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Joined 03-12-02, id: 183403
Author has written 4 stories for Discworld.

Okay, for anyone who's interested, here's the low-down:

I'm English and a bit of a Discworld nut. I love Commander Vimes and Captain Carrot (hence the fic), and I also have a weakness for the Patrician. Most of what I write is slash fiction. This isn't intended to be disrespectful; far from it, it's just my way of having fun with the characters I love. If this is likely to offend you, then please hit the 'back' button now.

However, if you've made it this far, I hope you enjoy the stories!

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Reviewers are forever telling authors they can't understand them. The author might often reply: Is that my fault?
-Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth.

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Watchmen in Black by Beth Einspanier reviews
The result of an idle mind, too much caffeine, and an overall feeling of "What would happen if..." Agents J and L of the MiB hunt a shapeshifting alien in Ankh-Morpork, and enlist the help of the Watch. Naturally, things don't go smoothly. Revised!
Crossover - Men In Black & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,314 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 2/3/2002 - Complete
Say Yes by Mercator reviews
Hogswatchnight, and a seamstress becomes a very special gift for a very exclusive Client. But all is not what it seems... **FINI**
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 6/15/2003
The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret by Wyvern's Elucidated Brethren reviews
[chapter 4 up!] Nobby unintentionally finds out something about the Commander and Captain Carrot that he would otherwise have preferred to not have known... *slash*
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/9/2002 - Published: 4/8/2002
My Brothers Keeper by VimesLady reviews
Commander Sir Samuel Vimes faces betrayal, threats to his family, danger, anguish, and paperwork.*FINISHED, INCLUDING AUTHOR'S NOTES*
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,415 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 5/31/2002 - Published: 5/8/2002 - Complete
The End by JadeDragoness reviews
Slash. Set in the other leg of the Trousers of Time developed in Jingo. It's what happened to Vetinari.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/14/2002
Adding Daddy by W.H. Woolhat reviews
Vimes reflects on something that Sybil told him in 'The Fifth Elephant'...and you don't have to have read the book to get it.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2001
Long Dark Night by Mistress Arion reviews
Havelock Vetinari is kidnapped and tortured, leaving Sam Vimes to examine his real feelings for the Patrician. WARNING: SLASH SLASH SLASH, implied non-con, implied torture. If you don't like the idea of Vimes/Vetinari, DON'T READ THIS. (There, you've been
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2001
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Who Watches the Watch? reviews
City Watch Murder Mystery: Commander Sir Samuel Vimes faces one of the hardest cases of his career... Non-slash, standalone story.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,807 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Sam Vimes, Carrot - Complete
Broken reviews
Loosely follows 'Missing'. Carrot has recovered from his dreadful kidnapping and everyone is happy. But its effects have been far-reaching, and things don't stay normal for long... Rating for dark scene and mild language.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,605 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Sam Vimes, Carrot - Complete
Betrayal reviews
Prequel to 'Missing'. Carrot is already besotted with his superior officer; now Vimes finally realizes the depth of his feelings for Carrot. But the bond between them is tested when Vetinari suspects something... Rating for theme.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Sam Vimes, Carrot - Complete
Missing! reviews
Carrot is abducted and the kidnappers are not nice people. Vimes is beside himself. How much is he willing to risk to get Carrot back? Rating for darkness and mild language.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,594 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 7/18/2002 - Sam Vimes, Carrot - Complete