Alexa Rene Malfoy
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Joined 02-13-09, id: 1837222, Profile Updated: 03-07-12
Author has written 3 stories for Clique, Kiesha'ra, and Twilight.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

There's a ME in AWSOME-but there's also a WE

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed-I’m not a can.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

I think I could be madly in like with you.

I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!

Your mom looks like voldemort (oh burn)

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Therapist...The rapist! Get it?! HAHAHAHA :)

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way

I used to wonder why God made you, but then I realized even God makes mistakes

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

New STORY!!

Here are some of the outfits from my fanfics:

Night School:

Giselle's outfit from the day she argued with Sasha:


Full Moon:

Chapter 1

Lexi's Citroeen's C-Metisse Diesel Hybrid Sports Car:

Lexi's House: (you have to go down the page a bit until you see a brick house)

Lexi's Bedroom: (except where there is the balcony there is a window seat and next to the white couch thing there is the window that shows Claire's bedroom Oh and the room is exactly opposite (bed and couch switched))

Lexi's Bathroom:

Lexi's Kitchen:

Lexi's Den: third one down

Sydney's Peugeot Hybrid Sports Car:

Lexi's hair: more brown in the front though.

Lexi's Tattoo: It's on lexi's right hip

Chapter 2

Lexi's outfit:

Sydney's outfit:

Rosalie:

Bella:

Alice:

Edward Jasper and Emmett:

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Flipped by DeathlySweet reviews
Bella Cullen is the Vampire. Edward Swan is the human. Edward's new, falls in love with Bella. Possibility of it following Twilight, but i would like it to be different. Bella will seem OOC. And Edward might a bit too OOC . AU. Rated T to be careful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,280 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 8/11/2008
Twilight: Breaking Dawn all over again by mpclover reviews
Bella is having a little baby boy! Jacob takes the couple to a parenting class, jane is out to destroy everything that Bella holds dear! ...and is Bella pregnant...AGAIN? Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,145 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marriage bond by IheartDracoandRon reviews
The author of Protection brings you Marriage bond. My shot at Dramione marriage law. As you can guess, it is about a marriage law. Hermione, Harry, and Ron are back at Hogwarts to finish their 7th year when the Ministry drops a bombshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,142 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Who are you? by emzycullen reviews
Edward never came back after New Moon. Bella, who is now a vampire changed by Laurent, never got over Edward. Edward also never got over Bella. One day, Bella gets a new co worker the same day Edward starts his new job. Coincadence?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,034 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 2/1/2009
The Clique: The Second Generation by Socialite Lucy reviews
The Clique is back! Well, their daughters are, anyways. The Pretty Committee, now run by Massie's daughter, rules BOCD.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,322 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
Elizabeth Mason by vampirewannaberiss reviews
How did Elizabeth know what Carlisle could do for Edward? Did she ever have another love, other than Edward senior? Did Elizabeth Mason fall in love with a..... vampire? R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Elizabeth
The Pretty Committee Meets Their Match by Socialite Lucy reviews
When a new clique moves to Westchester, its a fight for the throne at Briarwood-Octavian County Dayschool, better known as BOCD. Two cliques at war. It's survival of the fittest. Or at least the sneakiest!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,190 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009
Immortal by WorldsApartx reviews
I'm Taylor. My dad is Jacob Black and my mom is Bella Swan. I'm half-werewolf, but only my family know that. The only problem is, I'm falling for Blake Cullen... and he's a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,178 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Not Your Girl by rpattzluvr61 reviews
Bella Swan is now attending MHA. What will happen when her new roomate's brother who is the player on campus finds Bella as his biggest challenge yet? ALL HUMAN OOC. BXE? AXJ RXE R&R PLEASEEEE! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,962 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Toxic Rave by xAngelicxDevil reviews
it has been 100 years since edward left bella victoria changed her she is now Raven lead singer of Toxic Rave the #1 band on the charts when they move back to forks to discover the cullens there will bella reveal herself to them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 24,046 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Emo Singer Bella by bree.the.vampier reviews
Bella is Emo but she loves singing. her family is very very rich. what will happen when they move to the small town of Forks? will Bella still take her pain out on herself? will she meet another person like her? BETTER SUMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,601 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella
Jasper and May by May Whitlock reviews
Jasper has a little sliver box hidden in his room that only himself knows and has seen.Jasper has protected a secret since he was fifteen.Can Edward or Alice find out and who is May?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,133 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Jasper
Escape the Fate by OlaMarmota reviews
Bella Swan is a Jewish girl living in Denmark during WW2. Her mother and father have been relocated, and she's on the run. WILL BE ON A LONG, LONG HAITUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
After Dawn by fastbackgirl reviews
What if when Edward came back in New Moon, Bella was no longer there. She was turned by someone else. Will she ever want to see him again? Rated T just in case. Sorry, the story is better than the summary. My first fanfic, not to harsh please! on hold
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,846 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Teacher, My Murderer, My Mother: Esme Cullen by xx.Meryl reviews
Esme is trilled to be teaching second grade, but when she finds one of her students in less then great shape, she must make a split second decision on behalf of this young girl. Life as a Cullen or Death?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,073 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Esme - Complete
Some Things Just Aren't Easy by ohsosweetlove reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since birth. Edward's sweet as hell but Bella really doesn't see the appeal that every single girl Edward brings home at night does. Better Summary inside. All Human BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,651 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Lies and Deception by ceci.chun reviews
Edward left Bella 80 years ago, and now she's changed. She is part of another coven and has lived in Forks for the past few years. The arrival of the Cullen family threatens to change everything she's tried to forget. Sequel: Show Me How To Live
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 45,649 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Secret by MothOnTheLightbulb reviews
Edward has a bad feeling about Bella going to visit Jacob Black. But he lets her visit him while he hunts. Was it a mistake? Team Edward. Reviews welcome! I am finished with this story. But there is a sequal up for it call Amity.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Picture Perfect Girl by iNsAnEyEtSaNe reviews
They ran into each other at the mall. Add in some wolf-whistling, DDR, and Hollister. What do you get? Some romance and love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
My Decision by Lunaofthenight reviews
What if Bella has a twin that Charlie chose to put up to adoption? Then Bella found out her and she was being abused. Not even ordinary abuse....... rated T for violence I might put in.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008
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Me VS My Family reviews
Bella is 17 and lives in a horrible home. Her mom is an alcoholic and so is her dad. Her sister, Mia, treats her like dirt. And on top of all that her parents beat her. Sorry Im horrid at summaries. Plz don’t get mad and have gnomes chase after me!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Little Orange That Could reviews
ORANGES RULE
Kiesha'ra - Rated: K - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2009
Battle of the Alphas
Massie is ready to rule the eighth grade until a new clique from LA comes in and is more popular than the Pretty Committee! Her and the alpha of the California Hotties, Sydney, are ready to do whatever it takes to reach the top!
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Massie B., Claire L.