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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
My name: unimportant
Likes: the blood of my enemies, really big swords (not dicks you queers), S&W 500M, guns in general, Russia, Germany, Booze, insanity,Women, knifes, money,metal music, Naruto fan-fiction, Warhammer 40,000 fan-fiction, Ranma Fan-fiction and lastly OVERKILL!
Dislikes:drugs of any kind,
homosexuals (cept lesbians they rock)
, fangirls/boys to damn annoying and very very freaky, cities, Walmart, overly obese people,
2 countries one starts with C and the other J,
not having booze,
no money to buy booze,
people who monolog,
people that hate violence,
people that hate guns/ swords
, and people that walk into the woods find the largest and furriest catapiller they can find and glue them to their eye brows,
also people that always yell when your hungover along with annoying people
, good guys that don't kill the bad guy thus letting him go and vis versa
, and people that think blood tastes like copper, It tastes like SUGAR GODDAMN YOU! smackes you with the almighty ban stick!
and any Yaoi pairing I have no problem if other people like it just dont come near me with it
"Kill one you're a murderer...kill many you're a conquerer...kill them all...you're a god."- John Rostand
Favorite Naruto pareings
Most Hated Naruto Parings
Naruto/Hinata-(To damn Shy, a stalker, and a Naruto obsessed fangirl)
Naruto/Sakura (A Bitch I hate the color Pink and she is obsessed with Sasuke)
Facts about me
eyes: gun metal grey
insane ( Can hide it better then most)
fav color Blood Red
fav food Does Blood Count?
Fav type of Music: Metal cept christian metal. best speed metal and viking
age its. ova 900000!!
movie types. bloody, funny and has hot wmen and motorcycles
Favorite characters to bash
Kiba ( a minor annoyance)
92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!
Naruto: The Harbinger of Death
Naruto A.K.A Ryuu's Sword,
Except its soild black and it is a double sided sword so put them together and make them about 2ft longer and a foot wider.
List twelve favored characters from a specific anime, answer the question.
3)Subaku no Gaara
4) Kurenai Yuhi
8)Subaku no Temari
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Smoking
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Wind coated Silent Homicide technique
4. Do you recall any fics about Nine? as the main character no, fics where he is teaching Naruto yes
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Possibly
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Nine would be funny to see, Five/Ten ain't going to work Ten to loud Death by hangover punch.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Die of a Nose bleed
8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Death of a Blondie?
9. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Yes
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Sins of the Past?
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Attempted Rape of Four One saves Four four fucks one as a thank you
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Don't Know Do I even have a friends list?
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No Clue
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? If I had any friends then yes if not I would
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Sasuke-Kun!
16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Savin me I guess I don't know
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be. Warning drunkenness, swords and retardation ahead. (In order Six, Twelve, and One)
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I'll pay for your sake and dango for a year if we head back to my Place.
Challenge: to any one that is interested I have a challenge for you.
a Naruto War-hammer cross over,
Title: Naruto Son of Khorne
Naruto is the son of the blood god his mother you choose make an OC or whatever,
Naruto has to have a Chain weapon Possibly a sword or some such,
God-like Naruto eventually like second round of the Chuunin exams
Starts off at the scroll incident.
Pairing: No yaoi, No Naruto sakura,or Naruto hinata reasons why Sakura is a whiny pathitic Bitch and Hinata is a Fucking FAN GIRL, Worse then both Sakura and Ino Combined, Older women only, Tsuande,Tsume Anko ect...
Blood line any except the doujutsu to over done, it has to be violent, to match his new personality Dark Naruto, maybe evil up to you cannot stay in the leaf as a shinobi for ever.
Fem Kyuubi, may be in the Harem could be his mother. Kushina could be in the harem as well
Alright if your reading this then you more then likly read my stories as you can tell I hate Naruto Sakura and Naruto Hinata and I like Dark Naruto stories, but a lot of the Dark Naruto stories are either Naru/hina or Yaoi, yaoi is an absoulte No read for me Im a straight guy, now for Naru hina while it is a straight paring it dose not work, reason 1 the paring is too over done and usually in the dark type of story Naruto instantly becomes good and gives up all of his evil ways or hinata instantly becomes evil, it pisses me off to no end when that happens, Hinata should stay good not be pared with Naruto I don't know give the bitch to Kiba or kill her off if your makeing an evil or dark Naruto because at that point the paring is no longer worth it it goes against the purpose of the story. Second as mentioned above Hinata is a stalker on a higher level then Ino and Sakura, she is also more obssesed then both of them, if you take Orochimaru's obesssion for all the jutsu in the world, Sasukes Gay ass eye bloodline and being immortal, and put Hinata in orochimarus place and Naruto in the others then you have a female version of Orochimaru. all so Hinata is shy has apsolutly no self confidence and don't even tell me her father did it to her there is nothing that hints he abused her, or belittled her. she is to kind hearted to be a Ninja, she Should have died on her first C rank mission just like Sakura should have died... Useless Pink Haired Cunt.
Crack fic idea: to any who may be interested I have a crack heavy story idea it's 6:40 in the morning I have not slept since one o'clock in the afternoon yesterday and am running on Dr.pepper and Coke a cola, Imagein a U.S.S.R. styled Naruto in his universe, take a Russian Commissar from WW2 rip out his personality,eating,drinking slepping and his other habits then slam them into Naruto immagin this a Russian Styled Naruto, he acts like a Russian he talks like one and everything. Parings Naruto Yuugao No harem no Hinata orSakura in the paring with Naruto.