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Hay watz up feelz good to be here. I love u all. ;.)

I have a site that i will be using shortly so hold on for my next site. There isnt anything there but heres the address.

Copy and Paste Things

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed,ISTARMYWAY

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of all the characters in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of actually doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binder with doodles/love notes/ confessions of love/ any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you are at just by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out all the Twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time.Crazy is when you lick lotion off your hands because you had nowhere else to put it. If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P

If you have ever run into a door, C&P

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

You Know You Live in 2009 When...

1. you go to a party, sit down, and take myspace/facebook pics haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3.the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/myspace/facebook
4.You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV (me: I forget about that button...O.o)
6. your evening activity is sitting at the computer read this list, and keep nodding and smiling (me: O.o is this list psychic?!)
8.You think about how stupid you are for reading this (me: omc, it is!) were too busy to notice number five
10. you actually scrolled/looked back up to see if there was a number five
11.and now you're laughing at your own stupidity
12.put this in your pro is you fell for it. (me: you know you did, I know you did, everyone else might as well know it too)

My best friend is insane; if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

I find "good morning" contradictory

My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

I think I could be madly in like with you

Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips!

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot! (me: hell yeah!)

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)

Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car. (me: There's that subject change...)

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?" (me: or "New Feet?")

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "We fucked up, didn't we?"

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

If you've had at least 2 friends move away from you...copy and paste.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I agree with the dictionary; girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're realy going at one thing, staying strong.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste.

If you get good grades and still know nothing, C&P this into your profile

If you've met your non-blood related twin, personality or resemblance, copy and paste this.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P

Favorite Harry Potter ships: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, James/Lily
(I still can't get over the fact that people write stories where Snape is with Lily and Snape is Harry's Dad. it's completely stupid. Lily should be with noone else but James.)

Favorite Twilight ships: Bella/Edward, Carlisle/Esme, Jasper/Alice, Emmett/Rosalie, Jacob/Renesmee, etc.
(Standard ships. I can't picture Bella with anyone else but Edward. )

Favorite Harry Potter quote: "From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell out "die Ron die", I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong." - Ron Weasley

Favorite Twilight quote: "So you won't sleep with me until after we're married?" - Bella

"Technically, I can't ever sleep with you." - Edward

"Very mature, Edward." - Bella

If you completely got over your Harry Potter obsession when you read Twilight, copy and paste this on your profile.

The Story of Jack Schitt

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Repost if you thought that was funny!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Check this out...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Put you're iPod/mp3 on shuffle and answer these questions:

1. How does the world see me?

Complicated- Nivea

2. Will I have a happy life?

Its Yours- J. Holiday

3. What do people really think of me?

Tipsy- T-Pain

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Cuddy Buddy- Trey Songz

5.How can I make others happy?

One wish-Ray J

6. How can I make myself happy?

Peaches and Cream- 112

7.What should I do with my life?

Meet me at the altar- Jagged Edge

8. Will I ever have children?

Summertime- Will Smith

9. What is some good advice for me?

The boy is mine- Brandy and Monica

10.What do I think my current theme song is?

Angel in Disguse- Brandy

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Im sorry I cant be perfect- Simple Plan

12. What song will play at my funeral?

Your Eyes- Alexz Johnson

13. What type of men/women do you like?

Damaged- Danity Cane

14. What is my day going to be like?

Bug a Boo- Destiny's Child

15. Why am I here?

Angel of mine- Monica

16. What will people remember me for?

May Angels Lead You In- Jimmy Eat World

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

Dont Know If I Should Stay- Alexz Jonhson

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

Girlfriend- Avril Lavagine

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If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5107 - Favs: 5,352 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wake Up My Love by ocealyn reviews
Edward Cullen has loved his best friend, Isabella Swan for as long as he can remember. On the day he had planned to confess his feelings, she ran into a terrible car accident and ended up in a Coma. How will Edward react? Will Fate bring her back to him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 205,303 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13063 - Favs: 6,128 - Follows: 2,785 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13610 - Favs: 8,461 - Follows: 6,247 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Cullen's girl by Elmo13 reviews
I shivered from the longing while she shivered from the cold. It was intoxicating. Her hair smelled like raspberries. This was wrong, she was my best friend. AH Canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 91,407 - Reviews: 2293 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Many Years Past by animallover0109 reviews
AU:Alice and Bella were twin sisters in the 1920's. When the vampire saves them from a horrible fate at James' hands, the two are seperated. In 2005, Bella moves to Forks and finds a familiar face. What can keep these two sisters apart? Alice's blank past
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella
Raising Bella by MilkshakeFanfiction reviews
Edward Cullen's life is turned upside down one night as he takes in the scent of the most desirable blood imaginable. But he discovers the scent in the form of a two year old, alone in the woods. Can he resist temptation long enough to raise her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,796 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Need by shaunna100 reviews
Sequel to Alone: When Edward returns to Bella after being gone for many months, he hopes she will just run into his arms. But that isn't the case at all. All Edward wants is to be with Bella and their son. But will Bella ever let him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,921 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foolproof by Tinkerbella C reviews
My name is Bella Swan and I am totally and irrevocably in love with my best friend Edward Cullen. His sister Alice has a plan to make him notice me, claims it's fool proof but what happens if I turn out to be the fool? BxE.Slight AU.AH First full fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,694 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rising On : HIATUS by Saciice11 reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. Jackson Cage had had little interaction with other vampires since he left his coven, but what happens when a whole new coven appears in HIS town? New vampires, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,927 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009
I Wanna Be by vamploverrr reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends since high school. What happens when Bella stumbles upon something she wasn't supposed to see? Can they go back to the way they were? AH, slightly OOC. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,988 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Song of the Heart by deansgirl33 reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon and Bella was changed.She has no memories from her human life and is to be crowned Volterra's Princess.When the Cullens arrive they're shocked. Now Bella has to remeber her love for Edward before she's gone forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,338 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Social Distortion by fitjess reviews
New friends, relationships, & love meet all the old. Everyone learns some important lessons about love and life. AH/AU. Slightly OOC. An arrogant Edward meets cynical, sarcastic, distrustful Bella. MATURE CONTENT. Drug addictions and hopefully lots of sex
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008
College Talk by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Name has changed! Bella Swan moves away to New York to start a New Life, of course there she meets Edward Cullen, and the rest of the gang. Everything is changing, for the better, but what happens when their pasts begin to catch up with them? R&R! ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,430 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wanna Kiss a Girl by lovestoryjunkie reviews
After three weeks of post-breakup, Edward decides he needs to move on and "kiss a girl". Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Meant to be Ours by hiddeninplainsight reviews
Sequel to IIHE. Six months have passed since Edward, Jasper, and Rosalie have moved in with Bella, Alice, and Emmett. How will life be in their house? BxE, EmxR, AxJ. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,743 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
A Neverending Night of Sorrow by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
SEQUEL TO DUSK READ FIRST.With everyone torn apart and unhappy, things are not looking good for the separated Cullens.But some people just won't quit; an age-old dispute is brewing and the only way to live past it may just be the most deadly for everyone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,395 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Carlisle's Angels by Miss Baby reviews
Once upon a time there were three very different girls, who grew up to be very different women. They are brilliant. They are beautiful and they work for me. My name is Carlisle. AU/AH/OOC/Canon pairings. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,704 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Im With The Brother by Mrs.DarcyCullen reviews
Bella is madly in love with Edward. But what happens when his brother asks her out first? LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,675 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Of Lies and Deception by ceci.chun reviews
Edward left Bella 80 years ago, and now she's changed. She is part of another coven and has lived in Forks for the past few years. The arrival of the Cullen family threatens to change everything she's tried to forget. Sequel: Show Me How To Live
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 45,649 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Little Part Of Me Still Hopes by demented bunny reviews
A brotherly bonding moment between Edward and Emmett, explaining why Edward turned down all those womens offers. Very sweet. Not a slash.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Cullen Academy by Lost in Believing reviews
Undercover, these six students must face the challenges of getting back their secret that they stole from them. To complete the mission they have to act like their in love. Risking your life is one thing, but doing it when your someone is another. AH AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,325 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Teardrops On My Guitar by themirrorofenoimard reviews
Edward is in love with someone and Bella is heartbroken, she follows a trail of clues that leads her to his mystery girl. E&B/EM&R/A&J. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,079 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss The Rain by colorguardbookworm reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends graduating from law and med school while Bella is in love with Edward. AH one-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Continuance where MS stopped by Bronzehyperion reviews
This story starts where Midnight Sun left us after chapter 12 and tries to follow the rest of the book Twilight from Edward's POV as accurate as possible. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 149,231 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Every Second Counts by zinkk reviews
Bella Swan is an intelligent, sarcastic but beautiful girl living with her best friend, Jasper Hale. What happens when Jasper runs into Edward Cullen, and old friend without a place to stay? RATED M FOR LANGUAGE/CONTENT. AU/AH. CANON PAIRINGS..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Will Remember You Eventually by Katarina Isabella reviews
Bella and Edward have been madly in love for eight years, when all of a sudden Edward gets into a life-altering car crash. What will Bella do to get Edward to remember her, along with his life for the past nine years? All Human, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,605 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Day Adieu by just drifting reviews
Every day something new is placed in his locker. Caught up in his latest game, he fails to notice the clues she leaves him to show him it's her. And because of it he looses possibly the best thing that's ever happened to him. One-shot. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Sporting World, Here I Come by Doomed.Youth reviews
What happens when Bella/Balin decides to go to a sporting school for exceptional young boys? And when you give Balin a pair of Chuck Taylors and a basketball? All will be revealed! All Human, OCC. T- maybe for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,150 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mad Season by hephersmith08 reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since kindergarten..what happens when the feelings change their first year of college?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,796 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 6,046 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Weekend Blues by Commen Sense reviews
The Cullens go hunting for the weekend.Bella and Emmett are the only ones at home.Will Bella get fed up of Emmett bugging her or will they end up bonding?Note:BELLA AND EMMETT ARE NOT A COUPLE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,067 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
What I Am by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
That girl, so much like the deer before me that knows not that death watches it, is to blame. I dare not think her name now. Lest I turn around. - Edward loses control. Just once. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daddy's Story by jaralrunner reviews
A bedtime story by Edward for Nessie. ONESHOT! Daddy/daughter and Edward/Nessie moment. : Read and review! :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Tomorrow by HarunoRin reviews
An Ash return's fic. Oneshot, with potential. BIRTHDAY FIC FOR ME! READ AS A PRESENT FOR MY 18TH! Smiles Ash returns to a less than happy family, a protective prospective brother in law and a haughty soulmate... what more could he want?
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Ash R., Mary-Lynette C. - Complete
Every Kiss Begins With Kay by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Series of My One Shots by Adidasgrl328 reviews
A couple of one shots that are pretty funny. Best way to clear out writer's block and have some fun...Some are co-authored by sillyemmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008
Waiting for Twilight by Twilightholic-Tanya reviews
A masquerade ball, an amazing dance, and a heart pounding moment. Cinderbella meets her Prince Charming but where in the fairy tale did it say he wasn't single? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,863 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Smile For Me by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a firefighter that is spending the night with his wife when he gets paged to put out a fire. BXE All human. For Jayeliwood’s Sexy Edward Contest. One-shot. Lemon. Voting has started!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loss by BlueSea14 reviews
“I’m no stranger to loss…” Esme is in pain after discovering that Edward is headed to Volterra. During NM. Written for Soraloveskairi159's Rare POV Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Esme, Jasper - Complete
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Every Father's Sacrifice by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
BD SPOILERS. Just a cute, fluffy little one-shot. Nessie discovers pick-up lines, and her and her mother use them on Daddy. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Morgue by hellopants reviews
A funny no longer one-shot I came up with sitting in a hospital waiting room. Those crazy Cullen's are at it again! VAMPIRES! It's being continued thanks to bribes from My-Bella and E. C. Cullen. The new stuff is what happens when Edward gets home!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
Cinderella by l'heure bleue reviews
”I will dance with Cinderella ... I don't want to miss even one song. 'Cause all too soon the clock will strike midnight, and she'll be gone...” — WINNER of 2 Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 3,330 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Stalker, Stalker, Saviours by BookMe reviews
The girls are living in Seattle, with some sort of creepy stalker after them. What happens when the boys step in and move in? ExB EmxR AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,296 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Home Improvement Cullen Style by hellopants reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 3,523 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On Her Death Bed by Colorful Collision reviews
Edward never came back, he never had a chance to apologize. Dying, a ninety one year old Bella realizes that she still has Edward's heart in a rather unlikely way. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
The Revenge Of Isabella Marie Swan by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] A oneshot. The Cullens take Bella to the beach on a cloudy day, but Bella decides to make her own fun when there, fun involving revenge on a certain Emmett Cullen...rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Pool Wars by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella goes swimming with the Cullens in their pool after dusk. But the experience soon becomes a war between the Cullens as she becomes the monkey in the middle :D Entertaining, Fluffy, and Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007
Not Acting by ebtwisty9 reviews
Danny and Sam have lied about their feelings for eachother for as long as they've had secrets to keep. When they're both at breaking point, a homemovie cholkfull of memories may put them over the edge...DannyxSam
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete