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Joined 02-12-09, id: 1835572, Profile Updated: 07-03-09
Author has written 8 stories for Alice in Wonderland, Harry Potter, Shakespeare, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Hi!

I love Potter... yay! Urm... that's it. AIW is okay.

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House Of Black: First Impressions by Little Fire Thief reviews
Hers. His. A tangled web of jealousy and betrayal that bore the lone heir of an ancient house. Watch out, Hogwarts. Corvus R.R. Black is on his way. Better Summary Inside. May contain spoilers up to DH. Formerly titled 'The House Of Black: Year One'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,612 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Harry P., OC
He's Not Back and Other Stupid Tales by xHearMyHowlx reviews
I thought it'd be neat to do one-shots on some BG characters in HP. Then I got another idea: How about funny tales about what COULD have happened? Completely random, I'm warning you. So hold onto your tubesocks, here we go...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - C. Fudge, Gilderoy L.
Neko in Wonderland by JadeZombieDoll reviews
While waiting for her friends to arrive at the park, Neko sees someone that she thinks she knows and ends up falling down a rabbit hole. Neko then meets the creatures of that world that all have a strong resemblance to people from hers.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009
Joker vs Sweeney Todd by 92monkeys reviews
Gotham City's worst criminal and the Demon Barber of Fleet Street face off...who will win? Response to a request by polskipiwo on the LJ Batman Kink Meme.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Joker, Sweeney T. - Complete
An Unlikely Proposal by Rosslyn reviews
The ex-Dark Lord of the Wizarding World asks the Boy-Who-Lived to marry him in a muggle way. Some prompted fluff for the pairing that needs it the most. -TRHP pairing-Drabble-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Running by sleepy queens reviews
What kind of fool would drop a solid gold pocketwatch out of the window of his car? Certainly not someone sane. AU.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Alice, White Rabbit - Complete
A Clown for a Valentine by unamuerte reviews
The Joker is a little lonely on Valentine's Day and decides to go on a date....the Joker way. Read and review!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
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Acceptance reviews
Well this started off as your run-of-the-mill lemon fic with Snape and Petunia, but it turned out to be something slightly sadder. Lily is home from the summer holidays, and is still seething over the time when Snape called her a 'mudblood'. Can Petunia get through to Lily? Or will she have to try something else? Apologies for the length.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Petunia D. - Complete
New Tricks reviews
Death. Romance. Destruction. Sex but mild . Join Harry as he goes on a quest to find his identity, his friends... and true love. Mild slash. A series of events that could change perspectives... forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Everybody loves Rita reviews
A short one-shot about Rita Skeeter. Very random,very pointless. It's quite sad in a way... no femme slash. Shame, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Rita S., Rosmerta
The Fall of Orion
This is a modernised version of the 'Temptation Scene' in Othello, adapted for a school project. Written in play form and it took me freaking ages. Warning: Contains swearing Oh no! Kill me now!
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
Dear Severus reviews
Lockhart has a secret. A big one. And all he can do is write letters about it... poor Gilderoy. You've gotta feel sorry for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Gilderoy L.
Bacon reviews
Snape finds a very easy solution to a very irritating problem. No slash... for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Severus S., Gilderoy L.
It Was Never Meant To Happen reviews
Why did it happen to her? She was only seven, and filled with the joys of youthful innocence. And why are all these memories haunting someone else? Especially when they're not memories at all...
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2009
Alice and The Joker reviews
Title says it all. Batman/Alice in W/L fanfic. My first story, please read! I know that this summary is poor, but I've always been rubbish at them. And I love reviews- hint . Also tell me how I can improve, as it will help in the future... thank you! XD.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Alice