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Joined 02-13-09, id: 1836595, Profile Updated: 01-20-13
Author has written 2 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, and Beauty and the Beast, 2012.

Hi, everyone!

My name is Colleen, and if you couldn't tell, I am a photographer, and a mom.

I really wanted to beta more than write, so I decided to take my favorite romance novel, replace everyone with different characters, and make it my own.

I claim responsibility for 95 of all snark, and any suckage.

Reviews are great, and like crack, but not required.

So, apparantly FF felt the need to delete my stories. That's fine. I am going to re-post them. If they delete it again. I will start posting on tumblr and AO3.

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170 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
170 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not to sell inaccurate maps of Hogwarts to the first years,' and 'I will not get Hermione Granger drunk.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,741 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Survival by cranapplepye reviews
When the elves find out about Trent's involvement in saving the Ever After, curing the Rosewood babies and that he is capable of giving the world whole new generations of day walking demons, it lands both Trent and Rachel in more than a little hot water. They must work together if they are to survive, but sometimes survival is a pretty tall order. (Slight Supernatural crossover).
Hollows, Kim Harrison - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,560 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Rachel Morgan, Trent Kalamack
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The Cop and the Coffee Girl reviews
Here's an A/U about a cop and a coffee girl. Rated M for Language, Violence, and Incredibly VULGAR and GRAPHIC ADULT SITUATIONS! Do NOT say I didn't warn you . Story ganked from friend and twisted for my own perverse pleasure. Mwa ha ha.
Beauty and the Beast, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,964 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Vincent K., Catherine C.
The Meeting Place reviews
A tempting one-shot about two strangers in a bar. E/S AH. Rated M for serious lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Eric, Sookie