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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello everyone!! Just wanted to say how happy I am to be a part of this website!! A little about me: I am a 33 year old, happily married Texan woman, that LOVES fan fiction.

My heart truly belongs to the Harry Potter series (mainly Dramione, since I believe that is what truly should have occurred.), but have strayed now and again to other types of fiction. I have found a new love in the form of the Walking Dead and the Boondock Saints. My goodness! What can I say!

I've enjoyed the creations of some of the talented writers on here, however I am trying, (in vain it seems), to stretch my proverbial legs in this area and write my own stories . I have betaed for my dear friend Madea's Rage during the Silence-verse, and continue to do so on her latest works. She is a true inspiration and a person with talents in which I can only hope to learn from and emulate.

If you would like to read some of her wonderful pieces, please visit her profile page. Be warned though, her work is much different from mine. Her themes are darker in most cases, and she tends to write more about the Death Eaters or from the Death Eaters perspective. Most of her work does contain CP or BDSM. You have been forewarned if you do decide to persue them. Most are rated M, and that is for a very good reason.

Love to Madea's Rage!!!

So in advance I don't own anything to do with Harry Potter or any other book/tv show/ect I may warp to fit my imagination. I am just borrowing the characters/certain places/ect that take my fancy. Please don't sue. I'm broke.

One of my favorite poems:

Mary Howitt (1799-1888)

The Spider And The Fly

"Will you walk into my parlor?" said the spider to the fly;
"'Tis the prettiest little parlor that ever you may spy.
The way into my parlor is up a winding stair,
And I have many curious things to show when you are there."
"Oh no, no," said the little fly; "to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again."

"I'm sure you must be weary, dear, with soaring up so high.
Well you rest upon my little bed?" said the spider to the fly.
"There are pretty curtains drawn around; the sheets are fine and thin,
And if you like to rest a while, I'll snugly tuck you in!"
"Oh no, no," said the little fly, "for I've often heard it said,
They never, never wake again who sleep upon your bed!"

Said the cunning spider to the fly: "Dear friend, what can I do
To prove the warm affection I've always felt for you?
I have within my pantry good store of all that's nice;
I'm sure you're very welcome - will you please to take a slice?"
"Oh no, no," said the little fly; "kind sir, that cannot be:
I've heard what's in your pantry, and I do not wish to see!"

"Sweet creature!" said the spider, "you're witty and you're wise;
How handsome are your gauzy wings; how brilliant are your eyes!
I have a little looking-glass upon my parlor shelf;
If you'd step in one moment, dear, you shall behold yourself."
"I thank you, gentle sir," she said, "for what you're pleased to say,
And, bidding you good morning now, I'll call another day."

The spider turned him round about, and went into his den,
For well he knew the silly fly would soon come back again:
So he wove a subtle web in a little corner sly,
And set his table ready to dine upon the fly;
Then came out to his door again and merrily did sing:
"Come hither, hither, pretty fly, with pearl and silver wing;
Your robes are green and purple; there's a crest upon your head;
Your eyes are like diamond bright, but mine are dull as lead!"

Alas, alas! how very soon this silly little fly,
Hearing his wily, flattering words, came slowly flitting by;
With buzzing wings she hung aloft, then near and nearer grew,
Thinking only of her brilliant eyes and green and purple hue,
Thinking only of her crested head. Poor, foolish thing! at last
Up jumped the cunning spider, and fiercely held her fast;
He dragged her up his winding stair, into the dismal den -
Within his little parlor - but she ne'er came out again!

And now, dear little children, who may this story read,
To idle, silly flattering words I pray you ne'er give heed;
Unto an evil counselor close heart and ear and eye,
And take a lesson from this tale of the spider and the fly.

And with that, Happy reading everyone!!

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Draco & Hermione Drabble Collection by Reetinkerbell reviews
All of the drabbles I have written for dmhgchallenge on LJ, all of which are Draco/Hermione in some way or form.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 348,679 - Reviews: 4484 - Favs: 4,251 - Follows: 5,327 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
9 Lives by AffairWithACrossbow reviews
The Story about two people finding themselves and each other in a world gone wrong. Takes place during the S4 Mid-Season Finale. CARYL fic
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 113,014 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Daryl D., Carol - Complete
The days that pass too quickly by Pat83 reviews
Collection of one-shots inspired by the best show ever - The Walking Dead. Stories are focused on Carol&Daryl mainly. Hope you'll enjoy!
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 141,286 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Daryl D., Carol, Karen
Autumn Smolder by SOA loving mom reviews
Third in my Drabble Series. Totally CARYL, if you don't like please don't read. Requests are taken and original ideas. Come on TWD writers, we are ready for CARYL! CARYL ON! Please give it a try! Rated M for Dixon mouth and smut! Other characters will be helping along the way!
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 127,529 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Daryl D., Carol
People Talk by AllMonstersRHuman reviews
Travis was never one to be smooth with the ladies, that was public knowledge. When a beautiful new roommate surrounded by scandal and intrigue moves into the loft and shows interest in him will he buckle under the pressure? What will people say if they get together? People will always talk, might as well give them something to talk about. Travis x OC
Gossip - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,790 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 6/15/2013
Turnabout by Little Cinch reviews
This starts as an alternate version of the flirting-on-the-bus scene from 3x01. Daryl decides to get even. Rating for potty mouth and sexy adult themes.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,471 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Carol, Daryl D. - Complete
Influence of Souls by Madea's Rage reviews
Sequel to "Strange and Invisible History". War has given way to an uneasy peace, but for how long? And at what cost?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 99 - Words: 435,626 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G.
The Last One Standing by definitelywalkerbait reviews
She had outlived all the other women from the original Atlanta group. She was the last one standing. Who could have seen that? Collection of drabbles, set after season 3. Disclaimer: The Walking Dead belong to Robert Kirkman and AMC. No copyright infringement intended. Chapter 51: Under Attack
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 230,282 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Carol, Daryl D.
Payback's a Bitch by pitbullsrok reviews
What really happened after the bar fight with the Russians? That is, before they broke in and decided to chain Connor to a toilet. Response to challenge from siarh. Rated M for the usual MacManus potty-mouth.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Connor M., Murphy M., Rocco - Complete
Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 225,830 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5290 - Favs: 8,508 - Follows: 3,258 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Profane by Shipperwolf reviews
She had gotten used to his dirty mouth. But she never expected his cursing to affect her like this. Caryl, rated for language and Mature!situations.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Carol, Daryl D. - Complete
Firewhiskey Fic: You Gotta Know When to Break 'Em by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Hermione discovers that her willpower is not omnipotent. A Jan 2012 Firewhiskey Fic entry - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Princess and the Ferret by FallingforWerewolves reviews
"Deranged." "Fine, I'll humor you on this one." When the kids ask Harry to tell them "The Princess and the Frog", Harry decideds to do his own version, much to the annoyance of Draco Malfoy. AU EWE DM/HG HP/GW RW/LB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dream Departure by scarlettcat reviews
Hermione quibbles with George over her satisfaction with a Daydream Charm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Their own little game by FallingforWerewolves reviews
"They did it all the time in school. It's like a game to them." Short one-shot with a lot of insults, most of which I hope you find funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What the bloody hell? by FallingforWerewolves reviews
Hermione, upset with Ron and Harry, yet again, goes to the library and attempts to read her novel. Draco, being Draco, decides to interrupt her. My first attempt at Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Beedle The Bard by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'BEEDLE THE BARD'. Post-Hogwarts-EWE. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One or More by MiHnn reviews
Draco's birthday wasn't supposed to be a memorable one, but it was. Now all he had to do was to get the witch he spent it with to admit that it was memorable too. Easy, right? - Written for Dramione Duet 2011 for Strawberry Kait.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Marrying the Sexiest One by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Hermione's wedding is in three days and her entire house is in shambles. But worst of all, her bitchy cousins are part of the bridal party and are driving poor Hermione mad. However, Hermione will find, their simple mindedness works to her advantage...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Certain Step by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Frustrated with the Minister for Magic and in possession of two left feet, Hermione is forced to take dance lessons. Under her instructors, she not only learns to move with grace, but gets more than she bargained for in the process. Veela!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,356 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Steal Some Covers, Share Some Skin by Alexis.Danaan reviews
So what if he was always a gentleman and charming? So what if he made her laugh? So what if her stomach jumped, her palms sweat and her heart raced every time he entered a room? It was nothing more than physical attraction. O/S EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,293 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Umber and Toadstools by Marmalade Fever reviews
Draco and Hermione do not agree about the mannerisms of owls or the state of Hermione's hair, or anything else, actually. Written originally as a set of shoutbox fics at Hawthorn and Vine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When Pretense Becomes Truth by angelrider93 reviews
Ficlet...When Draco interrupts Hermione destroying their dorm in a fit of temper, he takes it upon himself to help her after finding out the cause. It's always good when one is owed a favor by Hermione Granger after all DMHG Summary sucks but plz read..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sighs and Sacrifice: A Wizarding Romance by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Mix a sly Slytherin, a rule-loving Gryffindor, an unspoken mutual attraction, and a wizarding romance novel; suddenly Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are trapped by the written word. Will they find their own happy ending?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Grief and Sickness by cr8vgrl reviews
When Hermione gets run down and sick during her 7th year, it's up to Draco to get her to rest. But in doing so, will he finally admit what he feels for her? Gift for Countess Black ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Moon's Dark Side by Forever without him reviews
What would you do if the one person you loved, the one person you trusted, and the only happiness you had ever known, left you alone and heartbroken? Leah Clearwater had the answer to that. Screw you world! I’m out! Rated M for language and dark tones.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,157 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Leah, Seth - Complete
Frustration by huehuehuehhuehuheuh reviews
Draco Malfoy, Slytherin Sex God, is being denied by the entire female population of Hogwarts. How does Hermione Granger help him with this? RATED M FOR A REASON. Will be longer than a one-shot; R&R! UPDATE: POV fixed in the sixth chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 221 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Must Not Cause Trouble by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Someone once told me that laughter was the way to true love. It wasn't until a midnight meeting with George Fabian Weasley that I started to realize just how right they were. Starts half way through OOTP. Now complete!. GW/HG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 222,657 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
A Very Bellatrix and Narcissa Fairy Story by Madea's Rage reviews
With deepest apologies to Grimm et al, the ladies attempt to instruct the muggle masses by means of a story. Also, Bellatrix has a new follower. Implied strong content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Merry Fricking Christmas by nightwalker21492 reviews
A weasley family affair. Heard the song last night and just had to write a quick one-shot. Enjoy and dont forget to review. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/24/2010 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Those Silly Little Boys by Miss Arbitrary reviews
"Stand up, Hermione." Malfoy said. This was possibly the first time she'd ever heard him use her first name. "Why, because you fancy a duel?" "No, because I was planning to kiss you and I think it might be awkward to lean across, the way we're sitting."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Drunk On You by foggybythebay reviews
There had been some butterbeer and some banter, but what for the life of him, Draco couldn't remember what happened between that and finding himself beneath one Hermione Granger who was screaming out his name.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Bellatrix and Narcissa List of Suggestions by Madea's Rage reviews
Bellatrix and Narcissa attempt to give dating advice to the muggle masses, and Lucius gets a bit of unwelcome information.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Bellatrix L., Lucius M.
A Very Death Eater Meeting by Madea's Rage reviews
Minutes from a Death Eater's meeting, and Snape's thoughts about the same. Silence-verse, read A/N.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bellatrix L., Severus S.
A Time to Speak by Madea's Rage reviews
War isn't over when it ends'. Draco and Hermione's war is over. Isn't it? Sequel to 'Favor Me with Silence'. CP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 141,126 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy for the Win by SenoReadahSexi reviews
The girls skip dinner for some much needed alone time. Too bad Malfoy interupts... or maybe not. Also remember not to judge a story too harshly by its summary!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Having Knowledge of One Another by Madea's Rage reviews
Bellatrix and Greyback decide to learn a bit more about muggle culture, and come to no particular conclusion about anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bellatrix L., Fenrir G. - Complete
A Curious Thought by Bedelia reviews
Cinnamon, a new invention, and a lack of fluxweed land Fred and Hermione in a sticky situation. Written for the Twin Exchange Love is in the Air Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sucker Punch by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit. - After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to crash on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,225 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Firewhiskey, Kneazles and Night terrors, oh my! by Madea's Rage reviews
Snape has a nightmare, and realizes how deeply lazy the author really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Reunions by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger's 10th Hogwart's Reunion turns into the hottest night of her life as Draco Malfoy challenges her to a drinking game! FIC CHALLENGE. One-shot. Romance/Humor/Hot Shagging: Dramione/Draco x Hermione & Soft Slash-Blaise x Theo. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Eat That by remuslives reviews
Dinner at the Burrow is never boring. Hermione/George. Birthday fic for cr8vgrl!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/14/2010 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweet Caroline by gingercat0319 reviews
He was rich, single and disgustingly handsome. Learn how a four-year-old will turn his world up-side down. Sequel now posted - My Darling Caroline.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 96,808 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dare to Feel by cr8vgrl reviews
The twins enlist Hermione's help at WWW since Verity's getting married and leaving. However, when Fred's high maintenance girlfriend starts wearing on everyone's nerves, can Hermione let the love that's been brewing in her heart come out? Will she dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sunshine by Madea's Rage reviews
Silence-verse drabbles based on the children's song 'You are my Sunshine'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Love Story, Sort Of by MuslimBarbie reviews
"I hate you." "Rot in hell." – Whoever said that love stories need to make sense? Not that they have a love story. Because they don't. Not really... Only sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Favor me with Silence by Madea's Rage reviews
Silence is an easy text to misread. A.A Attanasio . Hermione strikes a bargain with Draco, and then things get interesting...CP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 179,356 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Malfoy Sort of Tale by Madea's Rage reviews
A thrilling tale of love, adventure, and bad language, from the quill of Draco Malfoy. And that muggle woman helped a bit, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Go With It by cr8vgrl reviews
Hermione is feeling left out during the holidays when someone sends her an anonymous love letter. Could this person be the one to truly love her? And do they share her rather...strong feelings about mistletoe?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Inner Workings by Madea's Rage reviews
Little known facts about the FMS-verse and its inhabitants.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Amistlemour by DarkRiverTempest reviews
After receiving an enchanted Christmas present from Fred Weasley, Hermione thinks her life will never be the same. And she's right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wuv, Tru Wuv by DarkRiverTempest reviews
At the annual Halloween party at Malfoy Manor, Draco searches for his true love amidst the throngs of costumed revelers. Will he find her in time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Dare by wickedswanz reviews
It was just a stupid dare - Once night in a haunted house. Piece of cake, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drunk by lilmisblack reviews
The first time they came to her, she was drunk. Hermione/Rabastan/Rodolphus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Hermione G., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Night Time Show by lilmisblack reviews
That little voice inside his head, the one he never listened to, told him they shouldn't stand there and watch, that they should just close the door and leave, but why start listening to that stupid voice now?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
One Day at a Time by HG Rising reviews
.:Drabbles:. One scene from certain choice days in Draco and Hermione's lives. Careful, those pickup lines can't hold everything up. .:DHr:.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Lamentations of Their Women by Madea's Rage reviews
Sing Muse,the sorrows of an age, that Hecuba, Andromache, Cassandra and Helen might tell and weep, though the names are different, the song is much the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
At Long Last by LiterarySpell reviews
Hermione left the Wizarding World with her son four years ago. What was she running from, and what will she do when the past catches up with them both?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Death to the Fluffy Pink Bunnies! by Jadeaffection reviews
What had the poor bunnies ever done to Hermione! George had to save their innocent little lives. Some language and sexual refferences. ONESHOT, EWE, DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2008 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
PT Buddy by WiccaWitch reviews
PWP - Hermione has always run to relieve her frustration and insomnia. She's now discovered a more pleasurable way of accomplishing the same thing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
Pass It On by Twin Exchange reviews
Mrs Weasley is searching for Fred and George and sends Hermione to find them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Brightly Shone the Stars by Kyra4 reviews
Cute Christmas oneshot! Rather fluffier than my usual style. Rated T only to be safe. In which Draco slips out of a Christmas party for some fresh air and runs afoul of a garden gnome...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bigger is Better by superscar reviews
This is my DHr Valentine's Day request fic. It was for request number 94. I have the request at the bottom if you're curious and cause I'm too lazy to take it off. Umm...there is shrinkage. full body, not cold water There is some side BZGW action.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Lamps Thereof reviews
The secret must be told if she is too truly rest in peace.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Merlin, Fred! reviews
Hermione argues with the twins over someones size of a certain object.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W. - Complete