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Joined 02-12-09, id: 1835586, Profile Updated: 07-04-13
Author has written 9 stories for Dark Angel, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, and Supernatural.

Re: above - by my count, and my one-shot/drabble tendencies, there are actually 35 individual stories on this profile. I have two short story archives on here: 26 stories in 'Alphabet Challenge', and 3 in 'The Dark Angel Drabble Diary' (as of 28/03/2012).

Okay...


My attention span is short. I like oneshots and drabbles (though I don't use the word to mean the strict 100 word form) and I probably log more words writing reviews than fics... if you've had one/if you ever get one, you'll understand what I'm talking about.

I also have THE worst luck in the world with laptops, so it may take a while, but unless I get amnesia or... die or something, everything will be finished eventually.
I'm not interesting, but hopefully my fics will be.

B.
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p.s. You can also find me at http://archiveofourown.org/users/bewarethemelodrama, which has only my completed stories and shorts (including some from my old profile) and at http://fiction.thebrokenworld.org/viewuser.php?uid=186 which has only my completed Dark Angel stories.

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Elevated Enchantments by nottonyharrison reviews
We regret to inform you that the Ministry of Magic elevator network is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by for assistance. Draco and Hermione get stuck in an uncooperative lift. Part of the 'Modal Realism in Practise' series AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Faith: The Series by KColl2003 reviews
What if Faith had been the older Slayer and called before Buffy? A retelling of the entire series crossing over some chars from Angel.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 125 - Words: 488,745 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Faith L., Xander H.
The Day Boy and the Night Girl by Scheherazade Bet reviews
Plot shamelessly stolen from Greco-Roman mythology. A Cupid and Psyche story, sort of.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,279 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Dawn S., Andrew
Hello, Cutie by Scrambled Thoughts reviews
Spike thinks Sunnydale might just turn out to be his own personal Hell. Little does he know just how spot on he is about that assumption. If this town doesn't kill him he's sure Buffy, his hot-headed neighbor, will. If he doesn't kill her first of course.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,115 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Buffy S., Spike
these stairs lead to nowhere by naojv reviews
"I don't want to let go," she tells him near the end of week nine. "I think it's around that time where you either let go, or you let yourself become obsessed." She watches him with a steady gaze. "And I don't want to let go."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Three Thousand Days of Innocence by cinnamon badge reviews
DracoGinny Draco Malfoy wasn't guilty of anything until no one could find him after the last battle... and to the Aurors, his absence spoke volumes about his culpability.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 140,850 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Numbers Game by poestheblackcat reviews
Like the Alphabet Prompt stories but with numbers instead. Very short. Mostly Max/Alec but snark instead of romance most of the time.
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Max, Alec - Complete
Kind of Magnificent by Majin Videl reviews
Drabble written for episode 2x10; a tribute to Brain.
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Max - Complete
Two Steps Back by twasadark reviews
Max heaps a lot of abuse on Alec, and there's one reason he takes it: he wants it. Max/Alec, Alec/FCs
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Alec, Max - Complete
What Hurts The Most by Twitz reviews
Jesse Aarons tells us what hurts the most for him after Leslie died. This isn't a songfic. Oneshot. Review please!
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
First Time's a Charm by twasadark reviews
Written for the livejournal comment fic prompt: Max/Alec, Alec's first seizure
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Alec, Max - Complete
Somewhere a Clock is Ticking by BrokenShardss reviews
My version of Dean going to hell, and what comes after... with Faith included. Spoilers for SPN 3x16
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Faith L., Dean W. - Complete
Awkward by tylee17 reviews
"Tell me something, Alec: is Max - is it helping her to know that I'm…safe?" - After that infamous hand-holding scene, Logan and Alec get a chance to talk... M/A-ish...
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Logan C./Eyes Only, Alec - Complete
Purring by Kilrez reviews
Max catches Alec unawares in a moment of downtime.
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Max, Alec - Complete
Alive till Tomorrow by circleofstars reviews
After Freak Nation is established, nothing is certain. Max and Alec struggle to repair what's broken and lead their people forward. When a mission goes awry and no escape seems possible, they come to a revelation which surprises nobody but themselves.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,628 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Alec, Max - Complete
A Soldiers Point Of View by CherryWolf713 reviews
By the time Dalton heard the shot he was all alone. He didn’t know if the X5's had better hearing than the X6's, or maybe the older male had just had more time to hone his ‘senses’ and heard the tell-tell click of gun being cocked. - Max/Alec fic!
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Max, Alec - Complete
Castaway by Seamagik reviews
A rash Conclave decision will leave Max and Alec miles away from the ordinary and even further from hope. Inspired by the Blue Lagoon. MA all the way. You can't say I didn't warn you.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,190 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Alec, Max
Slipping by solittletodo reviews
Alec feels like he's slipping. summary sucks, hopefully the story's better
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Alec, Max - Complete
Gone by inzane73 reviews
How much abuse can a guy take before he snaps? Events in Hello, Goodbye take a different turn. AU from that point.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 185,996 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Max, Alec - Complete
From A to Z by nickeldime17 reviews
Max and Alec, a series of oneshots with alphabetic prompts.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,220 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Alec, Max - Complete
Fragility by El loopy reviews
Jesse sits next to the river where it all happened and stares into the foaming liquid thinking about her. Spoilers. Oneshot.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Helping Hand by BrokenShardss reviews
Crossover with Supernatural. Set during the Supernatural episode Dead Man's Blood. My version of the episode with a certain rogue slayer as a guest star. Faith&Dean.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Faith L., Dean W.
Flying by audreyii-fic reviews
There are things Alec can't fix.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Max, Alec - Complete
Unadulterated SelfLoathing by mercurybard reviews
AU after Bag Em. The thing Max loathes the most is the periodic loss of control that Manticore hardwired into her.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Max, Alec - Complete
The ABC of writing Max and Alec smut by Kiwikatipo reviews
Mole and Dix come across a mysterious document from another dimension in an Eyes Only Folder. It seems to be an sex instruction sheet for adult writers about 452 and 494.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Max, Alec - Complete
Lost Luggage, or, Home is Where the Trunk Is by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Harry's luggage arrives home ahead of him, and disrupts his entire world with long suppressed truths.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Freedom on the inside by SmilinStar reviews
What if Max never escaped Manticore in 'Designate This' and didn't get the chance to infect Logan? Everyone still thinks she's dead and Renfro's alive? Will eventually lead to MA COMPLETE!
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,250 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Max, Alec - Complete
Unlike any other by shallowness reviews
Alec knows exactly how to deploy the killer line. AlecOFC, of sorts. Ficlet.
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Complete
Kamikaze Flight by Robyn Maddison reviews
Sometimes she burned, and sometimes she flew. But always, always she knew the ending.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Buffy S. - Complete
Making up the numbers by shallowness reviews
Max tries to tell Alec something she thinks he doesn’t know, but he’s having none of it. ML, MA
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Complete
Blue by shallowness reviews
She’s wearing blue. Double drabble. Max, Alec, Mole and one other.
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Complete
The Waiting Room by Geek The Girl reviews
Two friends meet in the afterlife. Set after Chosen.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Spike, Anya J.
One Day in Surrey by is1bel reviews
Harry gets his first pair of glasses—and Petunia vows never to take him shopping again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Mileage may vary by shallowness reviews
Max Guevara – by the one who knows her best. MaxNinja
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Complete
Seven Days In Paris by draigonfire reviews
COMPLETED (Birthday ficlet for Vicky) "It only takes seven days to fall in love." DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Sewers 101 by nottonyharrison reviews
Max finds out the finer points of the Seattle sewer system - M/A
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Alec, Max - Complete
All You Need Is Love by MochaButterfly reviews
Ginny wakes up one morning and finds herself in a totally different world. The year is 1607, she's a Muggle, there are only few magical people in the world, she's an only child, she's betrothed to her worst enemy, and she's . . . a princess?!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,649 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/29/2002 - Published: 9/27/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Ask Uncle Monty by Baloo reviews
In need of a little extra cash, someone decides to start up an advice column. Overdone, yes... but hey, it’s still amusing.
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2002
Closet Space by Eileen reviews
What is it with women and closet space? Plenty, when the woman in question is . . . sorry, to say more would be to give it away.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/2/2001 - Complete
Home by Ms Starlight reviews
There's no place like home. Revised 9/09.
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2001 - Complete
Skyline by Anthony J reviews
On top of the Space Needle is a lonely place to be...the CORRECT version of the story, from Max's POV
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/12/2000 - Max - Complete
Don't Call Me Angel by is1bel reviews
Max's thoughts sometime between her going off on her motorcycle and going to see Logan. Rated PG for language.
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2000 - Complete
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The Eightfold Path reviews
You can't explain away every thought, action, behaviour, reaction, want, or need. Even if something seems like it may be a mistake at the time, it is no one's place to judge the path of another's life. Because you never know where it will lead. - I own nothing but the chicken scratch.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Max, Logan C./Eyes Only, Alec
Q, is for Quarantine reviews
An extension of Q from 'Alphabet Challenge'. Rated M for future chapters I guess. I don't own anything except the writing.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,018 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Max, Alec
Oblivate reviews
What happens when a spell goes wrong and Draco and Ginny end up together in a dream world? Read and find out. D/G AU fic. Rated T for current content. May change to M if the need arises. Insert generic 'I own nothing' disclaimer here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Dark Angel Drabble Diary reviews
A place for all my Dark Angel related drabbles, one-shots and shorts to live. M rating for potential evil brain. As always, I own nothing but the writing.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 8/13/2010
Missed Chances reviews
'Necessity rather than want. Like everything in their lives.' Buffy/Supernatural crossover - Faith/Dean. Complete : I don't own anything except the writing.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Faith L., Dean W. - Complete
Nocturnal Encounter reviews
A chance encounter. A night to remember. Buffy/Supernatural crossover - Faith/Dean. Reuploaded to fix site errors. Insert generic 'I own nothing' disclaimer here.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Faith L., Dean W.
Alphabet Challenge reviews
Go look at nickeldime17's 'From A to Z'. This is my take on her alphabet drabble challenge about Max and Alec. Insert obligatory 'don't own anything' disclaimer here. Re-uploading to fix site formating errors.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,875 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Alec, Max - Complete
Absurd reviews
They had covered his face. It seemed absurd to her. It looked absurd to her. The plain, grey jacket was a woman's, Max didn't know whose, and all it covered was his face. Oneshot. Character death. Reuploaded to fix site errors. Words are mine, that's all.
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Max, Logan C./Eyes Only - Complete
Forget Me Not reviews
Nothing to do with the flower, all to do with remembrance. Oneshot. Character death. Reuploaded to fix site errors. Insert generic 'I own nothing' disclaimer here.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Alec, Max - Complete
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