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Author has written 4 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, and Twilight.
Hey, everyone! Currently, I haven't done much writing on FanFiction, but I've been meaning to do some more writing, mainly oneshots or songfics. I can't concentrate very well on long stories, and would probably end up discontinuing it.
What you need to know about me: Well, really you don't need to know anything about me (unless you're a stalker, but I sincerely hope no one on FanFiction is a stalker). My pen name use to be beneath the menoa tree, but I've recently changed it to Shadowed Nightwings. You can call me Shadow or Nightwings for short, I don't really care. Currently, I'm between the ages of 10 and 20 years old. I'm a girl if anyone is wondering, and I live somewhere in the USA.
Favorite things to do: Listen to music, read, play on the computer, read FanFiction
Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Inheritance, The Circle, Sword of Truth, The Host, Alex Rider, Vampire Academy, The Warrior, Wizard, and Dragon Heir books, Fablehaven, Tunnels, Lord of the Rings, and many more that would take too long to write down.
Things That Annoy Me: badly writen fanfiction (especially with obvious grammar and spelling problems -I'm awful at spelling, but there's a reason spell check was invented, and it's just lazy not to fix simple errors), my sister, excessive swearing in FanFics (I'm fine with a little, but when every other word is a curse word... it's unnecessary), and homework.
THINGS TO COPY AND PASTE
I prefer solitude over company. If you feel the same way, copy and paste this to your profile.
Copy and paste this on your profile if you've ever, for no reason at all, started speaking in an accent without you realizing it. (somehow, I often start speaking in an English accent without realizing it. I think it's because I've watched the Harry Potter movies too many times)
Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, or a tree, or anything else that you could have easily avoided but decided not to, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours reading the stories of peole who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.
IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.
If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
My favorite quotes said by people I don't know:
Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
If quitters never win and winners never quit, who is the fool who said quit while you're ahead?
I have a problem with your solution.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
"You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention."
It's impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
I know the speed of light, but what's the speed of dark?
Why's it called, "After dark"? isn't it after light?
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Worst excuse for not doing your homework: I couldnt' find someone to copy it from.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what other people say can't be done.
...and we couldn't help but notice a drawer marked 'confisticated and highly dangerous'.
Random quotes said by people I know:
Absolute silence in this class is like absolute zero: technically possible, but not yet reachable. -Someone in my science class when our teacher told us to be silent
It's a rainbow nun! -Me
"How do you stop the bleeding when you get a cut?"
Because the great mathematicians said so! -Everyone in my math class's answer when we don't know the answer to a question... it's an inside joke
I'm really upset today! My inchworm died this morning! -Ben
"I always take my pants off at the worst times!"
"Puedes de no molestar!"
"This toilet has only a holding tank. For the convenience of all other passengers, if you have to do more than tinkle, please ask the driver to make a rest stop"
Ha ha! Two wrongs really do make a right! -Me after finding out we didn't get a ticket when our bus ran into a parked police car... that was illegally parked.
I find it funny that all our lives, we're told to not go in to stranger's houses, and not accept candy from strangers. On Halloween, kids all over the country do that. -Me
A sheep doing an evil laugh would sound so awesome! Bahahaha! -Orli, imitating what she thought an evil sheep would sound like
ITT (Inman Theater Team, aka Drama Club)quotes:
We shall hunt the wildabeasts. We will crawl toward them.
Yes! A Pudding party! -Eliza
You may not know it, but here in ITT, we have a bit of a hierarchy. The upper class... us. The middle class... Alex Jones. And the peaons... you. -Eliza joking with Tucker in ITT. But what made it really funny was that a little sixth grader walked in in the middle of this, looked terrified, and ran out. Eliza ran after him shouting "I was just joking! I don't really hate Tucker!"
Ahh! I'm claustrophobic! And I'm afraid of people! Get away from me! -Eliza
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname/ myspace/ facebook
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
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