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Joined 02-13-09, id: 1837350, Profile Updated: 08-09-11
Author has written 17 stories for Vocaloid, Death Note, Growing Up Creepie, Danny Phantom, Ouran High School Host Club, Hanna is not a Boys Name, Silent Hill, BioShock, Binding of Isaac, Jhonen Vasquez, and Ruby Gloom.

Good morning Starshine The Earth says Hello!

Tis is my page it's full of junk, but that's okay. You probably don't care._

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2000 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

REMEMBER WHEN ...
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Copy This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry, but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if... you remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!, Rocko's Modern Life, Animaniacs, Gargoyles. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just can't resist finishing this... "in west Philadelphia born and raised..." You remember Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading Goosebumps. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence... not. When everything was settled by rock-paper-scissors or "bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish" or Ms. Mary Mack. When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular. You remember the ORIGINAL Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny. You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, Reading Rainbow, and Ghostwriter on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo? books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters. You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes vs. CD players. Making those little paper fortune cootie catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs." You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word... Trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Wild Thornberrys, Power Rangers, Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. You remember Carebears. Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original Walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" ...enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the Playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging ... Before Sidekicks & iPods ... Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 ... Before Spongebob ... Before Tupac was shot. When light-up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 95 cents a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days...

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

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To the Stars by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity will reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 499,287 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 9/23/2011
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30087 - Favs: 16,339 - Follows: 14,438 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mysterion Mythos: Damien's Inferno by Jizena reviews
Sequel to Cthulhu Fhtagn. Four years after the R'lyeh crisis, Hell starts to creep its way closer to Earth, using paths the human eye can't see. Kyle has become the target of a grudge-ridden group of activists, Hell wants Kenny back, and Cartman's having some real family issues. And worlds may indeed collide without the help of a Guardian Angel. See profile for next update!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 255,100 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Kenny M., Mysterion
Sea of Broken Dreams by jschneids reviews
On the verge of escaping Rapture, Eleanor and Subject Delta are separated once more. In Rapture and on the surface, new enemies and allies abound, but who can be trusted? Can they survive to be reunited? Please review, some OC's.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 139,799 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Delta, Eleanor L. - Complete
Through a Glass, Darkly by valkyrie-alex reviews
For every choice you make, every path you follow...there is always a what if Sometimes, there are thousands of them. Eventual slash, VR now with fresh pine scent...er...new R rating.
Static Shock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,418 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 1/8/2005
Two Step by Disrupted Original reviews
Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 218,108 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Nick - Complete
Towards the End by Curious Nightingale reviews
"...If we're the same and you don't wish to be man or demon, then my blood right now will ensure I'll be the one to turn you into a monster. I would never allow anything else..." Alternative to Anderson's death. M for blood, violence, yaoi. AAxA. Completely reworked, Chapter 4 up
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,548 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Alucard, Alexander
Through The Witch's Eyes by GoldsteinM reviews
New poems by the Witches themselves. NEW: Status Update
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,317 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Kyubey, Homura A.
Wrath and Love by Kailean reviews
All Pepito ever wanted was the world, and Todd. But Todd could never bring himself to join the cause, and they drifted. Fast forward to the present, and Pepito now rules Earth. Word comes from the labor camps: they found Todd, and in him a serious threat.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,743 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Squee, Pepito, Edgar V., Señor Diablo/Mr. Satan
Well, It Involves Spandex by Close But No Cigar reviews
"It's okay Jinx, if I were you I'd ogle me the most too." The frustrated yelp she emitted traveled through the door as he beamed to himself.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Kid Flash, Jinx
All the Sinner Saints by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Jimmy and him, they're both artists, part of that elite caste of bright eyed visionaries who leave the streets red and naked and beautiful. Jimmy doesn't know what his story is, or exactly what he wants from this, but he does know one thing: some day, he'll see that fucker bleed. It'll be so romantic. Mmy/Edgar
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Jimmy, Edgar V. - Complete
The One-Shot: A Knife and a Needle by Motaki reviews
Standalone AU, inspired by "The Shawl of Sherlock Holmes". John is a leatherworker; most people don't understand what the term entails.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Horrifying Sequel by Kaaps N. Senugat reviews
Well, Exactly what it says on the tin...A sequel that shall hopefully frighten you all out of your skins.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 68 - Words: 107,769 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012
Thrill of the Chase by NebulousMistress reviews
Follows The Hero's Villain. Multiple stories left to tell. Multiple ways to tell them.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,330 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Boohoo by Her Head In the Clouds reviews
Oh, Daniel. Forget the monsters. I am your personal demon, and I will tease you relentlessly.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Daniel - Complete
Pasodoble by Robin Mask reviews
Jill knew what the dance meant. She knew what power the music held, how the spell it weaved could capture the strongest of souls, and she didn't fear "the Matador", but what she did fear was the dance that Leon and D danced . . . Two-shot.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - [Count D, Leon] Jill - Complete
Wasteland by AnneriaWings reviews
It was hopeless. Like a desolate, lonely wasteland, my life had faded into a mere shadow of its former self.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/19/2010
Losing Yourself In The Storm by Kelly Greyer reviews
Have you ever noticed how everyone, always refers to Ororo as Storm and not her actual name? Well here is a one shot that takes a short glimpse into her Ororo feels about losing herself in the storm.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Storm/Ororo M. - Complete
A Proper Gentleman by dclarien reviews
When Zia's singin' reminds ol' Zulf of his long-lost love, ain't nothin' anyone can do to cheer him up. Or is there?
Bastion - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Zulf - Complete
Golden Hairpin Pricks the Skin by Thagguy reviews
I killed her because she is a monster. She just didn't know it yet.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Mami T. - Complete
laughing and playing in flowers by singing like blue reviews
because everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Rue, Katniss E. - Complete
Cravings by Maiden of the Moon reviews
It is said little girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice. No wonder, then, that their souls are so tasty.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Kyubey - Complete
The Hero's Villain by NebulousMistress reviews
Post-PP. You trusted them. And now look where you ended up. A story on heroes, villains, and necessity.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
Respawn by Silikat reviews
In Test Chamber Ten, Chell is surrounded by corpses. Not that this bothers her any more. She just wants to escape. Warning for descriptions of violence and death.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
The End of Boredom by SiFi270 reviews
Lauren Faust sends Andrew Hussie a valentines card. What could she possibly have planned?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Discord, Lord English - Complete
The Mysterion Mythos: Cthulhu Fhtagn by Jizena reviews
Kenny's journey to discover who he is leads him deeper into the Cult of Cthulhu. Stan & Kyle face their own challenges but are desperate to help,and Butters & the rest of the town heroes verge on chaos & insanity. Kenny/Red, Style, others. M for violence.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 495,792 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Kenny M., Mysterion - Complete
The Creeping Messiah Complex by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
End of the world as we know it? Check. Four do-gooder idiots in an RV? Check. Hanna's amazing ability to complicate anything by simply breathing? Double check. There ain't no rest for the wicked, and the wages of sin are... sainthood? Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,861 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
The Curse by NebulousMistress reviews
Weird AU written for Halloween. Sequel to The Gift: Huddy never happened, vicodin never stopped, Thirteen's back. What happens when predator becomes prey? What could hunt a werewolf?
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Of Oddness and Rumors by Elithay reviews
Professor Daniel was a strange man.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Severus S., Daniel - Complete
One of Those Nights by PengyChan reviews
Silence is a luxury you rarely can enjoy in Arkham, but some nights you can just close your eyes and enjoy the silence. Scarecrow/Mad Hatter friendship, deals with pretty dark subject matters. Set before/during/after the "Lock-Up" episode. Warnings in the A/N of the first chapter.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,109 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Harley Q., Jonathan C., Mad Hatter, Ventriloquist
The Waiting Man by Misty78 reviews
For Tessa...
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Complete
The Saffron Soul by BeautifulFiction reviews
When a killer blurs the lines of alchemy in an effort to seal two souls together, Ed finds himself under suspicion from the police. Can he prove he is innocent, or are he and Roy doomed to suffer the consequences of the killer's ideals? Eventual RoyxEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 276,318 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Organic by Demyrie reviews
ConWorth series. Part VIII: One of these days, Conrad's Suck will reach critical mass and he will be forced to undergo character growth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,789 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
Tiresias by hey-oh reviews
What he said turned out to be prophetic, but of course, no one was listening. Oracle Turret and Chell have a small conversation.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Chell, Oracle Turret - Complete
Backpack's True Objective by Siv the Fish reviews
The Justice League's inner thoughts on Static, Gear, and even Backpack.
Static Shock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Richie/Gear
Whispers from the Rye by SomniumQuiesco reviews
Yuuri finds himself engaged to politics while Wolfram has troubles of his own. Wolfyuu. Post Season 2. Plenty of plot, politics, and porn. COMPLETE.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 445,393 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 2915 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
CoffinSide by Ruin Takada reviews
*SPOILERS* When Light dies, Sayu can't help but not cry. However, things can't help but twist out from there, and before you know it, the rules are defied. A competition fic, for anyone to write a continuation to. Read story and profile for more info .
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Light Y., Sayu Y.
You Monster by Kamiki77 reviews
***SPOILERS FOR P2*** Filling in the gaps on how Caroline became GLaDOS. Cave Johnson/Caroline / please R&R
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Caroline, Cave Johnson, GLaDOS - Complete
Another Word For Exile by Struthious reviews
Chell had forgotten the word for "rain". Oneshot, Portal 2, spoiler warning
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Warlock by kamesen reviews
The main character is an uninfected male version of the witch. Featuring Zarla's female versions of smoker and hunter, and Jazaaboo's female versions of charger and jockey, all of whom have inspired me endlessly. Rated M for violence and language.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,001 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Complete
The Gift by NebulousMistress reviews
Weird one-shot AU. Mid season 7 team, Huddy never happened, vicodin never stopped, House/Wilson friendship. House treats a patient with 'clinical lycanthropy'. Turns out it's not just 'clinical'...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,317 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Charlotte's Cuisine Critique by Abicion reviews
I felt Charlotte was an interesting and complex character, so I decided to explore her with a deeper narrative that went beyond OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Mami T. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1998) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,717 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
Last Straw by WTFWonder reviews
The Scarecrow is tired of trivialization. He lets the public know using the proper supervillain etiquette.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Selfishly Superficially Shallow by Yumi-chan-likes-chainsaws reviews
"But that would be shallow of me." They are words that should have never fallen from his mouth; but they did. How could a narcissist like that actually say those words with such...force. It was unknown.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Tamaki S., U. Nekozawa - Complete
Me Monty, You Amy by VampireNaomi reviews
This is a series of random one-shots about Monkey Fist, DNAmy and their relationship - or in many cases, the lack of it.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 3/20/2009 - [Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist, Amy H./DNAmy] - Complete
The Down Low by p.r. fox reviews
Luce Worth is ten years old when his fist collides with Lamont's nose for the very first time. Things just got better from there.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Dr. Worth, Lamont T. - Complete
Happy Dust by Jay2645 reviews
I was let out of the funny farm to make people wearing the other color happy with my happy dust. They dance and sing and then they fall asleep from exhaustion. I'm being paid to make people happy. I'm so happy they let me out of the funny farm.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Pyro
Japanese Now! by Oceans in Hand reviews
A fanfiction for my Japanese textbook. Boy, never thought I'd say anything like that. Author's note inside, will contain slash and underage drinking.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009
Of Convenience by Annenburg reviews
Kirk needs to get married for political reasons. Spock offers himself as the logical choice. Warning: story contains allusions to MPREG.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,567 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 81 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Secrets Of Scary People by J-Horror Girl reviews
There's something living in that chest. It's been in there for two hundred years. Don't fool yourself. The lock isn't broken. It just doesn't work... from the outside.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,616 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - J. Crane
Serious Doubt by Ranting Flamer 2060 reviews
Family is what you make it. Hawkgirl wonders if they will make it without their families. One-shot. VirgilxRichie slash implied.
Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Virgil/Static, Richie/Gear - Complete
The Line by WTFWonder reviews
Plasmius should never have crossed it.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Vlad M., Dan Phantom - Complete
Lab Rat by AnneriaWings reviews
The look on my parents' faces – eager, curious, somewhat hateful – wasn't exactly hard to give away their intentions. I knew what they were going to do to me even before Mom snapped on a pair of rubbery, white latex gloves.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Danny F. - Complete
Real Life by Cordria reviews
And what if it WAS real?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,141 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Danny F., Sam M.
Verd'ika by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
It starts... somewhere. Maybe it starts with zombies. Maybe it starts with a rescue mission. Maybe it starts somewhere outside of what scientists and historians can quantify. But it is universal, wild, and unabashedly stupid. My best enemy. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Free by Hobbithearted reviews
Just for a few seconds, at least. Spoilers for the end of the game, and new ending?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
An Endless mystery by Shimy reviews
Basically, this is what happens between the moment Kida returned and the end of the movie. Now rated T just to be safe.
Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,797 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008
PSOH Band Ficlets Round II 'Queen' by tigersilver reviews
Even as little kid, Chris likes to draw pictures of his favorite people, in stories that he makes up in his mind. His family, mostly, and that feeling never changes, even if everything else does.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Chris, Count D - Complete
Uncle Murdoc's Story Time by ElapsingSpiral reviews
Noone tells a story quite like Uncle Murdoc - tonight's topic: how Mr 2-D came to have a hickey on the cover of Demon Days. First person POV, completely silly and plenty of language. M/2D
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Murdoc N., 2D - Complete
Fatherhood by Faith Harris reviews
Bobby Denton's transformation into a Big Daddy, as he can remember it. Original Characters; written prior to Bioshock 2
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Big Daddy, Little Sister - Complete
A Path Not Taken by Icarus Defiled reviews
D watches a tiger run through a bamboo forest at sunset.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Count D, Leon - Complete
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,780 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Fun With Ventrilo by Historyman101 reviews
We all know Neru is a troll, but let's see what happens when she takes her trolling skills to the world of ventrilo and use it to annoy the hell out of anyone she happens to find. Who will fall victim to her vent harassments next! Rated T for some lang
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,065 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Neru A.
Samhainophobia by Urotnik reviews
The Scarecrow finds refuge in a small community near Gotham. Having been forcefully reminded of his home town, he plans on giving everyone a Halloween they'll never forget... But as he observes the residents, he himself becomes influenced by the town.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,907 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Such Sweet Sorrow by KHwhitelion reviews
"Oh Emily…." He cried, tilting his gaze towards the darkening sky, "….wherever you are….please look after my son." A much older Victor's final thoughts on someone he holds very dear.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Jack S., Victor V. - Complete
Spiderfly by Jynx'sbox reviews
Sequel to NFM. All roads eventually lead back to where we started, if they are followed long enough. An end never written and a beginning forgotten. 'What ever you do to me don't act like I'm nothing, because I'm not going anywhere.' Actual Epilogue added
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,352 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
Twofish by Grindylowe reviews
A love story about angels and demons. Also, fish.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Rudititude by Demeter1973 reviews
Dr. Lecter has a new book! He's here with Stephen Colbert to discuss - one shot satire that I hope you'll find appealing . . .
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009
Strawberry Pie by Shimy reviews
Kida has been too curious about surface-world cuisine, and is now entitled, like the rest of the Ulysses crew, to undergo one of Cookie's meals. But none of them had expected a dessert. One-shot.
Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Love Pie by VampireSquid reviews
A very short story that required escape. Pairing: Mother Mae-eye and Mad Mod. Mother Mod? Mad Mae-eye? It's a peculiar pairing, but you never know, it might make sense.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Mad Mod - Complete
Somethings by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
I do not know if we are toys to our Gods, but I do know that we are Gods to our toys. And for the sake of such devotion, many horrors could be committed.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Squee, Shmee - Complete
In the Name of Thaddeus by Shimy reviews
Set after Milo's Return. Our favorite scholar is given the opportunity to have his revenge...
Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,284 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Against the Wind by Dungeonwriter reviews
Bridging the gap between Lightspeed and Titans Together, Jinx may have saved Kid Flash once, but she still is a villain and he wants to save her from a life in crime. In this chapter: Wally and Jinx, just for this moment
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 146,016 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
The Luna Challenge by Alexander Ripley reviews
What happens when Luna meets Voldemort......
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Luna L., Voldemort
Offline Reality by TwilightRein reviews
Endrance wants to convey his beating heart to Haseo. He takes Haseo to an area and shows him the reality of avatar space. Then their intial contact begins. Later Silabus wants to organize an offline party. HasEn, Ryou/Kaoru. Onsided love on Silabus part.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,629 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/8/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Haseo, Endrance - Complete
Dementors, Misunderstood by VampireSquid reviews
Dementors are really good-natured creatures that have an unfortunate thirst for knowledge. See things that the species could never tell you, but wish you knew. Involves nonsensicle ramblings about fire crabs. K for sheer creepiness of the main topic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Angel by Kusabi Makabe reviews
A young woman learns that the demands of the brain will not go unacknowledged.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Little Sister, Jack R. - Complete
Gods and Their Strange Origins by Super Swung Dash reviews
Creating a super being is a complicated process. Warden origin story of sorts?
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Vaccine by The Illegible reviews
Scarecrow finds himself feeling philosophical before a crime. Oneshot.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jonathan C. - Complete
A Bullet Ridden Valentine by Tendo Rei reviews
Jervis Tetch doesn't know the meaning of the word no. Jonathan Crane is well aware of this. That's why he's running.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
The Same as a Duck by OliveOilMed reviews
Luna is always one for being the center of attention, usually unintentonally. And when Luna waltzes into Potions class one day with a live duck tucked under her arm, Professor Snape can't help but ask for thr reason why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
The 999 Haunts by Fyras14 reviews
Ever wondered about the 999 ghosts that live in the Haunted Mansion? Learn their stories, and the many secrets that surround this Mansion and the 999 haunts that inhabit it...unfortunately for you,dear readers,learning their stories won't be that easy.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 150 - Words: 109,706 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 10/30/2007
Move Down by BloodofthePen reviews
Three Hatters walk into a bar. Jervis Tetch, Reginald Theophilus the Third, and Hatter Madigan all meet for a drink. Gratuitous amounts of tea consumed, problems discussed, and philisophical discussions ensue. Enjoy!
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Mad Hatter, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Meet the Reaper by Artemis Day reviews
Where do we go after death anyway? The cast of Death Note is about to find out as one by one, they face Death...who isn't particularly happy to see any of them. Sometimes it's hard being a Grim Reaper. Spoilers and VERY SLIGHT crossover with Harry Potter
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Light Y., L, Mello, OC - Complete
Bum Reviews: Hellsing by Crow T R0bot reviews
Everyone's favorite homeless guy: Chester A. Bum, gives us his scatterbrained, tangental thoughts on the Hellsing TV Series.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Sixty Years in a Water Tower by Meltha reviews
Didja ever wonder what the Warner siblings did when they were locked up in that water tower for so many decades?
Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Adjustment by Michael J.J reviews
Even though the Earth is safe from the Disasteroid, Danny still has a lot on his plate, like his exposed secret, his relationship with Sam, and some bitter enemies out for revenge.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,015 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Lovebirds by D.K. Archer reviews
One sided Todd/Kurt, Kurt/Amanda. May contain disturbing content. Kurt just wants the notes to stop.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Dawn in the Basement by vaudevillain king reviews
Somewhere in between the broken pieces, Walter finds the time to hope.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Return of Dani Phantom by R.tistiC reviews
A few years after Phantom Planet, an unexpected visitor comes. And she's getting pumped. An encounter with The Guys in White, Wulf making a new friend, Danny being saved in grave peril: It all leads up to one thing... The Dani with an 'I' is back.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,585 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Dani, Danny F. - Complete
The Mangina Monologues by irishhair reviews
Old Gregg talks about his downstairs mixup. Rated M for a reason!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
Musings of a character by LittleRit reviews
I write to you because I feel I need to address some strange problems I've had....' A letter from Chihiro, to nobody inparticular about the problems in being a popular character. Slight AU - no real world at all.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Chihiro O.
Sent by Eidolon Wisp reviews
Still alive? Not quite... A Portal fic
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
Barber Man and Baker Girl by Elwing-Evenstar reviews
Something I came up with in ten minutes right after watching Sweeney Todd for the first time.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
The King takes a Queen by PaisleyRose reviews
This story is inspired by the picture of the Same name on Deviant Art. By Coquettishness A true work of art!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,302 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by The Kat Valentine reviews
-First in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Gotham City is the new home to lackluster journalist Harvey Tinkle, a failure in most respects. But when she meets Cleveland, her neighbor, she's in for more than she bargained for. Enter: the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,404 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Joker - Complete
The Prince by Neverending Odyssey reviews
He is not a saint. He is not God. Even his sense of justice is skewed. After all, how can Kira rationalize his use of the Death Note when he himself is nothing but a common criminal? A member of the yakuza? LxRaito, AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 123,568 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Light Y., L
Impaired by Gaia Faye reviews
The Holy Mother is not yet empowered, and for a certain sacrament, death is not the end. SH4, post '21 Sacraments' ending. Contains semiSLASH.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,162 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Henry T., Walter S. - Complete
moves in mysterious ways by Lisse reviews
Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella - Complete
Ode To Mary Sue by OnlyALittleMad reviews
A recipe to fix up Miss Mary
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Eschatos by Quantum Witch reviews
(2008) An interrupted vacation. An irregular assignment. An embarrassing moment. A desperate night. A terrifying realisation. A miraculous meeting. And a happy ending.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Song Without A Name by Lady Yate-xel reviews
Reincarnation is complicated, and apparently, not a refined system. When the lines between lives are blurry at best, and memories seep in from the person you were, do you stay the person you are? Who do you want to be, and do you want to be seen?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,263 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Johnny C., Edgar V. - Complete
Queen by BlackElement7 reviews
She is Queen of the Underworld, no matter what happens.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
My Confession by Green Raven Katt reviews
Prince Vince writes an autobiography, explaining his life, death, and why he is so emo. Hinted CatCF crossover.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
There and Back Again by Chaos Dragon reviews
He was gone at seventeen, lost to a choice that wasn't entirely his own. After three years Danny comes back to an Amity that is not his home, to a family and friends who'd thought him dead, and to a task that could very well break him. DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,424 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Squee's Fantastical Field Trip of DOOM by WTFWonder reviews
Squee’s class is taking an educational field trip to the zoo, but they’re short one chaperone. Guess who volunteers? JTHM.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Squee, Johnny C.
Turnabout Coming Out by Ellcrys reviews
In which Maya finally explains to Pearl that she and Phoenix are never going to get married and live happily ever after. Phoenix agrees... until she gets to the 'why' part.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
A Consistent Want by Ferosh reviews
Sequel to A Dietary Need. Following the story off where we left it at the end of HalfBlood Prince. RWHP Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,817 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Living On Bottled Time by Cody Thomas reviews
Of all the times he'd lived, one pair of souls still tugged at his heart. LeonD. AU. Crossover with Sandman. Romance, slight citrus, Death.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Roundabout by Streets of Fire reviews
[Oneshot] Starfire has a way with phrasing things. Banter!fic
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Starfire, Raven - Complete
The Lazarus Effect by Millie M. Banshee reviews
A poem in Abel's POV. Abel comtempletes what what will happen to him as he's dying, while he's dead, and when he comes back to life. It's a little sad but sweet too. You have to read this. Pretty please! I know y'all want to! One Shot
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Tunnel Vision by captainkodak1 reviews
Kim and Ron are now lost in time. They have faced the Titanic, the Civil war, seen the Wright Brothers, lived through WWII, and the Old West. They are home now coping with what has happened.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 136,422 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
In a Glass, Darkly by Subtilior reviews
Dr. Sarah Williams, psychiatrist, wants fiercely to succeed. A tormented patient, Aaron Cohen, wants only to sleep. But they have something in common ... and that something wants nothing less than Sarah herself ... Pika's Reverse Illustration Challenge.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,544 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Chocociology by fxkoala reviews
Alternate Universe of CatCF movie in which Mister Willy Wonka never held his Golden Ticket contest. A very ordinary and usual boy bumps into a very extraordinary and unusual man.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 147,634 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/6/2005
Little Sister Shotgun by Lord Yellowtail reviews
Dennis was never close to his sister, but until he learned the truth, it never really bothered him. After a particularly nasty night, he realizes he wants that to change, and admits something about himself he had done his best to ignore.
Life and Times of Juniper Lee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Complete User’s Guide And Manual For Willy Wonka by sparrowed reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! And thank you for ordering your very own Wonka Unit! In order to make the most of your amazing chocolatier, please read the following and absolutely nothing should go awry...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
My Hero is You by Oceans in Hand reviews
Moa participates in a karaoke contest at the hospital. Minor Rail/Moa, oneshot.
Storm Thief - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Things I Learned from Courage the Cowardly Dog by avatarjk137 reviews
A good cartoon teaches you things. Funny things. Here are 25 of the valuable life lessons I learned from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Rated K plus, like the show should be. My first oneshot! Oh yeah, review, please.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Toe Tapping Fun by Telanu reviews
Set during the film, before Lecter is transported to Memphis. Clarice Starling is going to make Hannibal Lecter an offer that, frankly, he can't afford to refuse.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Waiting at the Park by mkyla reviews
While waiting at the park Snape is confronted by Mormons. Note includes religious themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Phantom's Sketchbook by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Mr. Lancer finds himself in an unparalleled situation, he has access to something which can give him incredable insight into the personal workings of Amity Park's local ghost teen hero, Danny Phantom. COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,818 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Bleeding Hearts by Carrie7 reviews
The sequel to Weeping Willow is here! Based on XMen 3: The Last Stand HARDCORE SPOILERS WillowKurt, JackieAngel. The new school year has started:Willow is finally teaching and Jackie has to come to grips that her own body houses an amazing amount of power
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,800 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
All Cats Are Grey In The Dark by ladyFrost2 reviews
Gotham's full of waifs and strays. Sometimes a few of them end up in the same place at the same time.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Anything and Everything by Enlee reviews
Wilson is now divorced...... HouseWilson slash. Chapter 40 is up. The Last Chapter. Please read and review!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 34,528 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Deathday Revelations by Angel Baby1 reviews
Just shy of his second year, Danny learns of a custom meant to honor the day each ghost first entered the next world. Now the great Danny Phantom must face a throng of well meaning ghosts and somehow survive their gifts with his secret and sanity intact
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 166 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
The Dead God Sketch by Quinn and his Quill reviews
For those of you familiar with Frederich Nietzsche, and his famous God is Dead statement. What if Mssr. Nietzsche was not satisfied with his dead deity...
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Live at Heaven's Night by xeyes reviews
Post SH4, “Eileen’s Death”. After it’s over, two men meet in a familiar bar…and discuss wounds that may never heal. Spoilers for the games and the movie, and lots of angst. M for usual SH themes, a little strong language, and a tiny bit of suggestiveness.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Scraps by Disuse reviews
Scraps has waited for so long, oh, so long. But Scraps will wait forever for his Master and Mistress to come home...[OneShot]
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
L'amour est une Chose Drôle by Dude13 reviews
Love is in the air for Foster's favorite eight year old! Unfortunately, that's not exactly the same picture some of the others are getting....[oneshot]
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Mac, Goo - Complete
Heat Wave by ferretgirl-1124 reviews
Speedy goes to ask Aqualad a question, and ends up getting more then he bargained for. SpeedyxAqualad.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Aqualad, Speedy - Complete
Hindsight by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
No man creates himself in isolation, and no mother intends her child to be a monster. A story of the Yagami family.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Sachiko Y., Light Y. - Complete
Sadie, Sadie by Telanu reviews
When Leon Orcot gets an idea in his head, there's no stopping him. DxLeon yaoi. Now Complete!
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,577 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Complete
Merlot by Wicked Seraphina reviews
Poetic ponderings on the reason why Willy Wonka has such a considerable following of fawning females.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2005
Room of Angel by SageoWind218 reviews
The 'Descent of the Holy Mother' has been completed... so why can't Walter find Henry's ghost? Silent Hill 4 Spoilers
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Complete
Cell Block F by The Island Hopper reviews
The last room at the end of the hallway holds proof that competition can be an ugly thing...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2005
Frankenstein's Creation: The Sins of Hans by Pyrobes reviews
For English Class, Alternate Ending. Contains Monster Viewpoint, murder and rape.
Frankenstein - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2005
Origins by Estrella reviews
Think you know who's who in Halloween Town? Think again. Rated PG13 for adult themes, language, and deaths.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,113 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2643 - Favs: 6,285 - Follows: 401 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Save Point: Hell Is Repetition by Patrick Phelan reviews
Like somebody's groping through my mind... (Silent Hill 2)
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2004
Forever Jack by Leisure reviews
Jack Sparrow DIES a painful yet somewhat humorous death...Short and sweet.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Complete
The Cricket and the Wild Rose by Cassidy-Walker reviews
A Victorian style Fairy Tale
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/25/2004
An Ode to the Freakish Sleepy Hollow vibes by Renice reviews
Rating for a swear word. Um... this will probably make sense to no one but that's okay. Read and reivew please.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2004
The Infamous Horse Sketch by Xuchilbara reviews
Petshop of Horrors/Vampire Hunter D/Monty Python crossover. Count D sells D a faulty horse. Laughter ensues, I hope.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2003
Kneels Before God by Lady Jaida reviews
Aziraphale confesses his sins and gets a little more than he's bargained for. R&R, buggers! ^_^
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2002
Bunny's Odyssey by Leftomaniac reviews
The pet shop fills with terror as Lenore enters!
Roman Dirge - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2002
Now and Later by Leftomaniac reviews
Fluff. Ever wonder what becomes of Jhonen and his characters in the future?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2002
The Dangers of Jumping to Conclusions by end-the-third reviews
Tenna gets a weird misconception about what happened to Devi when she went out with Nny, and goes to his house to... erhm, straighten things out.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2001 - Tenna, Johnny C. - Complete
A Kook at the Bar by SilverRope reviews
Lara Croft makes a guest appearance in this tale situated in a bar on the far side of imagination.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/20/2001
Storyteller by Caillean reviews
What if Jareth wasn't as beautiful as we all thought...?
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2000 - Jareth - Complete
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Insects reviews
There are a million different insects.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Tenna, Mr. Spooky - Complete
Eve Leaves Eden reviews
First in the Family series
Binding of Isaac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012
A mix of elements reviews
The elements of personality come in numerous forms,
Silent Hill - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Angela O., Eddie D.
Misery reviews
A sight in Hell
Crossover - Silent Hill & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Angela O., Pepito - Complete
R reviews
R Jack accepts the key to the city and bears the sins of the father into its years of fruition. Rapture lives.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Jack R.
Anathema Adopted from TheLastWatanagashi reviews
Sadoka has trouble making friends. She has an unintentionally scary disposition, from her looks to her negative personality. She trys to make the best of it, but things rarely go according to plan
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - U. Nekozawa, R. Kasonada
Parasite reviews
It didn't take long for Vincent to notice he was not alone
Silent Hill - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Vincent, Heather M. - Complete
Greif reviews
Sometimes it takes a moment and a joke,but really pushing through it was harder than ever. And you're not here. PostSH3 angst
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Heather M.
Marks
A sequel of sort for Musical. Charactors, and AU aren't mine.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F.
Musical reviews
Music is like Love. Detectie!UnZombie/Punk!Hanna AU
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie
Suprise inside reviews
Danni gets an email from a secret admirer, which sparks off a chain of events that has the Halfa reeling. DXY
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,114 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Dani, Youngblood
Visitors reviews
Creepie and Skipper Addams are on route to visit their cousins the Addams Family when the car runs out of gas near Gloomsville.
Crossover - Growing Up Creepie & Ruby Gloom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009
Coloring Blues reviews
Teto got bored very quickly and just watching Uncle Dell sleep in his chair with his head hanging back was just too tempting for her to resist.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Teto K., Dell H. - Complete
Go to Sleep, Dell! reviews
Haku thinks Dell should just go to sleep.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Haku Y., Dell H. - Complete
Underestimated reviews
Gakupo was really underestimated. Slight GakupoXHaku.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Haku Y. - Complete
Why I love him reviews
Sakime Manami muses over her love for Touta Matsuda. MatsudaXOC
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Matsuda T.
Singing reviews
It's what makes them perfect for each other. Just a story I made because I didn't see any on here. GakupoXHaku
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Haku Y. - Complete