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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I'm 26, I'm a girl. Nuff about me.


Don't tell me you're on this site and you haven't read Wide Awake yet?

What do you mean No?

~clutches pearls~

You jest!


My friend, MujerN, writes Ruthless and Ivory. I was promised many lemons...


Check out this author: Erotillectual. The way she writes -- it just blows me away.

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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21256 - Favs: 11,720 - Follows: 7,458 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14747 - Favs: 7,356 - Follows: 7,033 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Misadventures of Daisy and Swirl by m81170 reviews
"Daisy bit her lip and nodded, trying hard not to audibly moan. The way Swirl wielded his hammer rendered her speechless." For the moments that boring, young geeks and social pariahs share - snapshots from Swirl and Daisy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fox Fire by WoodLily reviews
"My prey had become beautiful to me. The pain of that realization stung worse than venom ever could." Edward's "Twilight". Canon-compliant AU after 'The Meadow'. Plot detours and missing moments. The slow burn begins with the flight to Alaska. *UPDATE 2/12/14: Chapter 36: MEA CULPA, has been posted. Thank you for reading!*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 211,249 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Ruthless and Ivory by MujerN reviews
The full story to the Red Ribbon assassin-Finalist to Tattward and Inkella Contest: She finds every corpse he hides. She follows every trail he leaves behind. A ribbon. A clue. A crime. She doesn't know he'll do anything to keep her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 266,847 - Reviews: 2028 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fill My Little World by Hongkongphooey reviews
After two disastrous relationships Bella Swan swore off men forever and threw herself into her work. Until one day she agreed to do a favour for a friend. Her quiet world is about to be turned upside down. AH set in England
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,649 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5953 - Favs: 3,976 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20124 - Favs: 13,019 - Follows: 5,417 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Bringing Up Baby by Erotillectual reviews
NO BABY, just newborn Bella dealing with the highs and lows of being a vampire and the youngest member of the Cullen family, with the help of her new siblings. And unlike in the books, she doesn't have an easy time of it. (AU, canon couples. Part of the "Captive" verse, but totally stands alone.)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,570 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14504 - Favs: 11,782 - Follows: 5,439 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dom next door by saritat reviews
On HIATUS. AU-Human. Bella adored the older boy next door, Edward, never knowing he was or became a dom. Edward can't forget the subservient girl next door whom he cannot possibly have...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 52,304 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
This Buried Life by Emmanuelle Nathan reviews
Bella Swan is content with her career and her new life in London but feels that there is still something missing. Will a chance encounter with sinister yet intriguing stranger hold the answer to what she truly desires? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,708 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 2,678 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella
Lions Eat Lambs by Raggdolly reviews
A camping expedition goes awry when Bella's friends disappear. While searching for them, she stumbles upon the manor of Edward Cullen, unaware that she is about to become a pawn in his dangerous game - a game she can't afford to lose. AU/OOC/V&H. Outtakes included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,540 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smooth Criminal by Erotillectual reviews
An elusive, possessive thief with a dark side that runs deep. An FBI agent on a quest for answers that explain the mysterious bond they share. A web of manipulation and deceit extending far beyond the two of them. In a word, fireworks. AH, mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,366 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14560 - Favs: 10,493 - Follows: 7,859 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,718 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Lessons in Forbidden Love by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
We always want what we can't have, but their love was so much more than temptation. What do you do when you fall in love with a student? That's the question Edward has to ask himself as he falls for his favorite student, Bella. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,461 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 2,115 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6605 - Favs: 4,295 - Follows: 3,182 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Karma by Tori Masen-Cullen reviews
Billionaire CEO Edward Cullen knew quiet Pre-K teacher Bella Swan in H/S but age difference and his choice of lifestyle kept him from pursuing her. Bella comes back into his live twelve years later under extreme circumstances will he get his chance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,708 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Bella, Edward
Say Hello, Wave Goodbye by afmtoo reviews
Up and coming movie star Edward Cullen has a life-changing encounter at the premiere of his latest film. What will it mean for his career and for the women in his life? AH AU OOC. Rated M for language, content and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,894 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3857 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 4,411 - Follows: 4,533 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3674 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6543 - Favs: 5,759 - Follows: 3,509 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14409 - Favs: 7,368 - Follows: 5,301 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12348 - Favs: 9,272 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,771 - Follows: 3,263 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8893 - Favs: 7,362 - Follows: 4,865 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Monster and I by beautifulyes reviews
A darker romance. Searching for balance and trust, Edward and Bella negotiate a tangled web of sex, blood, secrets, kink, and demons from the past. NOT CANON-STYLE VAMPIRES. Very, very AU. Much lemons, violence, and dark and dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 4978 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 3,159 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Oh, Inverted World by DeviKalika reviews
Edward is a tortured soul with a dark past at St. Teresa's Catholic Academy in Port Angeles. What happens when he meets a girl who turns his world upside down? AU-All Human. Rated for language and graphic adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Just Like Them by twoquestionmarks reviews
UNFINISHED: I've realised it's been 2 years since I updated and it's become painfully obvious that I'm just not going to be able to finish this story. I've tried to break out of the writer's block rut, but it hasn't worked. No time/motivation anymore. I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE STORY UP AS IT IS, UNFINISHED, INDEFINITELY, SO I WILL TAKE IT DOWN SOON. I'M SORRY. SEE PROFILE FOR MORE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,182 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Just Like Chocolate by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Winner Slash/Backslash One Shot Contest. Jasper reminisces about his life with Edward, the texture of buttercream, and the capacity to love. AH. Rated M. Explicit sexual content. Additional outtakes will appear at random intervals.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,453 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14209 - Favs: 15,204 - Follows: 8,263 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spectre of the Past by KristenLynn reviews
Black Balloon O/S contest entry. The honeymoon didn't go as planned, and Bella is bitter and resentful. For Edward, there is only one means of escape. But even if he takes it, will he ever be free from the spectre of his past? Angst. PostEclipse AU/canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,776 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence by Missypooh reviews
It's 4 years after Edward leaves Bella. There are no werewolves. Bella & Jake were never more than friends. Bella has grown up, graduated from College, has a boyfriend & is moving back to Seattle to attend Law School when her path crosses Edward's. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,122 - Reviews: 3555 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4256 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3855 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
The Lord and The Lady by hidingthetruthbehindamask reviews
The Lord and The Lady is on hiatus from now on due to the fact I am snowed under with coursework. I am not finished with this story and I promise I will finish this story whenever I get chance- Hanabella Louise 25/2/12
Crossover - Doctor Who & Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - 10th Doctor, Morgana
Take A Little Trip by KristenLynn reviews
3rd place GSC o/s, being continued. NOW COMPLETE. In high school, geeky Edward tutored popular Bella. It ended badly. Four years later, Edward reappears in one of grad student Bella's classes. Both have changed. A lot. Will it be enough? AU/AH,OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,946 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6186 - Favs: 5,335 - Follows: 5,363 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5846 - Favs: 6,116 - Follows: 4,839 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4486 - Favs: 5,521 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12466 - Favs: 7,047 - Follows: 3,453 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Inevitable by lilly9999 reviews
An accident prevents Bella from moving to Forks her junior year of high school. As she prepares to start college in Seattle, to finally bond with her father, will she still meet Edward and the Cullens? Is their story just inevitable? AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,007 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ars Moriendi by vanilladoubleshot reviews
Edward and Bella thought they would have forever. Instead, Edward is teaching Bella a ghostly lesson in ars moriendi... "the art of dying." AU; mixed POV; lemons; MCD at onset. Some mild/dream-state DubCon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl with a Red Umbrella by justaskalice reviews
Co-Written w/ spanglemaker9. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose’s letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 160,699 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Forks by nowforruin reviews
Story picks up right after Bella jumps in New Moon. Alice actually listened to Edward and didn't see Bella, and Edward never goes to Volterra. Yet with Bella alive and well in Forks, how long is this separation really going to last? AU, mild OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 133,928 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 3,348 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel reviews
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,525 - Reviews: 4745 - Favs: 2,328 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Isabella by wtvoc reviews
He said "always". She wasn't so sure. All-human. M for language. All the usual angst applies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,153 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 2,842 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6369 - Favs: 8,677 - Follows: 4,010 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,988 - Reviews: 2355 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Mark Upon My Life by theladyingrey42 reviews
There is still a small shock and burst of pride in me when I realize what has happened. What I have allowed him to do to me. That I have allowed him to mark me." Entry for Slash/BackSlash contest. D/s, ExJ, AU/AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Isle Esme by vixen1836 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yoga Master by mskathy reviews
Over-worked, stressed, single dad Jasper decides to take yoga. Alice turns him into a long, lean, peaceful, muscled man. Late one night after a breakthrough yoga session, things get intense. Lemons, AU-H.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2411 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Red Ribbon by MujerN reviews
He is infamous. Everyone knows about the terrorizing murderer who leaves behind bloody scenes and corpses at night while everyone sleeps. Bella, a journalist, investigates and finds her fear turning dangerously into love. One-Shot: Tattward&InkellaContest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
The Darkness Within by Littlechoo reviews
The Cullen family have moved to the small, narrow-minded town of Forks. Immediately the rumours begin. A gang of local teenagers start to taunt and spy on the family, but when one of the gang disappears, things take a sinister turn. Horror. AU/OOC. E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
begrudged by wtvoc reviews
AU. forget everything they told you about true love. sometimes, everything they tell you is a well-intentioned lie. by WTVOC and JANDCO.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,622 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One More Thing You Want To End by HumanShield reviews
Twilight Alternate Ending. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,551 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Edward - Complete
We the Forgotten by HumanShield reviews
Prologue. "When they were coming to get me, you promised me that I could leave. I never trusted you, but the way you said it....I believed you. You promised and I believed you."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Bella
The Valediction by HumanShield reviews
Entry for LES FEMMES NOIRES ONE-SHOT CONTEST. Post-Breaking Dawn. EPOV. The consequences of forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,948 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diary of a Dead Man by ineedyoursway reviews
ONE SHOT. AU. Exploratory surgery into the soul of a darker Edward Cullen. ExB. darkward contest submission
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Green Eyes and Lullabies by dandyvamp reviews
Bella Swan has a cataclysmic experience in a bar with a complete stranger. He abandons her just after, but left her with much more of himself than she bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
To Desire by Erestellea reviews
Edward enrolls in Forks High after hunting humans. For the first time in his existence, he craves a human's body more than her blood. Will he realize that Bella is the girl of his dreams, or will his lust get in the way? Very detailed, Lemons, BxE love!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Memory in Blood by araeo reviews
AU. Edward is an unapologetic "recycler" of the scum of the human population. But when his plan is suddenly ruined by the appearance of a certain brunette, his world is changed irrevocably. **Third place - "In The Dark Contest." E/B. Dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,490 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 135 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lunière by siDEADde reviews
TW/MS Alice's POV. Canon "Where Jasper and I were halves of the same whole, Edward and I were the same half. We understood each other more than the family understood us."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,720 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Alice, Edward
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
LOST and LOST 2 by edwardsoul reviews
Lost 1-7 years later Edward comes back. Bella's a tough NYC girl who vows to take down C-Corp. What happens when she learns who owns C-Corp? LOST 2- Simmons is introduced to a female vampire.He's dated many beautiful women,what happens when me meets her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,504 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 10/13/2007
Imperfect Contrition by EZRocksAngel reviews
Decades after Bella's change, Bella and Edward finally discuss the difficulties with their marriage when faced with a version of their former selves. AU, Alternate Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I've Been Looking For You by cdunbar reviews
Bella is a graduate student in Seattle when she runs into Edward, who teaches at the same college. What will she do when she hits it off with Edward, only to have a former love come back into her life? AH, Canon. *ON HIATUS til Resident Geek is finished*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,792 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
De Anima by Audeamus-Amor reviews
A story of love and duty, family and deception...! A mercenary ... A girl... A murder... A romance? A Different Kind of Twilight, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,528 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Mutual Assent by cdunbar reviews
Short, fluffy ExB one-shot. Nothing more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
The Perfect Name by hit-the-duckies reviews
Why do only four family members get representation in the demonspawn's name? That just ain't right.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Primal Desires by Velvet Blood Roses reviews
What if Edward let go of his inhibitions? What if Edward was more sultry, and by God what if Bella responded! Co-authored by "My-Bella".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,588 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 3,283 - Follows: 573 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Will Never Touch You Like This by Edward the Dark Angel reviews
WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 199 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vicissitudes by Twilightzoner reviews
What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3536 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Chance Encounter by Niamh929 reviews
Bella meets a new friend whom she feels like she's known forever. [My first fanfic]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
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Red Corn Poppy reviews
Killing Bella, as justified as it was, brings unexpected ramifications. AU. Very dark.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Edward, Esme
What Kept Us Apart reviews
AH/AU/OOC - Suddenly, a thought came casually strolling along inside his head. It sat itself on a cozy red couch, and it offered one simple sentence, “What have you got to lose?” - M for language. J&A,E&B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete