GirlsNeverCry
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Joined 02-11-09, id: 1835001, Profile Updated: 09-11-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hello, I am GirlsNeverCry.

Yes, my penname is supposed to be ironic.

I'm extremely sarcastic, and have a dry sense of humour. I'm not fun to be around when I'm angry with you, I'll tell you that.

I'm packing my bags to the UK soon, hopefully within the next few years or so.

Things I enjoy:

-Paramore

-Legally Blonde: The Musical

-Legally Blonde

-Men

-Say Anything

-Max Bemis

-Clothes

-Reading

-Foreign men

-Foreign women

-Foreign accents

-Foreign food

-My dogs AKA my children

Song Playlist for Messages:

Chp. 1 (Serious) - Let This Go by Paramore / Fell In Love Without You by Motion City Soundtrack (acoustic)

Chp. 2 (What You Want) - Circles by Paramore

Chp. 3 (Blood In The Water) - Falling For You by Taking Back Sunday

Chp. 4 (Positive Pt. 1) - Heaven on Earth by Britney Spears

Chp. 5 (Positive Pt. 2) - What I Need by Allison Weiss

Chp. 6 (Love and War) - I Do by Allison Weiss / Lullaby by All Time Low

Chp. 7 (Serious Reprise) - Oh My God by Ida Maria / Remembering Sunday by All Time Low ft. Juliette Sims

Chp. 8 (Chip On My Shoulder Pt. 1) - Comfort by Allison Weiss

Chp. 9 (Chip On My Shoulder Pt. 2) - The Real Thing by Gwen Stefani / Oh Star by Paramore

Chp. 10 (Whipped Into Shape) - Friday I'm In Love by The Cure

Chp. 11 (Take It Like A Man) - Hallelujah by Paramore

Chp. 12 (Find My Way) - Crazy For You by Adele

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Vivid Imaginings by darkest-terror reviews
What happens when Jasper has to babysit Bella while the rest of the family is away? JasxB, short story, lemony.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
My Secret Sin by An End Has A Start reviews
You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,000 - Reviews: 3329 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Straight From the Textbooks by weartheseshorts reviews
When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
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The Bus Stop Chronicles reviews
Young, happy Bella Swan has never had her heart in it, yet she has a perfectly normal life. What happens when she meets Edward Masen, a man who has been dumped millions of times and always has his heart in it? AH / OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Messages reviews
Bella can't go on with her relationship with Jasper when she knows he's with Alice, her best friend. When they finally break it off, messages come in. Rated M for lemons and lots of profanity. OOC/AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella
I've Been Broken reviews
Leah's always bound to be broken... Rated T for a short intimate prologue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Leah, Sam - Complete