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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Sherlock.

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Rich and Famous by gacktsgal reviews
REWRITE Sasuke's acting career is over when his brother decides he needs to see what a normal life is like. Naruto is forced to guide the celebrity he hates most around for at least a week. Neither expect the trials that come. Yaoi, swearing, violence, SasuNaru, tiny bit of SaiNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,677 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Life Lessons by nehalenia reviews
Ichigo and Ishida are college roommates. They study, they fight Hollows, they have sex; but not with each other. Because Ishida likes guys, and Ichigo likes girls. Right? Ichi/Ishi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,273 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
Concurrence by rosenritter reviews
Omegaverse, Mystrade, Johnlock, mpreg, other warnings in chapter notes. Lestrade wants to bond with Mycroft; he just needs to get the approval of the Head Alpha of the Holmes family. Might be a challenge when he finds out who that is. Then there's the matter of a sadistic serial killer who is cruelly picking off Alpha-Omega couples who don't neatly fit into their traditional roles.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,949 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
Wayward Sons by BrokenSilence137 reviews
Takes place in '97 - Dean is 18 and Sam is 14. They're on the road with their father. The story falls under the guidelines established in the show except that this story is a Wincest. WARNING: Incestuous slash, demons, lots and LOTS of angst.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 118 - Words: 195,289 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Closed Door by BrightMask reviews
I wonder whats behind the door? Read and find out!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Ikuto T., Tadase H. - Complete
New Insantity by Iggy-Nudge Higarashi reviews
everything seemed to be going fine for the flock until a night when people made the mistake of not leaving the hormonal teen males alone. Iggy/Fang paring. Enter at your own risk, for this is YAOI! not SHOUNEN-AI!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,875 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Soulmate by alternativeaccount reviews
A re-do of some of the more... cliche MR plots, in my style; whilst trying to avoid falling into the traps laid out for me by other authors. Has an actual plot. Incluces lemons, limes, and plenty Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Max, Fang
For The Sake Of Some Hot Water by hevaann reviews
Dean interupts Sam in the shower. Yes this is slash. Yes this is cliche, and yes, I love it :D Mean!Sam, Bottom!Dean
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Bearly Getting By by Superfreek reviews
Things are less than great for the boys and Sam finds an amusing way to break the tension. wincest
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
My Kitsune by Able02 reviews
Sasuke finds a broken Naruto in a dark alley and tries to nurse him back to health but will the blonde ever be the same again. Disclaimer On Profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,746 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unfaithful by DCCDchick reviews
What if Erik hadn't caught Zoey and Loren? What If Zoey hadn't caught Loren and Neferet? Loren wouldn't have felt Zoey's pain and gone looking for her, so he would still be alive. Loren keep his promise of seeing Zoey the next day. Two-Shot Song-fic.
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Zoey R. - Complete
I have no title sorry by TheSarcasticUchihaFan reviews
Sasuke's hobby is killing people. When the school year starts off with him going to a new school, He meets Naruto. He decides he wants Naruto as a lover. But what happens when he finds out Sasuke's secret? BAD SUMMARY! No idea where this will end up...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,132 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Blind Birdy by FiskyWidget reviews
FangxIggy slash. No like no read. Rated M because of theme. Iggy runs away after Angel finds his secret. I'm probably not going to finish the sequel I started so... one-shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Fang, Iggy
Rational Intercourse by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
A story in which Artemis learns there is nothing rational about intercourse. Plot? What plot? Butler/Artemis, SLASH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,251 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Alternative Education by Ljiljana reviews
Field trips are for seeing and learning new things, right? Well, the only thing Sasuke has learned so far is that loud morons have loud wet dreams. AU, Naru/Sasu/Naru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,510 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dumpster Diving by The Grimmy Reaper reviews
My take on the dumpster scene in the pilot. Contains slash! Finn/Kurt. Possible story, maybe one-shot. Tell me what you think! Rated M to be safe.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Dark Secret by sciphile reviews
In Aragorn, Frodo finds the strength to bear his heavy burden. SLASH/ONESHOT
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,864 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Because by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
Because Ruka is impossible when he is drunk, because he is entrancing and all consuming and never stops saying I love you. Because if he stopped saying it Natsume would undoubtedly throw a fit. Because he cannot resist much more. WARNING. STRONG YAOI SEX
Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Natsume H., Ruka N. - Complete
Under the Spray of the Showers by Autumn Skyie reviews
“So we still on for tonight?” Ron asked Harry near the end of supper. “Definitely.” Harry smiled.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P.
Out of Sight, Out of Mind by Mottlemoth reviews
Artler; complete. When Artemis loses both his parents and his sight in a car accident, Butler is left to pick up the pieces. But will Fowl history be repeated? Rated M for slash.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,958 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Weasley Truth Or Dare! by xiUchiha reviews
It's 'Party Time' once again in the Weasley household. What will happen when they receive a few surprise guests? Contains Weasleycest, yaoi, lemons, old people, and heavy smut. R&R! Incomplete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Harry P., Ron W.
I still like yours better by WWT reviews
The twins think somethings up when they are called upon to take Granger and Ron to the professor's office before the second event of the tri-wizard cup. Ron thinks they're right and dashes to tell Harry what he should have ages ago. Twincest and Harry/Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Wake up you two! by WWT reviews
It's the day before the Quittich World Cup, Hermione's just arrived and Mrs. Weasley's sent her up to wake Harry and Ron. She gets a shocking suprise when she walks in. Slash, hinted twincest, rated just in case. I may make another for X-mas
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Misusing Muggle Artifacts by Dearest Martha reviews
Mr. Weasley brings his work home one day. Harry is naughty. Harry/Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Memories will always linger by TWC666 reviews
It's Harry and Draco's last morning at Hogwarts. Memories come back. Rated M for a reason HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Inconceivable Love by AnimeKeepsBreathing reviews
Jacob has to go to Forks High, and then he meets the beautiful Edward. What will happen as their relationship starts to blossom and strive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,851 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Edge of Seventeen by DarkPhoenix1987 reviews
Complete: All Human! Jacobs family moved back to forks where he finds the ever beautiful Edward Cullen. But soon the winds of change sweep in and blow away everything they once knew. JACOBxEDWARD Slash. Please Review. M for Language, sex, ect...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,215 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Last Words by Mystical Magician reviews
Five times the timeline remained more or less the same, and one time it didn't. One-shot. HP/AD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
The WereVampire? by ForeverDoll reviews
What happen's when a were-wolf get's biten by a vampire? Slash, Jakeward, Bella bashing, if you dont like gay male vampires and werewolfs making love then dont read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,094 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Could You Love Me by TheWanderingMiko reviews
Currently On HIATUS On the day that Kyou is meant to be locked away, Yuki helps him run away, this is the story of their run.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,552 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
What Friends Are For by EricFancier reviews
Harry is having nightmares. Luckily, Ron is there. A slashy PWP-short. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
My Two Loves: Part One: Three is Nice by BlackVelvetWoman reviews
This takes place right afer Jacob "kidnaps" Bella from school in Eclipse. After arriving back at Jake's house, Bella suddenly realizes she has feelings for him, but she still loves Edward. What will they think of her confession? E/B/J GRAPHIC SEX SCENE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 101 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Let the Flames Begin by A Tad Melodramatic reviews
Harry suffers from PTSD. Ron has no emotion and can't look Harry or Hermione in the eyes. Hermione can't stop crying. What really happened in the basement of the Malfoy Manor? Warnings: Rape. Abuse. Torture. Language. Updated every Monday. Look for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Ron W., Harry P.
Lustful Bonds by Janie Lust reviews
Artemis has been having strange dreams about his bodygaurd that he cant seem to control. What will happen when the dreams begin to haunt him daily? Yaoi, Lemon, Basically plotless. ArtemisButler
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Artemis F., Butler
Is This What They Mean By A Physical Check Up? by GothicKitsune666 reviews
Yuki goes to get his usual cheak up by Hatori. But they havent seen each other in so long. one thing turns to another and soon you have a yaoi and a lemon YH
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Hatori S., Yuki S. - Complete
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Masturbation Less Private reviews
PWP. John's private masturbation session is interrupted.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Nightmares Can End Well reviews
Johnlock PWP - John's nightmares leave him with a less-than-rude awakening.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wed Lock reviews
Sherlock and John are finally getting married. What kind of shenanigans will ensue?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Say That One More Time reviews
Sherlock is bored. John is irritated. What will John do when Sherlock crosses the line between 'tolerably annoying' and 'shut the hell up?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It All Started At A Museum reviews
Sasu x Naru Naruto, a volunteer at a kid's daycare, meets the cute and cool Sasuke Uchiha at a feildtrip to a museum. But what happens when they become friends? How far are they willing to go? M for possible naughtiness in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mission reviews
Naru x Sasu Naruto finds Sasuke when he's wandering through the forest outside the village. Sasuke's hurt, but will the village accept and heal Sasuke, after he left Konoha for the Otonin village? M for yaoi in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.