Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
sex: yes please (i love that joke)
Weight: 255 (i am working on it)
Music: All rock except super heavy metal and Scr-emo, my playlist: greenday, linkin park, three days grace, ozzy, boston, avenged sevenfold, disturbed, etc
Race: don't see how it matters but i am white
occupation: college student
hobbies: ps3, reading ffnet, gym
location: Northwest Arkansas
sexual orientation: straight
Things i won't read: Highschool fics with naruto characters. the only connection highschool fics have to the naruto world are the characters and that just ruins it for me. If they don't have chakra, if there is no bijuu or akatsuki, then it is just highschool drama and i already had my four years of it thankyou very much.
Yaoi. i have no problem with homosexuals, i have gay friends and i love them platonically. i just prefer to not think about their bedroom activities. plus slash pairings have no appeal to me
Stories that average less than 2k words per chapter, 500 words isn't a chapter, its a page. If you aren't going to put in enough effort to write more than one page, i am not going to put in the effort to read your story. Now if the word count accumulates to something respectable, (50-90K despite chapter average) we might just have a ball game here.
Things i will read: AU. i will read alternate universes as long as they contain chakra or some other energy source. what is naruto without his chakra, or conflict that doesn't belong in a highschool or the work place?
crossovers, when they are done right they are pure awesomeness
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