Wolfie the Mad Hatter
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Name: Wolfie/Howler/Ember/Italy

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The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart.

When one door of happiness closes, another opens: but often we look so long at the clossed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

So long as the memory of certain beloved friends lives in my heart, I shall say that life is good.

I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.

~All by Helen Keller

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm SWISS, so I must like cheese.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bastard.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bastard.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my dick.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be hairy, smell bad, and think everyone else sucks.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Reach: Elegies by skywalker05 reviews
"I will be honest with the dead. It's so much easier to remember their deaths than their lives." During her long vigil, Noble Six remembers her squad. Ensemble, with some Six/Jorge.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Lyca, Jorge-052/Noble Five - Complete
The Fall of Emile by OhSoDeadly reviews
The warrior spirit of Noble Team had a penchant for striking fear. The Zealot that killed him was unlucky in more ways than one. One-shot
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Emile-A239/Noble Four - Complete
Some Theories on the Death And Torture of Ashfur by Redbane reviews
A hilarious collection of theories on how Ashfur was killed or ways he was tortured. I will take suggestions!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Ashfur
Zodiac by xXPantheraXx reviews
On the first full-moon of Leaf-Bare, eight kits that possess powers sent from the stars were born. They have a chance to bring peace into the forest once and for all, but they must harness their powers quickly. Because in Twelve-Moons, four will be dead.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,122 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Bloody Skies Book Three: Apocalypse by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
ThunderClan have survived the fox attack but things aren't going well. Leafpool & Sandstorm are missing & the four have revealed the traitor in the clan. But an old, evil threat is rising and the clans must unite or face annihilation. FS inside R&R 3 of 3
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 68,026 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Lionblaze, Icecloud - Complete
Voyage of the Lost: Book Three: Sands of Chaos by xXPantheraXx reviews
After Firestar's death, the chosen four must journey with the clans through an arid desert called the Sands of Chaos. Secrets of the past will soon emerge, and an ancient darkness threatens to shatter not just ThunderClan, but all the clans. ON HOLD!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,694 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Warriors guide by XxMuddy-PiexX reviews
This is a guide ment to help people with their stories. There's Ceremonies, herbs, nameing, and more! Rated T just in case! I do not own Warriors or anything by Erin Hunter.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,520 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Shattered by Unknown Soldier Shadow reviews
After the battle that nearly destroyed ThunderClan, Hollyleaf, Lionblaze, and Jayfeather try to unravel the secrets that surround them. The prophecy haunts them still, but more than just words stalk closer to the chosen Three with stars in their paws.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,765 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Requiem by xXPantheraXx reviews
As Chaos ensues onto all of ThunderClan, Firestar has only one choice. He must find the killer and stop them before its too late. In these dark, bloody times, one cat will have to decide whether to stop this evil, or be taken over by it. Part 3 of 3.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Complete
Warriors Jaystar's Story by looks at name tag reviews
A story I found a while ago. There is a better summary inside so check that out instead of this little blurb. Rated T for safety and blood. NOW COMPLETE.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 90 - Words: 106,084 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Apprentice Academy by iMelinda reviews
What would happen if the warrior cats went to school? Join our three favorite apprentices Jaypaw, Hollypaw, and Lionpaw as they struggle through massive amounts of homework, P.E. class, and other school troubles!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Hollyleaf - Complete
Warriors Deadlist Cach by Phoenixincarnate reviews
What would happen if the warriors cats became ... CRAB FISHERMAN? What the heck?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Jayfeather, Hollyleaf
Ashfur's Triumph by Lightningstreak123 reviews
Ashfur wasn't killed, and it throws the Three into chaos. When the most familiar and surprising faces are not what they seem, who can they trust? Is love true or will it eat them alive? Lies will paint the lives of some, and powers will be revealed. R&R
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,355 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Ashfur
The Storm Begins Inactive by Shadows Of The Storm reviews
It is about Hollyleaf and Breezepelt admitting they are in love with each other and everything they go through. Story now complete! Disclaimer: I don't own a single thing. There will be no sequel! Sorry everybody, no thoughts. NO MORE STORY/SEQUEL!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,677 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Hollyleaf, Breezepelt - Complete
Bloody Skies Book Two: Fourth of Fire by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
Leafbare has come and Hollyleaf, Jayfeather and Lionblaze know about their parentage. But Bloodclan are still out there, preparing for another strike. And Starclan has revealed a new message, there is a fourth cat coming. But who? FS inside, R&R 2 of 3
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,837 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Hollyleaf, Mousewhisker - Complete
Voyage of the Lost: Book Two: Primal Path by xXPantheraXx reviews
The Four kin of Firestar must now guide the clans through a savage path across the mountains. But how can they, when a dark new enemy is planning an ambush. An enemy that could change the clans history, forever.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 76,383 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
The Traitor Inside by Rainstorm-Mosspath reviews
Jayfeather's told about a traitor in ThunderClan by Yellowfang and he must use his powers to find out who it is. But in a Clan that's now full of mystery, how can he do it? Especially as he now has other cats on his mind. Please R&R. Full summary inside.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,899 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Jayfeather, Cinderheart
Sandstorm's Kithood by sibbykitten reviews
No one knows much about Sandstorm's life as a kit, the fiesty she-cat that would one day grow up to be one of the most respected cats in Thunderclan. Learn how the death of her mother and the dislike from her father affected Sandkit and her siblings.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Sandstorm, Redtail
SkyClan Returns by Fwirl reviews
It's about two seasons after Hollypaw, Jaypaw, Lionpaw, and the others returned from the mountains. Everything seems to be going well; that is, until SkyClan shows up on ThunderClan territory with a huge problem on their paws.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,531 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Hollyleaf, Jayfeather - Complete
Sunrise: My Version by Unknown Soldier Shadow reviews
With the death of the only cat to know the truth, the secret of Lionblaze, Hollyleaf, and Jayfeather is safe. But with darkness approaching, can the three with the powers of stars in their paws defeat the evil or be consumed by it?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,539 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Cruel Season by Covert.Darkness reviews
SkyClan return and are given the Horseplace as their territory. The Three are learning of the true parentage, and also of their powers. But danger is near, and only they can stop it. Or can they? My Version of Sunrise. T for violence. COMPLETE!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 26,655 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Voyage of the Lost: Book One: The Final Scion by xXPantheraXx reviews
The Power Of Three have found who their mother is, but secrets still lurk in the darkest of places. When fires terrorize the clans lake home, can The Fourth Apprentice guide them to a new destiny? And fire isn't the only horror in the forest, not anymore.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 76,222 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Revived Sunrise, Jadie's Version by Katie'n'Pluto reviews
Basically it's my Jade version of Sunrise by Erin Hunter the sixth book in the P-O-T serise, which hasn't come out yet . An old character comes back to life to help Hollyleaf, Lionblaze, and Jayfeather. -End Of Summary- DISCONTINUED
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Jayfeather, Lionblaze
Bloody Skies Book One: Dark Sunrise by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
COMPLETE Hollyleaf, Lionblaze and Jayfeather are confused. After Squirrelflight admitted she wasn’t their mother, they don’t know who their parents are or even if they were born in Thunderclan. And no one knows what has happened to Ashfur. 1 of 3 R&R
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,789 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Warriors on Catnip by The Pink Twinkie reviews
What happens when the Warrior cats have a sudden intrest in catnip Also known as catmint ? Find out here! Rated T, just in case.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008
A Complete Guide to Becoming a Medicine Cat by LuxaTheUnderlander reviews
I decided to create a guide to becoming a Clan Medicine Cat! This includes everything you'll need to know if you are a cat whose ambition is to care for his/her clanmates. It will also work if you're a Twoleg writing about a Medicine Cat Enjoy!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2008
All for you reviews
Emile's POV on the last phase of the Pillar to Autumn. Rated T
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
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