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Joined 02-14-09, id: 1838044, Profile Updated: 07-06-10
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Dangerous Days of Daniel X, Hunger Games, Blood And Chocolate, Host, Warcraft, Maximum Ride, and Lord of the Flies.

HEY! everyone you have reached the profile of, Ninja awesome monkey's ! hopefully you are either a ninja a monkey or awesome.

1. I live in the awesome country named CANADA ( or America’s hat, which ever) and if you are wondering, yes I do live in a igloo and I ride a polar bear to school, they are Awesome. I can pretty much talk to beavers and I am like wayne gretzky when it comes to hockey, …EH?

2. I sleep, eat, play sports, write and read.

3. my FAVORITE show is the office, along side Frasier, friends, whale wars, and many more

3. favourite singer/ bands are - the Beatles, mother mother, Michael buble, and more though can't think of right now.

4. uhm...what else...uh I love HARRY POOTTER!, the maximum ride series and hunger games ALOT. I use to like twilight though that phase is over, though I still watch the movies to see the poor acting skills XD and I also have a Edward Cullen pillow sheet so I can kiss him goodnight ever night and so we will be together FOREVER! O_O ...haha just joking...O_O but no I love Harry potter 10000000000000000% more sorry twilight fans

5. why are you still reading this?

favorite quotes

Kelly: "Darryl Philben is the most complicated man that I've ever met. I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that?"

the office season 5: Money

Dwight: "My girlfriend and I broke up recently. And I must say, I am relieved. Gives me a chance to sow my wild oats. In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a big of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don't care, they're your oats."

the office season 5: Money

Total:"Dude, i missed you guys so much! I'm so glad your mom is okay, Max. God knows the loss of a Veterinarian would be a terribly thing. Ooh, Fanta!"

Maximum Ride:MAX

He stared at me with cold, cut-me-no-slack determination, then got into a fighting stance, holding one hand out,beckoning me Max:"I saw that movie too! It was like the coolest movie of all-" He launched himself at me. That was when his day really went downhill. it didn't last long- maybe four minutes. which can feel like a long time when someone's whaling on you. Not to malign the U.S navy or anything, but he didn't land a single blow.

Maximum Ride : MAX

Michael:. You don't... You don't call retarded people "retards". It's bad taste. You call your friends "retards" when they're acting retarded.
the office season 3: Gay hunt

Michael: Hug it out, bitch. That is what men say to each other, after a fight. They hug it out, and doing so, the just... let it go. And walk away. And they're done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman however. I have found. It doesn't translate.

the office season 3: the coup

Jim Halpert: Does that include 'that's what she said'? Michael Scott: Mmhh, yes. Jim Halpert: Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling. Michael Scott: Mmmm... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

The office season 2: Sexual harassment

Dwight Schrute: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins, and they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

the office season 3: Grief counseling

Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best? Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question. Jim Halpert: False. Black bear. Dwight Schrute: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought-- Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Dwight Schrute:Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!

the office season 3: product recall

Michael Scott: Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back, after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho. And you told her she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then... suddenly she's not your ho no mo'.

