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Joined 02-13-09, id: 1837023, Profile Updated: 06-13-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

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I joined Fanfiction in February. I have two stories so far, Awakening Me and Summer in Forks.

Oh, I'm Elise by the way! I live in the United States and am finally 14!!

Bands I Recommend:

Evanescence

Paramore

3 Days Grace

Hey Monday

THIRTY SECONDS TO MARS!!

Thats all i can think of...

Stuff about me...

I'm an animal person. I cant help myself around them.

I secretly wish I were a vampire...guess its not that secret anymore though...

I'm easily confused

I love music

ummmm..i forget stuff a lot

I can be very critical and mean...but i thats who I am

I'm kind of stupid but not in school, like i get all A's and stuff but then if you ask me a really easy stupid question i will assume it is complicated and think too hard and get it wrong

Stuff I love:

Twilight

Marcus

Edward

Emmett!!

My rat, Jasper (lol)

my dog, Obi (yes, he is named after the star wars dude)

i like to make people scared...lol its kinda funny

JARED LETO!!

Stuff I hate:

Robert Pattinson

Harry Potter (not because of the twilight/harry potter thing, just because i think the books are really stupid)

THERE IS A LOT MORE BUT I CANT REMEMBER IT RIGHT NOW...

iPod questions...

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1. What would you say about your boyfriend? Riot - 3 Days Grace (ummm...i dont have a bf...lol)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning? Folkin' Around - Panic At the Disco (DEFINANTLY!! no...)

3. Your teacher is... Thankful - Kelly Clarkson (FOR WHAT??)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard? One of the Guys - Kellie Pickler

5. How would you describe your next door neighbors? A lack of color - Death Cab for Cutie (well...they can be kind of boring...sometimes...jk i love them! like my second family!)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you? Flower - Soundgarden (I need to have a chat with her, apparently)

7. How do you feel right now? On my Own - 2 Days Grace (does that even make sense?)

8.What's on your bedside table right now? Soap Star Joe - Liz Phair (WHO??)

9.What did you do when you woke up this morning? One Step Closer - Linkin Park (to what??)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see... We're Young and Beautiful - Carrie Underwood (i'm young...but not beautiful cause im sick and well i look like crap today...)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert? The Night Santa Went Crazy - Weird Al Yanovic (How the heck did that get on my iPod??)

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called? Parking Structure - Dane Cook (thats not even a song but w/e)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show? Are We the Waiting - Green Day (I would ruin the song)

14. Your life's theme song? We Looked Like Giants - Death Cab for Cutie (Is this saying that I looked fat??)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment? Your Heart - Death Cab for Cutie (I have 800+ songs on here and they keep coming up!!)

16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be? Stealing Kisses - Faith Hill (umm...my question is from who??)

17. Your motto is.. The Road I'm on - 3 Doors Down (the road im on is pretty crappy, i think...)

18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy Live in a Hiding Place - Idlewild (Ok?!)

19. What did you dream about tonight? Nobody's Fool - Avril Lavigne (what DID i dream about TONIGHT? ...this song sucks!)

20. Any last words? I Never Wanted - Idlewild (i never wanted what?! I want everything!! lol jk)

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:
Complicated – Avril Lavigne

Waking Up:
Imagine - David Archuleta

First Day At School:
Come home – OneRepublic

Making Your New Best Friend:
That 70s Song – The Cab

Falling In Love:
Party for Two – Shania Twain

Breaking Up:
Taking it to the street – Taylor Hicks

Prom:
Kids of the Future – Jonas Brothers

Graduation:
Don’t Be Stupid – Shania Twain

Life's Okay:
Clair de Lune – the APM orchestra

Death of a Close Friend:
I Hate Everything About You – Three Days Grace

Mental Breakdown:
Blame Me – Dropping Daylight

Driving:
Freedom – Kenny Chesney

Flashback:
Lying is the Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off – Panic At The Disco

Getting Back Together:
A Modern Myth – 30 Seconds to Mars

Birth of Child:
The Night Before (Life Goes On) – Carrie Underwood

Wedding Scene:
Invisible - Taylor Swift

Car Accident:
Call Me When You’re Sober - Evanescence

Final Battle:
6 Months – Hey Monday

Death Scene:
Fearless – Taylor Swift

Funeral Song:
Think – Katherine McPhee

End Credits:
So Small – Carrie Underwood

Deleted Scenes:
Fifteen – Taylor Swift

Summer in Forks - Bella's Rental Car -

POEM

Even a man pure in heart
And says his prayers at night
May become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
And the moon shines bright
Or craves another's blood
When the sun goes down
And his body takes flight

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, xx . mari . xx Yours for all Eternity, CharmingAndInsane,EdwardCullenLoverHot Elise

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

Words to live by

-He who laughs last thinks slowest

-Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

-One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

-Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

-If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

-My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

-A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We fucked up, huh?"

-A day without light is, well, night

-Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

-Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

-I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

-If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before.

-if anyone here is telekinetic, raise my hand

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought (eek)

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!

You're intoxicated by my very presence

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

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The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9260 - Favs: 6,912 - Follows: 3,359 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by BlushingBlondie reviews
It's beautiful." I whispered, as I lifted my hand to look at the diamond ring closer. Then, reality set in. "We're MARRIED?" ExB!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,408 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breathe Again by ysar reviews
If Alice hadn't seen Bella cliff-dive, what would have happened? Would Bella have given in to her feelings for Jacob? Was she even capable of moving on? Victoria's hunting, Edward's coming back-and that's just the beginning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 177,679 - Reviews: 6855 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Love at Sea by Doomed.Youth reviews
Bella works on a cruise ship as a steward, where she meets the beautiful Dr. Edward Cullen. Will he notice her, or will she just leave her heart be? on and off hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Missing Piece by LilyAnneMarie reviews
She was rich and popular, he was poor and barely ever noticed by anyone outside his social group. But in a horrible twist of fate, what happens when you fall for your opposite?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,688 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
No More Pain by ILuvIrony reviews
Anabella's parents just died and she gets adopted because she has no other family. Sam and Emily adopt her and she meets Jacob, She is intriged by him. My sumary sucks just read the story please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009
The Twilight Ninja by SymphonyofRejection reviews
The story of a man who rebelled against the Twilight fad. Strong language. Cullenist bashing. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11625 - Favs: 8,534 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett's Mistake by MangoTango450 reviews
The first time she sits with Edward at lunch, things go differently from there.She accidently "finds out" about them from Emmett!You wont believe the idiocy is that a word? of Emmett in my story! Caution:may cause uncontrollable laughter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Another Try by ILuvIrony reviews
Leah's life sucks. Bad job, bad apartment,no love life. Will she ver return to La Push and fine an imprint. Leah's Life After Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009
The Life and Death of Edward Masen by Obsessively-Infatuated reviews
Edward's story of how he went from human, Edward Masen, to brooding, self-loathing vampire Edward Cullen and what shaped him into the man he became.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,052 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward, Carlisle
Heartbeats by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella Swan is left in a coma after a fateful plane crash that killed almost every single passenger. Her heartbeats are numbered, and she wonders if she'll ever see her family again. But is there some else who can make her wake up? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Search For Myself: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
What if Bella & Edward's roles were reversed, leaving Bella the Vampire and Edward the Human? As predicaments change and situations become harder, will their fate still be destined? Or will unexpected plans change their lives forever? Read To Find Out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,603 - Reviews: 1902 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare CULLEN STYLE by GeeGeeCullen16 reviews
The Younger Cullens play Truth or Dare while Esme and Carlisle are out : R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Auction A Date by xoxofanpire reviews
Auction a Date Ball!: One of the biggest events in Forks High! What if Edward didnt fall in love with Bella the first time around? What will happen when he is pranked? Or is the prank a blessing in disguise?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,658 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jacob's chance by ILuvIrony reviews
What would happen if Jacob asked out Bella when he first saw her would she still end up with Edward or forget him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
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Summer in Forks reviews
“Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be…immortal?” In this fanfiction, a regular girl from phoenix meets the Cullens on a summer trip to her fathers. She falls for the mysterious, but dreamy Edward. Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009
Awakening Me reviews
Its just a thing I'm doing to pass time about Bella and Edward. It's retelling Twilight but differently....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,746 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009