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Joined 02-13-09, id: 1837387, Profile Updated: 07-10-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

A note from Alana:

- Thanks to everyone who is reading my profile! Please see the friends/best friends bit at the end here! It really makes me crack up!

OK, a few things about me! I live where i do, (hehe) and i have black wavy hair and green eyes. As for my age, well- my besty friends tell me that i'm getting old and my friends say i look young and refreshed... hehe. I'm in my teens.

I love Twilight Fanfiction!!

My favourite book:

Harry Potter

My fave colour:

red or blue or pink (depending on my mood)

Fave thing to do:

Hm... hang out with my buddies.

fave characters In Twilight :


Fave thing on fanfic:

Reviews~ I love it when people review my stories!!

As for my stories, i would love you to read both of them if you can! I promise i put my utmost effort into them, and, yeh. They are both V.v.v good.

Thanks for reading this!! if you have any questions or comments- please PM me!!

Alana xxoo

A Real Boyfriend-

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you


When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Alright, answer time!

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will be great and adventurous.

5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it? "

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days until..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you, laughing.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Alana xoxo

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The everlasting ROAD TRIP by Alicia.Maree reviews
Bella and her girls Alice and Rose are sick of dating dumb guys. While Edward and his guys are wanting commitment, both groups decide for a road trip. What will happen when they bump into each other. Will there be love? Please review All Human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,936 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Undeniable love by Rockergirluntil4ever reviews
Drinking, partying, one night stand, and drugs are normal for young Bella Swan. But will she stop after something happens, that might just change her life forever? Will she finally realize that she has what she needs right in front of her eyes?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,266 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vanity and Patience: A Rosalie Hale Story by Achelle Candy reviews
How does the vain and selfish Rosalie deal with an irrational newborn vampire who can't see past his lust for blood to even notice her? Will she be able to swallow her pride and have the patience to stand by him? Will Emmett be the man who can change her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 198,433 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Hell, aka French Class by Lady Saruman reviews
Emmett Cullen meets Rosalie Hale in French. Emmett is the first guy Rosalie has ever met who doesn’t immediately throw himself on her. Rather, she’s the one crushing on him first. When they finally give in to their wants, deep passion & love arise. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,245 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Before It's Too Late by PurpleHush reviews
Emmett and Rosalie meet again after their break up two years ago. They find out that each of them is currently involved in a relationship...what will they do if one of them realizes that breaking up was not the best thing they did?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,809 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Total Drama by edwardcullensbabii reviews
Edward and Jasper are brothers. Edward is over-protective of their flirtacious sister, Rosalie. That equals a lot of drama when you start adding everone else in. Rated M for Future lemons. All Human. not good at summaries, story is better.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Not Like the Rest by Poo2110 reviews
Rosalie shies away from men due to her past experiences. When she meets Emmett, can he show her that he's not like the others and gain her trust? Written for Oxygen.and.Cucumber's challenge. R X E All human. Please R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,698 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Cullen Prank Week by BellissaAdreana reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare Cullen Style! It's a year later, and Alice suddenley announces the Cullen's forgotten ritual of Prank Week! Now, knowing the way that the Cullens are, you know that this won't be a regular prank week! Oh no, they're going all out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
Waking Up In Vegas by Darcys Lady reviews
Rosalie and Emmett can't stand each other - unfortunately they have the same best friends. When their friends drag them off for a long weekend in Vegas with assurances that each other will not be in attendance hell breaks loose. Can love sneak its way in?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Acceptance by wild-lili reviews
The bookworm,the jock, the queen bee,the punk,the nonconformist,and the player secretly they all wanted one thing-Acceptance. What happens when six very different people are thrust together by fate? Read to find out!All human.Rated T just to be safe!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,205 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
A mothers love by xx.Meryl reviews
Girls at school give Alice a hard time. She comes home crying, and Esme comforts her by taking her on a girls afternoon. ALL HUMAN esme/alice mother/daughter relationship
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Alice, Esme - Complete
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Agent Swan: Mission Impossible reviews
When independent Agent Bella Swan is knocked unconcious in her office, her boss calls Agent Edward Cullen in to help her with her next mission. But as it becomes more complicated, will they realise that it's love, not hate, that draws them closer?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Overshadowed reviews
Bella Hale, or as the rest of Forks High knows her,'Rosalie's Sister' has always been in the shadow of her beautiful sister Rosalie. Will she remain as a shadow forever or will a certain Edward Cullen submerge her from the shadows?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,194 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Edward, Bella