the office season 3: Benihana Christmas

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Curses as Chances by MyPenNameIsThisThing reviews
Evelith sacrificed her free will to the Lich King to save Nialas, whom she loves. Now, six years later, Eve is sent to kill Nialas, but her curiosity overwhelms orders. They go their separate ways, but fate never lets them stay apart for long. Sequel to "Chances as Curses."
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,658 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Blood Elf, Night Elf
Music Box by EverShadow reviews
AU: Set in a fictional 18th century Europe. At age 10, Santana Lopez, born into the wealthy and influential Lopez family, comes to acquire a peasant girl by the name of Brittany. And despite class differences, Santana falls in love with her.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,004 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 2,445 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P.
As If We Never Said Goodbye by Catty Jay reviews
Three weeks. That's all it took. Santana finds herself four thousand miles away from home with only a backpack and a feisty blonde for company. When you're nineteen, three weeks can change your life.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,374 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Santana L., Quinn F.
I'll Teach You to Dance by monochromeheartbeat reviews
Three years after graduation, Santana Lopez and her roommates, Quinn Fabray and Rachel Berry, attend a dance class in NYC. Follows most of the events in Glee if Brittany had never gone to WMHS.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 386,127 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 2,854 - Follows: 3,244 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Alone With You by slaves4hemo reviews
*BRITTANA* Santana is infatuated with Rachel's new roommate. She knows Brittany's dangerous, but is she willing to take the chance? Are Brittany's flirtatious ways just apart of her fun-loving personality or could she actually be interested? Set in New York the summer before their sophomore year of college. Lots of glee characters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,870 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Where the Wild Things Are by rigby8 reviews
AU & Santana POV. Quinn persuades Santana to go on a camping holiday with her new friends from college. During the week away Santana gets particularly close to one of Quinn's new friends, Brittany. Focus is Brittana romance, with Quintana friendship, plus other characters from Glee. R&R
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,575 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P.
No Such Thing by identitytheft reviews
Story old as time. Santana is madly in love with Brittany. Close enough to watch her dance, close enough to make out with her at parties, but why can't she just figure out how to get her close enough to be only hers? Slightly AU. Quinntana friendship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,337 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Rush by Downlikeyourinternetconnection reviews
College!Brittana AU. Just because she recently came to terms with her irrevocable gayness doesn't mean that hordes of women in short shorts and tiny Greek printed tees is really her thing. In fact, if anything, it means that it really can't be her thing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 165 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Maximum Ride: Taking Back the World by writeroses1029 reviews
Follow up story to Maximum Ride 5. Max learns what Mr. Chu wants with her. Relationships begin to grow more. What will Max have to do in order to take back the world?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 67,481 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
One of the Guys by The Duckster reviews
Tomboy Rose struggles with the boy she's been pining after for years thinking of her as one of the guys. What lengths will she go to in her pursuit to be seen as something more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,144 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Before the Day Ends by EnglishGrlVerity reviews
Now that the war is over, Ron and Hermione are allowed to have their fair bit of fluff. "You know, because you kissed me and all." "Well, in my defense, I thought we were going to die." totally non-lemon-just sweet Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Let Your Games Begin by The Other Perspective reviews
I slid down a palm trunk, well away from their camp, and buried my face in my hands. Wanting to curl up and die. Wanting to take the Capitol down for making a Game that could tear me apart like this. That could control my head like this. *complete*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,037 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Other tributes - Complete
Epic by sincerelydear reviews
Two people with the names Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley would have never believed they would actually share something more than insults and glares if you told them. Then again, is it real or is it not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,426 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Balance of Life by HogwartsOracle reviews
This story takes place immediately after the movie ends. An short Introduction thoroughly outlines the story in all its aspects
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 137,708 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
Not a Surprise by Anaeli Faller reviews
Death Knights are shunned creatures, neither liked nor disliked by the Horde and the Alliance. She knew this, yet she dared get close and ended up getting hurt in the end. She had expected this. It wasn't a surprise. T18 for implied... shtuff.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Blood Elf, Orc - Complete
Right to the Edge by fazzems reviews
For kiki1592’s Maximum Ride challenge... faxness --- "Fang," I said in a warning tone, my voice curving higher as I said his name, sounding not-in-the-least bit as threatening as I'd meant it to sound. -No longer a One-Shot-
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,514 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Fang, Max
Wait For You by oxoxEnchantedxoxo reviews
I can already feel myself slipping away, my mind clouded with the most agonizing pain I have ever felt in my life. Nonetheless, I force myself to respond, "I... promise." And with the last ounce of my strength, I grasp one of his calloused hands in mine.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Clove, Cato - Complete
The Photographer by theTurtleChelle reviews
Hank McBury is a photographer who has covered the Hunger Games story since the First Games. He has seen it all, sacrifices, weeping, despair. He has a diary in which he writes down all those worthy moments, this is a peek in his diary.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010
Kitchen Duty by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Hermione and Ron move beyond "just friends." Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,446 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Alice and Jasper's Untold Tales by newcomer77 reviews
The silent one, the perky one. Alice and Jasper. Together they have led a life of endless romance, but there is more than just that. One-shot stories containing humor, irony, passion, comfort, turmoil, and happiness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 68,191 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper
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You I Wind Land and Sea reviews
I was sure that this was it, I was sure that once I stepped through those glass doors I would never see the light of day again. With one last exhale I pushed opened the door stepping into the room.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,022 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/19/2011
Once In A Blue Moon reviews
Different one-shots with Dylan and Max, I might do a few other characters later on as well!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Max, Dylan
Midnight Snack reviews
When Gazzy goes down to have a midnight drink of milk, he is confronted with Nudge, and is unable to turn away.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Gazzy/The Gasman, Nudge
Kill Me Now reviews
This is my perspective of what the Beast is and how it got to the Island.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011
Blue Moon reviews
When Zoradia finds out that her mother has been captured by night elfs she sets out to find her, but what she doesn't expect to find is a banished night elf druid that in more ways then one is just like her. NE/ BE
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Blood Elf, Night Elf
Rays reviews
Takes place after the Host, as life goes on in the caves, people began to talk, and new groups of humans are revelled, talk about one last fight are under way, but what will happen if they lost? would all humanity finally be gone forever?
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
The 1003rd hunger games reviews
**Closed** NO!" I tried to scream, but my voice was drowned out. I was consumed by nothingness, everything shifting black as I slowly sank. I felt my lungs take one last shaky breath before I fell lifelessly to the ground.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,649 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
Moonlight Fangs reviews
After the pack accepts the decision to move, they settle in a small town in the middle of North America. When some unwelcome visitors arrive, rivalries will develop as well as many yet to be uncovered memories. :D
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010
Untold Stories reviews
These are the stories that weren't told, before and after the hunger games books. These stories hold love, anger, sadness, and life. stories, seen in different eyes, in different life's. Stories that need to be told. please give my story a chance
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010
Sunrise reviews
years after breaking dawn. Nessie starts to have feelings for Jacob. but can it ever work out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 70,890 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009
A New Life reviews
After Daniel X kills the prayer aka number one he try's to live a normal life. but when Girl trouble gets in the way he wishes that he wouldn't have retired from killing aliens.
Dangerous Days of Daniel X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009