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Joined 02-11-09, id: 1835139, Profile Updated: 06-07-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hi my name is Jen and I'm addicted to fanfiction. I am zero days sober and fucking proud of it! I'm a twenty something living somewhere... okay it's Philly. I own an e-commerce business wherein I sell unique gifts and gourmet candy... and here's my shameless plug: www.caramellacandy.com

I'd love to chat with you... yes you... sitting right there. :) I'm also looking for a beta to bounce ideas off of and correct my grammar cause it sucks ass. If you're up for the job or know someone that is, clickity click click and message me!

Music that owns me:

Tom Waits

Kings of Leon

OTHERS:

Bon Iver

Louis Prima

Laura Jansen

Frank Sinatra

Jimmy Eat World

The Killers

Lou Monte

Cake

The Clash

JET

Queen

Sara Barellies

Matt White

Mat Kearney

Rage Against the Machine

The Weepies

Alice in Chains

Anberlin

Beastie Boys

Audioslave

Keane

Chris Cornell

Eddie Vedder

Jeff Buckley

Pearl Jam

The Cranberries

Sound Garden

Tom Petty

Bob Marley

Billy Joel

Eric Clapton

James Taylor

Iron and Wine

Flogging Molly

James Brown

Blink 182

The Offspring

Weezer

Enter the Haggis

Movies:

On the Waterfront

Nightmare Before Christmas

Edward Scissorhands

Ed Wood

Living in Oblivion

Big Fish

The Godfather I & II

Donnie Brasco

Goodfellas

Fight Club

Boondock Saints

American Psycho

American Haunting

Eternal Sunshine

The Ghost and The Darkness

Dial 'M' for Murder

Arsenic and Old Lace

A Beautiful Mind

The Proffesional

Scoop

Bravehart

The Hannibal Lecter Trilogy

Original Star Wars

Gladiator

Pride & Prejudice

If you wanna know... like if you realllllly wanna know, you are free to ask!

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5033 - Favs: 5,072 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8954 - Favs: 5,783 - Follows: 3,462 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20143 - Favs: 13,106 - Follows: 5,441 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Little Lover's So Polite by pencildrawings reviews
Bella gets the chance to meet her favorite band but the band's vocalist Edward is rude to her right off the bat-is everything what it seems or is there a reason for his attitude? Bella will be surprised...ExB AxJ EmxR AH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,532 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10625 - Favs: 11,760 - Follows: 12,438 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4463 - Favs: 4,295 - Follows: 4,549 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Relation or relationship by Stormy Bella reviews
Bella go to Forks and lives with her adopted uncle, Edward. She fell in love with Edward, and he her. When society scold upon them, would this love be worth it, or would Jacob be the better choice? First fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,308 - Reviews: 4200 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8148 - Favs: 8,224 - Follows: 8,429 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,603 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 4,653 - Follows: 3,402 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18537 - Favs: 7,734 - Follows: 3,715 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3204 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 2,760 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4904 - Favs: 6,018 - Follows: 2,605 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Piano Lessons by wtvoc reviews
Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,995 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,435 - Follows: 6,120 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5914 - Favs: 9,714 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8192 - Favs: 4,662 - Follows: 2,975 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6008 - Favs: 8,865 - Follows: 5,230 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5415 - Favs: 5,302 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5870 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Tainted Love by celtic mommy reviews
OOC/AH - Edward is a teacher and Bella is a senior at the same school. They have a hot and cold 'relationship' until B graduates and moves away to college. What happens when they meet up again and are no longer teacher/student? Canon pairings & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,007 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4358 - Favs: 2,882 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3449 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4711 - Favs: 3,930 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Collision of Worlds by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Full story of The Alone and the Lonely! Bella Swan is surprised when lonely actor Edward Masen steps on her hand in a book store; she's even more surprised when he sits down next to her. Before to after the one-shot. Lemons. And plot. Sometimes. On hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,664 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5605 - Favs: 8,216 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8728 - Favs: 14,348 - Follows: 2,982 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11629 - Favs: 8,553 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Nothing Left to Lose by SarahJayneFics reviews
Edward Cullen made Bella Swan’s life a living hell from age ten to twelve. Finally fed up with the torment and teasing, she moved to Phoenix. Now she’s seventeen, beautiful, has a new sense of confidence, and is back in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,850 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Lucky Charm by profmom72 reviews
Bella and Edward were secret best friends during one of the best periods of Bella's life. Their friendship has waned. When they are forced back together, untold secrets are revealed. When the truth is out there, will anyone feel lucky?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,650 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Labour of Devotion by Kitschisme reviews
A collab with the lovely Rosette-Cullen: Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,441 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5498 - Favs: 7,941 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8218 - Favs: 5,884 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
A New Sensation by Twilighter620 reviews
Bella, Alice, and Emmett are friends but what happens when Emmett's older brother comes back to NY from medical school? BxE - Different POV's. All Human. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,287 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008
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The Girl Who Had No Options reviews
Bella thought she knew what love was, but after a broken heart she decides that "close enough" is as good as it's going to get... that is, until she meets Edward Cullen. AH, OOC, Canon, angst. Rated M just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Signed Sincerely reviews
Bella's the epitome of an outcast. On her 18th birthday she finds out who her father is and begins writing him letters, too scared to go see him. Shes desperately seeking a change - but Charlie's not the one writing back. AH, Canon, OOC? R&R BEWARE:ANGST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,695 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
While She Slept reviews
ON TEMP HIATUS! Bella is a struggling writer who dreams of a mysterious man. She pens her dreams & the book is a success. But what happens when the man isn't fictional? supernatural themes. AU canon Rated M angst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,633 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Edward, Bella