ArktonDartorix
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Joined 02-10-09, id: 1834435, Profile Updated: 01-02-10
Author has written 1 story for Spyro the Dragon, and Elder Scroll series.

Name: Jack

Age: 14

Gender: Male

Inner Animal: Black Dragon

Inner Dragon Element: Hell (Fire and Darkness)

Hey if any of you want to chat with me about my stories or reviews or just want to talk in general my steam account name is ArktonDartorix

OCs

Dart

Species: Khajiit

Background: A little mysterous at the moment but not too much is know because my story isnt that far yet XD

Appears in TLOS: Oblivions Wrath

Ark

Species: Black dragon

Element: Hell

Background: although evil looking and somewhat dark he will go to any length to save someone he cares about

Will appear in Black Cyrus's story Savior of Shadows: The Final Battle but i also have a story about his past planned for whenever i have time

My profile pic is also him (Drawn by Luna345)

Ehhh... nothing much to talk bout... so... COPY AND PASTE STUFF (I realize that i have some doubles in here)

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If you aren't dead yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). Crazy is when you try to have a staring contest with your reflection in a mirror. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something to the list.

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If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If no one writes, the Erins will cry because they think no one on Fanfiction likes their stories. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

Type your name with your knuckles: ASrkitonDaroprrox (lol fail)

Type your name with your nose: A5rktonjDartorix (better...)

Type your name with a pen without looking: ArkyobCzchjcn (oh god lol epic fail)

You know you live in the year 2008 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

(DAMN STRAIGHT BITCHES. Although this doesn't apply to me... I just think it's wrong.)

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Arceus my foot, Mew is the true god(dess, in my case) of Pokemon. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

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This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Yaoifangirl42,Animefreak469, ChibiUlquiorra, Blacksand1, ArktonDartorix

1. Your Full name: Ehehehehe... no

2. Do you feel like your name fits you? Meh not really

3. Do you have an alter ego? If so, what is his/her name? I wish...

4. Where were you born? IDK IDC

5. Where do you live? In a house.

6. Do you like to travel? Depends

7. What is your birthday? May 22

8. Do you have siblings? 2 brothers

9. Do you have pets? A dog

10. Which was the happiest year of your life? Define happy...

11. How old do you wish you were? 18

12. A movie is being made about your life. Who would you cast to play yourself? Erm...

13. Who would you cast to play your significant other? (if you have no significant other, cast someone anyway). Uhhhhh... Chris Farley?

14. How would this movie end? Hehehehehehe...

15. Is it better to be famous or infamous? Infamous

16. Your going to die a natural death. What is the cause? Old age

17. Your going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause? Boom Headshot

18. How long do you plan on living? As long as possible XD

19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head? Too many to remember

20. Sing any commercial jingle. I don't know any...

21. What is your favorite element on the periodic table? Arsenic

22. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset, cuze night is awsome

23. Introvert or extrovert? Errr... :/

24. Creation or evolution? Both

25. Action or reaction? Both

26. Unity or individuality? Depends

27. Hugs or drugs? Hugs

28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral? Unknown XD

29. Popsicle, creamsicle, or fudgecicle? lol tough choice

30. Fight or flight? FIGHT!

31. Who is your favorite historical figure? Dont care

32. Which historical figure could we have done without? Hitler can die

33. What happened in the last dream you remember? Dont remember

34. Do nice guys really finish last? I wouldn't know...

35. What are your favorite boy names? Erm...

36. What are your favorite girl names? Eh...

37. Open minded or closed? Depends

38. White bread or wheat bread? lol?

39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away? Uhhhhh... Q?

40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out? Hehehehe... You dont wanna know...

41.What do you want to be when you grow up? IDK

42. What were your favorite childhood toys? IDK

43. What was your first pet? Dog

44. what annoys you? Im not even gonna start...

45. What is your favorite action caption from the old batman tv show? Ummmm... Woof?

46. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? 3

47. The glass... half empty or half full? Nether XD

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON

48. Tightie whities. Man thong

49. Mc Donalds happy meals. What are you really buying? Toy XD

50. Reality shows. ...

51. Gummi bears or gummi worms? Both

52.Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive? Both

53. Paper or plastic? Um... ok?

54. What position do you sleep in? All over

55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed? Al over

56. Sweet or sour? NOM!

57. What was your favorite school lunch? Spicy Chicken Sandwitch

58.What is your favorite word? Clusterfuck

59. Beach or mountains? Beach

60. Mounds or almond joy? Dont care...

61. Do YOU feel like a nut? Lol dont ask that...

62. To give or to recieve? Both

63. Chocolate or caramel? NOM!

64. Do you have any nicknames? Not nice ones...

65. What does your name mean? IDK IDC

66. Have you ever fainted? Errrrr... IDK

67. Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher? NO!

68. What was the last thing you ate? 6 Tacos XD

69. Do you have any bad habits? Hehehehehe... (evil laugh insert here)

WORD ASSOCIATION

what is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear...

70. Grey... Cold

71. Human... Weak

72. Fruit loop... Colorful

73. Glove... Leather

74. Plum... Purple

75. Structure... Computer

76. Race... W00T

77. Heart... Blood

78. Parasite... Sickness

79. What was your first happy memory? Um...

80. What was your first unhappy memory? Errrr...

81. If you could visit any time period, what would it be? Everywhere XD

82.What would Jesus do? He'd turn you into a fish

83. Make up a word and define it. Errr... too lazy XD

84. Favorite kool aid flavor? Depends

85. Favorite pick up line? Uh...

86. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll? 0.o

87. What did you like to make believe as a child? That I was a dragon

88. Did you have an imaginary friend? No

89. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion? Castle

90. Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to form a description of yourself. No

91. Do it fast or do it right? Fast

92. What was the last book you read? Tsubasa

93. Have you ever had surgery? No

94. Random fact about you. I can put my foot over my head

95. What is the first thing you wash in the shower? IDK...

96. If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be? IDC

97. Heaven or Hell? Eh... I probably already have a room reserved im Hell lol

98. If you had the choice to live forever, would you? Ohhhh... IDK

99. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you? Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

100. Fate? Yes

101. Ghosts? Yes

102. God? Not really

103. Big foot? Yes

104. Soul mates? Maybe

105. Aliens? Yes

106. Angels? Yes

107. Lochness monster? Yes

108. Heaven and hell? Yes

109. The Zodiac? Yes

110. Love at first sight? No

111. Karma? Yes

112.Vampires? Yes

113. If you had any super power, what would it be? Transformation into any creature real or not

114. Would you use your power for good or evil? Eh... probably evil lol

115. Name something nostalgic. lol?

116. What are your turn ons in the opposite sex? N/A

117. What are your turn offs in the opposite sex? N/A

118. What was the best compliment ever given to you? That im comfy XD

119. Which character from Scooby Doo do you most relate to? Oh god...

120. What is the worst trend of the present time? Alot of shit...

121. Beer or wine? W00T!!

123. You cant sleep. What do you do? Computer

124. Do you wear jewelry? No

125. What is your favorite smell? Food

126. What was the best decade of the past century? IDC

127. Which is your favorite month of the year? IDK

128. Do you smoke? NO!!

129. Do you drink? NO!!

130. What was your favorite subject in school? IDK

131. What was your worst subject in school? IDK

132. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be? Ehhhh... can i pass?

133. Do you follow your head, your heart, or your crotch? None

134. Do you truly know who you are? No

135. Are you superstitious? Kinda

136. Are you sentimental? 0.o

137. How many times a day do you eat? Three

138. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person? IDK IDC

139. What is your favorite pie? Oreo

140. Have you ever been close to death? No

141. Do you like roller coasters? Yes

142. Apples or oranges? Oranges

143. Are you hyperactive? Sometimes

144. Do you talk in your sleep? IDK

145. What is your favorite holiday? Christmas

146. Do you go to church? Not willingly

147. At what age do you think you will be married? Uhhh... at my rate? Never

148. If you could open up your own business, what would it be? IDK

149. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Roni

150. what is your weakness? IDK

151. What was the last movie you saw that made you cry? Ummmm...

152. if you were a flavor of ice cream it would be? IDK

153. If hate were a flavor, what flavor would it be? Hehehehe...

154. Have you ever been prescribed any drugs? IDK

155. Is lying sometimes necessary? YES!!

156. Bubbleyum or bubblicious? 5 ALL THE WAY!

157. What is your favorite curse word? Ehhhh... not a swear word but... Suck a nut XD

158. Do you have any birthmarks? IDK

159. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be? Depends

160. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be? Depends

162. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality? IDK IDC

163. What was the name of your kindergarten teacher? Dont remember

164. Do you wear glasses or contacts? NO

165. How tall are you? IDC

166. How tall would you like to be? I dunno

167. Your current mood: Meh

168. Do you dress up for halloween? I try

169. Have you ever been in a car accident? No

170. What is your favorite lucky charm? IDK

171. What color of shirt are you wearing? Black

172. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you? IDK

173. Do your exes look alike? No

174. Do your exes act alike? No

175. Have you ever been in love? IDK

176. What is your favorite kids movie? I donno

177. Have you ever hallucinated? Probably

178. What do you like most about the opposite sex? Hehehehe...

179. What do you hate most about the opposite sex? Too damn confusing

180. Have you ever been on a blind date? No

181. Would you want to be cloned? Lol yes

182. Have you ever peed in public? 0.o No

183. Are you an optimist or a pessimist? Ok then...

184. How did you find out that there was no santa claus? There is no Santa Clause?

185. Pancakes or waffles? NOM NOM NOMMERS!!

186. Are you on a diet? No

187. Why is the grass always greener on the other side? Because its a bitch

188. Do you always want what you cant have? Yes...

189. Do you act stupid around someone you have a crush on? Not really

190. Have you ever been arrested? No

191. Can you cook? Kinda

192. Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out? No

193. Do you have any allergies? Yes...

194. Missouri or Missouraa; B( Q!!

195. Do you believe there is a meaning to life? 42 DAMNIT!!

196. What do you think about before you fall asleep? Anything

197. What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil? No such thing

198. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. What kind of animal is it? Dragon XD

199.What does your power animal say to you? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

200. End this survey with a quote: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!! 0.o

The ones with (X) next to them apply to me.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.(X)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(X)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.(X)

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.(X)

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.(X)

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.(X)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(X)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.(X)

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(X)

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.(X)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool
If you can read that please put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. (Only sometimes. SHUT UP!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is where you do or say a totally random thing, like 'do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?' or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find I am a tough opponent). So if your crazy copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie or Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your bio if you would be in the 8 percent laughing at them.

I hvae been tlod taht as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltrets of lnegor wrdos are in the rgiht oedrr, the biran wlil be albe to fnid out waht tehy wree borefe you mexid tehm up!

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Da98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile. (Only sometimes. SHUT UP!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is where you do or say a totally random thing, like 'do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?' or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find I am a tough opponent). So if your crazy copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie or Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your bio if you would be in the 8 percent laughing at them.

I hvae been tlod taht as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltrets of lnegor wrdos are in the rgiht oedrr, the biran wlil be albe to fnid out waht tehy wree borefe you mexid tehm up!

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!'

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: I-P-O, blacksand1, ArktonDartorix

Seventeen things to do at shops

1. Get boxes of extra-small condoms and put them into people's carts when they aren't looking

2. Set all the alarms in House wares to go off at five-minute intervals

3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the rest rooms (preferably BEFORE the pissed janitor attempts to clean it up)

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a packet of M&M's on lay-by

5. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in House wares"... and see what happens

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' to a carpeted area

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding section

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"

9. Look right into the security camera and use as it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are

11. Dart around the store suspiciously humming the 'Mission Impossible' tune

12. In the Auto-Department, practice your 'Madonna' look with different sized funnels

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the 'foetal position' and scream,” NO! NO! It's those VOICES again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and wait awhile; and then yell -very loudly-, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO!"

17. When in the restroom start to pee and say "Oh why is it red?" ( make sure there are other people around when doing so)

"Yep...I'm trapped in an eternal prison..." If that what you think Malefor's point of view was during Eternal Night, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Black Cyrus, ArktonDartorix

Saphira: A blue female dragon with a gentle voice, a kind heart, and loves Eragon more than anything in the world...and she is the MOST BADASS DRAGON EVER!! Don't believe me? Well this is something she said in Brisinger (the third book in the INHERITANCE Series): 'That red runt is no match for me! If he did not have Murtagh protecting him, I would trap him against the ground and throttle his neck until he submitted to me and acknowledged me as leader of the hunt!'

Malefor's got nothin' on her! If you agree with me, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Black Cyrus, ArktonDartorix

"If your hand was ripped-off or had to be amputated for any reason, please raise your hand...oh wait...nevermind..." If you have ever siad something like that, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list:Black Cyrus, ArktonDartorix

If you have ever gotten into a brawl with you and four friends while trying to attack eachother with random ploe-like objects found in your backyard and then used a quarter-staff to break a 5 foot peice of wood (being used as a pike by one of your friends) into a 5 inch piece of wood while deflecting attacks from metal poles by your friends and not take a scratch then end-up being the victor with all of your friends laying on the ground saying, "What just happened...?" and you saying, "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I OWNED ALL!!"...then copy and paste this to your profile, add your name to the list, and send me a PM telling me you did this: Black Cyrus, ArktonDartorix (I personally have not but one of my non-fanfiction friends has)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). Crazy is when you try to have a staring contest with your reflection in a mirror.Crazy is when you call your friend just to call them a giant eyebbal from Mars, crazy is when one of your friends says he has a grenade and you reply "Well I have anti-gravity chocolate-covered raisin grenades, crazy is when 3.14=Yummy, CRAZY is when you talk to your cat because you think that everything you do is being controlled by British dogs from the planet Jupiter. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something to the list.

· Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.

· Nothing is ever too good to be true.

· Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.

· You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.

· If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!!

· Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world!

· You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.

· Hair is flammable. VERY flammable.

· Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair.

· White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes.

· Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.

· You never know when you're making a memory.

· If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.

· If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT!

· Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are.

· There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower(Me!), and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes(poor person they should try hopscoch..).

· Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both.

· Milk crates make boring pets.

· Never pierce your belly button in the dark...or with a safety pin.

· Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite gender make you compromise your standards. Never.

· Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit.

· Mistakes...we all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't be erased, no matter how old or young we are.

· When you're 14 and don't even have your temps don't try driving...especially when all your friends are around watching.

· Dance like no one is watching.

· Write like no one is gonna read your words.

· BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway.

· Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents or your crush to hear.

· Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry.

· Never jump over a hurdle without experience or supervision, It hurts! - Mist Lionshade

· If you yell at your older (male) sibling , but you don’t physically fight with him, you're scared of him. If he yells at you, but doesn't physically fght with you, he is a wimp and you have the right to call him a --. - Light Mischief

· It takes someone great to give me a real smile on my face. - Littlewhisker

The world really does go on for as far as you can see, so don't be short-sighted. historicxx

-don't worry about what other's think of you, just worry about what you think of yourself-Twitchtail13

· Dance like no body's watching. Sing like no body's listening. Love like you've never been hurt before. Live like heaven is on Earth. -Dovetail

-Dare to dream, hope, believe, feel, find, and love. If people look at you when acting funny, just look at them funny right back, they'll think you're psychosomatic, and we'll all be happy. -AnThony Kaz

-When someone tells you that the doorway is to low for your head listen-uplate/Silvermoon

-If you trust those that don't tust you, then do you really trust them? Trust your friends, not your peers. -Black Cyrus

-Light needs the dark just as much as the dark needs the light for without oneanother nether would exist. -ArktonDartorix

What I wish I’ve known sooner: Copy and paste this to your profile and add something to the list!

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalisim and is frowned upon in most societies.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

I do not deny everything.

Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store.

Love me or hate me personally I could care less.

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

Don't be so humble - you're not that great.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you think that people should not flame but offer constructive criticism, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you want the memory of Steve Irwin (the Crocodile Hunter) to live on, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've choked on nothing and wondered how that was even possible, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time, copy this onto your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). Crazy is when you try to have a staring contest with your reflection in a mirror. Crazy is when you try to make your reflection in a spoon right side. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something to the list.

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile!

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn’t cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile.

"Define normal." Eragon, Eldest

'Harry was left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls would sink to get revenge.' Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, page 314

Riley: Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?


Abigail
: Are you crying Riley?

Riley: Look...stairs...

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. (Yup, every SINGLE time!)

BEST FRIENDS 'N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goe up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

Your friend is the person who knows all about you, and still like you.

Friends never make assumptions about you. They never expect a reason to go out with you. In fact friends only expect you to be you.

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

The Rules of Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous

37) I will not lick Trevor

38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God


Anonymous Advice

Never buy shoes or hat by mail order.

Forgive yourself the big mistake. It will not define who you are unless you stay stuck on it.

If your not positive a pair of shoes fits, they don't.

If you still think your friends are normal, then the friendships probably have room to deepen.

Normal is just a setting on the dryer.

Take Spanish not German.

The grass is never truly greener on the other side, and it always has the same amount of weeds as your side.

If the dog gets his nose stuck in the toaster, he's earned the bagel.

Expensive hotels are rarely worth it. Cheap hotels are hell. Go for the middle range.

Liver really is good for you.

Always know how to break into your own house.

No books will ever be as good as the ones you loved as a child.

Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

You must be present to win.

I always trust people who have had some kind of crack-up in their life.

Whenever someone says they hate to say something, they actually love to say it.

Blame your parents and get on with your life.

Getting angry at the cat for sneaking out and yelling that the stupid thing can stay out all night does not stop you from getting up at four in the morning to see if it is cold and wants in.

Always be in the middle of a book.

Vintage clothing is only for young girls.

Never lend money you need to get back.

Follow the fat cat. He must be eating something good.

Go to Italy. (but not if you are Edward)

Be nice to other people.

Never tell anyone you can type or play piano.

Don't learn how to start the lawn mower.

Don't wear a white shirt and drink grape juice while driving to school.

The best accessory is an attitude. wear it as if you mean it.

Your boss is not your friend.

Simple gifts from the heart mean more than expensive ones-but that's no reason to refuse a new stereo.

Pet the kitty.

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Eternal love from the heart by guard of the twilight reviews
Warning, spoilers for dawn of the dragon. This story takes place after Malefor is taken out. Spyro and cynder have saved the world and now have a chance to catch their breath.What will happen during this time? Rated for Lemons.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,536 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 11/10/2008
White Knight by The Inner Hollow reviews
A shield? Okay admittedly I don't know how to use a shield. But a sword? That I know how to use. Jaune P.O.V.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 371,803 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V.
White Roses by TheEchoingSoul reviews
Ib is accepted to St. Rose Academy, a prestigious art school, & meets Garry, a fellow transfer student, at the train-station. They're drawn to each other for reasons they don't understand, especially when strange things begin to happen around them. Everything appears to be tied to the Gallery and, maybe, even their missing memories. Slight AU. Post-canon continuation.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,990 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
The Aftermath by erinadoumo reviews
*UPDATED 22/3/17* Story continues from end of Corpse Party: Blood Covered. The Aftermath tells of how the survivors of Heavenly Host deal with the lost of their friends. CH20: [Seiko: I love you always, Naomi.] [Satoshi: That's right, who?] [Ayumi: Was I actually expecting something?] (Yoshiki x Ayumi) (Satoshi x Naomi)
Corpse Party - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,594 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Satoshi M., Naomi N., Yoshiki K., Ayumi S.
Of Another D'Arc by KSLCross reviews
Jaune's a normal guy, if his older brother wasn't a professor hell bent on making his life hell, if he didn't stumble across grim-reaper wannabe red riding hoods weapon fetishest, if he didn't find himself forcibly pressed into Beacon Academy by said brother, and if he wasn't raised in the countryside. [Discontinued] Currently being rewritten as "The Gamer's Arc"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,153 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 9/2/2016 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Ozpin, Jaune A.
The Game is Not Over by Mizumori Fumaira reviews
This story took place after "Promise of Reunion" ending. Ib was grateful that she was able to back in her own world, safe and sound. But much for her surprise, actually the game was not over, yet..
Ib - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,402 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
RubyRolled! by Madcinder reviews
Welcome to the wild world of RWBY! Come and watch the crazy antics of all your favorite RWBY characters, and Yang will be there too. A humorous ongoing story, writing with the intention of never truly ending. If you have suggestions, please leave them in a review and wait to see what comes of it. Please stop, drop, and roll by!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 39,878 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Nora V.
Fallen Knight by Mr. Nobody or YARN reviews
The attack on Beacon has finally started winding down. Unfortunately for one person, everything has reached its end. Character Death! A slight bit of R and J since my bro demands it. I might continue it with an alternate end or the aftermath if I get enough reviews and requests.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,302 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Ruby R., Jaune A.] - Complete
The Shining Knight by FaintQuill reviews
Jaune takes some advice from Ren, and chaos soon ensues when the girls start taking an interest to the blonde boy. Romance and Humor. Featuring Teams RWBY and JNPR as well as a few others. (That's right, we're back)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,571 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Jaune A.
Another Day at Beacon by Alley Cat Sunflower reviews
Jaune has no idea what he's doing. Nora is hyperactive. Pyrrha is composed but overwhelmed. Ren just wants some peace. Ladies and gentlemen, Team JNPR. With a room shared between these four disparate personalities, what shenanigans can ensue over the school year? Centers on Ren and Nora; Jaune and Pyrrha are just along for the ride. *SUSPENDED; SEE CH12 A/N.* I do not own RWBY!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 9/16/2013 - [L. Ren, Nora V.] Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
Chosen one of the legendary 2: Shadow of Genesis by guard of the twilight reviews
Ryan and the group are back, when a new threat appears it's up to Ryan and his group to stop it, but is this a new threat or an old enemy... Read Chosen one of the Legendary or this won't make a bit of since.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 132,900 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Latias
On We Go by dimlylithalls reviews
This is a story following that of the RPG Game, "Ib". I do not own the characters of Garry or Ib. Enjoy! Rated M for language
Ib - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,412 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry
This Can't BE REAL by Anna Crosszeria reviews
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I knew it! I knew I shouldn't have come to this art gallery! Now I'm running for my life with a little girl. What the- the rose is our life. Crap. This is so not good for my sanity. Follows the game. T for well...you guys played it right?
Ib - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Lonliness by tineri talentati reviews
11 year old Ib is an orphan. Her parents were murdered when she was 8 and she had been tramatized. Since that day, she had become shy and reserved, never getting close to anyone in case something happens to them as well. That is until she meets 15 year old Garry, she finds out he's just as alone in the world as she is. But why does he seem so familiar? Bad summary is bad
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,529 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Massages (Canceled) by H'te Rarpee reviews
Yang's back is sore, so she ends up getting a massage from Jaune. Mayhem proceeds to follow :p Rating T because of references to implied sex, not enough to warrant a M rating in my opinion though. Canceled. Rewrite is up.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,544 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Complete
Revelation by Drowning In A Wave Of Sadness reviews
3 groups of friends, from 3 different schools, performed the Sachiko Ever After charm. Now prisoners of Heavenly Host Elementary School, they'll face vengeful ghosts, decomposing corpses, friends' deaths, the Darkness, betrayals and hidden truths, as the true nature of every single person trapped in the accursed school will be exposed. In this world, the truth is always revealed.
Corpse Party - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 62 - Words: 65,899 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 5/26/2013
The Strange Case Of Blake Belladonna by Madcinder reviews
Blake is fed up with Yang and is headed for a meltdown unless someone steps in. After dodging Cardin and Yang, she must find her way out of Beacon and across Vale. Joined by Ruby, Velvet, and Nora, she eventually comes to her destination. There waits the biggest challenge of them all. Four girls go, but only three will return. Blake POV. Hint of AdamxVelvet. Tauratina?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,638 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Blake B., Ruby R., Adam T., Velvet S. - Complete
We'll Save You! by FireCacodemon reviews
When Yoshiki awakens, he's greeted by Sachiko herself. Now under Sachiko's power, Ayumi's left on her own. She is the key to escaping from Heavenly Host Elemental school. Without Yoshiki to keep her sane...can Ayumi and the others escape from this school alive? Will they be able to save Yoshiki and escape from the school? Or will Sachiko keep Yoshiki and the others trapped forever?
Corpse Party - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,833 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Yoshiki K., Ayumi S.
Falling under by MewMewCheshire reviews
Ib remembers things most when she's drawing him. The Forgotten Portrait. But what is it that she so desperately needs to remember? A trip back to the gallery she fought so hard to escape brings it all back. Trials and tribulations await. Can the now 17 year old Ib conquer the dark depths of the gallery? Or will she be stuck dreamingly awake in the abyss forever?
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 25,591 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Nostalgia by Babydoll Hime reviews
Ib is a slightly misguided girl, and holds a strange obsession with art. However, upon finding a deadly secret involving her past, she is lured into an unusual world, getting in the middle of dangerous situations. Garry is a forgotten portrait and the girl's savior. As she is unaware of this very fact, Garry would do anything to save Ib and hold her again. Ib/Garry
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
The Misadventures of a curious Hunter by CrazyChibiSama reviews
A Hunter follows the Survivors and gets into some rather stupid situations, and learns a lot about how hard it is to be human. Chapter 43... the road ahead.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 168,493 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hunter
With Friends Like These by Siderial reviews
Who needs enemies? Team RWBY during their time at Beacon Academy. Non-canonical. Eventual Romance.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,934 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 8/12/2013 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
RWBY by Kira of Darkness reviews
Red like roses fills my dreams and brings me to the place you rest. White is cold and always yearning, burdened by, a royal test. Black the beast descends from shadows. Yellow beauty burns gold.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Crona's Story by The Knight of Thirteen reviews
After a battle with a keshin egg ends in Ragnarok's death, Crona learns to deal with life and its challenges. She refuses to take a new partner and pursues a path as a meister with the help of those who have grown to care for her. She finds a place to call home and people to call a family, and from there, Crona can finally begin living for herself. Scattered Shoujo Ai.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,743 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - [Crona, Maka A.] - Complete
Different Shades of Life by Kalico-To-The-Letter reviews
Ever wonder what the characters of RWBY got up to off-camera? Well, in Different Shades of Life, wonder no more! [ON INDEFINITE HIATUS]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,596 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
A Black Market by TheSemasin reviews
When Mary finds out Garry's alive in the twisted gallery, she panics; especially when Ib chooses to go there for her 16th Birthday. Mary then sets out to rid the world of the now-insane Garry, but has bigger problems when Garry gets Ib to return as well. But Ib has a new outlook and hobby that might just turn the gallery into a bloody mess. Including Mary and Garry.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,562 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Ib/Eve, Mary, Garry
Ib afterstory by Mizu99L0v3 reviews
First time writing! Decided to do an Ib afterstory! Hope you enjoy! Ib and Garry revisits the art gallery of their nightmare to overcome Ib's fear!
Ib - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Fabricated World by Tkb4 reviews
6 years have passed since Ib and Garry escaped the traumatic Fabricated World. Having no memory of what truly happened, 15 year old Ib lives freely while Garry is bound by his word. However, when Ib's friend, Rebekah, goes missing, and strange things begin to happen, Ib's own world is turned upside down as events of the past reveal themselves once more. Slight AU, Alternate Endings
Ib - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,923 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Coffee Quest: A RWBY Parody by Orange-Moon-Goddess reviews
A parody of the entire series that involves ship sinking, coffee drinking, fourth wall breaking, and "organized" crime. Will involve all characters and (mostly cannon) pairings.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Roman T., Ozpin
Never The Same by SpitFire45 reviews
This takes place after Yoshiki, Yuka, Ayumi, Satoshi, and Naomi escape Heavenly Host Elementary but, instead we focus on the not so lucky that couldn't escape with them... The Damned Souls *instert maniacal laughter here* (sorry seemed to fit XD) this does not focus on one character this rotates through everyone try to keep up with it please :3
Corpse Party - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013
Lone Wolf by FireCacodemon reviews
Yoshiki's a lone wolf. A wolf with the ability to change into a human and back at will. Moving in to Kisaragi Academy, he must keep wolf ability a secret. After Satoshi welcomes him into his friendship group, Yoshiki learns that being alone, isn't always the best thing. Join him as he starts school. Before Heavenly Host. Hints of Satoshi x Yoshiki x Ayumi. T for possible blood/gore
Corpse Party - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,971 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Satoshi M., Yoshiki K., Ayumi S.
Red and White by BlackenedHearts reviews
A collection of stories about Ruby and Weiss. Primarily Romance/Friendship. Other characters are usually minor. Not in chronological order, but takes place over a number of years in the same continuity, Each chapter is mostly self-contained. Shoujo-ai/Fem!Slash. Published pre-series premier, therefore does not necessarily comply with canon.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,233 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.]
De-Dust Project by Go Away Haley reviews
Yang and Blake were childhood friends until they get separated by being adopted into different families. Yang gets taken into a program called the De Dust project and Blake gets caught in a company feud. Years later they meet again but can't seem to tell the other the truths about their past. What will happen in the future? [Bumbleby BxY and White Rose WxR] [AU]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.]
Coffee With Strangers by TigerLilly22 reviews
AU. Yang decides to sit down with an enticing stranger for coffee.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,627 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Sisterly Antics: Yang by Artemis Fenir reviews
A collection of one shorts alllll about those two sisters we all know and love. SAY will focus on Yang's side of things, so watch out for some big sister loving!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Weiss S., Blake B.
Corpse Party: Bloody Memories by Uro reviews
Yuudai Akatsuki, 17 years old and a student at Kisaragi Academy class 2-9. Staying after school with his friends, he didn't think anything is going to happen. After a earthquake, Yuudai finds himself trap in a deadly place called Heavenly Host Elementary School. What kind of connection is there between this place of horrors, and his forgotten past. Rated M for the 'good' stuff.
Corpse Party - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013
Rose Red by Xnasha Minstrel reviews
Little girls in the middle of nowhere are easy pickings for orcs. Little girls with giant sniper-rifle scythes, however, are not.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 109 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Ruby R.
For Better or Norse by Moczo reviews
Rookie monster hunter Lie Ren is subcontracted by Beacon to deal with a monster problem outside their purview. What the young hunter finds in the frozen forests of Norway, however, will change his life a great deal more than any simple raging beast... (AU fic, linked to RadiantBeam's 'The Best Laid Plans')
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/26/2013 - L. Ren, Nora V., Cardin W. - Complete
Dare to Dream by knives4cash reviews
Blake and Yang share a bed. Hilarity ensues.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Your Arms Feel Like Home by Swordsman289 reviews
One-Shot: Beacon is home to many students with bright futures as Huntsmen and Huntresses. But for Jaune Arc, it is nothing but stressful expectations and constant failing. Already brimming with anguish, a fight with his father leaves the boy in pieces. Who will be there for him and to pick up the pieces?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/3/2013 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] - Complete
Fantasia - The Return by AkabaraYashiki reviews
Blending the "Forgotten Portrait" ending with the "Together Forever" ending, Ib and her older sister Mary are 16 now, in high school. Their class is visiting the Weiss Guertena gallery; Mary elects not to go but is unable to persuade her sister. A familiar face, a strange new girl, and a gallery of mysteries. Garry X Ib. Lots of Guertena backstory.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,796 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Crona and Patty Sittin' in a Tree by OXYCODONEFROG reviews
Due to events beyond his control, Crona is forced to become Patty's babysitter. Crack-tastic adventures ensue. Homocidal punks, band battles, and mysterious cults, oh my! The biggest struggle of all for the duo, however, is learning how to deal with each other. Rated M for language and themes. Safe for those who are allergic to citrus.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,757 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Crona, Patricia T./Patti
Love Comes In Unexpected Forms by Crescent Crane reviews
(Ib, Mad Father and The Witch's House Crossover) Dio's back and has two allies helping him. Viola and Mary are released from their prisons and Aya is on the run from something she doesn't know about and by the way, Ib and Garry are along for the ride too. Can this group of unlikely friends work together and keep each other alive long enough to have a Good End? Come in and find out!
Mad Father - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,026 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Aya D., Dio
Chaos of Combination by ZarcherPhoenix reviews
Aya and Maria meet Ib and Garry through a void that appears in their two separate worlds. What will happen when these two pairs of incredible people meet?
Crossover - Ib & Mad Father - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry, Aya D., Maria - Complete
Mad Problems by LunaLuka reviews
Walking in town, trying to figure out what to do for Ib's tenth birthday; Garry over hears Hiroshi and the others talking about a meet-up hosted by Aya Drevis for those who've been in "supernatural" situations. As visions of Mary have been haunting Ib, Garry feels she should meet others like her. But when they go Aya has taken a liking in Ib and her stalker, who claims to be Viola.
Crossover - Ib & Mad Father - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Ib/Eve, Aya D.
I'll Follow You To Hell by Cicilicious reviews
His breath hitched as she took his arms and guided them to wrap around her waist. Her own arms snaked around his shoulder and she held him tightly. He felt faint. Surely, this was a dream. It was too perfect. She was too perfect. Things like this just didn't happen to him. He didn't deserve it. She was too good for him. Loosely based off the manga, set after the anime.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,339 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Maka A., Crona
A Mirror Image by GhastlyRevenant reviews
After the events at Heavenly Host, Ayumi and Naomi seek to contact their friends to attempt to give them a peaceful rest through black magic. However, somewhere, the ritual was messed up, and it's consequence will threaten the existence of Ayumi's own consciousness. Ayumi x Yoshiki x *Ayame :: Satoshi x Naomi
Corpse Party - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 181,651 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Yoshiki K., Ayumi S. - Complete
Return To Guertena An Ib Fanfic by MaiForgottenMemory reviews
Ib comes back to the gallery to see Guertena's works on display once more. As she comes in contact with the Forgotten Portrait, everything quickly spirals out of control once again, and the teenage Ib is dragged once again into the Fabricated World.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,258 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
100 Rose Petals by koutaevans reviews
A LONG collection of Ib drabbles, one-shots, etc. GARRYxIB IS THERE, BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO SQUINT, WHILE OTHERS ARE LIKE A SLAP IN THE FACE! Kinda cheesy, but it's happening anyways, whether you like it or not. R&R PLEASE!
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,578 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
A Peculiar Love by Shawn45 reviews
She knew it was wrong, and she knew it was disgusting, but Ib knew that she loved her adopted sister, Mary. She only hoped that it would stay a secret forever... And why does looking at this yellow candy keep bringing up a vague memory? Ib/Mary YURI, Several OCs.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,019 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Ib/Eve, Mary - Complete
Alice in Madhattan: The Fall of the Clover Queen by Invader Mars reviews
This is the story of Ib, eight years after encountering the Fabricated World with Garry. The only problem is that Garry is missing and she remembers none of it. A new force has risen, taking the form of a delicate girl named Madeline. But appearances are very decieving. Madeline is no weak little nine-year old. Ib and Garry must beware of her. First story of a trilogy!
Ib - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Thirty Words by Halfsan reviews
A series of oneshots, all based on prompt words. Ratings may vary. Mostly Garry/Ib fluff. Rated T to be on the safe side. .::. Prompt #10: Hair - Garry's hair had always had two colors, but Ib never thought to ask why-until now.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,629 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
The China Doll by ShadowLyrics1 reviews
Ib is now a china doll in the Fabricated World. She is scared of humans and has never left her room. However, she takes a liking to a purple-haired man named Garry. Now she's committed to helping Garry get out of the museum, but will a delicate doll like her be killed in the process?
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
Truth or Dare Party by KishinumaYoshiki246 reviews
Seiko's birthday comes around, and she wants to play truth or dare at her party, hoping to get her friends together in more ways than one. No lemons, but rated M for alcohol, nudity, and suggestive themes. Mostly YoshikixAyumi, but also SatoshixNaomi and MayuxSakutaro. This is also a crack fanfic, so its very random and nonsensical.
Corpse Party - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Ayumi S., Yoshiki K., Naomi N., Satoshi M.
My Discovery by Shawn45 reviews
Viola didn't die from the gunshot wound, and was saved by a friendly witch. While recovering from her wounds, the witch gives Viola some startling news, prompting her to go back to the house to learn the truth about Ellen, and figure out why the girl committed such an atrocious act.
Witch's House - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,508 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Viola - Complete
Shattered Mind by GhastlyRevenant reviews
There's a killer on the loose in the students' community. Stationed where no one expects him to be, he targets Shinozaki Ayumi, but he doesn't plan to kill her right off the bat... *Only light Ayumi x Yoshiki near the end
Corpse Party - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,679 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Yoshiki K., Ayumi S., Y. Kizami - Complete
Remembering Ib by Maggie 'Marauder' Weasley reviews
When Garry returns from a visit to an art gallery, he knows something is wrong. He starts seeing things in his dreams and hearing voices in his head, as if someone is trying to tell him something he's forgotten, something important... He needs to remember soon, because Ib is in the Gallery, and hasn't even realized that she never left. (Based off Ib All Alone ending)
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry, OC
Years Gone By by Shawn45 reviews
Garry and Ib escaped Guertena's world of horror, and now are just trying to readjust to life as normally as they can. However, Garry is beginning to notice that with Ib, normal is a very subjective word. Eventual Ib/Garry, OCs in later chapters.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 124,757 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Secret Admirer by GhastlyRevenant reviews
After a misunderstanding, Yoshiki, ex-delinquent, becomes the 'secret admirer' of class representative Shinozaki Ayumi. Despite keeping up the charade, he has no intention of revealing himself, but Ayumi is dying to know who's writing her. Will it ever be revealed?
Corpse Party - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,865 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Yoshiki K., Ayumi S. - Complete
My Guilt by Shawn45 reviews
She got to see the real world like she always wanted! She loved the sights, smells, and sounds of everything here! The only downside to coming here was that she had to kill Ib in order to take her place, but that's not that big of a deal, right? Right...?
Ib - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Mary, Garry - Complete
What's going on? by Viteza-Soare reviews
Kid and Patti have been acting strange, and Liz is curious as to why. She goes to Soul and Maka for help. Maka thinks they are planning something special for Liz. Soul thinks that Kid and Patti are secretly dating. Liz then gets herself caught up in her own relationship. Pairings: Kid & Patti ;Soul & Maka; Liz & Crona; and Black*Star & Tsubaki. Rated M for future scenes.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Crona, Death The Kid, Patricia T./Patti
If It Were Different Would You Do The Same For Me? by magikarpfever14 reviews
What would happen if Ib was replaced by Garry and Garry replaced by Ib? Would the change of roles shift the outcome of their adventure through the art gallery or would Ib's and Garry's friendship strengthen thus escaping the demented art gallery?
Ib - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Can nightmares become a reality! by CrystallizedNightmares reviews
Ib is a normal 16 year old girl, but she keeps getting a recurring nightmare. Her school life is boring but that all changes when a new boy comes to school called Garry. Everyone is obsessed with him, but he only has one interest. Ib.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Confessions and fluff by SuperAwesomePandaKitty reviews
Just a little fluff one-shot that may be expanded if I have time, Yoshiki walks Ayumi home a few days after the incident at Heavenly Host, I hope you enjoy, I'm awful at summaries! Enjoy and Read and Review
Corpse Party - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Yoshiki K., Ayumi S. - Complete
Try to Remember by Mysteriously Epic reviews
Ha ha. I remember now. Too bad he can't. That hurts.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry
La Vie En Rose by DwarvenVow reviews
It is the anniversary for many things. The fifteenth anniversary of the day they fought through a strange, demented gallery. The fifteenth anniversary of the day they first met. The fifth anniversary of the day they dated for the first time. Garry sets out to make it a night to remember for Ib. Written for direwolfdragon on tumblr.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Rose Maiden by MysteriousMew reviews
Isabella (Ib) Eve Carstairs is not a normal girl. Not because scary things don't affect her, nor is it because of her deep involvement in alchemy. She just has a slight habit of attracting trouble; in the form of an art gallery. When her sister Mary is kidnapped by the paintings, Ib sets off to rescue her. But when she meets Gary, she starts to realise everyone isn't who they are.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Into Darkness by DwarvenVow reviews
Princess Ib is plagued by prophetic nightmares in the months leading up to her ninth birthday. When she only has one person she can truly rely on and her world falls apart, can they escape from the kingdom in darkness together? AU. Possible romance in the future (when she's older).
Ib - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Ib: Treasured Memories and Nighmares by Gaarafan12 reviews
Taking place directly after the ending "Promised Reunion" Garry and Ib begin to recover from the incident at the gallery. But how can they cope with such memories. Ib begins to have horrible nightmares and Garry is worried her parents may not accept him or let him help her. Rated T for possible language and scary scenes. : Warning spoilers for Ib game!
Ib - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,045 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
One Short Day by GhastlyRevenant reviews
The group of 2-9er's decide to spend a Saturday at the local Amusement Park. Fluff. YoshikixAyumi
Corpse Party - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Yoshiki K., Ayumi S. - Complete
You Really Suck by TheSemasin reviews
Ib has a normal life as a normal teenager, or so it seems. Garry is a stuck up rich kid with the world handed to him. They think it's by an unfortunate chance they were fourced to meet, but fate has a funny way of getting people to remember things. Join the sociopath spy Isabella "Ib" and snobbish heir to the largest corporation Garry as they brave an evil past and present.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,038 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Ib/Eve, Mary, Garry
The alternate ending by laveilia reviews
When Ib goes to the geurtena art museum again at sixteen years old for a highschool project, she ends up getting more 'into the art' than wanted.. but when she does.. memories of a friend, an adventure, an a tragic accident return, and she must find a way to get that friend back, and finish what was started 7 years ago properly Ib x garry, based off 'the forgotten portrait' ending
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry
The Revived Portrait by ShadowHawq35 reviews
What if Ib remembered who the mysterious sleeping man in the portrait was? What if...she decided to go back and save him? No romance, just friendship. Set a year after the Forgotten Portrait ending, rated T because I'm just paranoid like that. Hope you enjoy!
Ib - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,010 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Family by nellenora the explorer reviews
Ib/Garry friendship drabble, just a oneshot but I might write some more Ib fics in the future :) Reviews are always welcomed, I hope it's alright!
Ib - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Guertana's Gallery by SUNOFDOOM reviews
Ib is the story of a little girl trapped in a strange, dark world. But what's Ib, or Eve, actually thinking? My little novelized version of the game. Enjoy!
Ib - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Bouquet Scene - Garry the Groom and Ib the Bride by DeluxeMagnum69 reviews
As the bouquet landed in Ib's hands. Garry tells Ib that the lucky girl who catches the bouquet is the lucky girl to get married next. And Ib chooses Garry. Not through exact words, but Garry gets the message. Ib? x Garry? Rated T for one 'vulgar' word. One-Shot
Ib - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
A Diary Of Letters by VannaWow reviews
Eve writes letters to Garry in a diary believing he'll never be back to read them. She fills the letters with things she could never tell him in person. Except one thing. But would happen if she got another chance? Is Mary still 'alive? Based of the 'Forgotten Portrait' ending. Rated 'T' just in case. I suck at writing summaries. The story's better, promise.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Memories Made of Petals by MintyElla reviews
Sequel to my other story "Frame Made of Petals". When Ib and Garry finally believe they have regained their life, more problems related to the gallery arise. Not only do they gain new enemies and unlikely allies, they also find out the Gallery's darkest secrets. Rated T for language and violence. Warning: OCs. OlderIbxGarry
Ib - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,243 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
A Trail of Petals by ScarletBrambles reviews
Ib escapes without Garry in the 'Forgotten Portrait' ending. However, it's not an ending, not even close. What happens when Ib returns to the twisted gallery years later? She slowly regains her past memories as she searches for the friend she left behind. IxG
Ib - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,287 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Reversed Roles by Alysaya reviews
What if, instead of Ib being the child and Garry the adult, the roles were reversed? Ib is an eighteen year old, serious college student who was forced to attend Guertena's Art Gallery by her worried parents and Garry is a shy young nine year old boy who was excited to go to an art museum for the first time in his life. These two unlikely heroes are sent to the world of Guertena.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
A Simple Conversation by PhantasmicAngel reviews
Whenever they had these meetings, he would ask her about her life. She never asked about what life was like for him- his family, his home, or his friends. But as she thought about it, Ib found that she wanted to know. Light, fluffy story.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Caterpillars by Fantasism reviews
Seven years later, they meet once again. But relationships with teenagers are much more complicated than those with children, Garry realizes. Most certainly. Especially when hormones are involved. GarryxIb. Rated T. R&R!
Ib - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve
Your Darkest Hour by Eden Superbia reviews
It's happening again. I don't know how, I don't know why, but we will escape. We will leave. Besides, we've done it before; how hard could it be? I won't let anything happen to you, I promise. I will be here for you. So have some faith in me.
Corpse Party - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Ayumi S., Yoshiki K.
A Murder Mystery by uitonii reviews
Why couldn't he have just told the girl that he had no clue where her dorm was? Something in him had found the girl alluring and he wanted to help her. But now, here they were, stuck in the Rec Center with a psychopath who left bodies in old auditoriums and puzzling clues to their escape, and he could only hope they got out alive. (College AU, Garry x Ib)
Ib - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,134 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
After the Nightmare by GhastlyRevenant reviews
Yoshiki and Ayumi escape from Heavenly Host, but sadly, it's hard to escape life's own nightmarish events. This is a followup story to Heavenly Host Nightmare.
Corpse Party - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,632 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Yoshiki K., Ayumi S. - Complete
Never Too Late by xxBurningxx reviews
To say that she didn't think about him is the worst of lies, because if anything where the truth is needed, everyday hits closer to home.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Healing Deeper Wounds by SpiritOfFreedom reviews
Garry has fulfilled his promise of reunion to Ib and is practically family to her and her parents. Life couldn't be better, it would seem for a certain young ten year old. But what happens when Ib's parents get into a tragic car accsident? How will Garry Cope with having his favorite ten year old in his home? I suck at summaries. It's better than it sounds. I hope.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,641 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve
A Shared Secret by LittleMissWolfie reviews
If anyone were to see the two, they would automatically see the bond they shared.
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Labyrinth of a Promised Nightmare by TomoStars reviews
The man in the portrait has been asleep, forgotten, for five long years. The girl in the real world has grown into a mature young woman and finds herself entranced by the lonely painting. Reunited, the two journey through a maze of mysteries to regain memories that were once lost. Based off of the Forgotten Portrait Ending. Garry x Ib HIATUS oTL
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,302 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Fallen Rose by Luvithia reviews
How Garry feels about Ib, and how he promises protect her
Ib - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Thank You by PavellumPendulum reviews
A thank you letter, from Garry to Ib. drabble, I suppose.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
Petals of Time by skyr0cketaway reviews
A group of one-shots about Garry & Ib's budding friendship that will eventually blossom into a romance.
Ib - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve
Tears of Happiness by ako.25 reviews
Ib and Garry run into a mysterious painting of a newly-wedded couple while walking around and pretty much going nowhere. But something is a bit off about this painting... In this story, Ib finally realizes what it's like to feel emotion. And in the hardest way possible. Sorta lolicon, but not really. It's a good one, don't worry. :
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
100 Roses For You by xsleepysunni reviews
A collection of one-shots about Ib and Garry. #2 Puzzle: "Do you know what these types of puzzles are called?" She shook her head, indicating a 'no'. "They're called milk puzzles, no need to explain why they're called that." He explained. She nodded. She felt like she already knew this information from somewhere else but she shrugged it off. "Do you like milk?"
Ib - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Painting Flowers by OnlyAbstract reviews
based on Forgotten Portrait Ending, nine years later Ib has decided to go to an art college even though memories of the gallery are still fresh in her mind. Though she can't seem to remember who she was with. When she arrives at the college she is shocked to find out that she is being sent to a dorm house for the outcasts, for what reason though? few OC's, alternating POV
Ib - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Ib by Your Sorceress Knight reviews
Basically a novelization of the horror museum game Ib. I'm writing as I play the game. This is the Promise of Reunion version. I guess it can be used as a walkthrough heh heh. I hope my readers are just as passionate for this game as I am.
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,767 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Beautiful Nightmare by losingandthisismyreallife reviews
A nightmare has haunted Ib since she escaped three months ago. One special day, with a special friend, finally changes the nightmare to something a little bit.. better.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Octopus Head by PavellumPendulum reviews
Ib contemplates what Garry's odd hair looks like. drabble-ish.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Guertena's Books by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
So much to do, so much to see, so much running away from mannequins and...reading Guertena's private stash of naughties?
Ib - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
Nightlights by transparantducks reviews
Ib/Garry. Set 11 years later. Garry helps decorating Ib's new apartment, and... stuff happens. Rated T just in case. 8/17/12: Visitors
Ib - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Lighter and Lace by Trauts reviews
Garry and Ib had promised to meet again. How could they not, after what they'd been through? Of course, life has its own problems, and neither of the two have left their unspoken ordeal unscathed. Later chapters may contain mild coarse language. Cover image is "A Light Ahead" by VAMPIRELG on DeviantArt, used with permission.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
By a Rose by Doomsday Raven reviews
Everything that happened between them was all by a rose. Ib and Garry continue exploring the terrifying world within the paintings, and when something goes wrong, the ticking of a clock turns time back for things to be different. One-shot, IbxGarry.
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Exchange by dionysuspark reviews
Garry allows Ib to hold something of his. It turns into an exchanging of trust, represented by the roses that have become their lives.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
The Legend of Cynder: Reign of Darkness by Dreamnorn reviews
DISCONTINUED. Cynder's point of view during A New Beginning. It's not easy being a minion of Malefor, and Cynder realizes this on her quest to free him. The soldiers themselves show her what impact he has had. Meanwhile, a new purple dragon is becoming a threat...
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,716 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Cynder, Malefor/The Dark Master - Complete
Contingency Plan by Ai Enmaxjigoku shoujo reviews
When it came to quitting smoking, Garry had a plan - lemon drops to soothe the urge. Ib had a better idea.
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
Can I Keep You? by Halfsan reviews
-Oneshot- Ib's curiosity gets the better of her, and Garry ends up explaining something he would've normally waited until she was older to her.
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
Old Habits by Halfsan reviews
-Oneshot- Garry needs to quit smoking, not just for himself, but for someone else. Fluff.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Ib All Alone by Halfsan reviews
-Oneshot- Since Garry's visit to the art gallery, he's been having strange nightmares, all involving a little girl. Are these nightmares just recurring dreams, or is it some sort of subconcious memory?
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,311 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Requiem for a Mario by blacksand1 reviews
Two temporally/culturally displaced Avengers, one NES, one classic Mario game. Only one thing can ensue from this combination. Gen, rated T mostly just for language and supreme idiocy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Thor, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Pictures by LittleDemonInside reviews
One-shot. Hinata/Mao shoujo-ai. Hinata and Mao take a trip down memory lane.
Future Diary/未来日記 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Hinata H., Mao N. - Complete
Feral Grin by AJigsaw reviews
"You've changed over these five years, and we've changed with you. Wonderland isn't Wonderland anymore Alice, there might not be anything to save this time."
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Alice, Cheshire Cat
Red Vs Blue: Project Artemis by Zac and Artemis reviews
The Reds and Blues, once again, attract the attention of a very special Freelancer...and this one doesn't just want to kill them...she REALLY, REALLY wants to kill them! Warning-Lots of F-Bombs involved.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2011
Get MOTIVATED by Zac and Artemis reviews
Well...some Characters get a bit annoyed about my lazyness...so then get me motivated to do stories again! :D YAY!
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shadow
The Will of Cynder by Zac and Artemis reviews
What would happen if Spyro lost to Cynder in Convexity? Would he die? Would Malefor have won easier? Would Cynder stay evil? Well, I came-up with a story of what I think would happen! Also I just couldn't decide on the genres...I JUST COULDN'T DECIDE!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,967 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/6/2009
videogame rescues featuring spyro and cynder by spartianfox reviews
i am ona quest to release the videogame and defeat the dark lords of "enertainment"
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
I Love You by Zac and Artemis reviews
Full Description Inside...basically, I just want to see more of this kind of pairing, since I can only find ONE that doasn't have a "FRIENDSHIP" title after it. So I hope this inspires more of it!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Toothless, Astrid
Black Cyrus Presents: A CHRSTMAS PARTY! by Zac and Artemis reviews
Me, all of my OCs, and everyone else who wants to be involved, are having an X-Mas party leading up to Christmas day!If you or your OCs want to be part of the fun, just say so. - Anyone can join! SO SPREAD THE WORD! ideas for entertainment welcome
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009
Saviour of Shadows:Beginnings: Zarius the Fox by Zac and Artemis reviews
This is a story about separation, realization, freedom, choices, and a crazy kid. This is my story."-Yet another early intro story for my newest OC and persona. I have all of the chapters typed-up and ready to go, but I'm only ganna update once a day.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009
Saviour of Shadows: The Final Confrontation by Zac and Artemis reviews
The war between light and Darkness nears it's end. Now, Spyro, Cynder, and a whole army of new, powerful, allies must find a way to bring an end to the darkness. But, one choice could ruin everything, and plunge the world into eternal Darkness...
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,726 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009
Kingdom Divided by Zac and Artemis reviews
A Kingdom Divided,and in full war.Two children of Kings have the ability to restore peace to the land,but must first overcome a few obsticals,like soldiers,family,and the fact that their fathers are the kings of the warring Kingdoms. yeah, bad summary...
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009
First Kiss by Zac and Artemis reviews
While at the Temple, Artemis decides to have some fun with one of the guys. Her reason? He's the only one that's NOT hitting on her! Plus, scaring the !@# outta poeple is kinda her specialty. Slight Spoiler for an upcoming story in the SoS Series.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
Total Drama Gamer by darthdragon reviews
Review to expand. Read it and tell your friends, and they can be from any game no anime or cartoon etc. thanks
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,669 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Team fortress origins by spartianfox reviews
the origins of the team fortress cast, and the war that rages on...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2009
Black Cyrus Presents:Reader's Request Spar Matches by Zac and Artemis reviews
Started-out as a fight test, but is now going to be a Fight Compilation! I will be placing characters from games, shows, movies, books, and also OCs, by request. If I know about the characters I should be able to do it.So c'mon, the fights are in here!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009
Spyro joins Super Smash Bros by Crossover Helper reviews
Spyro has been invited to join the Super Smash Bros Ultimate Tournament. But during that event and old enemy of the smash bros returned and turned them all into trophies except Spyro. Will he be able to find them all and save the Smash Bros world? Ch.12
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,317 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009
Link's Windwaker Adventure! by ant423 reviews
The story of Windwaker...With a few humourus plot twists.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,200 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
The Legend of Spyro: Age of Heroes Book III by Spartan-029 reviews
The conclusion to the first Age of Heros Trilogy. With Spyro near death and without his powers, the other guardians find themselves in a race against time. Deep in the Mountain Wastes they will find new allies and new powers and test the bonds of friends.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,453 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Saviour of Shadows by Zac and Artemis reviews
While the battle between dark and light escalades,one will come forth from the darkness to save the world,or engulf it in darkness... Spyro fanfic.Rating is T due to violence,cursing,and"suggestive theme"and such.SpyroxCynder,FlamexEmber,and allata OCxOC.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,645 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009
Saviour of Shadows: Beginnings Artemis Blood by Zac and Artemis reviews
The intro story to one of my OCs that HAS NOT made an appearance in the series yet, but will relatively soon. -"Mom abandoning me.Everyone hating me.Dad abandoning me.Having my face shoved into the ground daily.Yep,I'm only ten and it's been so fun!"
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009
The Legend of Malefor: Heart of Darkness by Maria Seinheart reviews
Was Malefor born evil or was he truly a savior like the other purple dragons before him? This story depicts the life of Malefor from his birth to his fall into darkness.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,853 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Malefor/The Dark Master
The Legend of Cyro: The Prophecy Begins by Zac and Artemis reviews
Yes, Cyro got to write another story with my permission this time... , and this one is all about HIM: who and what he is, and where he's from. Also, you get to see how EVERYTHING began. Prequal to "Saviour of Shadows."
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,428 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009
Shadow the Hedgehog: Path of Destruction by Zac and Artemis reviews
Shadow has saved the world twice now, but, now that the purpose he was created for has been fulfiled, what should he do?Shaodw searches for the ultimate opponent!Who is powerful enough to defeat this Phycologically unstable Hedgehog...before its too late.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Shadow
The Legend of Spyro: Roar of the Heavens by Maria Seinheart reviews
Due to requests from readers, I have made an updated Spyro sequel to Wrath of the Netherlord. Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you Roar of the Heavens!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,717 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
The Legend of Spyro: Age of Heroes Book II by Spartan-029 reviews
Continuing the series of Age of Heros. When a dragon dies, he does not truly leave this world; his spirit lives on . . . despite Spyro's best efforts. Be prepared for the second installment to AoH. You're in for a wild ride.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 168,936 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
Calling a dragon fans! everyone read! by spartianfox reviews
information about a event too cool to pass up! go read it!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009
Black Assassin: Reason to Live by Zac and Artemis reviews
Star Fox story. Fox McCloud and the gang, including their newest member, Krystal, are called to investigate what a new corperation is doing, because something doesn't seem right about thier newest "experiment." Has OCs from one of my other stories,sortve.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009
Rise of The Assassin: Cyrus's First Kill by Zac and Artemis reviews
The daughter of a respected leader fighting against Malefor's army wished she had a new life. One with friends, fun, and love. While hiding from her life, she encounters a mysteriouse black dragon...
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Mercy by Zac and Artemis reviews
Takes place during "Shadow the Hedgehog." Shadow has MANY sides, good, evil, in between, and something that noone understands. Does SHadow have mercy? Who knows? What happense when an unlucky GUN recrute encounters the Black Hedgehog? Read and find-out.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Shadow, G.U.N. - Complete
The Legend of Spyro: Wrath of the Netherlord by Maria Seinheart reviews
An ancient race emerges 5 years after the defeat of Malefor, hell bent on destroying the dragon race, especially a particular purple dragon. With a more sinister darkness spreading, Spyro and Cynder must stop the Netherlord and his army.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,898 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
the pregame truth or dare! by spartianfox reviews
my favorite game charicters get a little surprize before another suprize!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009
The Legend of Spyro: Age of Heroes by Spartan-029 reviews
Series takes place after DOTD. Spyro and Cynder have just saved the world. But their work isn't done yet. With Ignitus gone there's need for a new fire guardian. And with two new dragons arriving, Spyro and Cynder's relationship will be put to the test.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,806 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Live for Him: It's Cynder's Fight Now by Gp75 reviews
What happened to Cynder? Let's just put it this way: Hell is NOTHING compared to this. When Spyro and Cynder get separated during Live for Her, Cynder goes to prison. But it's not like you think. Please, R&R! Rated T for dark themes.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008
From Dusk to Dawn by devonm0 reviews
Eight years after Spyro and Cynder's young hatch, no one is ready for what the young ones will have to face. As darkness descends, it's up to the next generation of dragons to stop the approaching doom. Rating subject to change.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008
Fun with the Daedric Princes by KanetsuguNaoe reviews
Molag Bal and Sheogorath decide to have some fun with there siblings. Rated M for swearing. Some Yaoi content because of Bal. that perv. AU.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,121 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007
Fireworks of a Different Kind by grievousGrimalkin reviews
Formerly titled "Seven Years of Bad Luck", now canceled due to time-constraints. Now, the first chapter is a one-shot: Having finally succeeded in their quest, Link and Midna discover there's more to their relationship than simple friendship.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Link, Midna - Complete
Fresh Start by Ashurii Shirosaki reviews
Toon Link Joins the mansion. OOC represented by my mates. If you want to be a character, IM with your ideas. TLink, Link, Zelda and wolf taken. M for swears and sexual reafernaces
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
Roadtrippin' by Atomic Cube reviews
NO SLEEP TILL.... Ahh, who cares. Getting there is all that matters, right? When Ness, Yoshi, Falco, and Ganondorf all go on an eight hour road trip, you know it's gonna be insane.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008
Day of the Serpent by snakeboy33 reviews
During Tai Lung's training, there was another student, but Shifu showed preference to Tai Lung, enraged by this the student unleashed an army to take over the land, but when he escapes the prison he was locked in he gets mad. Can the Five and Po beat him.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2008
Robot Chicken:Wii would like to Brawl by Pikazilla reviews
To celebrate the release of brawl, Robot Chicken made a episode showing how brawl rules. And don't forget, the FALCON PUNCH!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Smashing Good Time! by Homicidal Pacifist reviews
The Super Smash Bros. galaxy is a strange one. How have the veterans changed over the years, and what is the mindset of the latest updates to the Super Smash Bros. roster? Read to find out. This is my first fic. Rated M for language, and other stuff later
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008
Sheogorath's Chosen by Theoldaccountidontuse reviews
Conrad Munro and Filthy Larry are on the run for a crime they did not commit... and quite a few more that they DID commit. The chapters get longer as the story goes on, don't worry.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
Orange box Bloopers by IMATHEMUDKIP reviews
An in-progress series of Orange Box oneshots. VIVA LA BOX!
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
Sheogorath's games by Royal Lunatic reviews
Playing the game, I personally loved the Whodunnit? quest. This fic is based off that, but not strictly from the perspective of the Dark Brotherhood
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007
Spyro the Dragon: Mist of Regret by Zerodius reviews
It has been peaceful ever since Spyro's last adventure... until a strange portal anomaly sent one of Spyro's friends to an unknown Realm. Following their friend, Spyro and Sparx find themselves in a rather... perplexing... situation.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,614 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007
Endless Cycle of Exile by Zerodius reviews
Although still young, Spyro has experienced lifetimes worth of adventure, travelling through countless Realms. Yet, there is one Realm that stand before him, a Realm unlike any others... as well as a foe unlike anything he has ever seen or fought before..
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,843 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006
Evil revisited With Pichu by Mr. Yum Yum reviews
All is at ease in the world until Crazy Hand decides that his newest evil plot should be carried out by the one and only Pichu! Rated M for Violent Humor! Not Swearing! Long update for Chapter 9 is up!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006
The Legend of Spyro: Oblivions Wrath reviews
When a strange portal opens and four dragons are asked to investigate they find themselves in the middle of a war that has been going on for centuries. Rated for violence/blood and maybe a little SpyroxCynder and FlamexEmber if i feel like it
Crossover - Spyro the Dragon & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,938 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009