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Joined 02-14-09, id: 1838431, Profile Updated: 09-06-09
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

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Emmett and Alice Go to Church reviews
The title says it all, although there's a twist. An extremely humorous and somewhat violent twist. Be forewarned--there is language, beloved children of FanFiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete