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Joined 03-12-02, id: 183558, Profile Updated: 04-25-17
Author has written 12 stories for Tangled, X-Files, Coco, and Jeeves.

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You can find me at Archive of Our Own. My penname there is FootlessData507.

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Echar Agua Al Mar by Jubalii reviews
For Imelda, trying to ignore H├ęctor is like throwing water into the sea: pointless. It doesn't help that her family likes him, and she's left alone to fend off his odd style of wooing. [Rating for... future adult themes? I guess?]
Coco - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,235 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 12/14/2017
Un Poco Loco by classicdisneyFTW reviews
Imelda is wooed by every man who can hold a guitar and she is sick of it. Meanwhile, Santa Cecilia is hosting a music competition and two traveling musicians roll into town. One is charming and everything Imelda could ask for, the other is ridiculous and drives her completely crazy. (Story behind the song "Un Poco Loco").
Coco - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,423 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Complete
More Than a Bad Saag Paneer by FireIceAir reviews
The word that best describes how they felt when they found out Amy was pregnant, is 'huh' - the 'oh yeah, I forgot that could happen, what do you know' kind of 'huh'. But the proof's right there, in those little red double lines on a stick that she peed on. Jake and Amy's nine month free trial of parenthood isn't without its bumps (pun intended).
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2017 - Jake P., Amy S - Complete
Polluting the Shades of Pemberley by Things-One-and-Two reviews
Lizzy and Mr. Darcy enter into the realm of matrimony and a new life at Pemberley with a friendly sister and eventually children! Includes all the characters we love and hate. Sequel to P&P.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,096 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/8/2005
Eat a Chocolate Frog, Become Minister of Magic! by Siriuslyfun19212 reviews
Ron eats a chocolate frog, and ends up as Minister of Magic. It's based on the commercial! Truly hilarious! I promise! ONE SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
A Series of Misguided Steps by RedArt reviews
One Shot... response to teawithvoldy's First Shave Challenge. Harry asks for help with his first shave. You'd think being a wizard would make that a simple task. PG for slight language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
ECCE! THE MUSICAL! by GreenRocketChu reviews
Join the Cornelius Family, Davus, and Parvina in their toe-tapping journey through a corrupted Rome. (Based on the Ecce Romani Textbooks.)
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2004
Saying Goodbye by MackenzieW reviews
A fic about when Sarah left for England, and then came back. What was going on in everybody's favorite couple's minds? Sarah and James when Sarah returns from England. JS, of course! FINISHED Now edited so it's easier to read
Liberty's Kids - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 11/6/2002 - Complete
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Should You Marry Mateo? reviews
Imelda's mother sets her daughter up with every eligible bachelor in town. Imelda is less than pleased.
Coco - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 1/11 - Complete
In Don Alejandro's Cellar reviews
Imelda is supposed to be attending a party in the richest hacienda in town. Unfortunately she spends most of the party locked in a cellar with a very annoying musician.
Coco - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3 - Complete
CLONK! reviews
Scully endures a night of speed dating.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2017 - F. Mulder, D. Scully, Frohike, Langly - Complete
What Ho, Muldy! reviews
Mulder and Scully solve their most spiffing mystery yet.
Crossover - X-Files & Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2017 - F. Mulder, D. Scully, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
Flowers reviews
A collection of vignettes spanning from Rapunzel's sixth birthday to her wedding day.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Rapunzel - Complete
What Do You Think of Irving? reviews
Rapunzel has been acting strangely lately and Flynn is determined to get to the bottom of it.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
The Best Man reviews
The days before Flynn and Rapunzel's wedding are complicated by Flynn's search for a best man.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Flynn R., Maximus - Complete
Stumbling reviews
The advent of a wedding causes Rapunzel to ask the Queen about marriage.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/31/2010 - The Queen, Rapunzel - Complete
Contractions and Split Infinitives reviews
Rapunzel is intimidated when she is finally given the opportunity to meet other princesses. Mostly humor, but there's some mild romance.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 111 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
The Carriage Ride reviews
Flynn had been looking forward to a carriage ride with Rapunzel, but when the day actually comes it doesn't go quite as he expected.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Breakfast in Bed reviews
Rapunzel and Pascal rise at the ungodly hour of 3:37 am to cook breakfast.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Rapunzel, Pascal - Complete
Playing Flynn Rider reviews
Pascal's angry because Flynn locked him out of his and Rapunzel's bedroom. Rated T because nothing's explicit, but there's a heckuva lot implied.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete