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Author has written 2 stories for Star Wars, and Harry Potter.

Hi, if you were hoping to find out some information about my personal life and then track me down and stalk me, then you will be disappointed.

When talking about the game Scissors Paper Rock. I can understand that Scissors beats paper; and how Rock can beat Scissors. The thing is... how can Paper beat Rock? Does wrapping a rock in paper magically paralyse the Rock. If this is true, why can't Paper beat Scissors? And why not People? Why aren't pieces of paper killing students while they are in class? I have the answer for you... Because Paper sucks crap! Rock would destroy Paper in about three seconds. Sometimes when I play Scissors Paper Rock and I choose Rock while the other person chooses Paper; when they say they win, I am tempted to punch them in the face with my 'rock' (aka fist) and say "Oh, I'm Sorry, I thought that Paper would protect you" and walk away.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

It was all so different before everything changed.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it

My favourite quotes:

Rimmer: "You can't scare me! I'm a coward! I'm always scared!"- Red Dwarf

Fang: "Holy insert swear word of your choice here." - Maximum Ride

Willy Wonka: "Everything in here is edible. Even I'm edible, but that my dear children is called caniballism and is frowned on by most cultures" - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Prisoner: I've heard stories about the Black Pearl...they leave no survivors.
Capt. Jack Sparrow: If there aren't any survivors, then where do all the stories come from?

Here are some actual labels that were found on items:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of chips! ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On packaging for a Rowentairon: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."


'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think

Found this pretty sad

Mommy..Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Matt; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Matt, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost


A girl and guy were speeding over 100km/h on a motorbike

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.


Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid!

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

If you can raed taht pelase put it in yuor porilfe


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Found this on someone's profile and thought it looked cool.

/l、
(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ


Thanks for reading my nonsense.

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The One That Wouldn't Get Away by FaithLavinia reviews
Voldemort couldn't kill her, but he couldn't let her live either, so she decided to make his life a mockery. A story of what happens when Voldemort let his childhood sweetheart follow him on his travels.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Voldemort, OC
The Hearts of Two by HeartHunter reviews
When fate has brought two different species together both races gradually develop in friendship and respect. But can two different species truly develop an understanding for one another?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 150,207 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Predator/Yautja, Human
The New Fight by ShadowX264 reviews
After drifting around for weeks on end, the Chief and Cortanna are picked up by a mysterious race who enlist his help against an enemy older and more terrifying than the flood.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,911 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Master Chief/John-117
I'm Stuck In The World Of dot, dot, dot Oddworld! by sotroublesomeST reviews
Ok! I got this idea in the middle of the night, and I thought it would sound really cool! What if a normal teenage girl got sucked into the world of Oddworld? Curious? Read and find out! and review plse! AbeXOC
Oddworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/20/2008
Sadistic Clowns are Bad for Your Health by Miz. Jynx reviews
He wakes up as Bruce Wayne. Alone, in pain, and strapped to a table. The Joker doesn't plan, but he has ideas. Horribly painful ideas, and the Joker hopes to try them all out before he breaks his new toy.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,595 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
The White Devil by Miz. Jynx reviews
The Joker escapes Arkham and shows up at Bruce Waynes door. But what happens when the Joker can't remember who he is or how he got there? Maybe there's more to it than a slight case of amnesia? Slash
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,472 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Hunters of the Night by Pandamoniumous reviews
Just after the events of the movie a Na'vi who has no name comes to the Omaticaya clan. Mo'at says he protects the clan but Jake isn't buying it. Something doesn't feel right and Jake wants to know why. *Editing and expanding on previous chapters.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,852 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Jake S., Neytiri
Avatar 2: Awakened by jvasquez33 reviews
Previous battle with RDA awakens an ancient evil on the planet Pandora. Norm lives among the Omaticaya, and I've also introduced new characters into the story. Created 12/23/09 Slow typist, first time writer, and still expanding chapters.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,041 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
Alien: Metamorphosis by Pilgrim of Rivia reviews
A normal boy is caught and experimented on much like Ripley. The aim: Turn him into the first succesful human alien hybrid to originate from a human rather than alien base. Will he lose his sense of humanity because of the change, will he lose himself?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,185 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
The Sorting Hat Knows Best by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
Sirius was the first Black for generations to be sorted in any house aside from Slytherin, right? What do you think the Sorting Hat had to say to an 11 year old Sirius? Lets find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Sirius B., Sorting Hat - Complete
Fang by Person95 reviews
This is The Angel Experiment book one in Fang's POV. What was Fang thinking when Max was gone and possibly dead?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Fang, Max
Vampire Ashlyn by WolfGirl Forever in Heart reviews
Ashlyn Sylvester was a regular human until one January night when she was walking the streets of Connecticut while a vampire coven was passing through. Follow Ashlyn as she discovers her new life as a vampire. Please Read and Review! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009
Werewolf Falling by mangos reviews
I couldn't find the category for a book called Werewolf rising, so i put it here. This is my first ever fanfic, please be nice. It's about a werewolf called suki and her struggles. May end up continuing w/ Laina & Adrian's story too...
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,020 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008
My Predator by Heavenly Demise reviews
This story has nothing to do with the movie, but I did use Scar from AVP because I love him. It is about a sexual relationship between a human among Predator. Very graphic so watch out, and please enjoy. Finally done with a real ending.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,259 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
Starlight by DecemberOfDying reviews
My name is Scarlett. I am fourteen years old. I am the product of two unbelievable creatures. The mythical God Hedes, and a Star named Evangeline. And I was sentenced to death at birth. Reason? The Gods say it's my existence. Slight crossover to Stardust.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hades
Balto: The Northern Ice by JackOdd reviews
When Aleu is lost at sea, can her family save her?
Balto - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,113 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Aleu, Balto - Complete
Arrow of the Cimarron by unicorn-skydancer08 reviews
The story of Spirit’s son, and his journey through the timeless American frontier.
Spirit - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008
The Supernova Herd by Kinola reviews
A young mare stumbles into the territory of the legendary Supernova Herd. What adventures will wait for her and her new mate, Altair?
Spirit - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,010 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008
Choices by Silas Goodwill reviews
Every trainer faces a decision once they catch a Legendary.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Mewtwo, Meowth/Nyarth - Complete
The Wingmaer Epochs by vWingmaer reviews
The Wingmaer species are amazingly adaptable and have a huge lifespan... This is the evolution of the Wingmaer species as they evolve from Cell to Space Empire.
Spore - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009
Anti Twilight Association: Why I Hate Twilight by SarcasticTraitor reviews
Why fan girls should just simply give up Twilight and go read some other great book instead...Part 1: Quotes by people all over the world. Fire is APPRECIATED. Go on - we'd love to hear from you.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Do Not Deserve To Live by Jed Rhodes reviews
The two halves of the man; Anakin, fallen Jedi, and Darth Vader, Sith Lord.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
my first fanfic by Skye Wolfehardt reviews
a girl gets infected with the parasite and runs away. i guess this is about her being on the run and getting caught and then getting help possibly from the cullens from twilight but im not sure yet. rated T just in case.
Peeps - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,980 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
Lakota Life Part 3: Graceful Maiden by EosFiction reviews
We all know the story of Spirit, the brave mustang that won his freedom despite the odds. But what of the three Lakota horses he met? In Part 3, we follow the grey mare.
Spirit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,064 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
nighthaven by spirittalon reviews
windrunner and his 2 friends set out to deliver a message to the Raintribe.but when they arrive there,they make a shocking discovery,and find out that the most hated species has come back,ready to do bloody battle to get Exactly what the want:Nighthaven..
100% Wolf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009
Outcast up for hire by ShadowCam reviews
What happens when your more than one creature combined, then become hated by the only people you trust.....
Wolf Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009
Ascension: a Short Spore Epic by Onlinescholarproductions reviews
The final chapter is up! Follow the story of the Leko, planet Kell, and the epic that is life itself. Rated T for minor language and moderate violence involving nuclear blasts, headshots, and exploding ships. Rating may change in the future. Please R&R.
Spore - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,397 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Solitary Howl by ZombieDragon reviews
-Oneshot- Because it hadn’t eaten in days, the lone wolf was determined to fight for its food and therefore stood its ground against the threat. It was clearly outnumbered, but it would try anyways. It had to.
Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
His Secret and His Revenge by SlytherinDearie reviews
It's a different story in his eyes. 'The Joker's Secret' and 'Revenge of the Joker' from The Joker's POV. Joker/OC. Nolanverse.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,214 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Joker - Complete
Wolf VS Beast! by Atsumi-sama reviews
They started out as an ordinary Wolf pack, but as they realize that humans are coming into the forest, they must chose between fleeing to find a new home, or standing to fight back.
WolfQuest - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008
Lakota Life Part 2: Clear Sky by EosFiction reviews
We all know the story of Spirit, the brave mustang that won his freedom despite the odds. But what of the three Lakota horses he met in the village? In Part 2, we follow the grey stallion.
Spirit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Fang goes to Starbucks by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Fang goes to Starbucks to buy drinks. R/R this is my first Maximum Ride Fanfic
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Fang, Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Halo: NCIS by general MB reviews
To rescue a Spartan lost in time, the Master Chief and Blue team must go on their wildest mission yet: back in time to the 21st century. But things get complicated as they draw the attention of a certain team from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service.
Crossover - Halo & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,175 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, Linda-058, Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Curious by Touchedtyper reviews
Something new has caught the interest of an Azkaban Dementor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Torn Two Ways by silentXtears9331 reviews
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron in Rain's point of view.
Spirit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
Reforging the Blade by Lady Zenoka reviews
In this sequel to our story Tempering the Blade, Luke is found by his parents. Will he resist their attempts to turn him to the Dark Side? Or will he fall to be with his parents? And where does Leia stand? Hiatus!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,414 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007
Wolf and Man by WritingJunkie reviews
Wolf was scared and alone. Then Man arrived.
Chronicles of Ancient Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2008
Lakota Life Part 1: Bright Star of the West by EosFiction reviews
We all know the story of Spirit, the brave mustang that won his freedom despite the odds. But what of the three Lakota horses he met in the village? In Part 1, we follow the chestnut mare.
Spirit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Dementor's Kiss by maybe another time reviews
A girl's love for dementors and the price she finally pays.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Soft As A Dementor's Kiss by shewhoguards reviews
The first thing it knew was the hunger. Life from a Dementor's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Howling to the Moon by ZombieDragon reviews
Prequel to F.F.F. Fiveshot. The Past and the Present are two completely different things. These are the pasts of each wolf from the pack, how they became as one. As a team. Told from Wolfs' POVs. Violence. Complete. I am rewriting the story, slowly. R&R!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,953 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
Tempering The Blade by Lady Zenoka reviews
When the young Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker is sent on a mission to check out a mysterious energy reading, he has no idea it will change his destiny... forever. DSF Revan X Anakin
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 15,664 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Witchay Castaway by G.L. Peabody reviews
GIBewitched Xover. Gilligan discovers Darrin and Samantha Stevens on the island, then soon our favorite first mate finds himself back in civilization with Darrin Stevens identity!
Crossover - Bewitched & Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Memories by Arystina reviews
LS Female Revan...My take on what could have happened to Revan at the end of KOTOR. No flames, please.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Does Your Soul Define Who You Are by Silvermoonlight GJ reviews
When your stranded in the deepest darkest region of space with only a hunter by your side. You come to realize who your true friends and enemies really are.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 156,992 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Human, Predator/Yautja - Complete
Every Hour on the Hour by Jiara Anatalis reviews
And now for something completely different: the view through the eyes of a killer....droid. HK-47 takes a security patrol around the Ebon Hawk and doesn't like what he sees.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2005
Like Wolves by phoq reviews
After the events in KotOR2, Exile travels to the Outer Rim in her search for Revan. What will happen when she finally finds her?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2005
Familiarity Breeds Contempt by tanyart reviews
... or does it? A highly ambitious and cold-hearted trainer recieves an Eevee as his first pokemon... and his reaction...?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2005
In a Hunter's Mind by Viqueen reviews
Scar POV Ever wonder why Scar actually let Lex tag along with him? This takes place right after Sebastian is dragged away by the Xenomorph, unwillingly leaving Lex at the mercy of both alien species.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Complete
Forgiveness by LeoEyes reviews
Takes place after the game: KOTOR, Enjoy :)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,015 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004
Aliens: Survival of the Fittest by Corpral Hicks reviews
An Alien Warrior is trapped on a Mining Ship on its way to Earth, the Crew of the ship know how dangerous the Alien is and want to get rid of it! What will happen. Alien POV. Read and Review
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 4/15/2003
Tales From the Wizarding Underworld by Rea
Meet Sean, wizard, smuggler, and part of the Wizarding Underworld. This is most of his life. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,299 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2002 - Published: 8/10/2001 - Complete
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The Other Perspective reviews
It is basically the game from Darth Malak's POV. At this stage, I don't know if I should continue it; if you think I should can you tell me please? Not sure if I should. I will review the stories of the 1st 15 reviewers of mine.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Darth Malak
Napoleon Potter reviews
What if Napoleon Dynamite was the Chosen One who had to defeat Voldemort? Set in the fourth book when Harry meets Voldemort in the graveyard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete