a new world, filled with races and creatures completely foreign. To understand this world, he joins the Light side of an ancient war. But once again, he must learn that not all is as it may seem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,859 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Nerve Damage by CrossyCross reviews
Shirou converts his nerves into makeshift magic circuits everytime he needs to use magic. A human body has millions of nerves. A magus has on average twenty circuits...maybe he's on to something there...
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,601 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 4,242 - Follows: 3,794 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Shirō E.
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 3,933 - Follows: 3,961 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Winter Warlock by Existential Insanity reviews
In an attempt to get Kuyou off his back Tsukune turned to his friends for options. He turned down the immortal Vampire and turned instead to a border being. The winter is deep.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,228 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Tsukune A.
Herald of the Void by Nim Maj reviews
My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,844 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Louise - Complete
Santoryu no Ryuuma by axellon2008 reviews
Having members of his clan take care of him, Naruto's life takes a different turn. He strives for a different dream and learns to use a unique style of swordsmanship as well as other techniques to help him along the way. Elements of One Piece. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 245,209 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 4118 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 4156 - Favs: 20,191 - Follows: 8,838 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Naruto of the Array by Burning Blood reviews
When Sarutobi Hiruzen finds out that an eight year old Naruto can't even read his own name he decides to take matters into his own hands. Who would have predicted teaching the young Jinchuriki to read and write would start a legend never before seen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2987 - Favs: 13,212 - Follows: 5,123 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Worldly Prisoners by NeoRyu777 reviews
Sequel to WS. Sirius escapes, Peter is revealed, and Dumbledore's plotting grows by the day. Things are coming to a head, but Harry must hurry, for Voldemort has discovered an alternate route to regain his body, greater and more terrible than ever before.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,882 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Harry P.
Worldly Secrets by NeoRyu777 reviews
Sequel to A World of Difference Harry's going back for his second year at Hogwarts... the Chamber of Secrets is opened, and a further look into Dumbledore's increasing ambitions... ManipulativeDumbledore! IndependentHarry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 77,193 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A World of Difference by NeoRyu777 reviews
Harry Potter at the age of 5 runs away from Privet Drive, and in a fit of accidental magic ends up in a different dimension. Returning home, what's he gonna do? Manipulative Dumbledore, Slytherin Harry. Rated M to be safe. Crossover with FFVIII.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,954 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
How Feelings Change by Dirty Thoughts of Bliss reviews
Everything's perfect. Danny's left Amity to go to college with Sam, they're finally together with a baby on the way, his parents know his secret, and he couldn't be happier. But things never stay perfect in Danny's world for long. Lemons COMPLETE
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,706 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete