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Joined 02-10-09, id: 1833729, Profile Updated: 09-12-14

About me...

I'm from Canadialand. The pen name is in French, but I don't speak it. At all.

I am a perpetual student with a full-time job. I work for the man. And for shoes.

I read Twilight a day before the movie came out. I borrowed my cousin's copy. After I read it, I bought all 4 books. I read them all inside of a week.

I thought BD was a huge letdown.

I got into fanfic after perusing messageboards and stumbled upon a little story called "Wide Awake". I got hooked.

Likes:

reading others' stories
sushi
chocolate
shopping
the Leafs (although they really, really suck)
warm weather
TV, video games
um, a lot of things, really
New York City

Rye and Ginger, Tom Collins, and single malt scotch.

Dislikes:
people who can't drive.
people who don't bathe and stink up entire trains, outdoor areas etc - especially if I'm downwind
squid
bad grammar. I'm not exactly English teacher material myself, but common mistakes (i.e. your vs. you're, etc) are easily fixable via spell/grammar check in Word.
assholes.

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20143 - Favs: 13,109 - Follows: 5,440 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7301 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 3,786 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10625 - Favs: 11,761 - Follows: 12,438 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7146 - Favs: 5,397 - Follows: 4,081 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Molto Bella by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
Bella is an up-and-coming chef and Edward is a persnickety restaurant reviewer with an axe to grind. Watch out! Things get pretty hot in the kitchen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,821 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Resolution by coldplaywhore reviews
Bella is coming out of her shell with the help of her two best friends, Rosalie and Alice. All three girls have visions of falling for the popular boys, but when Bella's life is turned upside down, will Edward be able to help her? Will he even want to?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,952 - Reviews: 5548 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Someone To Watch Over Me by Flightlessbird11 reviews
Edward and Bella meet and start a friendship one summer. They're in Forks after college and med school and both are soon moving to Seattle. Edward is in an accident, will his near death experience be enough to finally ask Bella out? All Human. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 137,069 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3355 - Favs: 3,391 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wilting by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
So, this is my life, a childish game. Ruled by God, damned by fate. A game of love and lost." AU/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,530 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008