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Joined 03-12-02, id: 183481
Author has written 14 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.

9th of October, 2007

For the attention of my friends and regular reviewers: I am officially abandoning The Pit. I have found that continuing to archive here is no longer worth the effort of struggling with the formatting quirks every time. I will leave my stories up, and if anyone wishes to read any of my Doctor Who fiction written after this date, please go to my profile on A Teaspoon and an Open Mind (www.whofic.com) , where I have the same username. Alternately, my username on LiveJournal is 'purple_bug', and the top entry has links to all my Doctor Who fiction.

I'll still reply to reviews here, as long as they actually say something. Otherwise, I will no longer visit the site.

Thanks to those who gave me intelligent, thoughtful reviews, and who kept reading over the years. I hope you'll follow me over to one of the other sites, and I look forward to hearing your thoughts on my work :o)

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Losing Faith by Sam-453 reviews
PG-13 just in case- a bit of swearing and domestic violence nasty stuff in chap2! HP cross. At the end of Prisoner of azkaban, the Gryffindor quartet is split...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,343 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/23/2004
It's All In The Blood by Sam-453 reviews
COMPLETE!Chapter 72 up. James and Lily Potter gave up their daughter Anne when they were only seventeen. Now she discovers her true roots and her whole life is affected.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 73 - Words: 189,737 - Reviews: 2373 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Complete
Poets of the Underworld by Marnal reviews
Part 2 in a series of 7. The 9th Doctor and Rose visit the cityworld of Naath, and discover something strange is happening deep in the underground...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 5/25/2007 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
It's just not Cricket by Moni reviews
When the annual reunion of the doctors once again threatens to turn ugly, the fifth doctor has a suggestion.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 2/9/2006
Warrior Mage by Lolly Phoenix reviews
Ok, this is yet another 'Harry has extraordinary powers' story. Hopefully a little different to the others. New characters included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,879 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Mouth of Setesh by Marnal reviews
Part 1 in a series of 7, eventually! The 7th Doctor and Ace meet some old friends, and the legacy of an old enemy. This story takes into account some of the events in the BBC book The Bodysnatchers, as well as events in the original TV series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,747 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - 7th Doctor, Dorothy M./Ace - Complete
The Bad Wolf Code by eeveekitty85 reviews
Rose closed her eyes, praying for someone to rescue her. But no one came. AU fic in which the Doctor does not meet Rose. At least, not when he was supposed to. DWTW crossover.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,100 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Lookalikes by dolly.the.sheep reviews
ok, i know it's crossover, but it's mainly Doctor POV so it's going here! Doctor WhoBlackpoolCasanova crossover. enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
Prometheus by tinuvielb reviews
The universe is dying an early death, and it's the Doctor's fault. What sacrifice will he make to put things right? Rose, Jack, Alt!Eighth Doctor. Now COMPLETE. Stay tuned for the next story, The Emerald City.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,996 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Complete
The Restaurant at the End of the Multiverse by tinuvielb reviews
Rose's date isn't turning out precisely as she'd planned...Daleks and Kaleds and Doctors, oh my! PostDoomsday, Rose Alt.Eight and...others! Now COMPLETE. Next week, watch for the sequel...Prometheus.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Someone For Everyone by Daydream Omega reviews
J7 Janeway takes Seven on Holiday, Something so simply and safe turns out to be anything but....
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,431 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 5/17/2005 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine
Old Girlfriends 4: Peri by MizJoely reviews
Fourth in the 'Old Girlfriends' series. Whatever could Peri have seen in the 6th Doctor, and vice versa? Ace is losing sleep over that very question.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006 - [6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri] 7th Doctor - Complete
First Comes Marriage by GoodCompletedTwiFic reviews
You know the rhyme... first comes love, the comes marriage... Except it doesn't quite work out that way for Draco and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,726 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Old Girlfriends 3: Romana by MizJoely reviews
She's badgered the 7th Doctor about Sarah Jane and Tegan, now it's Romana's turn under Ace's romantic microscope.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - [4th Doctor, Romana II] 7th Doctor - Complete
Blackadder and the Doctor by RapidEyeMovement reviews
BlackadderDoctor Who crossover. Various members of the Blackadder dynasty have brief encounters with various incarnations of the Doctor across British history.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
Whaddya think? by dolly.the.sheep reviews
based entirely on hearing that one episode of series two will see the Doctor wearing a tux and Rose wearing a french maid's outfit. could be interpreted as fluff, i s'pose, but i didn't write it that way. it's just been pointed out to me.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Complete
A Trip To The Department Of Backstory by dolly.the.sheep reviews
it does exactly what it says on the label. post TCI. Rose wants to know about regeneration, and the Doctor fills her in.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Old Girlfriends 2: Tegan by MizJoely reviews
2nd in a series examining the Doctor's relationships with certain past Companions as teased out of him by Ace.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2006 - [5th Doctor, Tegan J.] 7th Doctor - Complete
Falling by KakoimonoMiyu reviews
While wandering the halls one night, Harry overhears the professors speaking privately and finds out a student has been turned by a vampire. He's determined to help the student preserve his humanity, and it will change his life forever... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,640 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 4/22/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5698 - Favs: 5,759 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Yellow Submarine by Le'letha reviews
Tom, Neelix, Harry, and B'Elanna get stuck on the holodeck because of a computer virus. Tom has been listening to 20th century music and B'Elanna gets to hit people with stuff. This story is not my fault. Now complete!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,927 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Complete
You Want What? by Alyce of the Togas reviews
Slash - Harry/Severus - Harry lands himself as being seen as a female by everybody else but Severus, all because of Dumbledore. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,471 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Eyebrow Incident by She's a Star reviews
Apparition is hard to do. Ron faces the woes of leaving half an eyebrow behind and Hermione attempts to console him. Set during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Another Parallel Universe Majigger by trisana reviews
This has already been done about a thousand other times. Just read it, please. One shot. And those who read but don't review, you're all mooches.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Complete
Letters From Home by Caitlyn1 reviews
The much awaited Lessons for Life sequel. Chloe Potter goes to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,701 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 9/19/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Serpents and Elevators by California smells funny reviews
A Valentine's Day oneshot, femslash slash content. HPDM and GWHG. Our heroes get stuck in an office block in a power cut...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Old Girlfriends 1: Sarah Jane by MizJoely reviews
Ace has a few questions about the women in the Doctor's previous lives. First of a series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2004 - [4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S.] 7th Doctor - Complete
The LOTR Fanfiction Guide That May Save Your Life by red mage1 reviews
A handy guide to writing your own Lord of the Rings fanfics. We are not responsible for any personal injury that may result from use of this guide.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/5/2004
Art by DebbieB reviews
Janeway and Seven share a moment in Da Vinci's studio. Implied J7.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2004 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine
The Magic Carpet Ride by Carolyn Carey reviews
Q takes Janeway for a ride.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2004 - K. Janeway
Stars Not in Heaven by Water Mage reviews
Lily and James Potter had another child years before Harry. Due to matters it was given up for adoption. Nineteen years later Buffy Summers finds adoption papers in her Mom's closet. Now Buffy is searching to find the family she never knew she had.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,610 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Complete
Inner Child by Randomizer reviews
Buffy has been turned into a four year old, and Angel must take care of her until the situation can be fixed. Correct version of Ch. 10 added.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,961 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Buffy S., Angel
Weeping willow by Dreamsplinter reviews
Harry spies Draco swimming in the lake one early autumn morning, a watery rescue could lead to a friendship? Or.. something more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,949 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Donut Chronicles by Mystrana reviews
Co-written by Mysty and Nanaki, laugh out loud at collection of short stories where Duo translates Heero's Hn speak, and Heero runs out of donuts. Part Fifteen - Trowa's birthday!!! And the Pianist. And the breaking of the fourth wall.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 10/17/2002 - Heero Y., Duo M.
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Do I Loathe Thee? by Arsenic Kiss reviews
Draco expresses his feelings for Ginny in a very Malfoy-esque fashion indeed. Could a certain Slytherin perhaps be in denial?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Lessons For Life by Caitlyn1 reviews
Eight years after Hogwarts, Harry recieves a letter from Dudley. What does he want? A bit of something for everyone! Now completed! *update* Changes have been made till chapter 21. Enjoy the new scenes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,425 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/15/2002 - Published: 10/19/2000 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Not the Biggest Git by summerthyme reviews
PG13 for swearing. Ginny has a *very* bad day, which ends with a strange situation with Malfoy. One shot, so this chapter is IT. Please R/R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/12/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Slytherin And The Slumber Party by Lee Velviet reviews
Draco, plus a Gryffindor Slumber Party, plus revealing, shocking secrets, Ginny Weasley, and a panty 'raid' = What else? Blackmail! ^-^ 'R' is for 'possible' language and situations.EPILOGUE ADDED! *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,712 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/10/2002 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
How many Hufflepuffs ... by Amberdulen reviews
... does it take to light up a wand? Learn that and more in this collection of (slightly lame) one-liners; then add your own since you're probably much funnier than me. *Eighth installation now up!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,929 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2002 - Published: 2/15/2002
Shakespeare's Voyager by Niam Ryat reviews
Chakotay in tights and the Great Borg.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2002 - Published: 3/30/2002
Hakuna Matata, Harry... by Grommetik reviews
A (small and irritating) collection of spoofs involving the Harry Potter characters. if you haven't watched the Lion King or the Little Mermaid, you won't get this. R/R...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/12/2002 - Published: 12/31/2001
X-TREME WORMHOLE by Gene Este Danvers reviews
SG-1 discover that there is fanfiction being written about their X-Treme Wormhole counterparts. Some fanfiction is written, some egos are dented and some Xena fixations come to light. Warning: a pancreas did burst somewhere while reading this fic
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,416 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2002 - Published: 11/13/2001 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill
The Letters From...Someone by Grommetik reviews
This is a R/H fic written entirely in the form of letters that Harry, Ron and Hemrione write to each other during class. Hope it's not too confusing, please for the love of Hogwarts REVIEW! and tell me what you think
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Duo's Inbox by girlstarfish reviews
Sequel to Trowa's Inbox. Duo's in hospital for a week, recovering from a bad practical joke. How will he cope? (badly) PG13 for yaoi and silliness.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2001
Trowa's Inbox. by girlstarfish reviews
(sequel to Heero's Inbox) Trowa's turn to be called away on a mission. How will the other's cope? (Warning: yaoi-type hints/weirdness)
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2001
Heero's Inbox. by girlstarfish reviews
A look at pilot 01's e-mail over the space of about a week. Look out for yaoi hints.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/29/2001
Irresistible Poison by Rhysenn reviews
**Chapter 9 is up!** Harry/Draco slash. Poison doesn't always bring death -- Draco learns that there are other ways to suffer and live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,080 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/28/2001 - Published: 1/28/2001
Fumbling Towards Ecstasy by Emerald Rose reviews
It's f/f slash, Hermione/Ginny. I'm quite proud of it. I've written a second chapter in which Hermione confronts Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2001 - Published: 6/2/2001 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Waiting for This Moment by leah-chan reviews
Hermione's having nightmares and Ginny comforts her. SLASH! Hermione/Ginny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/21/2000
An Unexpected Visit COMPLETED by Dane reviews
AngelLabyrinthBuffy crossover Sarah goes to visit cousin Cordilia and Jareth comes along too. Please review :
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,873 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2000 - Complete
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Dating in the Workplace reviews
If anyone had asked the Doctor whether he begrudged his companions their interpersonal relationships, he would’ve denied it strenuously, with much handwaving and or babbling. Because it was true! For the most part. Multi pairing, multi era crack!fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Predestination Parenting reviews
“Sorry, I don’t take passengers who can’t tie their own shoelaces. Running’s an important part of the job description.”Ten, Donna, Martha, Ian and Barbara.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Companion Drabbles reviews
A collection of one hundred word drabbles about the Doctor's companions over the years. Written for the challenge in the LJ comm 'doctorwho100'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006
Memories and Mesmers reviews
She's a sceptical scientist missing some memories. She's a streetsmart Time Lady who's rather good at cards. They fight... pirates. LizRomana II.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Complete
Refuge reviews
The Doctor struggles to keep his companion alive when he finds himself in a dire situation on a snowy mountainside. DoctorMartha friendship!fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Complete
Visitors reviews
Out in the black, guests are transient, mysterious and confusing. A Firefly crossover drabble, prologue to an eventual chaptered fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
I Believe reviews
A collection of drabbles inspired by the lines of a song. An exploration into what keeps the Doctor travelling, and why he does it with friends.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Complete
Torvic reviews
Many hundreds of years ago, a young boy made a mistake. Terrified of the consequences, he then made a deal with the one person you should never bargain with.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Tick Tock reviews
The Doctor's been hearing things in the TARDIS. Whispers of something elsewhere in time, murmurs of someone far from home. Maybe her newfound women's intuition can help?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Trip the Light Fantastic reviews
The Doctor gives Rose a short lesson in poetry, vocabulary and turn of phrase with some dancing thrown in for good measure. Hints of TenRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
Afunctionalism reviews
A quick oneshot. The idea popped into my head this morning and made me laugh immediately. For that, it deserved to be written, and here it is.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Sponges reviews
Harry and Draco are quietly oblivious to their feelings for one another until the little voices in their head tip them off. Of course, the Truth Serum helps... Warning: Slash fic, don't like, don't read. Please R&R! Flames handy for keeping tootsies warm!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Fence Around Every Tree reviews
Draco has his work cut out to find his girlfriend, who is mysteriously feline... DMGW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,159 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Sleeping Patterns of Elves reviews
A Legolas quickie. Don't read if Legolas getting a tiny scratch makes you cringe in sympathy and moan about how cruel the filmmakers are.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Legolas - Complete