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Ello :3

Name: Kaname
Age: Somewhere b/t 18-22
Height: 5'3 1/2"
Weight: Tch.
Blood Type: A+
Ethnicity: Creole, Blackfoot Nation, Scots-Irish, Cameroonian

Sasuke said it best: "There are many things I hate, and not many things I like..."
-Naruto English Dub

I generally come off as cold and standoff-ish. I've been known to have a superior/elitist attitude. I’m an existentialist. I’m a perfectionist. It’s slightly annoying in itself. -_- I’m apart of the rare group of Virgos known as “the chaotic virgo” I’m lazy as hell, a little unorganized, but I still harbor a lot of qualities that “regular” virgos have (the differences are partially due to the Libra side of my personality). I’ve wandered around for the better part of 5 years, and I’ve been an actual member since St. Valentine’s Day of ’09. I’m here to accomplish a few personal goals: conquer my own personal fear of letting others read my works, grow as a writer, further develop my writing style, learn my weaknesses and strengths as a writer, learn to actually finish a story (I figure maybe posting and getting readers to demand that I keep writing will help with that XD), and just have fun. I'm incredibly shy upon first meeting, but I open up after we've talked and/or hung out for awhile. I'm quiet, and don't mind being alone. I get annoyed very easily. I'm pretty ignorant of a lot of things because I grew up in isolation. It's also the reason I've been called socially inept. People think that I have "mental problems"...Oh, well. -shrugs- I'm pretty complex(that's what they say), but at the same time, pretty simple; complex simplicity. Yeah =D

I Roleplay like no one's business. I have my own OC that I use to RP and in fanfiction. I'm a certified Narutard, and I'm completely fine with that. Manga/Anime take up a big portion of my life, as does Reading, Writing, Daydreaming, Stargazing, Cloud-watching, Breathing, Planning my hostile takeover of the world, Ninja-Running, Walking, Singing, Dancing, the Internet, Thinking, Video Games (I'm a big Final Fantasy fan), etc., etc...

Music is what sets my soul on fire.

There's nothing else in the world like it. It seriously does something unexplainable to me. Example: Whenever I have a headache, I listen to music, and it goes away. 0.o Now, normally, music would make the headache worse, right? Tch. Not with me. XD I enjoy all genres of music except rap, though my heart lies most with Rock, K-Pop, J-Trance, K-Rock, Dance/Electronica/Trance/Hard House-type, and J-music.

Personality Type: I'm an INTP. Here are a couple of sites that tell you about it:

Blood-type Personality: I'm Type A, I think the Japanese were pretty on point with this.

Sun Sign: I'm a Virgo/Libra cusp, also known as "The Cusp of Beauty" XD Psh.

Chinese Zodiac: Born in the Year of the Earth Snake :3

Fav. Naruto Character? Gaara

Fav. pairings? Almost any pairing involving my favorite Kazekage. Also, ShikaIno, KankyIno(weird, I know.), Uchihacest, and Hyuugacest. Leave me and my twisted mind alone, okay? ^-^ [ This will be updated the more I match up random pairings and search out good stories containing them. ]

I am a fan of all fanfiction: Het, Yaoi, Yuri, etc. As long as the plot satisfies, the story is interesting, and there aren't excessive grammar/spelling errors, I'm all for it.


Temporary hiatus. Please forgive me. My mother's ill. She's recently been released from the hospital and I've been taking care of her since she's been home like the good child I am. I won't be working on anything until she's back on her feet. :heartsandthingsgohere:

PLEASE READ THIS GUYS: I'm really sorry to everyone waiting on the sequel to CP. But, I just don't have the time to do it. I feel like I've been making excuse after excuse after excuse. But, life is really fucking suck. And it hasn't slowed down since the last update. My mom is getting married, my dad is getting married, my mom is having surgery(again. her previous surgery didn't do its job. -_-;) around my birthday, I start my new job soon, I'm preparing for school, preparing to move...I just...can't seem to make the time.. I'm really, really sorry. But, the CP sequel is going on a hiatus that is possibly indefinite. When things settle down, I'll try to write it. But, with everything going on, I can't even think about it.


HEY GUYS!! Is it too much to ask to get a review for my stories, please? I only have 5 people who reviewed, and I have been attracting a fair amount of hits/visits. I live for the feedback. It lets me know that you like what I produce. Is it really that much trouble to drop a "great story" or something? o_O

I am in need of a Beta.

I am currently working on a couple of new stories, one for Naruto and one for Final Fantasy X-2.

Naruto Story: Sabaku no Gaara suffers from Satyromania, the male form of Nymphomania(Addiction to sex). He lives with his best friends,Haruno Sakura, and the ADD/ADHD Uzumaki Naruto. One day, he meets a girl in group therapy who completely turns his life around, not only because she's amazing in her own right, but because she has the power to curb his addiction. *HIATUS DUE TO LOSS OF PREVIOUS WORK ON IT. PLOT WILL MOST LIKELY BE REVISED*

*Final Fantasy X-2 Story: There really isn't a summary for this one, b/c I've been really focused on my Naruto story and my guitar lessons and language study. This one hasn't been getting very much attention but I have been jotting down ideas for it whenever they pop up. Just know that it will be a Rippal.

(New)Naruto: I just came up with an idea, centered around GaaDei, after reading something that my girlfriend and I were working on together. There isn't much except for what's currently in my head. But, I hope to turn into something that I, and everyone else, will love.

Please don't steal my ideas. -.- I've put in a lot of my spare time into researching for my stories to make them as realistic as possible and if I find out all of that bitch slaps me in the face b/c my story ideas were stolen, someone WILL feel my wrath. >[

I am an Active Beta and am currently accepting requests. PM me if you're interested :)

Also: I'm posting my website/blog here just in case anyone wants to talk more with me.

I have a Twitter and Tumblr:



I am addicted to ナルトand ナルト疾風伝parodies. The really good ones are hilarious, especially the Abridged Series(serieses..I KNOW that's not an actual word, let me have my moment, damnit!). Here are some of my favorite quotes from different parodies:

Deidara: Who do you think you are?!
Gaara: I'm the Kazekage..bitch!

Jiraiya: Okay, Naruto; your first Ninja test is to walk on water.
Naruto: Like Jesus?
Jiraiya: Yes, Naruto. Like Jesus...
Naruto: Wait a minute..Does that mean Jesus was a Ninja?!
Jiraiya: ...Yes, Naruto. Jesus...was a Ninja...
Naruto: Really?!
Jiraiya: ...NO NOT REALLY!!
Naruto: ...Awww

Gaara: Hi
Kakashi: What do you want?
Gaara: Can Sasuke come out to die?
Kakashi: Not. Now.
Gaara: Okay. (takes deep breath and closes eyes) How about now?
Kakashi: Will you GO AWAY?!

Deidara: So, you really are Gaara of the Desert, huh?
Gaara: Yes...At least, that's what it says on my Wikipedia profile.

Gaara: Eat SAND, mothafucker!!

Neji & Kiba are surfer dudes in one Abridged series.. XD Awesome

Neji: Dude, don't forget our trip to Medieval England later!
Kiba: Awesome!
Neji: Don't you mean...
Neji/Kiba: EXCELLENT!!

Neji: Dude, Hinata, like...I don't care if you're like, from the main family and stuff, I'm still gunna like...beat you most heinously.

Hinata: (while falling) OW, my boobs! I need those for seducing!!
Neji: Dude, like, no one can see 'em anyway with your eskimo coat on..

Gaara: (After Funk off battle #1 with Rock Lee) You're good.
Rock Lee: I learned from the best!
Gai-sensei: That's right, Lee! Shake yer goods!! (pose)
Gaara: Wow...I think I'm gunna need some mind soap...

Gaara: Kankurou, listen to your brother well. You look like shit.
Kankurou: Pardon?!
Gaara: Seriously, your face looks like an ugly guy beat you with an ugly stick. And that person called 20 more ugly guys, and they ALL beat you with an ugly stick.
Kankurou: What the fuck?!
Gaara: And on top of that, you wear make-up, which clearly suggests you're gay.
Kankurou:WHAT THE FUCK?! o.0

After a big spat of what to call Gaara, whether it should be '...of the Funk' or '...of the sexually transmitted diseases' and Kankurou being a failed abortion..

Gaara: I'll be Gaara...of the bitches.

Kakashi: Sakura...Sasuke's GAY. Accept it and move on.
Sakura: LIES! All LIES! Lalalalaaaa!

Naruto: Kakashi-sensei, can I train with you now?
Sasuke: (Off in the distance, but obviously in earshot) Sharingans only, BITCH!!

Baki: What's his condition, Dr.? (talking about Kankuro after his fight with Sasori)
Suna Medic-Nin: Well, he's suffering from Chronic Tear-duct redundancy..and his throat is swollen. At this point, we've diagnosed him with..
Baki: You don't mean...?
Suna Medic-Nin: I'm afraid so..Little Pussy Fag Bitch Pansy Ass Sissy Syndrome (echooo) Only one other person has been recorded having contracted this disease..
Baki: Sasuke Uchiha
Suna Medic-Nin:
At the rate of its' spread, I regret to say that he'll be wanting revenge on everything by morning.
Baki: The Madness...THE MADDNESSSS!!

Sasuke: Itachi, I've finally found you! You're harder to find than Carmen Sandiego!!
Itachi: (slams Sasuke into wall) No one's harder to find than Carmen!!

Neji has a scottish accent! Scottish Neji FTW!!

Neji: Oi! Stop saying 'Hai', ya lilly-livered faggots!

While watching Maito Gai fight Kisame

Rock Lee: Look! Gai-sensei's using Kaio-ken, haha!!
Neji: What a twist!

Gaara Rapping!!

Gaara: House real big, car real big, dick real big everything real big. Rims real big, pockets real big...(looks out window while music still plays)...ladies, gentlemen, gangstas, pimps, bitches, hoes.

Itachi: I'm about to open a can of whoopkeister on you
Naruto: That's what I told your mom when I was slappin' that ass, hahahaha
(Itachi bombards Naruto with a barrage of shuriken)
Naruto: ...ow

Itachi: Fire Style: Fag Repellent Jutsu! (Kakashi dodges) Well, that was fail. Fire Style: SUPER FAG REPELLENT JUTSU!!

Itachi: Tobi's a gay robot
Tobi/Madara: Your mother's a gay robot

chorus of 'ooooohhhhs!!'

Itachi: Well, your mother's like a bag of pringles; once I pop, the fun don't stop.
Akatsuki Member: Get 'im! Get 'im!
Another Akatsuki Member: Shuddup, foo!
Deidara: Sasori's mom is like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, she blows, and when I get done with her, I put the bitch away for later.

Gaara: Shut up. It's sandage time, motherfucker~

Deidara: I'ma bag me some Ginger Beef Jerky.
Deidara: Yeah, you want some? Because, I'm not making two trips, clay prices are already high as hell...
Sasori: What the HELL is Ginger Beef Jerky?!
Deidara: You gotta be kidding me!! The whole reason we came to the Sand Village was to get some Ginger Beef Jerky from some dude named Ichibi. See? We have these talks for a reason, Sasori no Donna.
Sasori: You idiot! It's not Ginger Beef Jerky, it's Jinchurkie.
Deidara: Tomato, Tomahto; any way you say it, it goes great with a little Barbeque Sauce.

More to come later XD

Actual Quotes from Naruto/Naruto: Shippuuden

Gaara: Sen yen sei ko/That's as far as you go (Fav. Shippuuden quote so far. Guess why? XD)

More actual quotes to come later :

You know you're a Naruto addict when...

You eat Ramen all day everyday.

You know the hand seals for 3+ jutsu

You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.

You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.

You buy 200 pair's of Sharingan contacts.

You say "Dattebayo!" or "Believe It!" after every sentence.

You cover half your face with a mask.

You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.

You try to walk up trees using your feet only.

You draw whiskers on your face.

You spend the time to make and mantain a Naruto web site.

You draw black circles around your eyes.

You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.

You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.

You run with your arms behind you.

You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.

..And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video.

You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".

You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"

You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging evrything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.

You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.

You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.

You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.

You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.

You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of sand on your back.

You call old men who stare at young women "Ero-sennin" or "Pervy sage".

Your not Japanese and you say "Itadkimasu" before you eat.

Your dreaams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.

You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.

You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.

...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take them out.

You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think it's the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.

You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.

You roll your eyes back into your head and shout "Byakugan!"

You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.

You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"

You have to put on a headband before a major competition.

...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equeals.

You do something stupid, and claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.

You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on you neck.

You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.

Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.

You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, or all of the Akatsuki members.

You make pairings between the characters.

You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.

You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.

You carry puppets with you.

You call your group of friends a "three man cell".

"Art is a Bang"

Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.

You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

You buy Naruto stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.

You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00am.

You spy on girls and call it research.

You try to summon a frog in biology class. biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrustung your hand on the floor.

You carry around frogs and call yourself "The Toad Sage".

You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.

You refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.

You have a pet pig named Tonton.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.

You call your teachers "Sensei" and your not Japanese.

You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.

You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part of your mission.

You use pick-up lines like "Wanna see my new Jutsu?" or "Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?"

You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

You start making handsigns...

...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"

You try to sign a contract with blood.

You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

You paste a piece of paper that says "Come Come Paradise" on the front of adult books.

You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.

You in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"

You take out a bottle of hot sause and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"

You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or gay.

You have many Naruto head bands with the same symbol on it and you got it again 'cause it's a different colour or it's metal.

You trust your life in websites like "Saiyanisland" or "Uzumakiworld".

You wish they would put Naruto Shippuden on Adult Swim.

You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left.

You make up your own little Naruto world in your head.

You considered becoming a doctor so you can be a "Medic-nin".

You talk about the characters as if they are real people.

You can't stop staring at all the posters and pictures you have of them on your wall.

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13, adlex47, chxlullabies

If you have done these things copy and paste them into your profile

-started singing really loudly in public

-Walked really slow in front of people in narrow aisles.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever tried to go into the back yard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to stck your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to run on water and nearly drowned yourself in the process, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

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If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

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If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile.

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If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, adlex47, chxlullabies are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

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my favorite qouets

You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.

Don't like my attitude? Call

shit your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?'
last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"
My mind works like brilliant flash and it's gone.
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 266 words, The Ten Commandments has 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,296 words.
If I won't be myself, who will?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
In theory, everything works.
Do unto others before they do unto to you.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"
Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.
Earht is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Procrastinate NOW!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Your ridiculus little opinion has been noted.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

"When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic."

"You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!"

"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil."

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

"I'm sane, it's the world that's crazy"

They say home is where the heart is. Well, my home must be Hell because that's where my heart seems to be stuck.

Our neighborhood is full of weirdos. We fit right in!

If he rips my arms off I'll kick him to death. If he rips my legs off I'll bite him to death. If he rips my head off I'll stare him to death. And if he gouges my eyes out I'll curse him from beyond my grave!

Yeah... I'm going to tear him apart. Then drag it out... What, you ask? The insides, of course. A lot comes out, right?
I'll give them all to you. I'm always a good boy. Yes, let's do it. Mom, I'll watch.

The only emotional ties I have with my family are the ones I'd like to wrap around their necks


"Dude, you have a bazooka. Stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation. Blow shit up!

Bow down! Bow down! Before the power of Santa! Or be crushed! Be crushed! By..HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM!

"Think of all the fun we can have! The teachers we'll scar, the students we'll corrupt!

INDIA?! WHAT THE FUCK?! Why the hell am I talking to some guy in India about a computer that was made in Japan and bought in America?!"

Theres always a way out, and sometimes it comes with missle launchers.

ps. dont let the air mug you IT'S EVERYWHERE THERE IS NO ECAPE FROM IT! Quickly we must lock our selvs into a air proff container... then we will be safe

"Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people."

"Yu-Gi-Oh: Multiple personality disorder ... with cards!"

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those!"

"One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject."

"I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault."

"Welcome to loserville. Population: You."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions."

"Pain. Joy. Sorrow. Suffering. The beats of life."

"Need a vacation? GO AWAY!"

"Anti-social, much?"

"Got Ramen?"

"I may not be very smart, but I can lift heavy things."

"Randomness is the base of conversation.”

"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, I haven't missed it yet."

"Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference."

"Do you know you're short?"

"I hear highschool's easier the second time around."

"Who needs food? We have snowcones!"

"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."

"It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion."(My excus for not doing homework!)

"I'm not crazy I'm just ... well, I'm not crazy!"

"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them."

"Dude, like, I think she's speaking Chinese again."

"Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass."

"Impotence...Nature's way of saying ‘No hard feelings’,”

"Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film."

"Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date."

"I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off."

"Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends."

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

"Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."

"Would you follow Jesus this close?"

"Never mess with a guy wearing make-up. They mean business."

"Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"

"If you continue to poke me with that chopstick i will not cease to kill you with it."

"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."

"Now, I want you all to start daydreaming. Yes, just pretend you're listening to my lecture. Yeah, that's the glazed expressions I want!"

"Hell is actually a lot hotter than this room, but the joy levels about the same."

“If you are going to burn, you have to burn RIGHT,”

"If you don’t leave now, I will personally kill you, then spend the rest of my life dancing on your grave the moment I can actually move again."

"I think we’ve had a bad influence on him, he’s as crazy as we are."

"I'll have you know I am ROYAL!"-"A Royal PAIN!"

"Pest."-/At your service. /-(With a smile.)

“Children. We are here to exchange money. Not squabble about your nonexistent past lives. Now the nice goblins are waiting to take your money and open a bank account for you. Please try to at least act like normal, quiet, peaceful, law-abiding citizens for once in your damned lives.”


“Look, we haven’t spoken Latin since the pigs left.”

“That’s my boy, you’re always been a pain in the butt.”

“Now you know that evil will always triumph because good is stupid.”

“-We came here to look for a bathroom. Not your past!”


"I LOVE weddings! Drinks all around!"

“If there’s anything more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now.”

"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train."

"If you fall off a cliff, you might as well try to teach yourself to fly on the way down."

"I know half of you half as well as I should like... And I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve…”

"Nothing is more eternal than massive amounts of paperwork."

"We’ve just witnessed a classic case of something called ‘misdirected rage.’ I believe the technical term is ‘being an ass.’"

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is nifty."

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

"Sorry, I don't have time to be arrested."

“Well, that was a nine-point-nine on the ‘Weird-Shit-O-Meter’.”

"It's amazing how the body can deceive the world, and the eyes can betray all the secrets the heart and soul could hold.."

"It takes a second to meet someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, and a lifetime to forget someone."

"Funny isn't it; how you push away those that love you, and welcome those that hate you,"


“Words marked, remembered, and stored for blackmail!”

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an appendage. Then it's just a game of keep away!"

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
║║║║╚╝║╚╝╣║║║║║║║║║╚╝page if you love

Now, this is just a note: I love other things besides Naruto, like video games and movies and being stupid and yada yada...I'm just not as addicted to all of that ..heh, heh. XD

Now playing: Dekiai - 176BIZ

Later days.

RIP Jasmine You, Bassist of Versailles - 2009.08.09


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Shattered by Kjpanny Kjchristie17 reviews
Seshoumaru has joined the Inutaichi in their quest to destroy Naraku. While he ignores the rest, his cruel treatment of Kagome is bewildering. However when he finally breaks the young miko, and her soul starts dying, how will Seshoumaru heal her?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 45,841 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Tough by ArcGreen reviews
She's being shipped out to good 'ole Land of Sand, and there's not a single thing she can do about it. Gaara x Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 132,527 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Ino Y., Gaara
My Heart by GrlWthAThrnNHrSd reviews
Inuyasha is happily engaged, or so he thinks, when he meets Kagome: a girl who forever alters his view of the world. Inuyasha has a lot to learn about life, love, and friendship. Where will his heart lead him and how much is he willing to sacrifice? AU
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 126,217 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
I Live by GeezerWench reviews
Rebelling against Edward's crushing protectiveness, Bella races for La Push. Goal in sight, she crashes, shattering her truck and her body. Jasper, discovering Bella gravely injured and bleeding profusely, pulls her from the wreckage. Fighting the lust for her blood was only the first battle. Violence, adult themes. Jasper/Bella *Award Winning*. Violence, language, adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 394,895 - Reviews: 3392 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 9/14/2012 - [Bella, Jasper] [Peter, Charlotte]
Swing Life Away by clandestine composer reviews
Sakura is new in town and doesn't know anything about anyone, and thankfully, no one knows about her. A story of love, friendship and finding out what it means to care. Swearing, maybe some violence and other. Rewriting...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
You're Poison, Running Through My Veins by history00 reviews
After Jasper kills a human, everything changes. The Jasper that everyone knows has been pushed aside by his dark, dangerous beast that had been caged up for so long. While the Cullens are disgusted and try to "fix" him, Bella is intrigued. She loves this side of Jasper, and she wants more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,135 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Friends by MistakenForSomeoneWhoCares reviews
Now, there are somethings Gaara didnt understand. How Uzumaki Naruto was his friend, how his nephew always beat him at shogi, but most of all, Neji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,317 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Emperor of Servants by JesaWicked reviews
Gaara has to work for the Hyuuga's for his whole summer break because his bastard of a father lost a bet to his rival. There he meets the most pompous rich teen that ever stepped foot on earth. ::YAOI,AU,OOC,NejGaa,Language,Drugs::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,821 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
An Unforeseen Flame by XmArKzThEsPoT reviews
Kagome knew there was no room left in his heart for her. His vision was clouded with images of Kikyo. So she left and encountered his cold but devastatingly handsome half brother. Sparks are sure to fly, but one of them just might light a new flame. Rated M for possible adult themes.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,821 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Wake up by Neri Allis reviews
All Gaara would like to do is sleep but there are so many different interuptions in a single day. Not all interuptions are not wanted especially those of a supernatural nature. Itagaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,741 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Gaara, Itachi U. - Complete
Zero Hour! by NikNoteMadness reviews
3 long months and Gaara hasn't seen or heard from Neji. They've broken up for reasons unknown but now they have to endure each other's presence in school. Gaara desperately wants Neji back but the Hyuuga is reluctant so Gaara's pay back is fierce. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 161,257 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Neji H., Gaara
Insatiable by SeventhRing reviews
She trembled when he fastened that gaze on her. He liked the movement. PWP. Bondage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Gaara, Ino Y.
Light after Dark by SkellingtonZero reviews
A sequal/continuation of Angel from the Dark. The first couple months after loosing her memory, Sakura seemed completly normal. Then she showed signs of the unthinkable. Can love cross all boundries or does fate have something else in mind. -L
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 117,346 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Twitterpated by Veta reviews
AU. When Naruto dumps him for Sasuke, Gaara doesn't know what to do. Falling for the Uchiha's mortal enemy wasn't what he had in mind, but he's not about to complain! NejiGaa YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Neji H., Gaara
The Divider by Lovelybrutal reviews
A quickie for RhythmJunkie's birthday. Charming, cocky Jasper meets plain-looking Bella in a tattoo parlor, but there is more to her than meets the eye. AH, M for language. JasperxBella ONLY done just this once, as a favor. *shudder* *ExB4Life*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Jasper, Bella
A Year Without Breathing by Ayata-Ayumi reviews
He was a 21 year old recovering addict. She was a out of control 17 year old. When his uncle asks him to take her in after the death of her dad, they'll both find out what it means to go a year without breathing….
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,517 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Gippal, Rikku - Complete
Just A Little Chemistry by Chibiaddicted reviews
Sakura thought college would be a breeze, relationships would be simple, and drama would be erased with her new life. That is...until she met a very young, very handsome Chemistry teacher. SakuraxGaara SakuraxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,787 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Flower Delivery by Kinky-Hoe reviews
AU. Successful businessman Inuyasha Takahashi can't handle a relationship; he sends his moody girlfriend apologetic red roses at least twice a week. How does plain Kagome Higurashi know that? Go figure; she delivers those flowers. IY/K, told in bits and pieces. Complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,674 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 5/30/2009 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] - Complete
Behind Cell Block Thirteen by JesaWicked reviews
Neji Hyuuga got arrested for murdering and raping an innocent woman. Problem is, he was framed. Now he is stuck with a known mass murder as his cellmate. Language, Violence, YAOI, NeGa, OOC, AU -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 109,223 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
The Demons Within Us by White Dire Wolf reviews
Rated for extreme language and adult situations. Drugs, guns and music, the only way to release the rage of a world torn by war. Can one woman save the shredded soul of a broken man? Especially since he hated everything she stood for? InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 244,581 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Takeshi Hyuga - The Next Kazekage! by Takeshi-san
Part 3 and the first Parody chapter are up! Notices/tributes/basic info is in ch. 1. Newest part is about the Fifth Shinobi World War! Have fun! Thanks readers and fans! This FF is about my OC Takeshi and his path to becoming the Kazekage!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,311 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010
Melody and Lyrics by The Last Lost Continent reviews
Teenagers were made to be stupid. And to screw possibly dangerous men in backseats. But that's neither here nor there. under a serious re-vamp. Updates sporadically.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Gaara, Neji H.
Dear Kazekage by Maerchen Freunde reviews
Gaara and Hinata become pen-pals. Will their correspondence lead to deeper things? Or are these two shy people only able to express themselves on paper? Gaara/Hina, Shika/Temari, Naru/Saku, and others. Rating for language and adult situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,809 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Until We Aren't Strangers Any Longer by Corrosionz reviews
She didn't know him anymore, he didn't know her. Aside from recognizing each other's faces, they were complete strangers. Will working at the Machine Faction restore an old friendship or cause the rift to grow larger?
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 146,888 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Rikku, Gippal - Complete
From Your Hands I Did Fall by Sandywolf reviews
Gaara, kidnapped by the Akatsuki, is faced with two choices: Death or complete cooperation. Wishing only to return home to the ones he cares for, he becomes the newest S-ranked ninja. And thus, begins his fall into the pits of insanity. M/M ANGST.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Gaara, Deidara
Blazing Revenge by Habit reviews
He broke her heart, so she decided to break his pride. She'd never thought her revenge would come in the form of a hot red head with all the right moves. MA for adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sand, Sex and Morphine by yuugiri reviews
It was the best damn terrorist attack Gaara has ever had.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Break Away by Mist.Filled.Eyes reviews
Gaara Sabaku hates his celebrity lifestyle. One day he offers a ride to a man he's never met and Sasuke tries to teach a man who's never really lived to do just that; live his life the way he always wanted to.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,688 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Raven Sand by Sakura aka L-sama no Miko reviews
The kages of the other villages were sure Sasuke's fate had been sealed, but a certain redheaded Kazekage had other plans. Rated M since it gets a bit limony folks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
An Online Friend Of Mine by Duly Noted and Discredited reviews
Online computer gaming was Gaara's forte, but when a fellow gamer starts getting a little too friendly, Gaara stops playing online. But his fellow gamer doesn't get the point. M for later chapters, Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Gaara, Neji H.
An Interesting Morning by RikuxHeart reviews
Ever get that feeling like you're in for an interesting morning? Gaara knew it from the second there was a tap on his window. GaarNaru yaoi. One-shot continued. Warnings for hot, hot, hot lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,919 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Battle Royale by Nightheart reviews
Free-spirited, independent, adventurous Rikku sees no reason to settle down like her father wants. Gippal would have better luck trying to pin down a sun-beam than get her to look his way. Could Cid's plan be the answer he's looking for?
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,257 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Rikku, Gippal
A Midnight Stroll by xXShy-YuukiXx reviews
Sakura goes to Suna to be the Kazkage's personal body guard. But what she doesnt know is that the Kazekage has a very perverted side to him that she will get to know every well in her stay. My First Story! Read and Review please. Lemony Lemons EDITING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,466 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Musically Inclined by Pagan Blood reviews
Naruto loves music. Gaara loves music which is why his iPod is so precious to him. What happens when Gaara loses his iPod and Naruto finds it? What happens when Naruto finds himself enamored with a stranger, when he finds his musical soulmate? Naru/Gaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,812 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
Fire and Ice by AmyC103 reviews
Fire and Ice,they are total opposites.She's the Fire, he's the Ice.High school for the both of them,will never be the same. The friction between the two,it's enough to destroy the world. Alcohol and Drug usage!Rated M for a reason! Later, Lemons! GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,729 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Trumped by RichOnyx reviews
“Do you know why inu trumps wolf in the hierarchy of life, Kouga?”
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,279 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Inuyasha, Kouga
Punishment by Black Clouds of Thought reviews
I suck at summmaries so its just Gaara and Sasuke and lots of yaoi "fun". So yah don't like don't read. Wait why ARE you still reading?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Black and White by annetaco reviews
Can time heal a broken heart? Or are some wounds too deep for salvation? Sasuke knows he hasn't moved on, but will Gaara give their love another chance? Sequel to Shake it Up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Gaara
Being Uzumaki Naruto by Roving Otter reviews
Something's bothering Gaara. Temari asks Shikamaru to help her find out what's going on. Things get troublesome. Some shounen ai content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,355 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Gaara, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Sketches by SnowLion no Miko reviews
He was a starving, out of work artist, in need of a model. She was a simple waitress, who just happened to have the look he needed. NejiSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,209 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Multi Spoof :D by InvaderZimWannabeX3 reviews
Morgan Freeman is Jesus, The Jonas Brothers beat Edward Cullen with guitars, Jack Sparrow kills Isabella from Phineas & Ferb, Buddy the Elf keeps screaming obvious things, Rudolph causes Santa's death, Peter Griffin raps, and more. or not, idr. r&r please
Crossover - Twilight & Elf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/20/2009
From Her Ashes by smithjohn2020 reviews
After Naruto defeats Pein, the village welcomes him back as the Rokudaime Hokage. Naruto walks in the steps of his father as he raises Konoha from her ashes and fulfills his destiny as the Prophecy Child. I'm righting everything wrong. Naruto X Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,956 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Other Side of the Mirror by dmnq8 reviews
On one side you have the steady friendship of two lonely boys. On the other side... GaaNaru, yaoi, lemon. Sequel to Mirror. Disclaimer in my profile. Requestfic for XxHinaxX.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2009 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Denial by aminerklarinen reviews
Neji Hyuuga didn't want to see it, but he did. And now he can't help it. Set in contrast to my other fanfic "Lies". Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Frustration by Tikvah reviews
To a bystander they might seem like lovers but this is not an act of love. It is all about frustration,raw and merciless, pent up for too long. Shika/Neji. Yaoi. 20091130- rewritten, reposted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Asylum by Amy Hirosaki reviews
AU, NejiLee, future NejiGaaSasu, Shonen ai. Screw Faith! Hyuuga Neji, Boy Genius, fakes having a disorder in order to escape his destiny. It works, and he ends up in an institution. But even Boy Geniuses can’t predict every single thing...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,268 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
Desert Phoenix by OliviaMonroe reviews
AU The story of Naruto with my own characters thrown into the mix. Mostly GaaraXOC What if you saw the good in the monster?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 114,506 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Gaara - Complete
More Than Family by Fluffy the Cat Demoness reviews
Hyuugacest don't like don't read- Hinata was the shy one, always avoiding others. She didn't want all-consuming love. Neji was the tough one, never needing emotions to get through the day. Damn lace panties. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Hinata H., Neji H.
Part One: Loving the Unknown by China Dolly reviews
A Hyuuga Prodigy falling in love with a few flattering notes could only happen in someone’s dream, right? Shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,737 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Neji H. - Complete
SECRET ADMIRER by gaarassexygirl reviews
Naruto just found out that he has a secret admirer, but who is it. He has only 5 days to figure it out. and every day he gets a clue of who this person is. GaaraxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Water Safety by Habit reviews
Gaara's 'impenetrable defense' has one weakness...water. When Sakura is asked to teach the Kazekage to swim, she points this out. A challenge is issued...can Sakura get him into the water, and make him like it? Or will trouble find them unprepared... MA!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! by ElementalDarkness reviews
Four sisters enter the chuunin exam. Following the naruto plot, except they are damn random girls Gaaraxoc Sasukexoc small Kibaxoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 110,378 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
I Won't Fade by Balverine reviews
AU... Never miss an opportunity. Never kiss a new student if your not sure he's gay. Never break a promise. Never sleep over if the two of you are only there. Don't say I love you if you don't really mean it. M for later chapters. Check out the Author's note in chapter 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,494 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Neji H., Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Pulsation by CerealK reviews
Neji, Gaara. Mosh Pit, Gaara in a skirt, Alcohol-as-lube, hair pulling, exhibitionism, Gackt. You're interested and you know it. Collabo: The Cereal Killer and Mako75. NeGaa, NaruSasu. Explicit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,018 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Aslyum Butterfly by arashi wolf princess reviews
When Gaara is introduced into society again after being held captive in an insane asylum for most of his life, how will he deal with these seemingly new experiences, including high school? Adopted from BoomBoom31 with permission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,432 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Gaara, Neji H.
The Bet by dmnq8 reviews
..."Let me seduce you, Neji," Gaara whispered into his ear. "I'm good. You'll enjoy it, I promise. And you are of course free to stop me at any time." Giftfic for SerentitySoul. Yaoi. GaaNeji. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/31/2009 - [Gaara, Neji H.] - Complete
Wet by Lover of Brownies reviews
It's Shikamaru's birthday and it's time he had a choice in the gift giving... ShikaNejiShika M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Shikamaru N., Neji H.
Passion by rianess reviews
Gippal and Rikku romance based on Charlotte Lamb's novel 'Obsession'. Rikku has no intention of becoming one of Gippal's flings, but Gippal has other ideas. Who will succumb to whom first?
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,768 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Gippal, Rikku
The Knight by lanita19 reviews
After a falling out, Rikku denounces her friends, family, and the entire Al Bhed race to find her identity only to be brought back to the man who stole her heart so long ago. RikkuxGippal. Rated for a lemony chapter, language, and violence.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,151 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Rikku, Gippal - Complete
Scary Kids Scaring Kids by 13th of never reviews
Neji's a bastard but Gaara wants him. Now all he has to do is to get rid of Sasuke and Naruto without losing everything in the process. NejiGaa, SasuNaru…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,633 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Neji H., Gaara
The Morning After by TheCupcakeMonster reviews
Everybody wants Gaara, but the one Gaara wants is Neji. He thinks the only way he can make Neji his is if the innocent Hyuuga is hopelessly drunk. But he still worries about the morning after... YAOI LEMON ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Why I Hate Airports by Habit reviews
Airports are horrible places to be when things go wrong. For one woman, that horrible experience turns into something much more promising. MA FOR A REASON! Typical Habit fic meaning no one under the restricted age!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 36,498 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Instant Messages: KittenMischief Contest Entry by TheSpoiltOne reviews
Bella and Alice, excited from reading DefinatelyStaying’s delicious lemony fanfics, tease each other over a web cam. What happens when Jasper comes to investigate the noises? AU/AH – HOT LEMON ALERT - Collaboration w/DefinatelyStaying
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Matter of Honor by Adridere reviews
COMPLETE - Almost 4 years after the war. Aang is engaged to Katara and is up to Zuko to teach him the facts of life. Yep, the bees and the birds. Crazy kings, bananas and the ultimate contest for the hand of a reluctant maiden. Zutara/Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,294 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Vacation well taken by Loveless Paradox reviews
What happens when Gaara, Shikamaru and Neji find eachother in a bedroom? PWP Rated M - Sexualcontent/Yaoi [ShikaGaaraNeji]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - [Shikamaru N., Gaara, Neji H.] - Complete
Lead Angel by Hidden Ink reviews
Neji and Gaara begin an anonymous correspondence on their desk at school. Romance ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,333 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
Early Morning Angel by wideopeneyes reviews
After a wild party on Besaid, Gippal goes looking in Rikku's direction for a little TLC.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Gippal, Rikku - Complete
To adore the Hellish by Yellow kiwi reviews
Naruto can't stop thinking of the schools outcast. It'll be hard enough to get to know him, even harder to get him to love him, but none of it will be has hard as staying together in a school that is trying so hard to tear you apart. AU, yoai, GaaraNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,302 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/7/2006 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Caught Off Guard by wideopeneyes reviews
Rikku invades Gippal's lair at a rather inconvenient time. Written as a birthday fic for Mariamcardoso.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Gippal, Rikku - Complete
Bathroom Wars by NeuroticSeduction reviews
What really happens as our favorite ninja prepare for the day? Oh Kami, Gaara can't find his eyeliner... and Sasuke's hair looks terrible! Fix it, Itachi! Fix it! Sing it, Neji! D8 CRACK OOCness Cowrite with TenSecondTom
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Fever Pitch by Vampire Ifurita reviews
The beat of the bass is what moves dancers. The beat of the heart is what moves a man. What happens when a man possessed by the beat of the music follows the beat of his heart? AU, GaaSasu among others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,738 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
It's Not Love by Wings of a Wolf reviews
Neji remembers some of the times he spent with Gaara. Not too badly OOC, but so fluffy you could drown. Fluff should be a genre, I swear. Neji x Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Visiting Hours by kyubiteaser reviews
Gaara and Temari are on a stop over in Konoha while on a mission. While there they decide to catch up and spend a few eventful hours with some old friends. WARNING: SMUTFIC ONESHOT! Graphic Lemon wYaoi pairing. ShikaxTema and GaaraxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Gaara by thenoblescientist reviews
Gaara is a scary, scary child.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
A Progressive Member of Society by crackficwhores reviews
[CRACKFIC] Gaara's therapist has diagnosed him with an antisocial personality disorder. Thus he bestows unto Gaara the Ultimate Assignment: to become a progressive member of society! Madness ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Gaara
A Change in the Wind by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
He said it so casually, so off hand. It was like he was stating a fact about the universe. The sky is blue. The cliffs are high. He'll kill you someday.Sakura.Gaara.Temari.Kankurou.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,871 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Dry Lips by Notorious George Weasley reviews
[Gaara uke, Shikamaru seme][Choji and Ino together minorly] Shikamaru thinks Love is too troublesome, Gaara thinks you should only love yourself, but once they start talking about it, they find that having someone make you realize Love's true potential
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,361 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Consolation Prize reviews
After a failed attempt to rob the home of University student Haruno Sakura, Gaara and Neji make a deal that will ensure they don’t leave empty-handed. Gaara/Sakura/Neji Powerhour smutfest! One-shot. Lemon. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete