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Author has written 6 stories for Bleach, Naruto, Eureka Seven, Digimon, and Claymore.

yo whats up my name is deadw8 and in working on some naruto and bleach fics and i just posted a bleach

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The 100 Laws of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good chuckle.

#1) Law of Metaphysical Irregularity - The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2) Law of Differential Gravitation - Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3) Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics - In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4) Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion - In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5) Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion - The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves; Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6) Law of Temporal Variability - Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7) First Law of Temporal Mortality – “Good Guys” and “Bad Guys” both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.
Note: Sometimes, Anime heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in “Malletspace” or something...

#8) Second Law of Temporal Mortality - It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the “Bad Guys” are killed so quickly they don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9) Law of Dramatic Emphasis - Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10) Law of Dramatic Multiplicity - Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a “Good Guy” kicks the “Bad Guy” in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11) Law of Inherent Combustibility - Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary: Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary: Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12) Law of Phlogistatic Emission - Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13) Law of Energetic Emission - There is always an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14) Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude - The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary: Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also known as the A-Ko phenomenon...

#15) Law of Inexhaustibility - No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and/or unconscious.

#16) Laws of Inverse Accuracy - The accuracy of a “Good Guy” when operating any form of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the “Bad Guys” when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases (Also known as the Storm Trooper Effect).
Example: A “Good Guy” in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of “Bad Guys” firing on a “Good Guy” standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary: The more “Bad Guys” there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary: Whenever a “Good Guy” is faced with insurmountable odds, the “Bad Guys” line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary: Whenever a “Good Guy” is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the “Good Guy” from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary: The more times the “Bad Guy” fires, the fewer times he will hit.

#17) Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability - Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs to get out more.)

#18) Law of Hemoglobin Capacity - the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19) Law of Demonic Consistency - Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work just as well...

#20) Law of Militaristic Unreliability - Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.
First Corollary: Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21) Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22) Law of Inconsequential Undetectability - People never notice the little things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23) Law of Juvenile Intellectuality - Children are smarter than adults. And almost twice as annoying...

#24) Law of Americanthromorphism - Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny “Bad Guy” or a big stupid “Good Guy”.
First Corollary: The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect).
Second Corollary: The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors (true).
Third Corollary: Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome “Good Guys”. (Best corollary ever! Canada kicks ass!)

#25) Law of Mandibular Proportionality - The size of a person’s mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26) Law of Feline Mutation - Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) Be female.
2) Will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) Wear as little clothing as possible, if any (a definite plus).
4) Rare would this apply to male half-cat/half-human mutations (though they exist out there).

#27) Law of Conservation of Firepower - Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used as a last resort.

#28) Law of Technological User-Benevolence - The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29) Law of Melee Luminescence - Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for “Good Guys” and red for “Bad Guys”. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30) Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism - All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31) Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability - Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32) Law of Follicular Permanence - Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#33) Law of Nothingness - There is no Law #33... I think.

#34) Law of Probable Attire - Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability): All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability): Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence): The clothing on the hero is indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows, or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice attack... Unless it's a hentai... it is believed that the clothes are made out of Anime Character hair. (Re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35) Law of Musical Omnipotence - Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more “simple things”, such examples would be like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36) Law of Quintupular Agglutination - Also called “The Five-man Rule”, when “Good Guys” group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37) Law of Extradimensional Capacitance - All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (also known as The Hammer Rule): The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38) Law of Hydrostatic Emission - Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39) Law of Inverse Attraction - Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary: Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40) Law of Nasal Sanguination - When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get erections (no that occurs in H-manga sometimes), nope, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes mean smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds (though it’s very rare), but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41) Law of Xylolaceration - Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42) Law of Juvenile Omnipotence - Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43) Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia - There is no Law #43.

#44) Law of Nominative Clamovocation - The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45) Law of Uninterruptable Metamorphosis - Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any “Bad Guys” witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it (unless they’re smart to try an action but then again such an action doesn’t exist much).

#46) Law of Flimsy Incognition - Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47) Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission - All anime characters seem to have some unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48) Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism - If you get electrocuted or burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later, your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary: When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame, wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s) to be standing in the “Walking Against the Wind” stance, with his/her eyes shut and letting out a pathetic “Aaaaagh!”, and yet they are never harmed. This may be in part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49) Law of Female Wrath - If a male character insults a female character, he will get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor"). This is because he always deserves it, and will help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff, Sniff)

#50) Law of Artistic Perversion - Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter). Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression...

#51) Law of Uninterruptable Nominative Clamovocation - This law is a mixture of Laws 44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any “Bad Guys” witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the “Dragon Slave Phenomenon”)

#52) Law of Telepathic Obliviousness - Most of the time, some Anime characters (usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC! The reasons for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53) Law of Chromatic Diversity - Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54) Law of Old Man Comic Relief - Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise-mouthed dirty old man, alien, or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary: If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid, etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying pan or something.

#55) Law of the Wise Old Man - Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56) Law of Omnipotent Unreliability - Any “Bad Guy” with Omnipotent powers/weapons will never use those powers/weapons against the “Good Guy” until it is too late.
First Corollary: All “Bad Guys” suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome which require all “Bad Guys” to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use it against the “Good Guy”.
Second Corollary: No “Bad Guy” may use any new, secret, or superior military device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
b) The control device being taken by the “Good Guy”.
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just fooled by the “Good Guy”.
d) The “Bad Guy” has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57) Law of Minimum Corneal Volume - Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman...

#58) Law of Electrical Charges in Hair - Hair attracts electricity in abundance, resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me look.

b) A negative charge will result in the hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59) Law of Ammunition Accuracy - When there are multiple types of ammunition available (paintballs, speaker pods) non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate when compared to “standard” or “lethal” shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7 for speaker pods)

#60) Law of Active Female Attraction - In a comedy series, a male character’s attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them. (Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61) Law of Sweat Pore Variability - When a person is embarrassed, caught in an awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract, except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single drop could fill a Big Gulp from a 7-11 shop.

#62) The Law of Inverse Training Time - A person who has been training for 3 years is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63) Law of Needs to Few and Many - The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few... of even the one.

#64) Law of Bad Humor - Whenever someone says something that is intended to be funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall. (The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65) Law of Extreme Anger - Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the guy’s face so hard that it changes shape (see law #49).

#66) Law of Differentiated Gravitation - The following occur:
First Corollary: If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least 500 km of any gravity source) of the entity “jumping”.
Second Corollary” The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb. of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a “Bad Guy”. Then the law exhibits a mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67) Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension - In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does not happen, the “Bad Guy” inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68) Law of Coercive Vehicular Control - No matter how complex or well defined the control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary: Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary: It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not always apply to “Bad Guy” characters, or “Good Guy” characters in situations where the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69) Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension - In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the “Bad Guy” usually come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70) Law of The Rushing Background Effect - Whenever something dramatic occurs, a survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in slow motion.

#71) Law of Interdimensional Hammers - Whenever a female character witnesses a male character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (See Laws # 37, 49, and 65)

#72) Law of Instant Band-Aids - Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73) Law of Universal Edge Defense - Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly past the defender (Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime).

#74) Law of Intractable Sanity - There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and exposition)
b) Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a position to ravish beautiful girls, or...
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75) Law of Celestial Body Control - At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76) Law of Aura of Forgetfulness - Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77) Law of Cool Hair Factor - The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78) Law of Inverse Coping - Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with it.

#79) Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability - The Myth that certain martial arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just doesn’t work in real life...

#80) Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics - If a captain of any type of ship is male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole (horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81) Law of Shades/Coolness Factor - Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you’re normally a klutz.

#82) Law of Hentai Plot - The proper response to any change in the plotline of a Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83) Law of Understatement - Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible.
First Corollary: Any “Bad Guy” stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he is wrong and will invariably be toasted.

#84) Law of Dormant Powers - Anytime a hero is somehow out powered and/or outclassed by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85) Law of Style Coefficient - In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (See Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86) Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor - Whenever the villain actually succeeds in beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won against the “Good Guy” because they’re EVIL! They usually get so cocky they tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack. Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toasted.

#87) Law of Tableware Nonexistence - There IS no spoon.

#88) Law of Goofy Turn-Ons - In Hentai, ordinary pedestrian objects sometimes have the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water, rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89) Law of Penile Variance - All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90) Law of Hentai Female Characteristics - All Hentai women have the following characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91) Law of Vaginal Variance - Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive vagina.

#92) Law of Hero Identification - All heroes are introduced by way of appearance while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them introducing themselves.

#93) Law of Cute Mascots - Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary: If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, which would be found with a hero of the male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94) Law of The Force - Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95) Law of Naughty Tentacles - All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary: Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is, but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary: Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary: Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96) Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage begins to occur.
First Corollary: A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko Thing")

#97) Law of Healing - Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect")

#98) Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics - All ships, either waterborne or spaceborne, has the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobic-ness
7) Emotionless (Uchiha Sasuke would be counted in this position.)

#99) Law of Sparkles - Whenever a character of the main character’s interest appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love. No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100) Law of Anime Events - Much like the WWE (and other forms of Pro Wrestling), anything and everything can happen.

This was created by Insane Advocate and his two friends, as well as gatherings from various internet sources in order to help others understand the things that happen in anime (and manga). And so, to help others understand anime, after you have read this, if you wish you may copy and paste this to your profile. Thank you.

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Crimson Dragon by Jbana23 reviews
Naruto the Crimson Dragon discovers he is the twin brother of Bloom.
Crossover - Naruto & Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 1/8
True Power by blackmage7536 reviews
Power beyond your imagining, how do you cope with such power? Why by teamwork of course, at least that is what Naruto is counting on. Naruto Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 181,041 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Kurenai Y., Anko M.
A Jinchuuriki's Tale by DemonicLove555 reviews
Naruto returns from his four year training and couldn't be happier, when he and Ino go on an escort mission something changes in Naruto as he awakens his Lost Clan's Bloodline Abilities. Will he be able to protect the one he loves or die trying?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 57,828 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Konoha's Mistake by blade4228 reviews
At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 289,328 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 3,644 - Follows: 3,146 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Naruto vs Sasuke: The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 69 - Words: 819,536 - Reviews: 5701 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
Sinister Chakra by williams5505 reviews
The night the Kyuubi attacked Konoha, Madara accompanied it, hoping to destroy the village once and for all. However, the Yondaime's jutsu sealed Madara into Naruto as well. Naruto, cursed with a chakra even more sinister than the Kyuubi's itself, must now challenge a rising Akatsuki, and determine what path to justice and peace is the right one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 328,813 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Arthur & Selenia by Alex Clock reviews
After the 3 movies Arthur and Selenia get married and go on there honeymoon. WARNING: RATED M FOR PEOPLE 18 AND OLDER.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Naruto Dragon Champion by Freedom Guard reviews
Two powerful swords from another world...forged by two Dragon Lords and their kind, one side who serve the light...another who serve the darkness, lands in the world of Naruto after a powerful battle. A new warrior class is born...the Dragon Champions
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 686,425 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Naruto U.
The Sound of Love by swords of dawn reviews
Before his death, The Third Hokage managed to save one of Orochimaru's sacrifice's, but was he mistaken in doing so, or will it be one of the best things he has ever done. Rated M as it starts off as NarutoxKin, eventually TayuyaxNarutoxKinxharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,063 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The King of Games by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Naruto fails to become a ninja and leaves Konoha for the world beyond the mists. He finds that things are ruled by the heart of the cards and he works to become the king of games. Naruto/Tea pairing. Naruto/Rin family Yu-Gi-Oh x-over.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,885 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Anzu M., Naruto U.
Heart of a Demon by David Jaxon reviews
After 8 years of struggle, Naruto finally accomplishes his most important mission. And now he has to deal with the aftermath. Check Profile for Status.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,364 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Our Eyes Are the Same by DarkElite24 reviews
The suffering and pain bring together those with lifeless eyes, which the only thing they have is each other. NaruHina plus other pairs I feel like making. PLEASE READ THE LAST CHAPTER !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 2,425 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Golden Eyes by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
After being rejected for training by Kakashi, Naruto rages away from Konoha. He discovers something. It is not a bloodline nor a gift but an accident. It is an accident that will allow Naruto to destroy his enemies. Simply put, Naruto now has Golden Eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,579 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Beauty and the Kyubi: A NaruHina Love Story by dragonbeast99 reviews
Hinata is depreesed that she didn't get a chance to tell Naruto how she felt about him before he left the village. But 3 years later she has now found the courage to and Naruto is about to feel something he never dreamed he would. But a new threat is born
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 536,659 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 13075 - Favs: 15,955 - Follows: 13,254 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dragon Rage by Whisper In the Wind89 reviews
-Sequel to 40 Years ago- Tatsuki and Ichigo enter the summer looking forward to having fun with their friends and enjoying the relaxing vacation. Little do they know, something from within is awakening. Now, the two race against the clock to stop this inner demon from awakening and causing unspeakable amounts of destruction including the loss of their own lives.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,218 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A.
Dokushu, The Poison Master by Kairomaru reviews
What if Uzumaki Naruto wasn't such a hyperactive child? What if he focused his energy into studying a type of jutsu rarely used in the shinobi world. What if he had a kekkei genkai that made said jutsu stronger than ever? Bloodline!Naruto NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,966 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 2,742 - Follows: 2,513 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U.
After the pain by Legilmyth reviews
Naruto finds Temari beaten and raped he saves her life and tries to help her get over the ordeal. But Naruto is hiding a pain of his own that could get in the way of him helping.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 258,635 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Immortal Death by Jade Surro reviews
"Hi, my name is Melody Darby. I am 16 years old, and I live with my sister, Mara, and my mom, Miko Darby, in Dannaka, Montana. My dad used to be in the military, but he was killed in action. My mom never talks about him. Some times I wonder if there is more to Mom's past than she lets on, though." I do not own Transformers Prime.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,459 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Miko N., Jack D.
A ninja's life by paty-san5 reviews
Okay Naruto is twelve but he is more mature than the anime, though the story follows its normal path. Naruto will have to make friends and trust them if he wants to survive all the dangers and obstacles that wait for him if he wants to be the greatest Hok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 211,529 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Wars by Geor-sama reviews
There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Naruto: Demon's Path by Scribe of the Apocalypse reviews
A six-year-old Naruto taps into the Kyuubi to save Hinata from a cloud-nin who is being helped by Mizuki. Events force him to flee the village and he eventually apprentices under 'The Demon of Mist' Zabuza.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 698,326 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 1,901 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Young Justice: Arashikage by Namikaze09 reviews
Naruto won the battle but lost everything in the process. On death's door,Madara used the last of his strength and sent Naruto to a dimension where heroes and villans clash and a place where he can start a new life. .
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,710 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Naruto U., Jade N./Cheshire
Naruto the Overlord by Mr. NSFL reviews
"Through hatred, a ruler is born, through deception, an Overlord is born" NarutoxOverlord, Dark Evil Sadistic Manipulative Naruto, NaruHarem, Death, Lemons, OOC, AU, Sasuke and Kakashi Bashing. DISCONTINUED AND BEING RE-WRITTEN!
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,453 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hive king Naruto by Chooch77 reviews
Naruto finds more than he bargained for in the forbidden scroll and gains an unexpected hitchhiker in him. Harem! Strong Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Naruto U., Elena V.
Requiem of a Demon by DanielNieves reviews
Naruto is attacked on his ninth birthday, just as Itachi kills his clan. Bereft of his dreams, Itachi helps Naruto for his own purposes, changing everything as we know it. Sharingan wielding Naruto, Naru/Yugito. Possible Jir/Tsu later chapters. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,904 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Konoha's Ace of Knaves by Fan of Fanfics reviews
At age five, Naruto is left for dead in a barrel of wastes from a Chemical and poison factory that supplies poisons for Shinobi. When he gets out, he gets a new outlook on life, and a new look all together. Slight Crossover with DC universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto's True Nindo by Kyuubi123 reviews
Naruto has failed the genin exam for the second time when a mysterious man gives him some advice that will change the future of naruto as we know it. Naru/hina others pairings are not definite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 375,480 - Reviews: 3355 - Favs: 3,556 - Follows: 2,049 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Nine Tailed Shark by Jd-103 reviews
After being mortally wounded, Kisame sends a scroll filled with all of his jutsu and Samehada with one of his shark summons. Soon the shark finds a person worthy enough to be Kisame's succesor in Naruto Uzuamki, the Nine-tailed fox's host. Naruto/Tenten UP FOR ADOPTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,099 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
Timeless by Lightning Ink reviews
Three years become seven. Naruto is back! Anything is possible with enough time, money, and high explosives. Anything. Are you ready? AU, OC, OCC. Powerful Naruto, others will get powerup, NaruHina, being rewritten to bring up to present standards.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 181,160 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Justice and Will by flamingmagnum reviews
Naruto's home is destroyed by Tobi, but a green ring saves him from the chaos. With his home destroyed he goes to sector 2814. His life forever changed how will he handle dealing with the young heroes.
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 185 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Descendent of Revan by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto is being chased at the age of 5 and stumbles upon the Namikaze Estate in the process. In the process, he meets his ancestors holocrons taking the form known as...Namikaze Reven.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,623 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Golden Interference by Nelo Akuma reviews
DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 258,881 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Rukia's Child by Fictionstv reviews
Rukia's pregnancy divides Soul Society Shinigami and risks the existence of Karakura Town. Ichigo pledges to protect her with his life, but will it be enough against Aizen's Arrancar armies and a wrathful Commander Yamamoto? Is one life worth it? IchXRuk
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,516 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Hinata's Guardian by RasenganFin reviews
The day of the HyugaCloud conflict Naruto befriends Hinata. Later that night Hinata is kidnapped, when Naruto finds the kidnapper he saves Hinata, but in doing so he awakens a powerful force. NaruXHina SasuXSaku Other pairings inside. Officially I created the original Himawari Uzumaki so I'm adding her to the roster.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 250,526 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Himawari U.
Thirteen moms and dads by Dance-of-the-waves reviews
When trying to get rid of Ichigo's hollow he is give a "cure."The pill backfires changing Ichigo into a child with no memory of the past and the captians are left to take care of him. Too bad they know nothing about kids. First story
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Ichigo K.
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 2943 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Spider's Web by Rebunanta reviews
Naruto is sent to the Soul Eater universe by Kyuubi just before death. Watch as Naruto, the buki professor, teaches Maka and the others at Shibusen while trying not to get drawn in to the fighting. Naruto/Arachne.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,604 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Naruto U., Arachne G.
Bleach: Armagedon by DivineDemon 99 reviews
Ichigo and the gang have just defeated Aizen. But now they have bigger things to worry about, The King of the Hollows. Now Ichigo must learn about his role in an ancient prophecy before it's too late.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,254 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Unwanted Change by ErinTheSalsa reviews
Throughout the course of Ichigo's life, he's lost so much. Slowly, he's been able to put things back together, and he gained strength along the way. What will he do when everything he loves is put in danger? IchiTats around chapter 15
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,559 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A.
Foxfish by Gomjibar22 reviews
Orochimaru captured Naruto when he was little and put him through the same transformation as Isaribi, this is how his life would be different. Naruto X Isaribi -has been adopted by BladeMaster Zangetsumaru under the title of "Aquatic Kitsune"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,663 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Naruto U., Isaribi - Complete
My Heart's Lavender Eyes by Naruto's overseer reviews
NaruHina. Is really a Romance/Comedy/Angst/Suspense/Adventure. It is a hilarious story of Naruto's life after he becomes Chunnin. It starts just after the beginning of the Shippuden series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 396,767 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Fox among the Hounds by Nightrain and Brownstone reviews
What if Naruto was raised by the Inuzuka family? What misadventures could stem from such an upbringing? Competent!/Inuzuka!Naruto. Partial AU/AT. There will be NaruHina and other pairings. Final chapter up! Series complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 180,892 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Memories by TheGreatHibiki reviews
Sakura asked Ino to use her clan jutsu to learn the secret of Naruto's solid henge transformations, and when she does, Ino learns just how fragile his world really is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,732 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Naruto's Father by Theteacher reviews
The Third steps in for Minato Namikaze when the Kyuubi attacks. One change leaves nothing the same. Follow Naruto unaware of the demon within him and guided down the dark path of the shinobi by his father's light. NarutoxIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 119,004 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Bear clan by Thaw0mp reviews
Naruto beaten and almost killed gets out of konoha and finds a cave in the forest where he finds a animal contract scroll. guess which animal it is! Also he learns quickly... No pairings as of now but maybe later T on for safety FIRST FIC... Dead Story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,175 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Death of A Demon, Birth of A by Mr. Red Hex reviews
People say death is only the beginning, and for Naruto that statement happens to be infinitely true considering he now is the container to all of greatest Demon Lord's chakra. However no told him of the price that came with it. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,036 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Naruto Jaggerjack by Vlad Dracula the Impaler reviews
At the age of six Naruto was killed by a mob. Grimmjow soon appeared on the sceen and killed the villages. What will happen when Grimmjow decides to stay in the human world and take care of the blonde jinchuuriki?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,259 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U., Grimmjow J.
naruto of the salamander by ryu no tenshi reviews
snake fic. it was the same old same old untill he met a lizard. little did he know that this lizard will start his legend. narutoxharem. dont read if your under 18
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U.
Fox of Konoha by CrazyLikeArt reviews
The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events* *abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,283 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U.
NaruHina, a love story by TheElly929 reviews
Basically a NaruHina relationship. Will Hinata, the shy girl that Naruto, the older #1 hyperactive ninja knew for a long time get married to her or will they break apart? You'll have to find out about that in the story. Rated M as soon as I hit lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,985 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Warrior Of the Mist by beast keeper 9 reviews
He was found alone untill he was saved and raised to be a warrior. NaruxHina but not untill the Shippuden and though if I do They will be some Sasuke bashing for the simple reason it is hard to make him nice sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 138,474 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Son of the Kyuubi by Dzero9 reviews
Honoring the Yondaime, The Kyuubi no Yoko raises Naruto as his own son. NaruHina, SasufemHaku, ItaAya, others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,952 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Yu Yu Hakusho Files Rewritten by AlbanNeji reviews
Hello AlbanNeji Here with a new story. Yu yu Hakusho crossover with Naruto mostly Botan centred though it starts off at were Yusuke has to capture Rando. Disclaimer i do Not Own Yu YU Hakusho or Naruto please read and review hope you enjoy.Botan/Hiei?
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,807 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Botan, Naruto U. - Complete
A Mother's Love: Fire and Blood by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to conquer and rule Konoha. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,073 - Reviews: 3522 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 2955 - Favs: 2,802 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Stranger Than Fiction by Ghostface211 reviews
Ichigo/Tatsuki AU. A story about how Bleach might have been had Ichigo and a certain childhood friend had been a little closer before Rukia shows up...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,710 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A.
Koumajutsu by Tsubasa Kya reviews
When Sasuke returns to Konoha, he is placed under the charge of Naruto. Naruto finds out who his parents were but only has more questions. Who are the Yobidasu, what is a Summoner, and where does Orochimaru and Akatsuki fit in? InuNaru xover.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 72 - Words: 425,879 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Kagome H., Sasuke U.
AtumComa The City Hidden in the Nexus by Demonabyss reviews
Ninjas, pirates, mad scientists, darkstalkers, all with a touch of general insanity. Darkstalkers come to the Elemental countries and start to really shake things up and Naruto is leading the charge. Moved to Crossover Area under Naruto/Darkstalkers.
Crossover - Darkstalkers & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 148,421 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3376 - Favs: 4,513 - Follows: 2,403 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Jack of Spades by Zarunak reviews
Uzumaki Kushina was one of the greatest interrogators the Leaf had ever seen, now years later the Legendary Sadist of the leaf finally meets his teacher's only child. Naruto grows to learn that torture isn't about sadism, its just business.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,693 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The story of Uzumaki Naruto by Dreetje reviews
After hearing the truth about Kyuubi by Mizuki, Naruto doesn't join Team 7. No, he trains for 6 months under Mitarashi Anko. During this time he learns about his past, his present and his future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 302,050 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
New Found Attractions by IamMu-chan reviews
What happens to the characters that we know and love when they start to grow up?Hormones begin to rage, hearts begin to race,and before they know it they're in love!Mostly NaruHina as well as KibHina,ShikaTema,KibaSaku.Please R&R! I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,578 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto's Mission: Bring in the Demon of Love! by Iloveanime9493 reviews
Naruhina fic! Naruto and gaara arent the only ones with a demon on them. There is another. Naruto,hinata, and kiba are on a mission: to find the jinchuuriki and bring her bac to the village. Full Summary inside! COMPLETE AT LAST!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,658 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Movie Night by Moon Godess157 reviews
Cool first story! Be nice please! DanxRuno fluff Accepting constuctive critsism. please review!
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Dan K., Runo M. - Complete
The Shattered Shaft by thecolorsilver reviews
What would have happened if Ichigo had been turned into a complete hollow when he was put into the Shattered Shaft? I think he would have become an Arrancar very quickly, and then an Espada. See what happens once this occurs.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,246 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Fox Trapped at Yokai Gakuen by Lazy Hermit reviews
Naruto crash lands into "YOKAI GAKUEN" only to find out EH! He cant return to Konoha! And whats this a reunion with a certain vampire? Rated M for language and to be on the safe side later on.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,643 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Naruto U., Moka A. - Complete
Naruto and Ino: Til Death Do Us Part by kiwi4me reviews
He'll run to the mountains to reach her, he'll fly to the clouds to touch her, he'll give up his life to hold her because everything she is, is what he needs. Finished!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,616 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
The Reaper by PhoenixSavior reviews
Naruto is killed by Mizuki only to raise again. Naruto makes a deal with death itself. What happens when Naruto befriends Death? Naruto Uzumaki will die and Naruto 'The Reaper' will rise! Naruto/Hinata story with small harem later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,271 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Konnichiwa! by Hime-koi reviews
Two ninjas. One an outcast. The other a failure. Hinata, a failed medical ninja looking for a place in the world runs away. Naruto, a outcast looking for a family escapes. NaruHina and some other couples.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,248 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
I Will Believe by weixuan18 reviews
Trained by Kyuubi, seven year old Naruto already knows of his 'fate'. Which is why he vows to change it and use the power he gains to protect his precious people. Watch the birth of the new Shinku Arashi. [SakuNaruIno] [NaruSaku] [NaruIno] Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 235,245 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Legend of Naruto by Zaara the black reviews
Naruto is adopted by Marlene 4ths sister and Kakashi after the death of his farther. Now he well show the world what the ture power of Naruto Uzumaki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,718 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
New Life, new fight! by Zaara the black reviews
Naruto is tired of konoha so he decides that Kyubi can help him out. Naruto is transported to the Pokegirl world. A place full of Adventure, a place full of daring, a place full of sexy women! Naruto x harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,070 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
A Vizards Distention by RogueWinds reviews
Naruto finds out that the nine tails isnt the only thing living inside him. What will happen after he starts to get trained in the ways of a shinigami? Naruto/Bleach crossover pairings not permanetly decided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 74,000 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto Uzumaki,The Hybrid: The Beginning by Da 4th Born reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, born of two former great clans, has the potential to be a great and revered shinobi of his time, but the attack of the Kyuubi Nine-tails changed all of this. What does the future have in store for our favorite hyper-active knuckle-headed
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 300,320 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Gambit by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] Uzumaki Naruto and Team Seven are on a collision course with Fate, Demons, and maybe something a little more insidious...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 383,689 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Flower's Last Petal by XxBlackChaosxX reviews
Seven-year-old Yamanaka Ino can't understnand why the villagers of Konoha shun little Uzumaki Naruto. She decides to become his friends. What happens then? Read to find out. Eventual NaruIno, some SasuSaku NaruSaku and InoSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,173 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
True Chosen by Konsu reviews
Remake...See True Chosen Redux
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,071 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Takato M., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto:Shikengon by Ero-Drak reviews
Naruto's bloodline is the most powefull bloodline that ever been known. Will Naruto master his bloodline. Book 1. I suck at summarys. Hinatas a prevert in this story. hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ease this broken heart by SkyMaiden reviews
It started off as a way for him to get over Sakura. She just wanted to see the look on her face, when she saw that they were a couple. When the hell did real feelings get involved. Ino x Naruto AU-ish. Totally Complete Woo hoo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,737 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
The Second Summer Of Love by Refboarder reviews
Takes place DURING the Second Summer of Love when Eureka & Renton were alone for a year in the Genuine Promised Land & afterward. CAUTION:Contains situations which AREN'T meant for children. Inspired by the Eureka Seven Vol.12 DVD cover. Enjoy! COMPLETE!
Eureka Seven - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,368 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Eureka, Renton - Complete
My ANBU hime's by BastardOmega reviews
Summary: The next Chappi is now up with a new lemon and a new addition! Starts of with the day after the last chapter ended! Naruto/Anko/Hana/and...What does the chapter say! PS: No warning when the lemon starts this time! BEWARE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Jiraiya's Interference by gamsheid reviews
Discontinued T.T slight AU- Jiraiya comes back to Konoha 1 year before the genin exams. See how giving the boys a pantsu exam will affect their lives before they all become apprentices instead of the normal squad setup.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,567 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
ask the akatsuki and oc's by Akina Mameido reviews
ask the oc's and the akatsuki and even dare rated for comments and stuffs like that
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
How Many by EroSlackerMicha reviews
How Many times can a heart be torn aside before real love is found. this is a one shot where Naruto has ups and downs and finds love and acceptance. Lemon inside don't read if you're not old enough Naruto/Temari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 191 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
To Think That it All Started, Because of a Bouquet by a-apple reviews
It all started when he tried to pick out the perfect bouquet for his crush, little did he know that doing this would lead him to love the rival of his 'crush'. Ino/Naruto pairing. rated teen just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,218 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Naruto Prince of Thieves by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Taken away from the leaf at the age of five by a man called Gambit, Naruto returns at age 16. What kind of Naruto will it be? X-man? Ninja?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 91,914 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Hinata's love by pure-soul1991 reviews
Hinata tries to confess her love for naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Bloodline Destroyer by oso1991 reviews
Naruto is taken out of the village by Itachi on the Hokage's order. When Naruto returns though, he has a power that will make the Sharingan shatter, Byakugan blind, and the Rinnegan helpless. Super powered Naruto. Sakura and Sasuke bashing. Naruharem DISC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 168,479 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
The Fox Hidden in the Leaves by MikeJV37 reviews
Naruto returns from his 3 year training mission with Jiraiya changed. This new Naruto will change the course of everyone's life in ways they never imagined. power Naruto, Naru/Hina, Fem Kyuubi, Naru/harem, straight/lez
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 293,434 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Loss of a Demon, Loss of a Hero by Inazuma Tate reviews
Naruto is banished after putting Sasuke in a near death state during the battle of the VOTE. Fortunately for him, his father had a backup plan for this, just in case... NaruTayu AU Sasuke and Sakura bashing OOCness in severe doses
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,088 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Konoha's Scarlet Claw by NoNameNeeded reviews
What would Naruto be like if he had been born 4 years earlier, Kyuubi still being sealed inside of him. What would he be like if he had grown up with Itachi, reaching shinobi ranks along side him. He is now 16, a jounin who just took on team 7. AU & OCnes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,370 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Snake in the Leaves by Ninja bat master reviews
What if the snake summons, except Manda, wanted a real summoner. Someone to bring their clan back to its' noble and just image. Soon, they find a worthy summoner, in Naruto, the Kyuubi container. Slight bleachxover eventual Harem...go clan restoration act
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4069 - Favs: 6,154 - Follows: 3,132 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
A Promise To You by Shawcross Gal reviews
Naruto is extremely sick one night from reasons unknown..on top of that he's having horrific nightmares. Can Sakura help him make it through this difficult trial or will he slip away forever from her hold?...A NaruSaku story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
I Call Your Name by ShiraIby reviews
xXx IcHiRukI xXx Well, i guess you guys have to check it then.. I'm not going to summerise though.. But, a happy ending and a nice story.. and a baby..
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,523 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Sand covered leaves by Innosense reviews
5 years.5 long years we thought he was dead.one day he returned to the village not a leaf anymore but a grain of sand.A single grain of sand on the tree that is the leaf village. On hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Fox Hunter by Crimson Lion reviews
At the age of six Naruto is saved by the Dark Blade Clan of the Yajuta species and train to become the Ultimate Predator Naruhina I dont own Naruto or Predator
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,776 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Naruto U.
We Have Each other by Aedien reviews
The members of Team 10 are having a tough time dealing with the loss of someone precious. They refuse to talk about it, so Tsunade decides to send their friends to help. Unless you're up to date on the manga beware of major spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
The Quincy's Cross by thecolorsilver reviews
What if Ichigo's Mother was a Quincy? Would that mean Ichigo was a Quincy himself? What would happen if that were true? Please Read and Review.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,131 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The In Law From Hell by nuttycookie reviews
Us IchiRuki fans just LOVE to fantasize about our favorite Strawberry and Midget, but there's one BIG part of the marriage agreement that we often tend to forget: the in-laws.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Surprise! by WinterSolaceDream reviews
A surprise for Karin. What's the surprise? Read for more information. Sorry if this summary suck.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Big Day by Draco the Spirit Dragon reviews
It time for Rukia and Ichigo to tie the knot, but a few people decided to have a little bit of conversation with each of them first. One Shot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Feel My Dread by Ninja bat master reviews
When the villager throw Naruto in a well, trying to kill him, he finds the remains of the Dark Knight of Gotham. Now, with the help of the Bat Computer, Bruce, he will train nd don the cape and cowl of The Batman! Batmanxover NarutoxankoxFemKyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Three's A Crowd! by Cookie-chi reviews
Naruto Ino Neji? When the odd trio are sent on a mission together, they soon learn a whole lot more about each other, and about themselves. Friendship and chaos blossom, and perhaps something more. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,443 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Konoha Christmas by majorfangirl reviews
It's Christmas time and everyone wants one thing: romance! NaruIno, NejiTen, ShikaTema, KibaHina, LeeOC, KankuOC, GaiOC, JirOC, ShinoSaku, GaaOC, ChouOC, OCOC. Short chapters. FINALLY FINISHED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Twin Destiny by Draco the Spirit Dragon reviews
An Ichirukia fanfic, but also with side plots that strongly feature Karin, Yuzu, Tōshirō, Kenpachi and Yachiru. Also a sequel to the one shot Family Honour. Azien may be dead, but that doesn't mean that danger is...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5458 - Favs: 3,355 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Because You Love Me by s123morris reviews
A broken Naruto is all that remains after the failure to retrieve Sasuke for a second time. Now follow as Naruto tries to fix his shattered soul with the one thing he has always wanted, Love. NaruAnko with some NaruHina NaruSaku. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,024 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Perfect Pair by mysterious-mask reviews
Naruto's back and he has a daughter?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,567 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Daddy's Not Home Yet by Da Baddest King reviews
When a certain blond, Naruto drops by his blond friend's house, Ino, what will happen in the house while her fathers away? Keep reading to find out, please R/R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Master of the Omnitrix by Ninja bat master reviews
Naruto, while reading the forbidden scroll, finds a strange seal when he activates it, a black orb pop out and opens. A blob shoots out and becomes a bracer on his arm. He is sucked into his mind and learns he is the new owner of the omnitrix Naruxharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,622 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Heir to the Well by Ninja bat master reviews
Naruto finds the bone-eaters well and falls in. He finds a box and gains amazing powers from the heroes and demons of long ago. How will naruto bahave, as the heir of the well. NarutoxInu,xover Naruxankoxinoxtsunadexf.kyuubixmikotoxkurenaix possibly other
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,324 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Denshō: to leave a legacy by Second Flash of Konoha reviews
Naruto, the great Legacy of the Saiyan, the Hellsing, and the Blood Raider, is a guardian of Earth and this is his Story! Powerful, Saiyan, Vampire and bloodline Naruto! Bleach and Dragonball x-over, AU One-Shot I may turn it into a epic story someday!R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Naruto, the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,796 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 2,727 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Golden Chakra by Fan of Naruto and Hinata reviews
In the process of saving Hinata from being kidnapped, Naruto gains a power that few would ever believe could be found in the ‘Demon Brat’, and with a plan created by Hinata’s mother, Naruto will begin to find out what true happiness is. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,733 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Puppet Master Naruto by WingardiumRasengan reviews
Naruto is trained at a young ag to be a puppeteer, how does his actions change people and the nearby future
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,499 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Coils of the Snake by NeonZangetsu reviews
Naruto & Anko are saved from a mob by Mizuki, who takes them to see the Hokage...NarutoxAnkoxTayuya. Anko & Tayuya are his age cause this is my fic! Also some SasuxHina, and other undecided pairings. MASSIVE crossover: Bleach Dbz Inuyasha and One Piece
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 76,494 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Offspring by Queen of Juiceboxes reviews
Being a captain to the Gotei Thirteen was pretty tough work, but raising a kid was even tougher. Ichigo and Rukia knew this well. Sequel to Unprepared Battles.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,678 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The White Storm by whaleshark reviews
Naruto is beaten to near death when he is saved by a powerful warrior. He then is taken from the village to train. He returns to protect his home. NarutoxIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,524 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Fox Returns by canabiskage reviews
Konoha has been destroyed Naruto makes a deal with Kyuubi that he might regret to save a village that never loved him. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,603 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Naruto, The Sin Of Envy by ninjatazz101010 reviews
At age 10,Naruto meets the Kyuubi & Envy Full Metal Alchemist . Naruto becomes the new Sin Of Envy & get his revenge on the village. This story is up for adoption. I request that whoever adopts this story that they will make this a harem with lots of sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Naruto Song Fic: Indestructible by Leonspirit reviews
Song fic, char death, Naruto X Shizune. kinda angsty. Song Disturbed: Indestructible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Ask teh Akatsuki by AkiraIgurashi reviews
lol read the title
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Seals of Fate by Tongues reviews
Naruto has the Kyuubi sealed into him, but with an odd twist. The sealing changed and a new bloodline has awakened. With these abilities, Naruto plans to become Hokage and change the clans of Konoha. Will he survive to make the changes? Harem. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,071 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
What If by ForeverSam reviews
Ichigo spent eight years wondering what if. What would happen if one of his 'what ifs' came true? - IR - What Happened Last Night and Worth the Risk Sequel -
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,677 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Naruto The Oni of Thunder by kikyo109 reviews
A new student is introduced into the class of rookies before the exam who is he and what does he have to do with Itachi warnings: Intense violence, language and possible lemons. many sasuke and sakura beatings. this story will sort of follow the cannon d
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,406 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Unprepared Battles by Queen of Juiceboxes reviews
They’d destroyed plenty of hollows, fought against the strongest of enemies, and saved the entire world from doom, but nothing could face up to the next challenge in Ichigo’s and Rukia’s life: having a baby. IchiRuki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,481 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
I Hate You by tgobg reviews
The Vandread people come in contact with a man who has traveled many dimension and has lived for thousands of years. How will they react to his presence? Naruto/Vandread crossover
Crossover - Vandread & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,895 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 149 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Worth the Risk by ForeverSam reviews
Rukia and Ichigo decided five years ago that they would take a chance and be together. But now the stakes are higher, and the world they've come to love is about to crash down around them IxR - Sequel to What Happened Last Night - Complete!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,949 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Ask Akatuski by Grumblemumble reviews
Well, here you have it! Ask the Akatsuki members!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/27/2007
Ask the Akatsuki by Hufflepuff Ninja reviews
Ehh, title is pretty darn selfexplainitory. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007
Eureka Seven A New Beginning by Ltscw reviews
What I believe will happen after they return home 1yr after the second summer of love. This is purely a fanfic story only and do not own or will ever own the rights to Eureka Seven, Bandai, or Bones Studios.
Eureka Seven - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 165,934 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Renton, Eureka - Complete
A new path by chaos-master-kyuubi reviews
Naruto is beaten by mob of Konoha villager’s almost to the point of death when someone saves him and becomes his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,242 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
His New Precious People by Xyshuryn reviews
During an all out fight with the Akatsuki, Naruto loses both Sasuke and Sakura to Death, and Hinata to fear. Only years later, as a hanyou, does he find love with Kiba's sister. NaruHana ONESHOT, as requested.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,048 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Hana I., Naruto U. - Complete
What Happened Last Night by ForeverSam reviews
A little alcohol can go a long way. Rukia and Ichigo discover this the hard way when they wake up in bed together, with no clue how they got there [IchigoRukia, Rating for Sexual Content and Language, DISCLAIMER: I Do Not Own Bleach][COMPLETE!]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,085 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Naruto The Kitsune Hanyou by Dragon Man 180 reviews
AU Kyuubi never attacked Konoha and instead fell in love with the Fourth Hokage and married him. She soon gives birth to a hanyou son named Naruto. Watch Naruto on his journey to become the first hanyou Hokage. Pairings: NaruHina, SasuHakufemale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 293,515 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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the silver eyed man reviews
ok so with permishion i was abile to use the first chapter of anime-death-angel naruto clymore crossover so my story begins at the pont were clare the #9 are fighing dauff and are loseing but who should save the day im also looking for a beta to help
Crossover - Naruto & Claymore - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Naruto U.
a new place a new life reviews
banished new world new life new adventer
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Ranamon, Naruto U.
the foxs life with the snake reviews
Vegitunks1's of snakes aand foxes now under my workeg anko/oc naruto/?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Naruto U.
a time of sick a time of love reviews
e 46 with a twist my way if any one whants to help add more just let me know pleas read and comment if pepole whant to add let me know
Eureka Seven - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Eureka, Renton - Complete
mom is what i need reviews
one shot its mothers day so he give a card to the one is close to a mom
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
the rift of anime reviews
so ya this s1 of ? o ya i cant spell that well so ya just try your best and leave me commints o ya i dont own bleach or any thing else exspet for daygon,haygon,zatell and kaensha ps im sarry for the spaceing i cant get to work right
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
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