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Joined 02-12-09, id: 1836215, Profile Updated: 01-31-11
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Well, hello.

my fanfic addiction has progressed in almost the exact pattern as any other addiction.

it all started when my friend told me, in a laughing voice, 'do you know people publish stories on the internet where characters from books and movies do it and stuff?' I laughed and scrunched up my nose, slightly disgusted by the idea. weeks later, after a bottle of vodka, said friend and i decided to look into this phenomenon, and stumbled upon this very website. we browsed the available categories, looked at some harry/draco slash because it was funny, then stumbled our way over to a breaking dawn 'fade to black' story... we laughed, admitted that it was a little bit sexy, and closed the window. weeks later, in a moment of excruciating boredom, i found myself back on the page, on my own, and took the plunge, clicking on a link of a noncanon, all human story. from there, my addiction raged, until i was producing product of my own, becoming friends with other suppliers, and now -- well, here we are. i've escalated from enjoying the buzz of reading a good story to being consumed by the crushing, constant need for reviews, and let's face it - there's no going back once you reach that point, is there?

no one i come into contact with in my life knows i do this, but secretly, i absolutely adore this monkey on my back. and all of you, for reading my stories and feeding my addiction.

I now have a blog just ripe for the reading, and video-watching, and whatever else i put up there. I'm a very fickle thing.

Enjoy... or don't. I'm not your mother.

If that doesn't float your boat, twitter me sexy -

I also have one of these now, so ask away, about the fic, or anything else that may interest you:

Also, check this amazing banner jamiearkin made for 47 Days because it is amazeballs:

So, I think that's it.

I'll leave you with this though:

reviewers make better lovers. i'm not making that up, it's scientific fact.

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New Habits: Bad Habit, Book Two by AmeryMarie reviews
While Bella flees to NYC to escape her bad habits, Edward's left behind, clinging to his old habits. What will it take to make them realize some things are impossible to run from and some habits just can't be broken? Sequel to BH: Book 1. AH, Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 164,080 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Smutiversity by SmutSisters reviews
Have you ever tried to write a good lemon? It's not that easy. Plus, reading bad lemons kind of kills the horniness. So, we decided we need to practice our smut. And what better way is there, than to write a fic about writing smut? Rated M for... a lot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,764 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward
The Secret Changes within Bella Swan by SwedenSara reviews
Bella, who has been married to Edward for a few years, finds herself being someone she doesn't want to be. She wants this to change and takes a journey whithin herself to find the girl she used to be and the love she used to feel for Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,783 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hide In Plain Sight by FangMom reviews
Edward is an actor, hounded by paparazzi and fans. His financial advisor Jacob invites Edward to stay with him and his family in Houston. Can Edward hide in plain sight and will his relationship with Jacob's wife Bella tear a close-knit family apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 266,336 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Habit: Book One by AmeryMarie reviews
Bella has a bad habit. She's been secretly involved, and secretly in love, w/her friends brother for yrs. Will she ever admit her love or will misunderstandings, interfering friends & betrayal help her kick the habit? AH/OOC, MATURE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 235,518 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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47 Days reviews
Bella and Edward had never met until they spent 47 days in hell together. They can trust no one, except for each other. Now they're home, and trying to heal as they fight for the normality they always took for granted. Lang/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 109,074 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Wait reviews
Entry for the Beyond The Pale Contest. Bella lived her life in the shadow of her older sister, Alice... even when she found the one man she'd ever love. "I love you... but she's my wife."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Lies reviews
Overly confident but naive 19-year-old Bella meets a charming but secretly married 31-year-old Edward. When she finds herself swept into his life, she's in for a lot more than she bargained for. If only she could walk away. E/R, E/B, Lang, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,676 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete