talanai rialric
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Joined 02-13-09, id: 1837134, Profile Updated: 09-04-11
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Kuroshitsuji.

Name: Talanai Rialric

Country of Origin: See above.

E-mail: PM me if you need me. I get enough spam as it is...I don't need phishers getting my address. Again.

Hobbies: Music (playing and listening), science, art, writing (obviously), sundry other activities

Likes: Pasta, rock climbing, good books, cheesy books with good plots. Terrible books with the potential for a good plot that I can whine about to my friends.

Speaking of friends,

You know your friend is a keeper when she doubles your review count, and almost writes more in comments than you did in story...Yeah, you know who you are.

Also, you know your friend is a keeper when her profile mocks and idolizes you in one sentence. Impressive.

This is now the point where I should include all those copy and paste this into your profile bits, but frankly, I'm not that into the long profile thing. Brevity itself can be a blessing. So...

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Any questions, comments, concerns or other email able things can be emailed through the pm function if you don't know me in person, or e-mailed if you do and actually know my email.

Note:

I apologize to everyone reading my longer fic(s) for my extended absences. I try to update at least once a month, but that doesn't always happen. Thanks to everyone for bearing with me, and as a reward for your patience, I have another long fic in the works, the first chapter of which should be up shortly. The idea has been bouncing around in my head for a long time, and has been getting in the way of my other projects. So, I'm going to get it going so I can actually pen something sensible for my other works.

Also, if anyone reading my work has any reaction at all, please review. I really love the feedback, and your opinions matter. They help me fix what went wrong and add more of the good stuff. :)

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Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 4,601 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 5,001 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Take Me Alive by Winter Weatherman reviews
Itachi knows who will understand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Icha Icha Fashion reviews
Jiraya turns his popular novels into a successful clothing line and Naruto is drafted to model. As the company expands, world famous model Sasuke is hired as a part of business mogul Itachi's "master plan." Chaos ensues. Yaoi, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,879 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Rose By Any Other Name reviews
Two white roses, stained black by the blood of demons. Sebastian decides to resolve some outstanding conditions of the agreement, and Claude tries to make amends.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Claude F., Sebastian M. - Complete
Uchiha Itachi reviews
With blood on his hands, he made the ultimate sacrifice for his village, descending from ANBU hero to Bingo Book rogue in an instant. ItaKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,940 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Magic Tricks For Dobes reviews
Naruto wants to show Sasuke a magic trick. After a few botched attempts, he surprises the Uchiha with success, but there's no way Sasuke can stand to be bested. SasuNaru Lemon Zest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
42 Seconds reviews
Everything is a contest. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete